Kitty and Deadpool's Special Forces Reunion!
Kitty studied herself in the mirror before carefully pulling her blonde hair up into a bun. She used bobbypins to tuck the wild strands until they were uniform. She then smoothed her green, Class 'A' jacket and grabbed her beret before heading down to the living room.
"Morning, Kitty." Steve called cheerfully from the kitchen.
Kitty walked over and kissed him on the cheek before grabbing a cup of coffee. "Mornin' mom."
Clint Barton was sitting at the table, a cup of tea in his hand. He looked up from the newspaper he was reading and whistled at Kitty, who raised her middle finger at him. Less than a minute later, Deadpool and Logan strolled from the elevator. Logan was in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, but Deadpool was clad in an all black suit.
"Why aren't you in uniform?" Clint asked with a nod to Deadpool.
Logan, Kitty, and Steve responded at the same time. "Dishonorable discharge."
Tony and Bruce walked into the kitchen. Bruce full on stopped to take in the sight of Kitty while Tony just casually said, "Nice uniform, Kit."
"Thank you."
After a moment, Steve softly asked, "Who's the funeral for?"
"Well, other than Deadpool and myself, he was the last original member of the Untitled Black Unit." Kitty said.
"How'd he die?" Clint asked.
Kitty made eye contact with Clint. "He was murdered." She looked at the clock as she rinsed out her coffee mug. "We gotta go, Sarge. Josey and Kingsley said we gotta be there early to be pallbearers."
"Wait," Bruce held up his hand and said, "I thought you said you two were the last remaining members."
"Of the original unit." Kitty explained. "They brought in Jose and Kingsley when Dominick died and another member mysteriously disappeared."
"Mysteriously disappeared?" Tony asked with raised eyebrows.
"Dangerous work, being a mercenary." Kitty said with a straight face. "Make too many enemies, can't always watch your back."