Not quite a year
BUT IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR SINCE THE LAST UPDATE!
Holy shit, Sorry about that wait on this one. It was mostly due to me being lazy, as I'm sure you're aware from my previous updates. But it was also due to this fight being easily my BIGGEST and LONGEST fight yet. The long awaited season finale of my first season of death battles, Genie VS Bill Cipher!
"Season finale?!" Yep. This is the last fight i'll be doing for this season. But that's enough for now. If you want more info about that stuff, it'll all be at the bottom of the page. For now though, Let's get right into it!
Wiz: Reality. The solid pillar of normalcy that keeps the world from becoming warped or insane. There are strict rules enforced by reality that no one can break away from.
Boomstick: Well you say no one. But we've seen more than our fair share of fighters who don't give a single shit about the laws of reality.
Wiz: True. But ignoring the rules of reality is one thing. It would be another thing entirely to rip and tear apart those rules, bending the world to your whim, as these two fighters can do.
Boomstick: The mythical, wish granting, Genie of the Lamp.
Wiz: And the insane Dream Demon, Bill Cipher.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick...
Wiz: And it's out job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
[DOORS CLOSE]
Wiz: Have you ever had a dream? A goal? Something you want to achieve with all your heart?
Boomstick: Huh? What, did you forget already, Wiz? I told you all about my plans for the Ark of the Gunvenant. I was gonna collect two of every weapon in the world!
Wiz: No, Boomstick. I was being rhetorical. AHEM. Usually, when you have something like that that you want to obtain, you'd work hard until it was in your grasp.
Boomstick: Well, sure. You COULD do that. But more often than not, you end never quite reaching it.
Wiz: How pessimistic... But not entirely wrong, I suppose. And for Jafar, the royal vizier of Agrabah, this was his reality. For years, Jafar worked hard in his position, hoping to get more and more power. Hoping to one day make his way to the position of Sultan. But no matter how hard he tried, he continued to fail over and over, leaving him forced to serve the kindly, and somewhat slow, sultan.
Boomstick: And it stayed that was for quite a while. Until he finally heard of an old legend of the cave of wonders, and the magical lamp hidden deep inside, among a sea of gold, jewls and antiques. He quickly tracked this place down and soon discovered that only a specific pure-hearted guy would be allowed to go in. A common thief called Aladdin!
Wiz: Using his limited magical abilities, Jafar tricked Aladdin into helping him out with his plan and sent the boy down into the cave of wonders, with the warning not to touch anything aside from the lamp inside the cave. But upon finding the lamp, that rule was broken and the cave was sealed once more with Aladdin trapped within. Trapped with no hope of escape, Aladdin began wondering why Jafar wanted the lamp and gave it a quick polish... and that's when it happened.
Genie: Ten Thousand yeaaaars will give you such a crik in the neck!
NAME: GENIE
AGE: AT LEAST 10,000
HOME: CAVE OF WONDERS, AGRABAH
OCCUPATION: FREED GENIE
LOVES MAKING JOKES
OWNS A KEYBLADE
Boomstick: What the hell am I looking at here?!
Wiz: This, Boomstick, is the Genie of the Lamp. An ancient Magical being known as a Djinn, that exist purely to grant the wishes of thier master. Three wishes to be exact.
Boomstick: BEER, WOMEN, WEAPONS. My life is complete once more!
Wiz: Djinn are forced to perform this task against thier will, but how they grant the wishes comes down to thier own judgement. Many Djinn will grant the wishes in the most literal sense they can, often twisting the wish so that it undermines the original intent of the wish, or so that the wish just turns out badly for the Djinn's master, But this specific Genie was a lot more benevolent, going out of his way to grant wishes as his master would want. In hopes that his new master could potentially wish for the Genie's freedom.
Boomstick: Yeah, like Wiz said, these Genie's don't get to choose thier life. They're stuck, bound to a dinky little oil lamp, and forced to grant wishes for whoever finds it for the rest of thier existance. Unless the master wishes the Genie to be free. And let's face it, who would waste something as awesome as a MAGICAL WISH on something like that?
Wiz: While I do agree to an extent, Aladdin was endeared to the Genie thanks to his charming, comedic and overall warm and fun personality. And after saving Agrabah from Jafar, Aladdin finally gave Genie what he wanted and wished for his freedom.
Boomstick: What a goddamn waste. And after his last two wishes meant pretty much nothing too.
Wiz: Well, maybe not totally. Even though Aladdin freed Genie, in doing so, he gained the friendship of an immeasurably powerful cosmic magical being who he could ask for help at a moments notice!
Boomstick: Huh... Ok, that seems kinda fair. After all, this Genie is pretty damn powerful!
POWERS
INCREDIBLE STRENGH
SUPER SPEED AND INSTANT TELEPORTING
HIGH LEVEL MAGIC OF ALL KINDS
GRANT POWERS TO OTHERS
REALITY WARPING
-TRANSFORMING HIMSELF AND OTHERS WITH NO LIMITS
-CREATING THINGS AND LIVING BEINGS FROM NOTHING
-CLONING HIMSELF AND OTHERS
AWARE OF MODERN DAY TRENDS AND CULTURE
FOURTH WALL AWARENESS
Wiz: Given the sheer amount of magic that Genie is composed of, there is very little he can't do. He's strong enough to effortlessly lift the entirety of Agrabah palace. And he's incredibly fast too.
Boomstick: Not just fast. He can just... teleport instantly. If he wants to be in a different place, then he's there. No movement needed!
Wiz: And his magic isn't limited to improving his physical attributes either. He can shoot magical bolts of energy at attack, grant his magical powers onto other beings, or on the more extreme side, even warp the fabric of reality tself! He transform anything into anything, from turning a monkey into an elephant to turning himself into an entire planet!
Boomstick: Not even just that though. He can just, like, CREATE LIFE. He can summon living beings from thin air. Including even clones of himself. And he doesn't seem to have any limit to how many he can create either.
Wiz: And we're STILL not done either! His magic gives him an odd sort of intelligence. Despite living hundreds of years, maybe more, in the past, he's got knowledge of the pop-culture from the distant future. Such as celebrities and styles.
Boomstick: So he can see the future? That's pretty damn awesome!
Wiz: Well, not quite. He is still surprised by a lot of stuff that he shouldn't be if he could see the future. For example, he was just as surprised as everyone else when Aladdin's father suddenly showed up.
Boomstick: *Sniff* Lucky bastard... his dad actually came back from joining the army...
Wiz: Well, no, aladdin's father wasn't in the army... he was... ugh, never mind. Genie is also somewhat aware of the fact he's a character in a disney series. He interacts directly with the audience on more than one occasion.
Boomstick: I wish my dad would interact with me...
Wiz: Boomstick, We're midshow! C'mon, pull yourself together. Look! We can talk feats!
FEATS
LIFTED AGRABAH PALACE WITH EASE, WITHOUT MAGIC
BECAME AN ENTIRE PLANET
HELD UP THE SUN
INSTANTLY MOVES FROM ONE SPOT TO ANOTHER
PUNCHED PANIC AND PAIN ALL THE WAY FROM AGRABAH BACK TO GREECE'S UNDERWORLD
Boomstick: Eww, and listen to your nerdy math shit, I'm good thanks.
Wiz: Ugh. As mentioned before, The genie was strong enough to lift a palace, but frankly, that's nothing compared to the time he held up the sun itself. Even ignoring the fact he was able to withstand the incredibly hot 5600 degrees celcius temparature of the sun's surface, the sun weighs 10^30Kg. Or One Nonillion Kilograms. That's thirty zeroes, by the way.
