Total Drama Boney Island
Episode 19- Canada's Got No Talent
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Chris- This episode of Total Drama may contain extreme stunts, language, and sexual innuendos performed by animated characters that may be much for some viewers. Viewer Discretion is Advised.
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Chris- Previously on Total Drama! Our 6 campers went head to head in the classic Gross Eating challenge. They had to engorge on foods like Rotten Fish, Haggis, and the classic Beef Testes. Some of them did fairly well, while others did poorly. In the challenge, whoever ate the least amount of gross food would be eliminated from the game. In the end, Dawn the Beetle Whisperer ate the least and took the slingshot home. Harold won the challenge, so he got to bring a contestant of his choice to my brand new Cottage. And he chose the most annoying guy here, Noah. Seriously, why do you even like this clown?
Noah- I heart that!
Chris- Good! Only 5 remain. Who will remain to get closer to that million dollar prize? Hopefully not Noah. (Doink!) (Gwen throws a rock at Chris, Gwen and Noah high five) Ow! I can make it the final 3 right now if you want me to! (They smile nervously and run off) Find out now on Total, Drama, Boney Island! You kids better hope I don't find you!
Total Drama Theme starts- camera pops out of a toilet, pops out of a tree, pops out of a bush.
"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine."
Camera starts at the beach and goes over the sand, between the cabins, past Chris and the confession can.
"You guys are on my mind"
Camera goes over the Skull on the mountain and into the water.
"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see"
In the water and we see Harold and Brick fighting over a chest. Bubbles come out and go toward the surface. Scott is laying on his back when he sees Fang and swims away. And we look at the sun.
"I wanna be famous"
Scott and Fang run by, Cody is looking upward on a mountain at Gwen.
"I wanna live close to the sun"
We see Gwen and Leshawna are fighting Heather on a raft which falls down a waterfall.
"Well pack your bags cuz I've already won"
Alejandro is chasing Owen who chokes after he farts
"Everything to prove nothing In my way"
Noah is laughing at Owen and Alejandro In front of the Cabins
Lightning is flexing and Lindsay is watching in awe by the mess hall
"I'll get there one day"
We see Geoff and Bridgette making out on the steps by the mess hall
"Cuz I wanna be famous"
We see Zoey and Dawn are being freaked out by Izzy
"Na Na Na Na Na-Na, Na Na Na-Na Na Na Na Na Na"
Justin is looking in his mirror which is broken by Duncan, DJ runs away
"I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be famous (Na Na Na Na)
Duncan and Justin are in a tussle which is ended by Chef shooting them with a water gun. We see Chef and look into the flashlight in his hand which turns into the moon in the sky.
"I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be famous (Na Na Na Na)"
We're by the fire and see Dawn smiling and Noah looking weirded out and they go to kiss when Noah's hit with Bird poop and is now angry.
"Whistling"
Season logo
(Chris' "Cottage")
(Eating breakfast)
Harold- Gosh Noah, I haven't seen you this relaxed in ages.
Noah- Probably because I'm not sleeping in uncomfortable beds, in a giant flying death trap, or worrying about Owen "accidentally" fall asleep on me. Seriously, it happens all the time to me.
Harold- True, that sleep was the best I've had in weeks. Maybe even years. So, how's it feel making it to the final 5?
Noah- I don't know, I've never made it past the merge. I certainly feel better knowing all of the snakes and eels are gone. I just gotta make sure no one's out to get me and I think I'll be fine.
Harold- Yeah, I think we all have an equal chance here. I'd be alright with anyone winning now. So, do you wanna team up?
Noah- I don't think so, I'd rather just think as we go. I don't wanna make any enemies right now. Personally, the biggest threat right now is Bridgette. She's good at sports, she's fit, she's smart, and she's popular. Also, Geoff already won a million. Meaning she pretty much did too.
Harold- You're right, but we'll just have to wait and see.
(Mess Hall)
Gwen- Ugh, just a little bit longer in this dump and it's over.
Bridgette- Yeah, I hope Noah and Harold are having a good time at the mansion.
Gwen- Me too, Noah deserves it after losing Dawn. She was cool, and I wish I could've known her better.
(DJ walks in)
Gwen- Morning DJ, sleep well?
DJ- I was fine, It's just kinda lonely without the other guys around.
Bridgette- Don't worry bud, they'll be back soon.
(Noah and Harold walk in)
Noah- We are back. Oh, and we brought you some real food, here.
Gwen- Really, wow thanks.
Noah- Yeah, think of it as a final 5 gift.
Harold- That was awesome. There were comfortable beds, real food, TV, no bugs.
DJ- Man, you don't have to rub it in.
Bridgette- Yeah, we're glad you had fun but don't make us regret it.
Harold- Sorry. So, How have things been here?
Gwen- Oh, pretty much the same. I just want this to be over already.
(Chris walks in)
Chris- Good morning final five! I hope you guys are ready for today's challenge.
Gwen- Oh we are, It can't get any worse than the last challenge.
Chris- Meet me at the stage in 10.
