UA exam, oh dear God, it's going to be tough to write.
Last chapter I noticed a few words had been cut and I'm sorry for not checking.
I don't think I'm going to rewrite every past chapter before I finish the story.
If anyone wants to be a beta reader hit me with a message.
Anyways, enjoy.
Izuku got up at five thirty in the morning, he was so excited for the day he couldn't fall asleep again once he had woken up the first time.
He decided to burn some calories to calm down so he went to the parking lot by the side of his apartment complex, luckily at that hour no one was there so he had freedom of movement.
He had been doing exercises to train his body for a few months and following Mirio's advice he did bodyweight training mainly because he didn't want to lose mobility or flexibility; he still laughed when he thought of people doing stupid workouts like a hundred push ups, a hundred curls and so on, he wanted to see one of those idiots completely bent forward with his chest like a spoon because they did only pushing exercises.
Izuku on the other hand did workouts the right way and he didn't even need any equipment, he needed a pull up bar? Mime it. Dip station? Mime it. He was becoming somewhat of a calisthenic athlete.
He heard the alarm fixed for seven o'clock coming from his watch so he went back to his house, he had a quick shower and by the time he was dressed his mother had already prepared breakfast.
"Mom you know you didn't have to prepare pancakes right? I would've been fine with milk and cereals."
"I know but today is a special day isn't it? And besides I used protein powder to make them."
"Mom don't drag me into your gym-mania."
"Says the one who wakes up at five thirty in the morning to work out."
Izuku had never been able to win any argument against his mother so he just sighed, conscious of his loss and ate his breakfast.
At seven thirty he was ready to go so he went outside the entrance of his apartment complex to wait for Katsumi, five minutes later she was there, ready in the tracksuit she used for her capoeira training, he, on the other hand, was dressed as he usually would.
"So how do you want to go there? Car or motorbike?"
"Let's go with the bike, I need a rush of adrenaline to be in top shape."
And so two teens were shooting through the streets of Musutafu on an invisible bike.
At a traffic light a boy and his older brother were sitting in their car waiting for the light to turn green, both of them had blue hair, a squared face and the youngest wore glasses and if they hadn't been different in age they could've been mistaken for twins; the younger brother was sitting straight on seat, looking outside the window to ease his nervousness for the upcoming exam when he saw two teens right beside him, floating on nothing.
"Brother there are two people floating in the middle of the road." he said, he was confused.
"Is one of them a boy with green hair?"
"Yes, why?"
"He is Tsukauchi's boy, don't even bother trying to understand."
"But brother they started speeding over the limit while doing a wheelie…"
"It could be a really fast penny farthing."
"What?"
Tensei didn't answer his brother's questions and drived calmly towards UA.
Izuku stopped in front of the entrance of UA, he was excited, after all the exam would be broadcasted all across the nation and he wanted to make himself known from the first moment; busy in his thoughts he didn't notice a brick sticking out of the floor so he tripped and tried to use his quirk to stop the fall, before he could even activate it two arms stooped him from falling and he found himself in a casquè, held by a blonde boy dressed with quite the eccentric shirt "Mon amì, you should pay more attention because you can't find someone as fantastique as me saving you everytime." Izuku looked at the boy and thought "If we both pass I'm going to ask him to do a performance with me, he's the flashiest person I have ever seen, why does he seem to sparkle?"
Katsumi snorted, interrupting the dance pose and said "If you two stop being gay we can go take the fucking exam!" could she have ever expected the blonde's response.
"Mademoiselle, je am not being gay, je suis gay."
Izuku sat in his assigned place that luckily was was right beside his childhood friend, since she was still dumbstruck.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" she shouted and the whole auditorium turned towards her.
Luckily Present Mic saved her, entering the room with his signature rockstar scream.
"ARE YOU READY?"
"YEAH!"
"While I'm glad someone finally responded I'm not sure about the way I got the response." he said as he looked puzzle at the mime holding a sign.
"Let's start with the presentation. You will have a two and a half hour classic entrance test before a thirty minute practical. Any question up to this point?"
The mime lifted a sign saying "No sir!" "Little listener you have been the one who responded the most of all the exams I presented, I'm not sure if it's good that you did it without a sound but who am I to judge?" from the control room a non-defined animal watched the pink mime in amusement, he, or it?, was going to enjoy the exam.
"Anyway, there are four robots in the practical exam that are woth respectively one, two, three and zero points, I think you can guess how that plays out. Questions?"
Katsumi raised her hand and said what felt more like a certain fact than a question "If I throw someone with an hardening quirk or that becomes metal or so on to a robot and destroy it the point is mine right?" "Hey, that would be so manly/so metal!" said two nearly identical teens, "I think you would get a point each for the teamwork but I'm not sure." said Mic, meanwhile Nezu was grinning like a madman, he was going to enjoy that exam a lot.
