Announcement

Well, everyone COVID has limited my internet access severely and I believe ill be back to posting content again. Its going to take a little while to get caught up. So more announcements will come with the chapters. So, in the mean time I just wanted to give a little PSA.

Special thank you to all that read this project thus far, and to my friends that have proof-read and reviewed my work. You all are epic! If y'all readers have questions for the story or about the authors, don't hesitate to ask. Just drop us a line via PM.

Heroes and Halfwits is a fan-fic series written by Mrs. Billie Frichette and co-authored by The Dude: Klyde Barrow. This story is based on the many misadventures between Billie and Klyde's characters, Hastur and Thaelin set in a fictional Dungeons and Dragons inspired world. Locations, names, and in world social structures were all drafted by Billie herself and Klyde came up with the descriptions, combat sequences, and general dialog.

In the past few years. We have played a total of six campaigns, made dozens of characters, and shared thousands of laughs in our games. It was Billie's idea to take our shenanigans to the literary platform.

So now lets shed a little light on the world of Halfwits.

Character Bio:

Hastur Prynn

Age: 21 years old

Height: 5' 3" (160cm)

Gender: Female

Race: Half-Elf

Class: Cleric-Sorceress

Alignment: Neutral Good

Appearance: Shoulder length auburn hair, pale shin, bright green eyes, tapered ears, and slender body frame with similar features. Hastur wears a white long sleeved shirt, a tan buckskin leather bodice, brown leggings, bark brown leather boots, a thin leather and brass ring belt, and her signature yellow wool cloak.

Languages: The Common tongue and script, Elven Language and script, and one regional dialect spoken in The South.

Family: Hastur does have living family members: A mother, a father, and a sister. More on them will be revealed later on.

Bio: Hastur was raised in a boarding school at a young age in a region called The Lowlands. She spent almost every waking hour in the schools library learning: about the world and the magical arts. Her heart swelled when she would hear the stories about the glory to be found on adventures. Once night, when she felt she had a basic understanding of practicing magic, she packed her bags and hopped aboard a ship for the Northern coast and settled in the port city of Swansea where she met a ludicrous fellow and joined him in with his travels.

Weapons: Rapier sword, and an elven dagger

Notes: Hastur Prynn has all the physical features of a Human female, except for her tapered ears and emotional temper. She collects Elven items as a way of staying in touch with her cultural heritage she was forced to ignore in her formative years.

Enemies: Racists, Varris Harth, and most monsters.

Thaelin Fridulf

Age: 24

Height: 5'11" (180cm)

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Class: Fighter-Ranger-Rogue

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Appearance: Short brown hair, he keeps his beard to a thick stubble, pale blue eyes, average body build. Not very muscular, but still athletic. Thaelin wears a light grey long sleeved shirt, a brown leather laced doublet (he leaves the collar open), black trousers, a black sword belt, and dark brown leather boots

Language: The Common tongue and script, the Dwarven Language and script, and speaks the Halfling language.

Family: Thaelin has family that lives in the Dwarven area of The Craggs. He has a Father, a mother, a brother, and a sister.

Bio: Thaelin Fridulfalways enjoyed The Hunt. He cut his teeth as a ranger at a young age. Thaelin took up jobs being hired to clear out Dwarven mines that were infested with goblins or small monsters. As he got older he expanded his hunting skills with hunting people. Firstly, as a sell-sword, and then as a bounty hunter. In his vast travels he had met numerous people and took pride in the fact that he 'knows a guy'.

Weapons: short sword,bollock dagger (a vulgar looking dagger with a guard and handle resembling a pair of testicles and phallus), and a pistol crossbow.

Notes: The three things that best motivate Thaelin are: Wealth, Women and Wine. Usually in that order. His greed almost never guides his actions, but if the promise of gold is that high, he will most likely take the largest sum offered. Thaelin is regarded as the most informed man on the matters of Dragon kind. He can track, identify, and steal the dragon's horde in less time than others can.

Enemies: Lots of them. But to name a few: The Militia, The Duchess of Blackstone, Anha (the assassin), and most dragon kind.

Varris Harth

Age: 23

Height: 6'2" (187cm)

Gender: Female

Race: Human

Class: Fighter-Paladin

Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Appearance: Long straight hair dyed cobalt- blue with black roots fashioned in a draped undercut (her hair is combed over the left side of her head while the right side has a shaved undercut about an inch above her ear), sky blue eyes, and a tall muscular build. Varris often wears her plate armor when she is traveling or is about to embark on a task. She only ever wears her 'civilian attire' when she is off duty. This off duty attire consists of: A light blue long sleeved blouse worn with the collar open, brown leather trousers, black leather knee boots.

Language: Common language and script and the Undercommon language

Family: Varris' family died long ago when she was very young during a Drow raid.

Bio: After surviving a Drow raid, Varris swore revenge and dedicated herself to mastery of the sword. Along her path, she became a sell-sword and joined up with a group of adventurers-for-hire called The Misfits. It was there that she honed her skills with a sword earning her fame as a badass and toughest woman alive in The North.

Weapons: Falchion longsword

Notes: Varris uses her tall stature and use of heavy weapons to impose her foes and underlings. She is regarded as a Weapons Master in two kingdoms. She possesses great strength, stamina, and fortitude.

Enemies: Drow, evil monsters, Thaelin Fridulf,

The World:

The land is divided into holdings owned by Dukes and Duchesses, Mountain Lords, Chieftans, and Councils alike. There are 4 main regional territories: The North. The Craggs, The Lowlands, and The South.

The North is the land of Men and Elf. It borders The Craggs to the Northeast and the lowlands to the southeast. It is a boreal region to the Far North that hosts a vast majority of the elven population. After centuries of conflicts, the elves agreed upon an isolationist ideology, which the southerners took to great insult as they yearn for

The southern part of The North is controlled by the holdfast of Hayak. The Lands of Hayak consist of deep forested areas, rich fertile plains, and a sea coast to the southwest.

We have lots more planned to take part in this story. Klyde and I have written about three story arcs we have planned so far to commence once stuff in real life can get back to normal. Thanks for hanging in there, stay safe, and stay awesome

-Billie & Klyde