ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – Angry Confetti
The Shield moves to Hollywood and Seth and Sasha continue their long distance relationship.
Will Stephanie McMahon Hardy and Bayley Black Heart succeed in taking NXT from Triple H?
Find out in the next episode of The Bonehead and the Brain.
Chapter Nineteen – Shield Tears
Sasha's Welcome Back Party, New York City, New York
"I don't know if I like the idea of baiting Steph and Jeff with their own daughter," Hunter said to Shawn.
"But isn't that what you were going to do with Aurora?" Shawn replied.
"Yeah but when I do it its cute, who's side are you on Shawn?" Hunter said offended and HBK smiled at his Bonehead friend.
"I'm on your side as always," Shawn replied.
"The locker room is back in New York, Beth just Transcended them back to the hotel," Trish said and everyone applauded Beth Hardy who was clearly on their side.
"Good job Beth, you're gonna be fine," Seth said to her as Alexa prayed for his strength to return.
Beth hugged Seth tightly and didn't let go, "I'm so sorry but you need to give Seth some space," Alexa said to Beth prying her off of the Prayer Warrior who was very weak from prayer.
Beth turned and saw Sasha smiling at her, "You can hug me if you want," Sasha said to Beth Hardy who ran over to Banks and hugged her for a very long time.
"Wow she really likes you Boss," Hunter noticed impressed. "Looks like you need a daughter of your own, Seth go get your wife pregnant she's clearly the mothering type, unlike Beth's stepmom and my ex-wife Stephanie McMahon Hardy,"
"Actually, I wanted to tell you guys at the party in front of all our friends but since its you guys I guess I can tell you all now. Seth already got me pregnant Hunter, I'm six weeks pregnant and I won't be wrestling again anytime soon," Sasha said and Seth fell to his wife's knees in jubilation while Roman and Dean jumped on him with loud praise. He kissed Sasha's hands with tears in his eyes.
"Was it that night in Boston before you left for Hollywood?" he asked her.
"It was that night Bayley was recording us, you got me pregnant at Harvard, so our first child is gonna be way smart," Sasha said and Seth hugged her like a mad person.
"So does that make Hayworth the godfather?" Hunter asked them.
"I gotta buy that kid something nice, if it wasn't for his dorm you might not be pregnant. Congratulations Banks, you're going to be a mom!" Seth said to his wife jubilantly.
"And congratulations Rollins, you're going to be a dad!" Sasha said hugging her husband lovingly while everyone applauded them.
"Congratulations guys!" Alexa said with tears in her eyes. "I'm so happy for you both and I'm even happier that Bayley wasn't here to spoil the moment for us,"
"We're happy she's not here too Bliss beCause she definitely wouldn't be able to handle what I'm about to say," Sasha said to Alexa.
"Oh this is gonna be good," Trish said and Randy nodded.
"Actually let's do this right, Seth why don't you make the first announcement?" Sasha said to her husband who was still giddy from his wife's amouncment.
"When Sasha and I got married we agreed that we would name the godparents right away. At the time we named Roman, Dean, Renee, Corey Graves and the New Day to be our godparents, so that's official you guys are our baby's godparents," Seth said to Roman and Dean who celebrated with Renee who was overjoyed at the news that Sasha and Seth were going to have a baby. "But we also decided to make DX, Trish, Randy, Amy and Chyna godparents, along with you Alexa,"
"What?!" Alexa said in shock. "You want me to be your baby's godma?"
"We would be crazy not to, after everything you've done for us over the past month Alexa, it's the least we can do," Sasha said.
"You're right, Bayley would not be able to handle this," Alexa said. "Thank you guys so much this is truly an honor,"
Seth and Sasha hugged Alexa and eventually they made it to the hotel for the party where they shared the news with everyone.
As the party rolled on Sasha took Seth to one side, "What's up mommy?" Seth asked her lovingly.
"I don't ever want Bayley to find out Alexa's our baby's godmother, I truly believe it would crush her so let's keep it to ourselves," Sasha said and Seth nodded.
"You do realise its all over social media, if anything Bayley's going to insist on being named godmother so we don't have to worry about that, we got other things to worry about. Like what are we going to call our baby?" Seth asked.