Izuku noticed that one of the teens that made the "manly" remark had a familiar hairstyle, so he shook Katsumi and he signed her to look at him, she noticed him and said "By the way nice hairstyle dude." the pink haired boy responded "Thanks a lot bro!".
Katsumi was shocked, she had just been fucking mistaken for a fucking male, she was going to murder the guy… hadn't she had a two and a half hour test to complete.
2 hours later, yes she did finish half an hour before, Katsumi was going towards her designated area for the practical exam, she remembered when the locations were given, area B was hers and Izuku's was area A, were they looking down on her? Was she below Izuku? The response was that the two areas were identical, people coming from the same school were separated, explained Izuku's new friend, the french wannabe.
When she got to the area she noticed she was early as the start of the practical was scheduled for ten minutes after the end of the written portion.
"Bro, did you finish early too?" Katsumi's eye twitched
"Bro why aren't you saying anything? Bro?"
"BECAUSE I'M NOT A BRO DUMBFUCK! LOOK BETTER BEFORE I CASTRATE YOU AND THEN CALL YOU BRO!"
"Wait why... ah, shit, I'm sorry."
"Do you think a shitty apology is enough?"
"I'm sorry but you were so manly before…" the pink haired boy covered his mouth, trying to erase what he had just said, he saw Katsumi's eye twitch, then it twitched again, then again and even more times, faster every time, after a couple of seconds she turned her head towards the boy and she gave him a death glare "I'm fucking compassionate so I give you three seconds." "For what?" "Two.." a small explosion was produced in Katsumi's right hand,"One…" another small explosion but in her left hand, the boy slowly moved backwards, he remembered his father saying "Son, if you meet a wild animal be manly, don't run, back away slowly while facing the animal."
"RUN YOU FUCKER!" screamed Katsumi as she flew towards him thanks to two explosions under her feet.
"I'm sorry dad, I'm going to die in an unmanly way."
"I'M GOING TO USE YOU AS A CLUB TO SMASH THOSE ROBOTS PINKIE!"
Somewhere in the Chiba prefecture a man was drinking his beer while looking at the sky, he could describe the moment in one way only "Manly." he said, a cloud motioned like it had understood the man and it seemed like his son waving his last goodbye at him "I feel like my son has fucked up."
Meanwhile in area A Izuku was conversing with his newfound sparkly friend as they had finished early too, he heard a series of explosions coming from the other site and a few screams of terror, then silence "I think someone fucked up really hard."
After a little bit of time passed present Mic got to the testing site and picked up a microphone, Izuku couldn't understand why the man used a microphone when his quirk was a microphone and he had speakers on his costume but that's not the point.
"ALRIGHT WE START IN TEN SECONDS!"
Izuku got on his knee and looked at his friend "Would you give me the pleasure to have this dance?"
"Mais oui!" Izuku pushed a button on his belt and ballet music started playing.
"Hey this is a serious exam not a dance floor." said the blue haired boy.
"GOOOOOOO." screamed Mic.
Izuku and Aoyama waltzed forward with the rest of the students looking at them
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THERE ARE NO COUNTDOWNS IN REAL LIFE!"
All the students sprinted forward and… their feet got caught in nothing and they all fell onto the floor, when they got up they saw the mime with his hat in hand waving at them.
"I like this kid." thought the entirety of the UA staff, Nezu's laughter got even louder and more and more fitting of a mental patient.
The dancers met the first group of one pointers, Izuku spun Aoyama in the air while the latter shot two quick lasers from his stomach, Izuku dealt with the last sith a swift lunge into the robot's "eye".
After ten minutes and ten points the two pointers had been released, the duo had ten points by this time and they managed to snatch four robots adding up to a total of eighteen points, the other examinees were fighting robots too so they couldn't find more robots until the fifteen minute mark when the three pointers got into the fake city, they too weren't much of a fight and the mime and the sparkling boy managed to bring down four, when the time arrived to twenty minutes their score was thirty points.
At the same time in the control room Nezu lifted the glass covering a big red button "Gentlemen who wants the honour?" Aizawa grinned, his smile as sane as Nezu's and smashed his palm on the button.
Inside area A a small earthquake took place as the zero pointer advanced into the examinees' field of view, Izuku and Aoyama, being the furthest into the city, were the first ones to run away from it, quickly followed by the others.
"Mon ami, I see someone in need of help, send me to him." Izuku nodded and latched an invisible rope to the boy's bust, the blonde jumped towards a pile of rubble and took a purple haired's hand, then he gave Izuku a thumbs up; Izuku recalled the rope and Aoyama shot towards him like a spinning top with the semi-concscious teen under his arm, Izuku could picture the french wannabee carrying a purple baguette.
Once the pirouetting teen reached the mime the latter put him on his right shoulder, the other teen on his left one and ran towards the exit, he ran so fast due to his fears that his legs seemed like spinning circles, a little more forward than the main body, a lot of people saw a cartoon happening in real life.
And that's all.
Next chapter will be the teachers evaluating the students, we will see the pomeranian's performance.
See you next time.