Chapter 22. - Party Time, Boy's Party -
Sally was put in the middle of the girls and started opening her gifts, she didn't see Tawni sneak out of the room. Most of the gifts were hot sexy lingerie.
"I think you'll like my gift." Melissa said "It'll complement everything nicely."
Sally opened the present and discovered a large assortment of blow-up dolls, flavored body oils, an ornate Karma Sutra book, sex toys, and soft porn movies. As Sally finished opening her presents, the girls were having a drink. The next thing they knew, there was a police car standing in front of them with his lights on.
"Whose party is this?" He demanded, the girls pointed at Sally "I'm placing you under arrest!"
He slapped a parking boot on Sally's front right tire before she had time to protest.
"What?" Sally asked "We haven't..."
She looked around the room and all the girls had evil smiles.
"Ma'am, you have the right to remain silent." The Officer said "And to enjoy the show!"
Sexy music started playing. The officer started to seductively dance in front of Sally, performing a striptease for her. The show went on for twenty minutes. He eventually stripped down to a skimpy Speedo that barely covered his privates. He took his time and danced with all the girls. The private dancer replaced Sally's boot with a fuzzy hot pink one. After his show was over, he wished Sally a long and happy marriage. His name was Joe and he was divorced with a young daughter. He moonlights as a private dancer to help pay the bills.
"Thanks Joe! I loved it!" Sally said "However, I'm going to kill Tawni!"
"Tawni didn't hire me." Joe said as he looked at his reservation card "A Mrs. Hunter Carrera hired me. Do you know her?"
"Yes, she's my sister-in-law." Sally said, looking at Hunter who smiled devilishly "She is just as bad as my brother, no wonder he fell for her. *Kissed Joe on the fender* You have given me a night to remember."
Right before Joe left, the girls gave him a large tip and wished him the best of luck. Tawni gave everyone manhood shaped squirt guns filled with milk. She hung up targets everywhere and invited the girls to 'shoot their load'. Most of the girls were drunk at this point and they could not aim. They ended up squirting each other.
"Wow!" Hunter said when they were done "We look like we been to an orgy."
Sally looked at her friends, sure enough they were covered in milk. They wiped themselves down before boarding the transport. Sally took off the tiara as they rode back to the hotel. She was so drunk, Sally laughed when she saw the peckers.
"OMG! Tawni." Sally said "Thank you, I had a wonderful time tonight."
It was close to three in the morning when they arrived back at the hotel. Hunter made sure all the girls were in their rooms before heading to bed herself.
(TIME WARP BACK TO SEVEN THIRTY.)
Lightning's alarm went off. He groaned and hit the snooze bar. Minutes later: The alarm went off again. Lightning rolled out of bed and headed to the shower. His axle was stiff, but surprisingly not too painful. He just got out of the shower when there was a knock at his suite's door.
"It's open!" Lightning called "I'll be out in a minute."
Lightning checked himself one last time in the mirror and left the bathroom. He saw Sly and Mater waiting for him.
"Hi ya Bud!" Mater said "Are ye ready fun, I sure am!"
"Sure Mater." Lightning said "I can't wait."
"I didn't plan on you putting another fracture in your axle." Sly said "So, I have made some changes for the evening."
"Sorry Sly." Lightning said "I didn't plan on it either."
"It's ok, Light." Sly said "I think that you'll enjoy what I have planned. My original plan was to take you and the boys paint-balling and zip lining."
"I would have loved that." Lightning said "But Chick had to fuck that up."
"Don't worry about that now, are you ready to go?" Sly asked "The boys are down in the lobby waiting on us."
"Yeah, let's go have some fun." Lightning said eagerly "I just need to take some painkillers first."
Sly and Mater headed to the door as Lightning grabbed a vile of painkillers and downed it quickly. He grabbed another vile just in case he needed it. The boys where in the lounge, drinking already.
"The transport is here." Sly said "Everyone pile in!"
The transport took them to an upscale Cabaret Club. The manager lead them to a private lounge with crime scene tape at the door. It read 'Bachelor Party in Progress Enter at Your Own Risk'. The manager removed the tape and let the boys in.
"Ok Lightning, here's your ball and chain." Sly said "And no, I don't mean my sister. *Sly attached a plastic toy ball-and-chain to Lightning's rear axle.* You must carry this all evening. If it starts to cause you pain, let me know and I'll take it off."
Sly put a 'groom to be' hat on Lightning's roof; it had boobies and pussies all over it. The room was filled with 'boobie' and 'pussy' shaped balloons of all shapes and sizes. There was several flat screen TVs, showing sporting events. The games started with a round a beer pong, using boobie shaped classes and balls. Several 'topless' waitresses came in and served the boys. Lightning laughed when he saw Mater's reaction to the women; he thought Mater's eyes were going to pop out of his windshield. Lightning guessed that he was still a virgin or had not been around topless women. Everyone was served their drinks in boobie shaped containers with vagina shaped straws.
"All right everyone!" Sly said as he handed out blow up dolls "The first part of the contest is seeing who can blow up their doll the fastest. Ready…set…go."
The boys ripped open the packages and started blowing up their dolls. Preston won that part of the contest. The TVs on the walls started playing porn videos; lucky for Mater there was no sound, so he didn't notice them.
"The second part of the contest is lay the doll down on the floor. Then get on it and show me the most positions you know." Sly said "Whoever knows the most positions wins."
A few of the guys, including Mater declined to participate. After the contest, they gave Lightning the blowup dolls.
"We're ready to cut the cake." Sly said "So get your fuckin' ass over here!"
Lightning drove over to the table and saw that the cake was in the shape of a naked woman, the sprinkles on the cake were in the shape of boobies. Lightning served everyone a piece of cake. Sly then made a toast.
"We are all gathered here to celebrate Lightning's last few nights of freedom." Sly said "I wish him and Sally long life and happiness. I welcome him into our family with open tires!"
"Lightning needs his wedding license." Bane said, then reads from a framed document "It says... The husband, hence forth known as 'The Slave' will turn over all worldly possessions to the wife, who will be known to all as 'The Master.' The Slave will forfeit all his personal property including his masculine deodorant, gaming systems, and all loose change to The Master. The Slave shall not complain about holes in tires, burnt toast, torn underwear, TV dinners, or The Master with a hood-ache. The Master in turn, will allow The Slave an occasional touch, on special occasions have sex with him, feed him fresh fruit once a month, and scratch him where he cannot reach."
Bane then laid the framed document on Lightning's hood.
"I love it." Lightning said "I'm going to hang it in my office!"
The boys gave Lightning his presents. Which was mostly blow up dolls, candy/edible underwear, sex dice, and a Willy Warmer Cock Sock.
"It's a knitted manhood pouch." Alex said "It's the perfect sock for your cock!"
Lightning and the boys laughed at the 'Ring for Blowjob' bellhop bell.
"Well that's something that will get used a lot." Lightning giggled "Sally can use it too."
Lightning got other gifts... a Handyman Marriage Belt. It had items that will help the groom assimilate to his new life with his wife. It also had cooking utensils. It contained a can of air freshener for unbecoming odors and a white flag to surrender during arguments.
"Now it's time for the main attraction." Sly said "Ladies, come on out!"
The room suddenly went dark and the lights came up on the stage. The curtain opened and there were several strippers. They started dancing seductively. One by one, the strippers took turns giving Lightning lap dances. (AN- I have no idea, just use your imagination). They soon moved on and all the guys got a lap dance, including Mater. He might be a little slow in the mental department, but his male parts worked as well as everyone else's. After an hour the strippers were done with the show and left the room. The guys settled down and did a couple rounds of shots. It wasn't long until the jokes started.
"I hate girls that complain about being single every three minutes." Bane said "90% of my tires are single and you don't see them crying about it."
"I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me." Alex said "She said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes."
"I saw two guys wearing matching paint jobs and I asked if they were gay." Preston said "They quickly arrested me."
"That reminds me about the man who got arrested by a female police officer..." Harrison said "She informed him that 'Anything you say can and will be held against you.' The man replies, 'Boobs!'"
"Doc claims that he 'accidentally' glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him." Lightning chimed in "But that's his story, and he's sticking to it."
"I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm." Sly giggled "If you can't come, let me know."
"My sexual experiences are much like my exams." Chris said "A lot of nervous build up before hand, performance is rushed and the end results are often disappointing."
"My wife can eat one Reese's peanut butter cup and save the other one for later." James said "So I'm clearly married to a supernatural being." (AN: Yep, I had a pile of jokes that needed using.)
The evening was coming to an end with the boys playing poker and blackjack with nude playing cards. Lightning's broken axle was really throbbing by now. Lightning winced when he moved the wrong way.
"Light are you ok?" Sly asked when he saw Lightning's jerky motions "I can tell your hurting."
"My axle is killing me." Lightning said "I can't take this because I have been drinking."
Lightning showed Sly the vile of painkiller.
"How much have you had to drink tonight?" Sly asked "You might be able to take it, if you haven't."
"Oh, ok." Lightning said "I had two beers and three shots."
"Is that all?" Sly asked "Not much of a drinker are you?"
"No, just because I'm half Irish and half Scottish, most people think I drink a lot, but I don't." Lightning explained "When my father is around, that's a different story... I haven't seen you drink anything but soft drinks."
"Someone needs to keep you guys from hurting yourselves… and out of jail." Sly said "If you stick to drinking sodas for rest of the evening, I'll give you something when we get back to the hotel. Do you need something now?"
"No." Lightning said "It doesn't hurt if I don't move around too much."
Most of the guys were drunk at this point, including Mater, but they behaved themselves. Several hours later: The transport arrived, and they all boarded it.
After making sure that the guys made it back to their rooms for the night, Sly joined Lightning in his suite.
"Ok, I'm going to test your alcohol level before I give you anything." Sly said and pulled out a test kit "It just pricks you and takes an oil sample. Where do you not hurt?"
"My rear axles are fine." Lightning said "You can use them."
Sly moved around to Lightning's rear and placed the test kit around his right rear axle. Lightning felt a tiny pinch.
"There, all done." Sly said as he snapped the kit closed "It takes only ten minutes to get the results."
Lightning headed to the bathroom to relive himself. He remembered he had put an anti-hangover supplement by the sink. After urinating, Lightning gulped down the supplement and as much water as he could stand. He crawled in bed as Sly examined his axle.
"It's not surprising you have swelling." Sly said "It should be better by tomorrow."
"It's throbbing pretty good." Lightning said sleepily "Thank you for a wonderful time."
Sly nodded in response. Ten minutes later: The kit was done. "You haven't had a lot to drink. It's showing very little alcohol in your system." Sly said reading the results, then he pulled out his medical bag
"Are you allergic to any medication? Namely painkillers?"
"Not to my knowledge. I'm a racecar, I can't have painkillers because it affects my racing." Lightning said "But right now, if Doc feels that I need it, he doesn't hesitate to give it to me."
"That's good." Sly said "What I'm giving you is stronger than what you have already, and it works quickly. You should have relief within five minutes."
Sly prepared a syringe with the medicine.
"You doctors like your needles, don't you?" Lightning laughed "Doc likes to stab me whenever he can."
Sly laughed.
"It's the most effective way of administrating medicine." Sly said "And usually the quickest."
He drove to Lightning's left quarter panel, he cleaned a spot on one of his rear struts and gave Lightning the injection.
"That's different." Lightning said "Doc usually gives me my injections in my butt."
"There's no right or wrong way to give an injection, it's just personal choice." Sly said "Some doctors give injections in the rear, I find that it's easier if I use your strut. I'm going to stay for a few minutes to make sure that the medicine is working."
When Lightning fell asleep a few minutes later, Sly left the suite.
Guest 2
Lightning's passion of love for Sally really won Sally's heart over as of Sally munching on him with affection and dirty pleasurable talk.- Fun isn't it? LOL
Lightning did good to think about the condoms but Sally's assurance of her conceptive implant gave them both a pleasurable night together.- Lightning wanted Sally to enjoy their first time too. Despite his arrogant and aggressive nature, I vison Lightning as a tender and passivate lover, one knows how to make love to a woman.
How can anyone bare the pain of jewellery down there I don't know but I don't fancy it. I'm happy having my tattoos.- That's painful too. I want a small tattoo on my foot, but when I watch a video… I gross out. I guess I'll stick to using temporary tattoos.
I like how Lightning was a gentleman keeping his word to not hurt Sally. He gave Sally what she wanted in terms of love and that's what counts.- Yep. Sure does.
Doc scolding and giving Lightning the cold shoulder for it is disrespectful it's not as if it was illegal. Telling a grown, mature man how to run his sexual life. Lightning should mention how he got Doc back for poking his bumper where it doesn't belong.- You know how family is… always sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong.
That was a hot and sensational love night. Amazing!- I tried to make it a little different from all the other times Lightning and Sally were together.
No going anywhere without presents. That moment with Sally giggling over Lightning wearing a silk thing hahaaa!- That was barrowed from another one of my stories. It sounded like something Lightning would do, so I put it in.
Very aroused by Lightning's muscular underside- What girl doesn't like putting their hands(or tires in this case) all over their man? It's one of the more pleasurable things in life.
Yeah OK. Lightning has to stay focused as a racer but that doesn't mean he can't have fun in his personal life i.e sexual fun with Sally. Doc has to remember here that Lightning is the main boss of the team as the racer and he does also have a life on the other side.- At this point of the story, Doc doesn't have a girlfriend and he focus on one thing… winning races. Now that Sophia is around, Doc has let the no sex rule slide a little, but he still gives Lightning a hard time with he feels like it.
Lightning knows of course when Doc is right but not right being hard on Lightning for his love life. Doc is a bit of a hypocrite but we understand he's like a father to Lightning and wants Lightning to earn his goals as a racer and Doc wouldn't wanna regret being Lightning's crew chief.- Doc knows what it's going to take to win the cup. With Lightning being so easily distracted(especially when Sally's around), he has to be on top of everything.
Don't forget to involve a wedding dance between Lightning and Sally- Thanks for reminding me… I just put it the reception chapter.
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