"Well that should be obvious, if its a girl, we'll name her Jasmine and if it's a boy we'll name him Aladdin," Sasha said.
"You must have filmed one too many action sequences, we are not naming our son or daughter after a Disney movie," Seth said. "How about Alexa Renee if it's a girl and Roman Dean if it's a boy?"
"What about Kofi, Xavier and Big E and Corey?" Sasha said.
"We'll name our future children after them, its not like we're gonna stop at one," Seth replied and Sasha stroked Seth's face lovingly.
"I like that idea," she said amorously. "How about we go put that into practice after the baby is born?"
"I think I can get you pregnant four times but I don't know if they'll be four boys, or come out looking like New Day and Corey," Seth said and Alexa laughed overhearing the conversation.
"Given your racial backgrounds I don't think that would be too much of a problem," she said.
"Ya'll want five children?" Hunter said. "Sasha how are you ever gonna come back to work if you're taking care of five children?"
"Well Seth will be helping me out too, its not like I'm going to be raising five children by myself," Sasha said and Trish looked down.
"There's worse things, like not having all these loving people around to help you and trust me with five kids, you're gonna need all the help you can get," Trish said and Sasha nodded.
"Wow, I can't believe I'm gonna be a mom, what a year first I marry the greatest man alive, then I land a hot movie role with John and Dwayne and now I'm having a baby. Life couldn't be any sweeter," Sasha said and she kissed Seth again and he picked her up and hugged her warmly.
Ember looked at Alexa while everyone applauded, the Little Great One had gone quiet which was not normal for Alexa.
"Hey you okay?" Ember asked her concerned and Alexa gestured to the lobby.
"Yeah I just need to get some air," Alexa said and she walked outside taking Seth's prayer shawl with her. Trish watched her go knowing what was wrong.
"Finally, The Truth has come back to Alexa Bliss!" Trish said mimicking the Rock who raised an eyebrow at her unimpressed.
"Nice arms," he said noticing that Trish had been working out.
"Yes my wife has the best guns in the business thanks to Seth's new muscle, Bianca Belair," Randy said.
"Man I can't wait to get in the ring with her," Ember Moon said.
"Get in line Moon, do you know how many people wanna wrestle Belair?" Hunter said and he turned to Sasha. "Now that you're on the shelf we gotta get someone to fill your slot as Belair's first opponent,"
"Oh pick me!" Ember said raising her hand up excitedly.
"It could only be one person," Hunter said as Ember jumped up and down like a ping-pong ball.
"Me! Me! Me!" she cried excitedly.
"It has to be Charlotte Flair," Hunter said and Ember pouted. "Did you really think I was gonna let you wrestler Bianca after the stunt you pulled tonight? Ember you're lucky you still have a job!"
Ember sighed, "You're right I should have resisted your wife's offer but I think you've forgotten how powerful your wife is. She promised me so many things, I didn't know she knew so many people!"
"Forget about my wife she ain't nuthin, I'm the one running things around here Ember and don't you forget it!" Hunter said and Ember nodded.
"All I'm saying boss is that your wife is serious about her plans to take NXT away from you and if she can get to me, she can get to anybody and that includes your precious golden girl Charlotte Flair," Bianca warned Hunter who exchanged glances with Shawn.
"We need to put the entire roster on lockdown, I want everyone at the Sandbox we need to warn them about Stephanie's plans to take NXT away from us," Hunter said.
"Okay we'll warn them but not tonight, this is Sasha and Seth's night let the roster celebrate the great news – I'm gonna be a godfather to five kids!" Shawn said and he hugged Sasha and Seth while Hunter shook his head.
"I can't even count that high," he said and he looked around for Alexa, "Hey where's Lexi?"
"She went out for awhile, she seemed a little upset," Ember replied and Hunter turned to the Shield.
"What are you waiting for? Go get her and bring her back to the party; you can't have your new Shield member outside by herself, she's probably upset because she lost her first match with you guys," Hunter said to Roman and Dean.
"That's not why she's upset," Trish said and she motioned Roman and Dean over to her and told them the reason she was upset.