(Stage)
Chris- Welcome campers to the next challenge! It's another throwback one. The Talent Contest. You can do whatever you want. Just make sure it'll be worthy enough to receive a good score by Me and Chef.
(Confessional)
Gwen- Man, the talent challenge brings back some bad memories. Last time Heather read my diary in front of everyone. Hopefully I'll be alright this time. I've been playing guitar recently so maybe I can do a song or something?
(Static)
Noah- Man this is gonna suck. I pretty much have no skills. Except maybe comedic remarks? That's it! I'll perform a comedy routine! Let's just hope McLame and Chef have good taste.
(Static)
DJ- Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do! Maybe I can do some crazy dance moves?
(Static)
Bridgette- Well, I can't exactly surf here, there are no waves. Maybe I can water ski? That'd be cool. I just hope I can use a boat.
(Static)
Harold- I guess I can use my wicked ninja skills. I've been practicing more recently.
(Confessional ends)
Chris- You'll each have the afternoon to come up with your routine. The camper with the highest score wins invincibility from tonight's vote. And has a guaranteed spot in the final 4. Now hop to it!
(Gwen and Bridgette)
(Gwen is practicing playing guitar)
Bridgette- Wow Gwen, I didn't know you played guitar. Did Trent teach you?
Gwen- A little, but I did more on my own. I'm confused on whether to use acoustic or electric though?
Bridgette- Well, that'd be up to you. It depends on the song you're gonna sing.
Gwen- I'll probably do acoustic. It's gonna fit better. What are you going to do Bridge?
Bridgette- I'm thinking of maybe water skiing. Surfing is a no go on this lake.
Gwen- Really? Interesting, who's gonna pull you?
Bridgette- I asked Noah if I could borrow his and Dawn's boat from the challenge and he said okay.
Gwen- Cool, I'm looking forward to a good wipeout, I mean finish.
(laughs)
Bridgette- Very funny, try not to pluck those strings too hard.
(Noah)
Noah- Well, what could make Chris and Chef laugh? This is pretty tricky. Something about hurting people perhaps?
(Harold)
(Harold is standing on a platform ready to do some tricks)
Harold- Okay Harold, you've got this. You have skills!
(He starts doing crazy flips across the beams, he does some side twirls, and lands on the other side)
Gwen- Damn Harold, that wasn't bad. Keep it up.
Bridgette- Yeah, I didn't know you were that flexible.
Harold- I told you I have skills, gosh! Thanks.
Noah- Yeah, yeah. That was cool I guess, but nothing can beat Tyler's flexibility.
(Flashback)
Noah- Are we going to have to play Rock, Paper, Scissors again to figure out who's getting stretched?
Tyler- Ha, I'm flexible to the extreme bro.
(Tyler gets in an uncomfortable position making Owen and Noah cringe)
Tyler- Sweaty mocha yoga! Ha Ha!
(Flashback ends)
(Noah shivers)
Noah- Still gives me the creeps.
Gwen- Didn't you get the boot that episode too?
Noah- Don't remind me, stupid Eelejandro!
Gwen- Wow, luck just wasn't on your side huh? Oh, and sorry about the whole "Duncan returning and giving my team the win and thus causing you to be voted out" thing.
Noah- Eh, whatever. Is luck ever on my side?
Bridgette- Well, you ended up with one of the nicest people on the show. So I'd say your luck is pretty good.
Noah- Yeah, I guess. Say, has anyone seen DJ?
(DJ)
DJ- Come on DJ, you can do this!
(DJ starts doing a weird dance, which starts to get better. He starts spinning around like an ice dancer, jumps around, and does some crazy flips)
DJ- Hmm, needs some more work though.
(Gwen)
(Starts playing guitar and sings quietly to herself)
Noah- Wow, impressive guitar skills. But you've always given off more of an electric guitar kind of gal.
Gwen- Oh trust me, I am. But the song I'm gonna sing more suits acoustic.
Noah- What song is it?
Gwen- You'll just have to wait and see. How's your comedy routine going?
Noah- Splendid for my standards, but we're dealing with Chris and Chef here. I gotta think inside of that dead, crazy, demented nonexistent brain.
Gwen- Well good luck with that man, whoa look. Bridgette's practicing her water skiing.
Noah- Oh boy! (Sarcastic) I can't wait until she falls into the water.
(Bridgette)
Bridgette- Alright DJ, can you drive this thing?
DJ- I can try, are you sure about this?
Bridgette- I've swam with sharks, gotten stuck to a pole, and I ripped one on TV. How worse can it be?
DJ- If you say so?
(DJ starts the boat)
DJ- Ready!
(Bridgette gives him a thumbs up)
(They take off. Bridgette is holding on tight and is going left and right. They approach a rock that Bridgette jumps off of. She does a flip and lands it)
(Gwen, Noah, and Harold's jaws drop)
(DJ turns around and heads back to shore. They get back to land)
(Gwen, Noah, and Harold cheer)
Gwen- Nice job Bridgette! If you can do that again, you're gonna win for sure.
Harold- Yeah, you probably made Tyler jealous about now.
Bridgette- Thanks guys.
Harold- Well, I'm gonna practice my ninja skills.
(He throws down a ball, smoke appears and Harold vanishes)
(Confessional)
Noah- Okay, I've officially seen it all.
(Static)
Gwen- With skills like that, Duncan has some balls to mess with Harold. That is if he has anymore left after Courtney kicked him 100 times. I don't even have any, and I feel it sometimes.
(Confessional ends)
(Harold)
Harold- Let's do this!
(Harold jumps on the platforms again, he jumps and twirls. Lands on the ground. Backs up and runs into DJ who's practicing his dancing)
Harold- Gosh, watch the dance skills DJ. You totally ruined my run.
DJ- Well, I gotta practice somewhere man. And it's almost time for the show.
Chris intercom- Alright Campers! You have 15 minutes left!
(Gwen)
(Gwen is strumming her guitar again)
(Noah is talking to himself in a mirror)
Noah- What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
(Ba dum tiss)
Gwen- pfft, Is that all you've got? I thought you were king of being cynical?
Noah- I'm trying to think of something that makes Chris laugh okay?
Gwen- Alright, but it's gotta be better than the other shows.
Chris- Alright guys, it's about time to start. Is everyone good?
Noah- I haven't been good since Owen and Dawn left actually.
Chris- I'd say i'm sorry. But I'm really not. I would gladly trade you for them.
Gwen- Wow, who sh(Bleep) in your cereal this morning?
Noah- Hopefully the rats.
Chris- Let's just say, I don't like getting rocks thrown at me. Well, let's get to the stage!
(Cut to the stage. Chris and Chef are in front of a makeshift judge booth. Gwen, Bridgette, Noah, and Harold sit in the audience bench)
Chris- So DJ, what have you got for us today?
DJ- Uh, I'm gonna dance for ya!
Chris- Cool, I hope it's good though. Now, Dance!
(DJ does his twirl again, he does some flips, he moon walks. He does some dance with his arms. He does some more jumps and lands with the splits. He smiles)
(Everyone claps)
Chris- Not bad man, I'll give it a solid 5.
Chef- Eh, 3. Guys doing the splits make me queasy.
Chris- So DJ has a score of 8! Next!
(Cut to Harold on stage)
Chris- So Harold, what do you have for us today
Harold- I'm here to unleash my inner ninja!
Chris- Different, let's see it!
(Harold starts at the top of a platform. He jumps across some smaller platforms. He does his jumps and spins and frontflips. He misses a platform and starts falling, but he lands it perfectly)
Chris- Wow Harold, I gotta admit. That was pretty sick man. Solid 6.
Chef- I'll give it a 6 as well.
Chris- That puts Harold in the lead again! Next!
(Change scene to the beach)
Chris- So Bridgette, what's gotten us brought out here?
Bridgette- I'm going to do some Water Skiing.
Chris- Ooh! I can't wait for a good wipeout!
(The boat is getting ready)
Bridgette- Hit it DJ!
(The Boat starts. They start going. Bridgette does some cool zig zag moves. She rides with one hand for a bit. They approach the rock again. But the rope snaps, causing Bridgette to go off the rock and she flairs in the air)
(The other contestants cringe when she lands in the water. She swims back to shore)
Bridgette- You just had to jinx me huh?
(Gwen and Noah smile nervously)
Chris- You know what, for that awesome wipeout. I'll give you a 7!
Chef- Eh, I'll give ya a 4. I was hoping for more moves.
Chris- Well Bridgette, you're not in last. But you can't win. Harold still has the lead. Now, who's next?
(Cut back to the stage)
Chris- So, what does the all mighty Noah have in store tonight?
Noah- Oh, just your cup of tea McLean! Comedy!
Noah- I wrote a book on reverse psychology the other day, Don't read it!
(Ba Dum Tiss)
(Everyone looks kinda bored)
Noah- What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh Sheet!
(Ba Dum Tiss)
(Harold chuckles a bit)
Noah- Why does Santa Claus have a big sack? Because he only comes once a year! Ha!
(Everyone rolls their eyes but Gwen)
(Gwen tries not to laugh)
Bridgette- Really, ou thought that one was funny?
Gwen- What can I say, I like dirty jokes.
Noah- Fine Chris, you want funny, here! Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is!
(Chris laughs)
Chris- Oh, so dark!
Gwen- Wow, I like it dark. Keep it up!
Noah- Dark humor is like Health Care, not everyone gets it!
Chris- Laughs again.
Noah- Where did Samantha go after walking in the minefield? Everywhere!
(Chris laughs louder, Gwen laughs a bit, the others look a bit scared)
Noah- Toaster? More like a Bath Bomb!
(Chris laughs again)
Noah- What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children!
Chris- (Laughs again) Okay, you managed to make my day! Solid 10 dude!
(Noah smiles)
Chef- I'll give it a 2, you sucked up too much.
Noah- What! Come on man, I had to make him laugh somehow!
Chris- