Ibiki had a thought. It's not all pleasant. What do you expect of the Head TI?
The moment Ibiki walked in and saw Team 7, he had to physically restrain himself from walking right out.
'By the Sage, they're here,' Ibiki mentally groaned as he walked to the front of the class, his face blank and emotionless despite the inner turmoil he's currently having at the moment.
Of course they're here. Kakashi isn't stupid enough to let go of the opportunity to see something entertaining by sticking his genins into the Chuunin Exam. Knowing him, that bastard had probably also made sure his three gremlins would cause as much chaos as they possibly could.
Letting out enough bloodlust to intimidate the genins into submission, Ibiki dutifully recited what their first exam entails and what they should and should not do during the test.
Sage give him strength and patience to not murder everyone in this room. Which idiot thought it was a good idea to put him in a room full of children? He's the head of TI for Shodaime's sake!
Nevertheless it is a duty given to him by the Sandaime and Ibiki would dutifully do what he's asked to do, even if he feels like just driving a kunai straight into his heart for every five minutes he's in this room.
Everything went great at first. Some blatant and not-so-subtle cheating here and a few disqualified genins there, but nothing too crazy. Which is why Ibiki should've realised that something is about to go horribly wrong.
Everyone worth their salt and blood as shinobis knows who Team 7 are.
Kakashi's team. Kakashi's brats. The Demon Trio. Chaos Incarnate. The Mad 7. Endless Paperwork. A Headache In The Making. So on and so forth. Ibiki should know better. He does know better.
Which is why Ibiki isn't quite surprised at the sudden cloud of smoke appearing. Ibiki didn't even say anything as he watched and listened at the chaos as genins screamed and flailed all around. He didn't even bat an eye at the fact that when he cleared out the room with a wind technique, the once closed windows are mysteriously open, causing most candidates to lose their paper yet Team 7 still had theirs.
He was however pleasantly shocked when both Naruto and Sakura erupted into smoke and are now sitting in the other's seat right after he finished telling about question 10 and said about what it means to be a chuunin.
"Man! I just wasted one of my smoke tags for nothing!" Naruto whined loudly as he flopped in Sakura's seat, moaning about how much time he spent making it.
"Shut up, Naruto. I just wasted my chakra trying to maintain the henge!" Sakura grumbled in dissatisfaction, arms crossed as she glared daggers at Ibiki.
Sasuke just yawned and looked at his teammates with bored eyes, a smirk now resting on his face.
Ibiki could feel a headache forming in his scarred head but the thought that he no longer has anything to do with these hellions the moment the test is over eased the pressure a bit.
When the window shattered and a banner spread itself out in front of him, Anko's voice echoing in the room as she laughed and make that subtle threat at the genins, Ibiki could only hold his head and sighed, thinking why are there so many weirdos in his beloved village.
He really should have brought his flask full of alcohol along with him earlier.