"Seriously?" Roman said and Trish nodded. "Wow we gotta talk to her now,"
"She in the air at the moment but I think she'll notice if you guys start looking for her in the middle of the night," Randy said and the Shield left to find Alexa and talk to her about what Trish had just told them.
"We should have seen this coming, this was her first show since the break up, of course she'd feel this way," Roman said as he searched the night sky with Dean looking for a blond ponytail on a flying prayer shawl.
"There was no way we could have known Roman, all she talked about was wanting to fight with us against Bayley. There were no tears, no sadness, nothing. She was good to go!" Dean replied and he walked right into a lamp-post. "Ow!"
"You okay man?" Roman said checking on Dean who held in head in pain.
"Why didn't you tell me there was a lamp-post right there? Dean asked Roman.
"I was looking up for Alexa, what were you doing?" Roman asked.
"I was looking straight ahead," Dean said.
"Well you walked straight into a lamp-post," Roman said and he about to do the same when he saw Alexa sitting on top of the lamp post with Seth Prayer Shawl next to her protectively.
"Yo Lexi!" Dean cried out and Roman hit him on the arm.
"Don't cry out to her, if she's upset she's not gonna answer. Let's go up to her," Roman said.
"Okay, yo Shawl!" Ambrose called to Seth's Prayer Shawl. "Come down here and pick us up!"
"He only answers to me and my Armour Bearer," came the quiet voice of Seth Rollins who had followed them out of the hotel.
Roman and Dean exchanged glances, "Seth we got this go back to your wife, she's just come back from Hollywood you should be throwing rose petals at her feet or something," Dean said and Seth frowned at Ambrose.
"You know I'm married to the Boss right? If I throw anything at Sasha she'll expect it to be heavy," Seth said.
"Seth really we don't think you should be out here right now, the last thing Alexa wants to do is draw you away from the party. We'll talk to her and bring her back in when she's back to normal," Roman said.
"I can't do anything wiithout my Maid of Armour and that includes having fun with my wife and unborn child," Seth said and he motioned for Shawl to get him and his prayer shawl fetched him, Roman and Dean and brought them up to where Alexa was sitting. When the Shield saw her upclose it was clear that she had been crying and she was very upset. When she saw the Shield looking at her she shook her head apologetically.
"I'm so sorry I just couldn't get over the fact that I'm not with Buddy anymore," she explained. "Seth I know you've told me a million times that I'm better off without him and that the break up is the best thing that every happened to me but-"
"-But seeing me with Sasha was a reminder of what you don't have," Seth finished and Alexa broke down in tears and the Shield encircled her with a group hug.
"I knew tonight was gonna be rough for you, I'm sorry Alexa it was too much to expect you to be completely over your ex," Seth said and Dean patted her back while Roman rubbed her head.
Like Seth, Roman hated seeing girls cry and like Dean, he liked to kiss girls to make them feel better.
"Well what are you waiting for, kiss her already?" Roman said to Dean but Ambrose refused.
"I'm sorry I already kissed one beautiful woman today I can't kiss another one, Renee's cool but she's not that cool," Dean said. "You kiss her,"
"Hell no she'll pass out, I'm a vey good kisser," Roman said and Seth nodded.
"Ain't that the Truth, let's just all kiss her at once. No funny stuff just one big kiss on the side of her head. After three; one, two, three!" Seth said but Alexa ducked and the Shield kissed each other.
"YARGHH!" the Shield cried out in horror while Alexa laughed hard at their mistake.
"Oh that was hilarious!" she said clapping her hands together. "You guys are so sweet for trying to cheer me up but I need to get over this in my own time,"
"No you need to get over now because I have a whole list of guys ready for you to date. I checked the list wth Hunter and he approves of it. Get yourself together Lexi this is no time for you to be sad about anything. Plus I need you personally, with Sasha being pregnant I'm going to need all the help I can get," Seth said and Alexa frowned.
"Seth I can help you pray but I can't help you deal with being a father to a Boss baby," Alexa said.
"What do you think I named you Godma for? To take my son shopping for leather jackets? No I need you to support me," Seth said and Roman and Dean raised their eyebrows at Seth's last comment.
"You're having a son, how did you know that?" Roman asked.
"I don't know I just think having a son would be easier than having a girl. He'd be just like us, how easy would that be?" Seth said and Roman and Dean laughed.
"You're scared your first child would be like Sasha!" Roman teased Seth.
"Yeah, high maintenance and bossy," Dean said.
"Or loving, kind and loyal," Alexa countered and Seth smiled at her widely.
"See that's why I need you, you always make my wife sound good. So please Lexi, come back to the party. It'll be okay once you start dating again I promise," Seth assured Alexa.
"Well I do feel better knowing that you guys came out here to check on me but I feel really bad that you left Sasha to check up on me. I thought you days of looking after me were over Seth?" Alexa said and Seth hugged Alexa warmly.
"Not as long as you're my Maid of Armour and Godma to my firstborn child. I will always be checking up on you and Sasha wouldn't want it any other way," Seth said.
"I doubt that, now go back to the party I'm gonna take Shawl and go for a little flight with my boys," Alexa said hugging Roman and Dean.
"Hey they're my boys too," Seth said.
"Well three's company and the last time I checked, the Shield is three persons deep and you and Sasha plus baby makes you a threesome too," Alexa said.
"Take the hint Seth and go back to the party," Roman said.
"Yeah we'll be back before the parrty's ends," Dean said.
"Okay, bring them back within the hour Shawl," Seth said stroking his flying prayer shawl before dismounting so the Shield could take off without him. As he watched them go his heart sank. He really wanted to go with them. On the outside he was happy but on the inside he had an uneasy feeling that when Bayley found out about the baby, things were going to get very black indeed for him and the Boss and he needed all the reinforcement he could get. Suddenly a strong arm squeezed his shoulder and he turned around and saw Bianca Belair looking back at him.
"What are you doing out here by yourself Seth?" Bianca asked him and Seth didn't know how to put the numerous thoughts in him mind into a coherent sentence that Belair could understand. So he did the only thing that made sense and that was to change the subject.
"You did a really good job with Trish Stratus E S T, how do you feel about wrestling Charlotte Flair in your debut match on the main roster?" Seth asked Belair who covered her mouth in shock.
"Charlotte Flair?! That is amazing Seth, I'd be happy to. Please tell her it would be an honour!" Belair said and she hugged Seth gratefully.
"Hey no problem Charlotte will be stoked to get in the ring with you, she might wanna start working out with us too," Seth said.
"We can't work out together anymore Seth, you need to spend all of your spare time with your wife she's having a baby," E S T said.
"Even more of a reason for us to spend time together, pregnant women are no fun, then again my wife is no ordinary woman so it might be fun," Seth said reflectively.
"Of course it will be, you need to make most of the time you have with her. Sasha's not gonna be getting in the ring for awhile so soak her up and spend as much time as you can with her. Nobody's more happy to hear that she's pregnant than my husband," Belair told Seth.
"This has been a crazy day, first Bayley mimics Britney Spears then my wife tells me she's pregnant with our first child. What else could happen tonight?" Seth wondered.
"You worry way too much, come on let's go back inside your wife must be wondering where you are," Belair said to Seth an escorted him back inside not knowing that they were being watched the whole time.
Enigmatic Hotel New York, Central Park West
Bayley's eyes watered as she read a text from Seth Rollins while nursing her now injured shoulder with an ice pack, "Getting the Boss pregnant wasn't part of the plan. This all could have been avoided if you just waited for me like I told you to. This is never going to work out now, I'm sorry Bayley but its over. Please forgive me. I love you...so much." she read and she wiped the tears from her eyes and her phone screen. "I love you too Seth and I hate you so much Sasha, he was mine first and this is all the proof that I need that your marriage is a farce!"
Stephanie pulled the chopstick from her mouth and looked over Bayley's injured shoulder reading the now glistening text message from Seth, "Bayley I thought you were smarter than this, you can't possibly believe Rollins wrote this. It's obviously a hack, somebody's trying to screw you over and not in a good way," Stephanie assured Bayley.