Boomstick: Holy Hell! Ok, that's pretty awesome! And it explains why he was able to punch the demons, Panic and Pain, all the way from Agrabar back to Greece! That's 5,775 Kilometers!
Wiz: Or, just under 3600 miles. And it only took a few seconds for them to land again too!
Boomstick: And even then, the genie is somehow even faster than that! He can transform into spaceships to zoom around, fly right off into sunset or even space in seconds. Or hell, he can just warp into a different space whenever he feels like it!
WEAKNESSES
WHEN BOUND TO A LAMP
-CANNOT DIRECTLY KILL
-MUST GRANT ANY WISH HE'S GIVEN
-DIES IF HIS LAMP IS DESTROYED
MAGIC IS SLIGHTLY WEAKER WHEN FREED
Wiz: Of course, even as powerful as Genie is, he's still not perfect.
Boomstick: What? How! He can move to any space on a moment's notice, lift something as heavy as a sun with ease and strike hard enough to send people across continents!
Wiz: Yes, he can, but that's actually not even as powerful as he has been in the past. You see, Genie himself once said that once he was freed from his lamp prison, his powers, while still phenominal, took a sizable downgrade. And sure enough, this was shown later in that same film, when Genie Jafar was able to kick him around with ease and defeat him.
Boomstick: Well that sucks.. And he can't even just go back to the lamp for more power because then he can't kill at all.
Wiz: Ehh, not exactly. That's a common misconception. When Genie explains the rules of wishing to Aladdin, he explains he can't kill, sure. But when Jafar later becomes a genie, he goes out of his way to put people he dislikes into a situation that would almost certainly result in death. For example, the first wish he was given was to find a lost pirate ship filled with treasure. So jafar did just that and warped the wisher directly to the ship, located deep underwater, where the poor guy would no doubt drown or succumb to water pressure.
Boomstick: Oh yeah! And later on, he attempts to straight up crush Aladdin in his hands too. It doesn't work, because it's actually Genie in disguise, but still. He wouldn't have tried if it wouldn't work.
Wiz: In short, yes, a Lampbound Genie CAN kill thier foes. However, they are not allowed to grant wishes made to specifically kill. So theoretically, A genie could rebind themself to a lamp to gain a massive boost in power. Though that in itself comes with a couple more major drawbacks.
Boomstick: Yeah, for one they are forced to grant the wishes of anyone who hold thier lamp. Though exactly how they grant the wish is up to the genie.
Wiz: A far worse downside, however, is that a genie's life is tied directly to the lamp. If the lamp is destroyed, then the genie is killed right there and then. And any magic they might have done up till that point is undone too.
Boomstick: Ouch. That doesn't sound too helpful to me. Especially since Genie is already so stupidly powerful, y'know?
Genie: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never. Had a. Friend. Like. MEEEEEEEE! Yahaha! Wahaha! You ain't never had a friend like me!
-All of Genie's magic vanishes and he is suddenly laying in front of Aladdin with an "applause" sign above him-
[DOORS CLOSE]
Wiz: Stanford Filbrick Pines was a child Prodigy and scientific genius, born into a rather low income family. With six fingers on his hands, rather than the usual five, Stanford and his wimpy twin brother Stanley were frequently bullied. Even so, Stanford, or Ford as he prefered, continued to thrive academically.
Boomstick: Wait, so, these parents named thier twins Stanford and Stanley? Sounds like a sure fire way to get confused super easily.
Wiz: Setback after setback as he grew up made Ford's scholarly dreams seem like nothing more than a fantasy, but he never gave up and continued on with his studies. So much so in fact that he was granted $100,000 to continue his work on unexplainable anomalys after he finished college. And so, Ford moved out to Gravity Falls, Oregon, a place with an incredibly high number of sightings of supernatural or weird things.
Boomstick: Weird seems like a kind of thing that's difficult to pin down as a specific kind of thing, but even so, Ford made a lot of progress, finding all kinds of supernatural stuff like Gnomes and a Shapeshifter. Though after a while he hit a block. He couldn't figure out how to tie all of his research together, nor how to go further with it.
Wiz: That is until, one day he came across a cave filled to the brim with odd cave drawings and inscriptions. They spoke of an incredibly intelligent, though highly dangerous being. Though despite the warnings, Ford read aloud the inscriptions and with that, he was put into a comatose state and entered the mindscape. And it was there that he met the Dream Demon. Bill Cipher.
NAME: BILL CIPHER
AGE: AT LEAST 1,000,000,000,000 (ONE TRILLION)
HOME: THE NIGHTMARE REALM
OCCUPATION: DREAM DEMON
EQUILATERAL
MAY HAVE MET RICK SANCHEZ AT SOME POINT
Boomstick: Yep. A floating yellow triangle with a single eye. It's literally just the illuminati symbol with a top hat. Anyway, Bill told Ford that he was a muse who would choose one great mind a generation to inspire and grant immense knowledge. But, well, he was actually a lying asshole the entire time.
Wiz: See, Bill is NOT a muse. But rather a Dream Demon. A creature from an entierly different dimension. A Dimension that he himself destroyed before he began attempting to destroy the 3rd dimension too. Unfortunately, being a 2 dimensional being, Bill couldn't really do... anything to affect our world unless he could first find a way to properly enter it. And that's where the mindscape came into play.
Boomstick: Bill could only interact with the 3rd dimension through this weird mind thingy. Specifically when people were asleep. And even then, only within Gravity falls. From there, he can make deals with the person in question as a way of giving him more power.
Wiz: But even with that in mind, these deals alone would never allow him to enter the 3rd dimension properly. At most he could only possess the body fo a human and use them as a puppet. But that was where Ford came in. Bill tricked Ford into building an interdimensional portal that would allow Bill to enter the real world. Unfortunately, Bill's plan eventually began to fall apart. After an accident while Testing the portal, Ford confronted Bill. It was then that Bill revealed he'd been tricking ford the entire time.
Boomstick: Ford was, understandably, pretty pissed over the whole situation. And so he decided to put and end to the project and destroy the portal. But then he somehow managed to fuck that up too and fell into the portal.
Wiz: With no way to escape now, and no one else in Gravity Falls smart enough to help him, Bill remained trapped in the mindscape for thirty years until summer of 2012, when Dipper and Mabel Pines game to the town, which eventually led to Ford being able to return to Gravity Falls..
Boomstick: Though that probably wasn't too good of an outcome. The moment Ford returned to town, he brought along with him the final key to allow Bill to finally break into the 3rd dimension. A tiny orb!
Wiz: Not just an orb. A fragment of the interdimensional rift that the portal created. The portal itself was very controlled and never allowed Bill a chance to pass through it, but if the orb containing the rift were to shatter open, then a new portal with no restrictions would tear open and allow Bill into the real world. And along with that, he would bring with him his incredibly deadly skillset.
POWERS
REGENERATION
ENERGY LASERS AND MINES
SUPER SPEED AND TELEPORTATION
MIND READING, CONTROL AND POSSESSION
REALITY WARPING
-TRANSFORMING HIMSELF AND OTHERS WITH NO LIMITS
-CREATING THINGS AND LIVING BEINGS FROM NOTHING
-CLONING HIMSELF
INSANITY SPHERES AND WEIRDNESS WAVE
FOURTH WALL AWARENESS (EVEN INTERACTING WITH FANS VIA REDDIT)
Boomstick: And we say deadly, we MEAN deadly! Bill is fucking insane! He can shoot lasers from his hands, fingers and his eyes... uhh... Eye.
Wiz: He can also leave explosive energy mines around that detonate if touched. He has energy forcefields too, as well as a massive healing factor. Though frankly, these powers really don't matter in the slightest, Because Bill's true powers are much more... abstract.