"The only person I wanna be screwed by is Seth Rollins and this text is all the proof I need to get into that buff hottie's pants once and for all. Let's see how Sasha reacts when I show her this!" Bayley said and Stephanie snatched the cell-phone out of her hand before she could forward the message.
"Its a joke, this didn't come from Seth. Well unless..." Stephanie said with a pause and Bayley furrowed her brow.
"Unless what?" Bayley asked her wincing at the pain searing through her shoulder.
Stephanie started chewing on Bayley's cell-phone anxiously, "Unless he did send it to you in the hope that you would read it and react exactly the way you're reacting so he can embarrass you the way you embarrassed him and Sasha tonight," she said.
"Seth would never do that, I know we're at war right now over Sasha and NXT but he knows the feelings I have for him are real. He would never manipulate me like this," Bayley said. "Deep down inside I know this is how he really feels. Stephanie he loves me and I'm going to prove it to you,"
"How are you going to prove it to me Bayley?" Stephanie said as Bayley called Seth's cell-phone.
Outside the hotel, Seth answered his cell-phone as Bianca looked on impatiently.
"Another person calling to wish you congratulations?" Bianca asked him. "Seriously Seth you need to get inside Sasha's waiting for you,"
"I'll be one minute," Seth said. "Can you tell Sasha I'll be right in?"
"Okay but don't be too long, baby girl needs her baby daddy by her side," Bianca said.
"Why are you talking like a slave from the 1800s?" Seth asked her curiously.
"That's how I talk!" Bianca said offended and Seth tried to shield himself from the barrage of hits that came from the angr with the Tennessee drawl. "Watch your mouth white boy or I'm a kick your butt back to your parents' house in Iowa,"
"Okay but can you tell my wife first before you kick my ass? She should probably get used to being a single parent after you put me in the hospital for making a slave joke," Seth said an calmed down.
"Well I guess I can forgive you, its not like you're all white yourself. Clearly your parents are from different racial backgrounds, maybe your ancestors were slaves too," Bianca said and Seth thought about it.
"Imagine being related to the first people to officially burn it down," Seth said imaginatively an wagged her finger at him before going inside to Sasha and her unborn child. Seth waited awhile to make sure she was gone before resuming his phone conversation. "Bayley are you still there?" he said quietly.
Back in the Enigmatic Hotel Bayley put her phone on loudspeaker so Stephanie could hear it.
"Yeah I'm still here, I got your text. Thanks for telling me about the baby it means a lot to me," she said. "So I guess this means we're officially over,"
"No its not over, things are just a little more complicated now. I still wanna see you we'll just have to be more careful. I meant what I said, I do love you I just didn't expect things to get so far out of hand. Dean and Roman were putting so much pressure on me I couldn't wait any longer for you," Seth said and Bayley's face tightened.
"You couldn't wait one more night, just one more night Seth I was going to say yes, why would I not wanna be with you? I thought I made it perfectly clear that there was no-one else I would ever wanna be with? Did you think I was lying? I meant it when I said I wanted you but you didn't believe me did you? Well I'm not going to stop until you do believe that I will stop until we're together, even if it means ruining my ex-best friend's life. You mean that much to me, hopefully after this is all over, Sasha will forgive me for taking you away from her and her baby," Bayley said.
"No," Seth said and Bayley's face hardened even more.
"What are you saying that you don't wanna be with me?" Bayley said. "Seth I think the time for hiding your True feelings for me has come and gone. I think we should tell Sasha the Truth about what happened that night in New York,"
Stephanie pressed her ear to Bayley's phone as Seth fell silent, "I can't its too late. I'm sorry Bayley but we can't ever be together, not now. There's just too much at stake, I think we just need to move on. I hope you can find happiness with someone else, if anything my relationship with Sasha proves that there is life after heartache. I hope there's some guy out there that loves you as much as I do and as much as I always will. Goodbye my love and I mean like for real this time. Get over me quick I promise it'll hurt less over time,"
Seth hung up and Stephanie tried to pick her mouth up off the floor as Bayley cried into her phone. "I can't believe it! You were telling the Truth he really does love you! What the Hell happened that night in New York, what could have happened to stop you two from getting together the next day?" she asked Bayley animatedly.
Bayley wiped angry tears from her eyes, "I'll tell you everything after we split up Seth and Sasha. I'm not giving up on the only man I've ever loved over a technicality. I don't think I can do this without you Steph, I need every resource you have to drive a wedge between them. Promise me you'll do everything you can to destroy their marriage?"
Stephanie squeezed Bayley's hand tightly with a wicked smile, "Bayley, it's a done deal. Breaking up marriages is what I do best. By the time we're through, Sasha won't wanna be anywhere near Seth or his firstborn child,"
Back at Sasha's party, Trish applauded Seth as he came back into the buzzing social gathering. "Well done Prayer Warrior, Bayley and Stephanie bought every word,"
"I don't know about this Trish, I feel kinda weird lying like that," Seth said. "Doesn't the Bible say we should always tell the Truth?"
Sasha pulled her arms around Seth and drew him into a kiss, "Welcome back to the party, how did Bayley take the news that you love her and not me?"
"She bought it but I still think this is a bad idea," Seth said. "What if she comes after you and the baby?"
"Then she will do exactly what we want her to do. The more time she spends focussing on me the less time she'll spend trying to take NXT away from DX, then by the time she finds out we set her up it'll be too late," Sasha said. "One less thing to worry about,"
"I don't know I was pretty convincing," Seth said. "What if she tries to sleep with me? How am I supposed to defend myself after telling her that I love her so much?"
"You let us worry about the detail God boy, you just focus on being Daddy of the Year," Sasha assured her husband who really didn't wanna piss off Bayley anymore than she was already.
"Just stick to the script. You're madly in love with Bayley but you can't leave your wife and child and you feel trapped," Trish said and Seth nodded.
"I do feel better knowing that this is your idea and not mine so I don't get any of the blame if this thing doesn't work out the way you think it will," Seth said to Trish.
"Hey I'm the Truth: Trish Stratus things always work out the way I want them to. Using Bayley's own feelings against her is the only way to stop her. I have to step in now Seth, Alexa's going through some drama of her own and I can't rely on her to pray you through this, it is just way too important," Trish said and Seth furrowed his brow.
"Hey go easy on Lexi, she just had a serious break up and tonight was her first RAW since she lost her fiancé. Have a little compassion Stratus," Seth said in Alexa's defense.
"That's Mrs Trish Orton to you young man, break up or not, Alexa should be here right now preparing you for war, not crying over her new found status as a single woman. She better have her act together before Hayworth finishes Harvard or I might have to ask God to re-assign you back to me and Randy," Trish said and Seth panicked.
"No don't do that, leave Alexa to me I'll bring her back up to speed I promise," Seth said and Trish shook her head.
"Don't make promises you can't keep Seth, aren't you tired of holding Alexa's hand? She's not Bayley you can't save every girl with low self-esteem, especially now that you've got Bianca Belair watching your back. I will not put this assignment at risk so you can play stepdad to the Blissful One," Trish said. "You need your Maid of Armour to be strong and confident, just like your wife,"
Sasha smiled at Trish's commendation but she gave Seth a gentle glance knowing how much he wanted Alexa to grow in confidence. "I know you care about Alexa but Trish is right, there's so much at stake right now, maybe Alexa needs to take a break from the whole Maid of Armour thing for awhile,"
Seth's face hardened, "What do you know about it Boss? You've been living it up in Hollywood while Bliss has had my back against Bayley for the past month. Trish can say what she wants but if you think I'm going to listen to you after you tucked tail and left us high and dry to fight this battle on our own, you can celebrate the way you do things best – without me," he said and Trish gasped as Seth left the party, again.
"I did not see that coming, why did God not clue me in that Seth was gonna leave like that?" Trish asked Randy while Sasha went after Seth.
"I guess God wants them to fight," Randy replied.
"That or Seth is getting just a little too close to Bliss," came the sober voice of Lita "Anointed Amy" Dumas who arrived in style with her green mustang parked out front. "I came to pick up Shawn but I think I need to hang around and talk to Seth about his priorities now that he's a father,"
"So you agree that Alexa should take a break from being his Maid of Armour," Trish asked her best friend in Christ.
"Yeah but not quite in the way that you do," Amy said and she kissed Trish and Randy's puzzled faces. "I'll explain everything from the car, come on let's go before Shawn realises I came and left without him,"
Trish and Randy left with Amy who broke up the confrontation between Sasha and Seth by ramming them with the hood of her car.
"BEEP, BEEP!"
Seth and Sasha stepped out of the way of the fiery red-head and got into the mustang with Trish and Randy. Lita took them for a ride through Brooklyn so they could cool off and hear what she had to say.
"Listen I don't think Lexi should stop being your Maid of Armour Seth. What I do think is that she should spend more time with your wife. Given everything that's she's going through right now I think Alexa will learn more about self-esteem from Sasha than from you. Plus you need to concentrate on gettin ready for Charlotte Flair and that is a full-time job in itself. All Alexa can think about is being single around a bunch of married people. We need to get her ready for marriage and who better than the Boss? Sasha can tell her all she needs to know about marriage and coming from a fellow women's wrestler, it will go over a lot better than coming from a hard ass like you,"
Seth shook his head much to Trish's annoyance, "I want Alexa to stay exactly where she is, I've been doing a great job since she was assigned to me. Don't take her away from me now because you're jealous," he said and Lita and Trish balked.
"Jealous?" they said simultaneously.
"Yeah, you're both jealous because Alexa is hotter than she's ever been, she's twenty years younger and she's the first female member of the Shield. She also has a Boss butt which puts her even higher up on my list so thanks Amy but no thanks. Alexa stays put and Sasha can find someone else to Boss around other than me for awhile,"
"Oh I'm gonna Boss you around alright, you wait til we get back to the hotel. I'm gonna chew your ass out in front of the entire locker room!" Sasha yelled.
"In front of your Hollywood friends? Oh I'm like devastated, can somebody pass me a tissue so I can wipe the tears from my eyes please?" Seth said sarcastically.
"Those Hollywood friends are going to keep me busy so I don't have to come back and outwrestle you," Sasha said and Seth laughed.
"You are such a brat, you think you're better than everyone don't you? I don't know how you're going to give birth your ego is taking up so much room in that little body of yours!" Seth said.
"Now you're hating on my body? Last time I checked it was this body that you got pregnant!" Sasha argued.
"And I'd do it again!" Seth said.
"Oh yeah?" Sasha yelled.
"Yeah!" Seth said and they kissed each other passionately leaving Amy and Trish scratching their heads while Randy looked on highly entertained by the young married couple.
"Pregnancy sex, now there's an idea worth considering," Randy said and Trish gave him a People's Eyebrow.
"What did you say?" she asked her husband.
"I said I miss pregnancy sex. Wanna have another baby with me?" Randy asked his wife and Amy blushed while Sasha and Seth continued to superglue their lips together.
"Yes, yes I do wanna have another baby with you," Trish replied and Seth and Sasha stopped kissing and stared at Trish. "I couldn't want something more, other than to get rid of Bayley Black Heart and have my son marry the woman of his dreams,"
"Okay the first thing I can do, we should let God work on the other things on that list. So let's have another child!" Randy said.
"To make up for the one you have? You can't just have a baby and expect all your problems with RJ to go away Ortons," Lita said.
"Did I not mention how much I love pregnancy sex? What part of this conversation do you not understand Lita?" Randy said to Shawn's wife.
"The part about you and Trish having another baby!" Lita said. "I feel bad enough as it is about Remi breaking RJ's heart, don't punish me by forcing another unwanted child into the world just to prove a point,"
"Unwanted child? Lita I'm all for this; the pregnancy sex, the baby, all of it. This child will be loved just as much as RJ is. This is not some substitute for failure," Randy assured Big Red.
"You seriously want another baby?" Lita asked Randy and Trish who nodded. "Okay then well, so do I,"
"What?!" Trish and Randy said at the sametime.
"If you two are going to add another child to the Orton household I want another baby to go with Remi, Cheyenne and Cameron," Amy said.
"Look this is getting weird. If you really want another baby you can have the one after I give Sasha the first five children, deal?" Seth said to Amy.