Boomstick: Yeah, his real power comes from the fact he just... not supposed to be in our world.
Wiz: After spending so much time in the Mindscape, Bill is incredibly well verse in powers related to the mind. He can read minds, force people asleep, or if he manages to trick someone into consenting he can mind control them, or even possess thier body completely. And even aside from that there is is just absurd levels of Reality Warping.
Boomstick: Given he spent most of his time inside the dreams of other, Bill was used to just doing whatever the hell he wanted on a whim, changing the world around him just for fun. But it turns out, he can do that in the real world to! He can shapeshift himself however he likes, hell he can even force a transformation onto others.
Wiz: He can create objects or even living beings out of absolutely nothing. And then get rid of them just as quickly and with as little effort. Not to mention he can just clone himself instantly with no limit too. Super Speed, Teleportation, Petrification and Regeneration. He can do just about anything he wants.
Boomstick: Then there's his more unique attacks, which he can only use in his Weirdmageddon form, such as...
Wiz: Nope. There is no such thing as a Weirdmageddon form. That's a common misconception. Bill doesn't have forms. Weirdmageddon is just what the humans describe the real world as once Bill entered and brough chaos along with him.
Boomstick: ...Ok? Well whatever. He has his Weirdness Wave, Weirdness Bubbles and Insanity Spheres. The Weirdness Wave is a huge tidal wave of magical energy that just washed over everything, warping everything it touches in random ways. One person was turned into a living chair, while a goat was turned into a giant.
Wiz: The Insanity Spheres are floating orbs that, as you might imagine send anyone encompassed by them into fits of insanity, completely breaking thier mind. Personally, the most interesting of these attacks to me is the Weirdness Bubbles. It's hard to say exactly what they are, but it seems like they act as miniature portals to Parallel Universes.
FEATS
TRICKED GENIUS STANFORD PINES INTO HELPING HIM
DESTROYED THE TIME BABY
TURNED THE MOON INTO HIS EYE
CREATED AN ENTIRE MINI REALITY FOR MABEL PINES
BURNED THE ENTIRE 2ND DIMENSION INTO NOTHING
Boomstick: So a lot of his powers seem to just be weird for the sake of being weird, but even so he uses all of this to DEADLY effect. He routinely tricks generally smart people into doing his bidding without much effort, including Gideon Gleeful, Dipper Pines and Stanford Pines. But his smarts and junk isn't this only thing. Just a reminder, HE DESTROYED THE ENTIRE 2ND DIMENSION!
Wiz: Yeah, as we mentioned before, Bill's power is insane. He once made a Weirdness Bubble so massive that it essentially became a mini reality to keep Mabel Pines trapped inside. If given the opportunity, he could even increase his size to well past bigger than the entire earth. But the biggest feat that we actually see Bill perform is his murder of the Time Baby
Boomstick: He murdered a baby? Jesus, that's just wrong. Even I wouldn't go that far. Besides, it's just a baby how could that be...
Wiz: The Time Baby is a gigantic, toddler with superhuman intelligence who weighed ONE TRILLION tons. Bill himself said once in his Reddit AMA that if he were to punch time baby, his fist would be stuck in babyfat for a week.
Boomstick: Wait wait wait. Reddit AMA?
Wiz: Oh right, i didn't mention. Bill is actually able to see through any image of himself drawn. Meaning he can even see through the forth wall into the real world. Using this, he made a deal with the creator of Gravity Falls, Alex Hirsch, took his body, and used it to go on reddit and answer any questions that fans of the show had.
Boomstick: You're joking right..?
Wiz: Not in the slightest. As I was saying, bill was able to use a single fingerlaser to completely destroy Time Baby. who weight one trillion tons. Just a single laser! sure, the time baby will eventually regenerate from that in about 1000 years, but that's still incredibly impressive. Though bill himself did seem to be surprised by the fact he was able to do this.
Boomstick: This is ridiculous. How the hell could you even beat this guy?!
WEAKNESSES
COMPLETLY INSANE
CANNOT PENETRATE UNICORN HAIR
HURT BY SYNTHESIZED MUSIC
EYE WEAKSPOT
CAN BE HURT BY CERTAIN ENERGY WEAPONS
Wiz: Well... it's just like we've been saying this entire time. Bill is insane. Like, in the most literal sense. He has no real reason or anything like that and just wants to create chaos for the sake of creating chaos. Not to mention he's INCREDIBLY cocky
Boomstick: Yeah. This is the same guy who decided to go after two 12 year old kids by turning into a monster and chasing them. Instead of, oh y'know, teleporting them back to him?!
Wiz: Yeah, Bill is smart and manipulated, but doesn't have much common sense. If he wasn't so cocky about everything, he probably would have destroyed the heroes with absolutely no effort whatsoever, but he just had to be intimidating instead.
Boomstick: And even on top of that, he does have physical weaknesses too! On multiple occasions, he's been shown weak to energy based gun weapons. In particular, Ford's Quantum destablizer gun, which tore through Bill's body with ease. Too bad Ford missed the actual killshot... But his aim is getting better!
Wiz: Bill's massive eye is also a pretty big weakspot. If attack or destroyed, his eye takes longer than any other body part to regenerate, leaving him blinded for minutes. Also, he seems to take actual pain upon hearing... Synthesized music..?
Boomstick: Ugh, I completely agree on that front. Give me country or rock any day of the week. Speaking of rock, if Bill makes one of his trademark deal while in a physical body, his body will turn into a stone statue while he's in another's mind.
Wiz: Also, his weirdness magic cannot affect anything that is surrounded by Unicorn Hair, which acts as a perfect sheild against his attacks and powers. In a similar way, Bill is actually unable to leave the Town of Gravity Falls. Due to the town's natural magnet-like attraction of weirdness, the town acts as sort of a forcefield, keeping Bill trapped inside.
Boomstick: Sure, Bill is far from perfect, but he burned an entire dimension into nothing! I think his strength probably outweight his weaknesses.
Bill Cipher: Hey! Wanna hear my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AGHHHHH!
-Dipper Pines suddenly wakes up-
Dipper: AGHHHHH!
[DOORS CLOSE]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
[DOORS CLOSE]
Genie was off on vacation, flying over the american countryside of an alternate reality. He just loved taking peeks into other realities or eras and seeing what could become of the world with different scenarios. As he floated along, he stopped dead in his tracks all of a sudden, when a loud booming noise echoed out just a little too the north.
"What in the DisneyWorld was that..?" He wondered to himself bringing his hands up to his eyes to mimic binoculars, his eyes actually extending out through them. Off in the distance he saw what seemed to be a massive tear in reality, growing bigger by the second, and tons of monsters pouring out of it. "Hoo boy, that doesn't look good... maybe I should go and give this world a hand." He muttered, before flying off towards the town.
Meanwhile, dead in the center of the town of Gravity Falls, Bill Cipher cackled maniacally to no one in particular as as he began to float up above the town. The huge dimentional tear behind him glowing brightly as his monster friends began to jump out.
"Oh yeah! Things are about to get super weird around here! I hope you're all ready for the apocalypse! Now then, where did that idiot genius Ford hide? I still need him to get rid of the Weirdness magenetism of this podunk little town." Bill spoke loudly and smugly. He was on top of the world... at least until he heard a strange sound behind him. The Tear that he had come to this world through began sealing itself up behind him, stopping the weirdness from seeping through to corrupt the town. "Hey, what the..! No no no! My Dimentional tear!" He was worried at first, but he quickly grew angry instead, turning around, changing from his usualy bright yellow to a violent red color. "Alright runts. Which one of you numbskulls closed up the dimentional tear?! I wasn't done bringing in my posse!"
"Oh..! Did I do thaaaaat?" Said Genie, mimicking Steve Urkel, Thick Rimmed glasses, suspenders and waaay you high pants and all. Bill did not look impressed in the slightest. Genie zoomed in a little closer, looking Bill over for a moment. "Huh, so this thing is what was causing all this chaos. Never seen a giant chip with an eye before. Never knew they were so violent either."
Bill wasn't about to take this sitting down though. "Oh sheesh, a Djinn? Really? And not just that, but one who DOESN'T wanna watch the world burn? What kinda luck is that?! Listen here, Fresh Prince of Who Cares. You're gonna be opening up that rift right now or I'm gonna be making you regret it!"
Genie allowed Bill to speak but after a moment, he simply couldn't keep a straight face and burst out laughing. "Bwa ahahahaha! Buddy, you're talking to a Genie, y'know? I may not be as strong as I once was, but You're gonna have trouble with my phenominal cosmic-" He began, before being cut off by Bill's action. Bill's yellow body began to change into a window of sorts, showing of a variety of different images of multiple different universes. The Triangle's hands lit on fire and the earth around the two began to shake. "...OK, I'll stop talking now."
FIGHT
Bill raised his fist and moved to slam it down on top of Genie. In response, Genie shoved his thumb into his mouth and blew hard. His other arm suddenly grew to an equally massive size and he returned the punch, slamming it against Bill's. The two punches collided with a loud thud and a woosh of wind, and the two struggled to try and physically overpower each other for a moment. Suddenly, a second Genie appeared behind Bill dressed as a sports commentator.
"Holy smokes, sports fans. It seems like a dead heat! How on earth will our Blue hero take down this new foe?!" the second Genie said, as Bill glanced back surprised. "...Oh right, I can help!" the second Genie finished before rearing back and throwing his own punch, knocking Bill of balance, allowing the original Genie to take control of the punch collision and send Bill flying back.
Bill was sent hurtling right into a tree, exploding into a cloud of gold dust upon collision. The dust blew along with the wind, right past Genie (The second genie had simply vanished). "Wow. Now I remember why I hate Djinn so much." echoed Bill's voice, as the dust began reforming into his body. He didn't seem to bothered by the massive punch he just took. Bill reached out, grasping a hold of Genie's ponytail and then grew multiple more arms out of his side. Now with an additional 3 pairs of arms, the triangular villain began a barrage of punches while holding Genie still.
Finally, Bill flung Genie up a little by his ponytail, merged all of his arms back into two, and delivered one final punch to Genie's Chin sending him up into the air. He began glaring at Genie as he began to fall back down. And after a few moments, Bill's eye began to glow a bright red color, before suddenly firing off a laser beam, Blasting Genie away. Bill almost seemed surprised by how easy it was to obliterate the djinn. But before he could say anything, he heard a voice. "Oh boy! Are we playing Laser tag?!" He turned around to see around 5 more genies, all about half the size of the original, dressed up in laser tag uniforms and all holding guns. One of the mini-genies raised his gun and pulled the trigger, blasting a laser right back at Bill, who was smart enough to split himself in half to avoid the blast. The laser hit a tree which was promptly shot in half.
All of the mini-genies began cheering out and firing off lasers in all directions. Mostly aiming for Bill, who was doing his best to avoid the shots. He even began pointing his fingers like guns to shoot his own lasers right back at them. But for each genie he blasted, another seemed to be right around the corner, laughing obnoxiously. Bill's patience was quickly wearing thin. This djinn was making an absolute fool of him. His hands once again became engulfed in flames, and his golden yellow body changed to a glowing red color as he got more and more angry. "ENOUGH!" He finally yelled, clapping his hands together and forcing all of the mini-genies into one spot, forcing them to fuse back into the regular Genie. "Boy, you sure know how to tick a guy off, huh? Tell ya what. As a special gift for being such an annoying butthead, I'll show you true insanity!"
Bill raised his hands above his head and began to form a large bubble of weird energy, before throwing it at Genie. Of course, Genie wasn't just going to sit still and take it. He simply popped out of existance and reappeared in a new spot. Bill responded by throwing another bubble. This went on again and again until they were surrounded by the Insanity spheres. "I hate to break it to you pointy, But I spent thousands of years trapped in an itty bitty oil lamp. If that didn't turn me insane, your bubbles ain't gonna do it."
Bill glared at Genie again, before chuckling a little. "Oh yeah? How about you put your money where your big blue mouth is? Let's get cray-zay!" Bill called out, before suddenly lunging forwards and headbutting Genie right in the stomach, as a result tackling him right into one of the bubbles. And Bill went right along with him.
FLASH
Meanwhile in the city of townsville!
"Alright, dino. I'm getting bored and tired of waiting. It's time for you to give back my Chemical X!" Princess Morbucks screamed, blasting down and shattering clean through the glass cover of the machine. She delivered one good punch to the inside of the cockpit and the Boomsday Machine blew up. Bowser Junior went flying down the street, hidden safely in his shell from the explosion, but the vial of Chemical X rolled out of his shell. He slowly brought himself out of his shell. He was weak and sore all over. Princess carefully flew down and landed next to him, picking up the glass vial. "Ahh. Finally. Looks like this is all over. See, all you had to do was stop being such a spoiled brat and give me what I want~" Princess said.
But before any more words could be said, A large bubble of... strangeness formed a little down the street. And suddenly, from the bubble, out came genie, being forced through by a headbutt from Bill. From the headbutt, Bill immediatly fired a laser from his eye, Blasting Genie further down the street while he himself came to a stop, floating right next to Princess. "What the heck?! Who are you two? And why are you interupting my fight?!"
Bill took a passing glance at the young girl who had suddenly begun shouting at him. Short, covered in tech, holding a bottle of chemical X. He had her figured out immediately. "Hey, kid. You want super powers, right? How about you and I make a deal~?" Princess's anger faded into curiosity in an instant.
Meanwhile, Genie pulled himself up from the ground before twisting his head a little to crack his neck. "Oy vey. This is gonna be a pain. Wait..." Genie glanced around, realizing he was now in the middle of a huge city, rather than the rural town they were in a moment ago. He quickly spotted Bill a little while away shaking hands with a little girl. "Hey, get away from her you..." He began before the was a sudden explosion of power. Princess began to float upwards, her entire body glowing with a light blue pulse of energy.
"There you go, kid. One set of hyper powerful superpowers. Now go beat up that blue guy over there!" Bill said, pointing towards Genie.
Princess cracked her knuckles with a grin. "With pleasure. I'll take him out easily!" She said before blasting towards Genie. The speed she flew at was ridiculous. It seemed like she pratically teleported from all the way down the street to right in front of Genie and delivering a powerful punch, launching him up into the sky. Genie quickly righted himself, only for Princess to suddenly appear behind him and blast him right back down to the ground with a massive energy blast. All the while, Bill was laughing at the show.
Genie crashed back into thre street below for a second time landing right next to a young... turtle-dragon thing? It was glaring right at Princess Morbucks. "Grrrr... why does that violent little brat get superpowers and I don't!?"
Genie glanced down at him for a second before smirking. "Hey, Kid. You got a bone to pick with Spoiled Rich over there? Maybe I could help." Genie said, before clicking his fingers. In an instant, Bowser Junior began to grow. Not just grow, age. After a few seconds, Junior looked like the spitting image of his father, Bowser. "Hmm... No, that's not enough. Shendu could still kill that." Genie muttered before clicking his fingers again. And then Junior began to grow again.
Princess noticed what was happening a little too late. Before she knew it, she was floating in front of a gigantic creature that looked like some kind of fusion between King Bowser and Godzilla. "Grahahahaha! Thanks, blue dude! Time to proove that I'm the best!" Junior said, bellowing out in a roaring voice that filled the whole city.
"That's it, go get em, kid!" Genie said.
By this point, Bill seemed to have gotten bored. Even as the massive kaiju and the tiny-in-comparison girl began brawling and shooting lasers and radiation blasts all over the place. He held up one of his hands and created another Weirdness bubble. "Well, this was fun an all, But I gotta get going. Have fun with your pet fighting, Djinn." Bill called to Genie before beginning to vanish away into his bubble
"What?! Oh no you don't!" Genie called after him before turning away from the fight and shooting like a bullet after Bill, shapeshifting his entire body into a giant fist and punching him into the bubble. Genie then followed right behind, leaving the Superpowered Princess and Massive Monster Junior to continue thier fight, tearing down multiple buildings in thier wake.
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"heh heh heh... you're looking pretty tired there kid." sans said, walking a little closer to The Kid, while the karmic retribution slowly whittled down The Kid's HP. "Y'know... There's an easier way to end this fight. you've caused a lot of pain to all the monsters living underground. but despite all your murder, i still don't think you're a bad kid. just... misguided." sans said, offering his skeletal hand out to The Kid. "you don't have to kill anyone. you could come with me. we could be buddies. we could end this silly fight right here and move on with our lives. Wha'd'ya say?" The Kid slowly pulled himself up from his crouched position, allowing his soul to float freely in front of him once again. The karmic retribution had taken him down to just a few HP. He glanced down to sans' extended hand, then down at his Very Small Gun. Then, with a Grimace, The Kid threw his gun aside. "that's it, kid. c'mere. let's hug it out." sans said, preparing a secret attack. But then The Kid responded in a way he hadn't expected.
"...NO!" The kid yelled, and then, from seemingly nowhere, he whipped out the towering weapon, the Gun of the Guy. "I WANNA BE THE-" But before he could finish, Bill Cipher came flying out of nowhere. Or rather from a weirdness bubble that just appeared from nowhere. One of his pointed angles hit The Kid and... well. The Kid exploded into a shower of blood all over the floor.
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sans just stood there, in shock. The kid he was trying to kill was.. well... dead. Replaced by this Weird triangle guy. And god damn, his LV was off the charts! This guy might've even been more dangerous than the kid. "well... this was unexpected."
Bill turned around and saw the skeleton standing thier, before furrowing his brow angrily. "Oh no. No this crap again. I've had enough of this world after my last visit in One Minute Melee." He growled, before being caught off guard by a sudden punch from Genie, who had also arrived into the undertale world.
Bill was sent crashing into the wall and Genie took the moment he had to address sans. "Hey, Skeleton buddy. This guy over here? Pretty dang dangerous. Get out of dodge while you can. I'm working on taking him down." sans listened to Genie as he spoke. He couldn't sense any LV on the blue creature. Nor any malicous intent in his words.
"if pyramid head over there is a threat to the underground, i'm not running off. i can help you out." sans said. Around now, Bill was getting back up, and glowing a red color, rather than gold. He was starting to get mad. He began floating towards the pair before sans summoned a Gaster Blaster, and fired a beam at Bill, blasting him right back into the wall again.
Genie still didn't seem convinced that sans would be able to do anything to someone as powerful as this demon. But he wasn't gonna look a gift horse in the mouth. He'll take all the help he can get. "Well, alright. If you're totally sure about this. Just be careful."
Before sans could reply, Bill teleported behind them, an even brighter red color than before. "Nothin' personel, kids. I just want you both DEAD." He shouted, grabbing Genie by his ponytail and attempting to use him as a weapon to hit sans with. But sans effortlessly teleported out of the way of all the incoming attacks before Genie was able to free himself.
With Genie free, sans took his turn to attack. He summoned another few Gaster Blasters and they began to fire. Genie decided to play along. He summon a whole bunch of his own blue Gaster Blasters, only they looked like Genie's face. And they began to fire off beams too. Bill was furious, but he hadn't lost his common sense. He began to dodge to and fro, dodging the beams that came his way as best as he could. Even shrinking himself down or pulling himself apart if needed. All the while he inched closer and closer to Genie and sans. Until finally he was right up close and grew himself massive, his entire body filling up the judgement hall. The Gaster Blasters were hitting him now, but he was big enough that he barely felt a thing.
"That's it! No more teamwork!" He yelled. Bill reached out and grabbed Genie, turned around and hurled him down the hallway. With a click of his fingers, Bill opened another Weirdness Bubble and Genie shot right through. Bill shrank back to normal and adjusted his bow tie a little, before turning back to face sans. "And as for you..." Bill said, still incredibly angry. His hands began to glow with a blue fire once more. sans began to feel fear for the first time in a long while. Bill unleashed his power.
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Out in the ocean, beneath the floating Angel Island, all was quiet. Before Ultra-Drago suddenly burst out of the water, flying up. "Gah! I lost my power gem! Stupid liquid monster thing... Whatever. Time to turn this world inside out!" Drago called out, tearing open a portal to the demon underworld in the sky. Suddenly, a low rumbling sound began to come from the ocean. He looked away from his new portal for a moment to see Chaos return. And this time it was MUCH bigger. Easily at least 3 times bigger than Ultra-Drago. It let out a loud roar, and the seven chaos emeralds, now drained of their energy, came flying out and landed back on angel island. "Not done yet, huh? Alright then. Let's finish this."
There was a sizable distance between Perfect Chaos and Ultra-Drago. And before either of them could make an attack or close the distance, a bubble formed in midair, and Genie came flying out, down into the ocean with a big splash. Bill calmly floated out after him a moment later, dusting himself off. "Geez, why do they have to make such a mess when they die in that world". Drago looked... confused to say the least. Chaos couldn't care less though. His focus was entierly on Drago.
"Hey! What the heck is going on here?!"Drago demanded. Bill simply turned to face the massive dragon-like monster towering over him.
"Better question, bucko." Bill began, growing in size until he was the same size as Ultra-Drago. "What the hell are you supposed to be? Dragon? Leviathan? You look like someone threw a bunch of generic demons into a blender on the highest setting!" Chaos, meanwhile, opened his maw and began charging a chaos energy blast. Genie finally resurfaced from the ocean, wearing a scuba mask and a snorkel, glancing up just in time to see Perfect Chaos fire his deadly beam of energy.
Chaos didn't care who Bill was or if he was in the way or not. He was still gunning hard for Drago. And so he fired, intending to blast right through Bill and incinerate both of them. The beam, sure enough, collided with Bill's back, but did not go right through him. Rather, the dream demon basically acted like a giant triangular sheild for Drago as the chaos beam was forced to go around him rather than through. Once Chaos stopped firing the beam, Bill turned around to look at the water-like monster. "...Nice try, you... what even ARE you? Some kind of Loch Ness Reject?"
Chaos responded the only way he really knew how, by opening his massive maw to charge another beam of chaos energy. "I'm in the middle of a fight with Chaos here! Seriously, who the hell are you?!"Ultra-Drago demanded.
Bill glanced back at Drago for a brief moment before returning his focus to Perfect Chaos, just as the beam fired. The beam hit Bill once more, but the result was no different. He once again tanked the attack with no effort, protecting Drago in the process. "Pff. You call that Chaos? THIS is Chaos!" Bill raised an hand and the ocean below began to churn and grow violent.
Genie who was still down there in the water had now transformed himself into an entire crew aboard some kind of fishing ship, complete with an outfit that looked like Captain Ahab. "Baton down the hatches men, the sea be gettin' frisky with us." He said, before he gasped and pointed up to Bill in the sky. "Thar she blows! Harpoon the beast!" He called out. One of the genie copies running around the ship ran up to a nearby harpoon cannon and fired it up at Bill.
The harpoon sailed right up and it's aim was true, shooting right into Bill's eye. His response? "GAHHHHH! MY EYE!" Pain. The shock of being impaled in the eye sent Bills hands into a flurry of flails and the ocean only got rougher, eventually forming a massive tsunami sized wave of water, though it had an odd glow to it. This was one of Bill's Weirdness waves!
Genie dropped his act and got out of the path of this wave. He didn't want to risk being hit by whatever Bill had done to this water, Chaos wasn't so bright. The Weirdness wave crashed right into the Water-Monster's body and it began to morph and shift further. Multiple mouths began to sprout from it's liquid body, all of them shooting off beams of chaos energy. Even more tenrils grew out of his back, some of them sporting maws of thier own. Eventually, Perfect chaos had shapeshifted into a much more chaotic creature. Of course, it still wanted Drago dead. All of it's maws began firing off beams that began homing in on Drago. And with Bill no longer in the way as he flailed about without a usable eye, Drago was unable to do anything, being incinerated by the beams with a scream of pain.
Genie once more flew into the scene, watching as Bill clutched at his impaled eye. He circled around Bill, rubbing his own chin intently before finally saying. "Mhmm. I think I see the problem. You have a javenlin lodged in your eye. My professional opinion is that you should go see the local optician at your earliest convenience. That'll be $15,000. Do you have health insurance?"
Bill was already annoyed, but now he was royally pissed off. He gripped tight onto the javelin and with a sharp tug, ripped it right out of his eye, before he droped the weapon, letting it fall into the ocean below. "Ohhhhhohoho... You're really starting to ruin my mood Djinn. I think i've done enough playing around now." He said as the hole in his eye began to regenerate. After a moment, Bill clicked his fingers and vanished, reappearing atop Chaotic Chaos's head. He jabbed his hand right into the spike on top of the beast's head and gripped tightly onto it's brain, essentially claiming Chaos as his mount. "BEAST. KILL THAT DJINN!" He commanded.
Chaos immediatly opened his multiple mouths and began launching a massive barrage of volatile energy beams towards Genie. Genie, now sporting some sonic-style quills on his head, began dashing back and forth to avoid the blasts. But couldn't keep doing so forever. There was a LOT of them incoming. After a few moments, he finally took one to the face, being blasted down towards the ocean. Bill released Chaos and clicked his fingers, opening another weirdness bubble in Genie's path, sending the Djinn into yet another reality. Bill was quick to follow, leaving the new Chaotic form of Chaos to wreak havoc on it's dimension.
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"That's it! Enough is enough!" Jake yelled out, before shooting off at Juniper as fast as he possibly could. And as he was just about to ram his claws into her stomach... She sidestepped his attack, jumped into the air, and put all of her strength into a kick to the side of his head. The aim of the kick was perfect. She managed to hit Jake squarely, right behind the back of his left ear. But even though that alone would've been enough to end the fight, the power of the magical source flowing through Juniper made her kick more powerful that she could've imagined. And with that one kick, Jake's head was ripped clean off of his neck and sent hurtling off into the distance of the realm of the elders.
What was left of the dragons body collapsed to the floor and transformed back into a human body. Albeit still headless, with blood pooling out. Juniper glared at the body before pulling her Cell phone from her pocket. However, before she could begin dialing, a weirdness bubble suddenly appeared. Out from the bubble came Genie, hurtling through the air and crashing right into Juniper, her phone flying off and down into the realm of the Elders.
"Gah! Hey, watch where you're... My phone!" Juniper Cried out, shoving Genie off of her. She peered over the edge of the floating section of ground they were on, but her phone was long gone by this point. Juniper wasn't in a great mood. This dragon kid came along, broke a bunch of magic laws, tried to kill her, then this Djinn has come alone to fuck with her too? She turned to face Genie, cracking her knuckles as she did, but before she could say anything, another being came out of the Bubble too. A triangle shaped creature. He had his hand in the shape of a gun, pointed right at Genie. The tip of his pointer finger flowing with a bright light.
"Hit the deck!" Genie Called out, suddenly lunging at Juniper, and pushing her to the ground once again, just in time to avoid the energy blast Bill fired from his fingertip. "Sorry, Kid. This maniac's been trying to do some messed up stuff. Sorry to drag you into this." He said, getting back up and helping Juniper up too.
Juniper began to get an idea of what was going on and did her best to relax. This wasn't the time for picking a fight with the Genie. Bill, Meanwhile, had found the headless body of Jake Long laying on the ground. "Woooow. Someone went to town on this kid." He said, almost sounding impressed. He gave a click of his fingers and suddenly, Jake's decapitated head was in his hand. "Looks like you should've quit while you were A Head. Ahahahaha!"
Juniper winced a little. Sure, she just kicked the Dragon's head off. But now she'd calmed down a bit... maybe it was a little overkill. Bill almost immediately noticed the reactions. "Ooh! I know that face! That's the face of a regretful murderer!" Bill called out pointing right at Juniper.
Juniper began to grow flustered and tried to defend her actions. "H-hey! He tried to kill me! It was self-"
Bill cut Juniper off. "Yeah, I don't care. Want me to bring him back to life?" He asked, but he didn't wait for a response. He simply clicked his fingers on his free hand and Jake's head suddenly took in a deep breath, alive again, even though it was completely severed from his still lifeless body laying on the ground.
"Yo, what the heck?! Where am I? What happened?! Why can't I feel my legs? O-or my arms?!"
"That girl over there ripped your head off! Brutal right?"
Genie had had enough of this freakshow now. This triangle was now bullying a young girl and performing Necromancy. Two things Genie couldn't stand. He raised his arm up, hand curled into a fist, and pointed it right at Bill. He then cocked his arm like it were a shotgun and suddenly, BOOM! His fist fired off of his arm like a rocket, firing towards Bill.
Bill jumped a little at the sudden loud noise, but reacted in time to see Genie's rocketfist shooting right at him. Instinctively, he raised Jake's head as if it were a shield. "Hey, Dorito dude! Wha'dya think you're do-" Once again, bill cut him off by gripping the hair on the back of Jake's head. He gave it a sharp tug and suddenly, with an eep of pain, Jake's mouth transformed into a dragon's maw, spewing out a stream of flames that melted the incoming fist into nothing.
"Geez, I knew this yellow guy was gonna be a handful, but this is ridiculous." Genie said, wincing a little at the sight of his hand vanishing in the flames.
Juniper was already rather ticked off with this Bill guy after how he spoke to her moments ago. She glanced sideways at Genie and smirked. "Well, this kind of fight is my job anyway. I might as well give you a hand"
"Har har, make fun of the handless guy." Genie replied, bringing his leftover hand up to his mouth. He placed the tip of his thumb between her lips and gave a hard blow, causing his handless arm to suddenly pop out a new arm. "For real though, be careful Kid. This guy is no joke."
Juniper nodded and turned her attention back to Bill before charging. Genie also flew towards him, taking a different route. Bill chuckled to himself and tugged on Jake's hair again, using the decapitated Dragon's head as a flamethrower and spraying flames all around.
Juniper, using her amazing durability, wasn't really put off by the flames, even if they were uncomfortably hot. Genie, meanwhile, took a more cautious approach, weaving through the air to dodge the flames as he flew closer to Bill. All the while, Bill slowly backed away, continually spraying dragon fire from Jake's head. That didn't do him much good though, as Juniper was quick to close in. Without even pausing to get out a snarky comment, Juniper charged in to hit bill right in the eye with a punch, but Bill had another idea.
"Think fast!" Bill suddenly yelled and suddenly hurled Jake's head at her. This caught Juniper off guard entirely, with the Dragon's head hitting her right in the stomach and stopping her in her tracks. She dropped to her knees, clutching her stomach with a grimace. Bill thought this was just the most hilarious thing he'd ever seen. "Ahahahaha! I never get tired of seeing children in pain!" He cheered. Though while he may have stopped Juniper in her tracks, Genie was still on the move. He took his opportunity to strike, replacing his legs with a rocket booster, and blasted at Bill, punching him square in his body and propelling both Genie and Bill off of the edge of the platform the were on, and further into the Realm of the Elders.
Juniper managed to pull herself too her feet and peered off of the ledge into the seemingly unending abyss. "...Geez... hope that blue guy'll be ok." SHe mused to herself.
"Oh sure. Worry about the genie. YOU LITERALLY KICKED MY HEAD OFF!" Yelled Jake's head, still very much alive. Just... laying on the ground with an angry look on his face.
Meanwhile, Bill and Genie were tumbling down deeper into the realm of the ancients, trading punches and blows as they fell. After a few moments, Bill came to realize that they were never going to hit solid ground and clicked his fingers, making a weirdness bubble appear right beneath the two of them.
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Armageddemon let out a roar and stopped onto the sparking remains of 's copybot, destroying what was left of it. Then the missile he launched as Diaboromon finally landed. ACDC town was completely engulfed in the explosion and when the smoke finally cleared, All that remained was Armageddemon standing in the middle of the completely leveled town.
Just a little bit away, closer to the edge of the demolished town, Bill's weirdness bubble appeared. From it, out dropped Bill and Genie, still falling and fighting. They Crashed into the ground with an incredibly loud boom. The noise immediately attracted the attention of Armageddemon, who was completely unoccupied now that his opponent was dead. Despite being an ultra level digimon, even higher than the Mega level that most digimon cap out at, it was still childish and destructive. So the newcomers were nothing but something else for him to play with.
Bill and Genie didn't even notice the digimon at first. They were far too busy rolling around in the rubble, throwing punches left and right. Eventually they both leapt up to thier feet, standing opposite each other with a good ammount of distance between them. Genie had taken on the form of a cowbow, straight out of a western film. "This wreck of a town ain't big enough fer the two of us" Genie said, putting on the thickest western accent he could. He reached for the holster on his hip but instead of pulling out a gun he pulled out his hand, fore finger pointing forwards and thumb pointing up, the shape of a gun. The tip of his finger began to glow with energy.
Bill did the same in return with his own hand, which also began to glow. But before he had the chance to say anything in return, the two of them were both interrupted by the newcomer to the fight. "DESTINY DESTROYER!" This finally caught the attention of the two fighters who turned to see the massive digimon, it's mouth wide open with a massive blast of energy charging up and then, it fired. Blasting a massive beam right at them.
Without a word, both Genie and Bill immediately pointed thier fingerguns at Armageddemon instead and fired, letting loose thier own beam attacks. The two beams collided with the destiny destroyer and barely even clashed. With how much more powerful they both were, thier attacks easily ate right through the Digimon's before finally reaching the massive beast itself and completely engulfing it.
After a few moments, the energy beams and blasts had dissapated, and the smoke begant on clear. Armageddemon was nowhere to be seen. All that remained were Genie and Bill.
"Right! So where were we?" Bill asked, turning back to genie. He didn't seem to expect an answer though, because he immediately shot up, easily quintupling in size and towering over genie. "Oh, I remember. I was gonna CRUSH YOU!" He yelled, before bringing his fist down ontop of Genie. Right before Genie was hit, he pulled out a tiny white flag and began waving it. But that didn't stop the dream demon's massive fist from flattening him.
Bill lifted his fist up to check what was left of Genie, only to find the blue djinn still very much fine. Just splatted, like a blue tomato. A hand grew out of the splat and Genie pulled himself out from it. "Geez, that's gonna leave a crick in the ol'neck for a few years." he said mostly to himself, before bringing his thumb to his lips and blowing into it. After only a moment, Genie suddenly exploded in size, matching Bill's own giant stature. "Now then. Why don't you pick on a Genie your own size!" Genie taunted back.
He pulled back his fist, preparing to punch. It was practically glowing with energy as she swung it forwards and slammed it into Bill's chest, Sending the dream demon flying backwards. Though Bill wasn't exactly knocked off of his feet or anything. No, he remained standing the entire time and the punch simply shoved him backwards. Once he was a fair distance from Genie, Bill reached down and grabbed two demolished buildings from the rubble of the town around them and threw them at Genie one after another, before once again making gun shapes with his hands.
Genie brought both of his arms up over his face, defending himself from the first building as it broke against them, but chocse to take a more active approach as the second building came closer and swung one fist out, backhanding it away. But before he could make another move, a red laser shot in, clipping Genie on the shoulder. He was knocked breifly off balance but didn't have much time to recover as Bill followed up immeidiately, firing more and more lasers from his fingerguns as well as his eye.
As the laser spam continued, Genie did his best to avoid what shots he could, but there were simply too many of them coming at him. Eventually, the continuous firing knocked Genie down onto his back and Bill finally stopped firing. Genie was starting to get worn down now. He could feel himself getting winded. He didn't realize just how much weaker he was now that he was free. But he wasn't done yet.
"Hey, blue dude!" Bill yelled over. "I gotta be honest, you're really starting to bore me now. Tell ya what. I'll give you this one last chance to leave me to do what I want back in Gravity Falls" He said, clicking his fingers and opening one final Weirdness bubble. "You're tougher that basically anyone I've had to deal with. And It's exhaaaaaausting. You stay here, I'll head home. We both get to live. Deal? Deal. Wonderful! See ya round." Bill continued, not even bothering to let Genie get in an answer before he turned his back on him and began heading into the weirdness bubble back home.
...No. Genie wasn't happy with this outcome. If he left that Bill guy to do whatever he wanted, the world was all but done for. Not to mention Genie would be left in a world he didn't belong in. He couldn't just leave things be. He floated up, determined to finish this, and flew at the bubble as it began to shrink and close. But he was easily fast enough to make it through in time.
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In the sky above Gravity falls, Bill emerged from the weirdness bubble and cracked his knuckles. "Alright then! Now where was I..?" He began. But before he couold get started on anything, Genie once again came rocketing out of the closing Weirdness bubble, with a Captain Falcon helmet on his head.
"Raptor Boost!" He called out, as he swung his fist down on top of Bill, spiking him down to the ground. Bill smash faced first into the ground and barely had enough time to pull himself up before Genie continued with his follow up attack. His helmet vanished and he pointed both of his fists directly down at were Bill was. In a flash, Genie's arms both transformed into large futuristic-looking cannons.
"In the words of a certain Robot... I've let you live long enough!" Genie shouted, before unleasing the full brunt of his power into one massive beam. Bill looked up to see a pure white light blasting down to him and he couldn't react. The beam completely engulfed him with a loud BOOM that echoed throughout the entire town.
Genie didn't just stop though. He kept on unleashing that beam down onto his opponent. He was using every single bit of his power now. No more playing or holding back. After a good minute or so, the beam finally began to die down as Genie ran low on energy. As the light faded and his arms transformed back to normal, genie breathed a sigh of relief when he noticed Bill was nowhere to be seen. Just a large crater where the dream demon was a moment ago.
"Nice job, Blue. I think you got him!" came a familar voice from right behind him
"...W-what?!" Bill was floating right there behind Genie, a little singed, but otherwise complerely unharmed. Bill glared at Genie angrily before blasting another laser from his eye, shooting Genie down into the Gravity Falls forest and crashing right through a tree.
Genie pulled himself up, still weak from having used up basically all fo his energy. This was all he had. There was no way he'd be able to defeat bill with such a limited supply of power. "...Unless..." He sighed to himself sadly. He didn't want to do this, but it was his only real chance. Genie raised his hands and snapped his fingers.
Bill was laughing to himself loudly. He really seemed to be enjoying tormenting this djinn. Suddenly, the was a bright flash of light from the Forest where Genie had been sent crashing. "Huh? What was..?"
"Over here, pointy." Came Genie's voice from behind bill, completely ripping off Bill's own teleportation from earlier. Bill turned around on the spot and floated back a little, putting some distance between the two of them. Genie no longer had legs. Rather, he had a wispy blue tail, as well as two golden bangls on his wrists. He had willingly re-bound himself to the lap, allowing him the full unrestricted power of a Genie.
"Wha-" Bill began to ask a question, but Genie wasn't playing around anymore. He suddenly bolted forwards and slammed his fist into Bill's eye, causing the dream demon to let out a screech of pain as he span backwards from the hit. Bill fraised his gunfinger once more, but Genie was already moving in for another hit. He grabbed ahold of Bill's wrist and pulled him in closer, before using his free hand to blast a hole right through Bill's body with magic. "GAAHH! What the hell?! Where did all this damn power come from?!" Bill yelled, growing a few extra arms to try and punch Genie. Genie didn't wait for him though and shot upwards, before coming right back down with an elbow drop, sending Bill careening towards the ground once more.
Bill crashed into the ground and quickly began to regenerate the hole made in his body. "This is ridiculous. There's no was a freed djinn would be able to... wait..." Before Bill could finish his thought, Genie had already come bolting down at him, transformed into a luchadore outfit as she bodyslammed the triangle. He immediately got back up, Grabbing Bill by his feet and spinning, before hurling him towards a Tree.
Bill smashed into the wood and realized he didn't have much chance to prepare, so he raised his gun hand and began firing off beams once more. Genie magicked up a mirror right in front of him though, bouncing the blasts right back at Bill, blasting him through the tree as a result, where he crashed to the ground, right near where Genie had crashed moments ago.
Genie continued with his assult even so, flying right at Bill when he heard something he hadn't expected Bill to say. "W-wait! Stop! I give up! No more fighting!"
Genie came to a stop right in front of Bill, magic still charged into his hands and ready to attack at a moment's notice. "You're not gonna be able to trick me now. I'm a fully powered Genie with no restrictions anymore."
"It's no trick! Honest! I won't fight anymore! After all... This fight is over." Bill said, floating up and revealing what he was holding in his hand. An arabic styled oil lamp. Genie's face immediately began to grow pale as Bill began to chuckle, which soon became maniacal laughter. "Hehehe. Hahahah GAHHAHAHAHAHA! Lookie here! Guess I'm your master now! Let's get started on my three wishes, huh?"
"Oh no..." Genie muttered. His mind raced as he tried to think of a way around this.
"Wish one! Open up that tear you closed earlier, right before we started fighting! I gotta get my friends into Gravity falls!" Genie could feel the curse of being a genie digging into his mind. He had no choice, just like with Jafar. With a click of his fingers, the dimensional tear opened back up.
"Wish two! Get rid of the Wierdness magnetism thing that's keeping my locked in Gravity falls!" That same feeling drilled away and Genie clicked his fingers again, freeing Bill and his friends, giving them access to the entire universe.
"Wonderful! And for my final wish... DIE!" He commanded, before laughing.
Genie finally felt some relief and smirked. "I can't-" But Bill seemed to expect that.
"What's that? You cant grant wishes to kill, don't worry about it. I can do it myself." He said, his hand suddenly set ablaze in a blue fire, completely engulfing the lamp, which began to slowly melt. "Who needs a third wish anyway~"
Genie began to panic now as pain began shooting through his entire body. "W-wait, no..!"
"Wait wait wait! Let me see if I can guess what you wanna say!" Bill said, before pulling out a boombox and placing it down on the ground. He then hit the play butten and an instrumental version of "Never had a Friend like me" began to play. All while the lamp continue melting away and Genie's body got more and more distorted. And then Bill began to sing.
"Mister Bill Cipher, sir
Please show me some mercy?
I'm very sorry friend but
I'm all out
You ain't never had a foe like me"
And with that, Bill clenched his hand into a fist, the flames around it intensifying all in one instant and destroying the lamp completely. And along with the lamp vanished, Genie finally breathed his last breath, before exploding into nothingness. "Well that was annoying. But who cares! It's weirdmageddon time, baby!"
[DOORS CLOSE]
K.O.
With the Weirdness attraction removed by Genie, Bill begins to grow giant, while laughing manically. But with Genie dead, his magic is all undone and the forcefeild keeping Bill inside suddenly reappears and Bill bonks his head on it. He looks up at it shocked and then suddenly, the tear that Genie reopened for him vanished too. Bill begins to turn red with anger.
Boomstick: Aww, c'mon. You even wasted your third wish? That's just disrespectful!
Wiz: I'm sure plenty of you saw this victory coming for Bill, but it was actually surprisingly close. Bill had far more weaknesses than genie for starters, giving Genie plenty of options for ways to harm and debilitate Bill.
Boomstick: And that's fine an' all, but none of those weaknesses were exploitable to the point that Genie would be able to KILL Bill. Sure, it was entirely possible for Genie to poof up a Quantum whatever gun that Stanford Pines had, but how would Genie know to use something as specific as that?
Wiz: And even if he did do something like that. Bill's super speed and teleportation would give him more than enough ways to avoid any deadly energy blasts, which would need to completely engulf Bill to kill him. Not to mention, with Bill's absolutely immense reality warping powers, he simply had Genie beat when it came to raw power. Genie's only chance to match and possibly surpass Bill was to allow himself to be rebound to the lamp, giving him nearly infinite power once more.
Boomstick: But doing that came with one fatal flaw. The lamp which would give him that intense power would become his worst weakness. If that lamp was destroyed, then Genie dies. Simple as. And let's face it. If Bill can disintergrate the trillion ton Time Baby, he can obliterate a dinky little lamp.
Wiz: And finding the lamp would be no problem for Bill, who would be able to scan the area for it. Genie was far from an easy opponent for Bill to defeat, but in the end Bill simply had more ways to actually end the fight in addition to being way harder for Genie to put down for good.
Boomstick: What an amazing fight. Would it be Weird if I Wished to watch it again?
Wiz: The winner is Bill Cipher.
[DOORS CLOSE]
Wiz: And so concludes this season of Death Battle. It's about time me and Boomstick here took a bit of time off to get to work researching the next season.
Boomstick: Yeah. And hopefully that'll mean the next 15 episodes won't take TWO FUCKING YEARS to write ONE OF THEM.
Wiz: However, we won't be gone entirely. In fact, while we're researching the next season of fights, we'll still be showing up as commentators in a new series alltogether. Or at least, new for this site anyway...
Boomstick: Don't ruin the surprise, Wiz! Roll the next time!
COMING SOON TO MATTARDIS'S FANFICTION PROFILE...
Come one, come all! Bear witness to the greatest, most action-packed series you've ever seen! As Wiz, Boomstick, and I, RINGMASTER, get ready to bring you an entire season of the youtube hit show, DEATH RAAAAAACE!
Boomstick: Next time on Death Race!
?1: Morgana, TRANSFORM!
?2: Take chances, make mistakes, get messy! Bus, Do your stuff!
?3: And look at me, Man. Now I DRIVE the school bus!
?4: Alright Gang! Looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Death Race will be a completely different fanfiction. So, if you're interested, keep an eye on my fanfiction profile for when i upload it. Oh hey, maybe even give me a follow~ With no research needed, they should be coming relatively soon~
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