"We're stopping at five," Sasha said. "You can have number six,"
"I don't want your leftover baby, no offense but where do you get off giving me your unwanted child when I can have a wanted one with my husband Shawn Michaels?" Lita said.
"Our child will not be unwanted, it would just be cool if added a little diversity to the Michaels household. Put a little colour in that family," Sasha said.
"If you are blessed with a sixth child, I'll have them over for play time with my brand new child," Lita said.
"And our 6 year old child because it'll be that long before you guys even think about having another baby," Trish said to Sasha and Seth who had already gone back to kissing.
"Weren't we supposed to be talking about Alexa?" Randy asked Trish and Amy. "Did we decide on whether or not she should remain as Seth's Maid of Armour?"
"Ultimately its God's decision but if Seth has considerable influence with God Almighty. If he wants Alexa to remain his armour bearer than she will remain in post," Trish said.
"I want Alexa by my side she's an awesome Maid of Armour and I have no complaints," Seth said in-between kisses.
"Well God will have a huge complaint from me if Alexa does anything to screw up this assignment," Trish said and she was about to say more when she realised that Seth was giving his wife's lips some serious attention and who was she to break up a lip lock? "We'll talk more in the morning," she said ending her rant early and she turned her attention to the love of her life. "After the pregnancy sex,"
"I think you have that when you're pregnant not when you're not pregnant," Amy said to Trish but she was on her way to getting pregnant making out with her husband while Sasha made out with Seth and she made out a list of things to buy all the children that were coming her way, including maybe one of her own. "What is it about my car that makes people wanna have sex? Must be all the sex Shawn and I have had in it, I guess love is contagious,"
"Put on some music and quit talking while we're making out," Sasha said to Amy who turned on the radio. She adjusted her mirror and tried to notice the heat rising in her car due to the feverish make out session that was going on in the back seat of her Ford mustang GTS.
The sound of Bayley Black Heart singing suddenly killed all romance as she belted her remixed version of the Britney classic "Baby, hit me one more time!" Seth snapped out of his deep kiss with Sasha and started freaking out.
"Is she here, what the Hell Big Red change the station!" Seth yelled.
"Its not coming from the radio Seth," Trish said. "Its a music spell, Stephanie must have cast it to freak you and Sasha out,"
"Well mission accomplished, I don't know what's worse, hearing Bayley sing or listening to a terrible remix of a terrible song!" Sasha said and she turned to Seth. "Let's look on the brightside, she thinks you like her and this is her pathetic way of flirting with you,"
"How is that looking on the brightside, its like we're being stalked right now," Seth argued. "I can't make out with you while this song is playing, it's a good thing you're already pregnant,"
Sasha laughed along with Randy, "That is a good thing, do you think you can get Trish pregnant to this song Randy?" she asked the wrestling legend.
"I can get Trish pregnant with a wink," Randy said. "But what would be the point of that?"
"Seriously this song I can't take it!" Seth said covering her ears. "Where's Alexa when I need her?"
The terrible song was suddenly scrambled and the Holy Spirit flooded Amy's car surrounding everyone within until the song was finally drowned out.
"God showed up!" Seth said jubilantly and the familiar face of Alexa Bliss peeked through the window of the mustang. She was on Seth's prayer shawl with the Shield and Seth couldn't have been happier to see her.
"Alexa the Great reporting for duty," she said saluting Trish and Amy and Seth.
"Right on time, see I told you guys Alexa is on top of her game so you can keep your plans to replace her to yourself," Seth said and he jumped onto his prayer shawl with Sasha and flew out into the New York sky with the Shield, his Maid of Armour and his wife who was just happy to be along for the ride.
"There goes one happy dude, imagine having all these women in love with you along with Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose? If I wasn't so happy for him I'd be jealous," Randy Orton said. "We need more men like Seth in this world,"
Lita and Trish disagreed, they loved him too but in a completely different way. "I guess that's the beautiful thing about getting old, you make less mistakes," Amy said and Trish nodded.
They knew Alexa Bliss was the last person Seth needed in his life right now but they weren't able to convince him so he would have to find out the hard way why ATM were assigned to him in the first place.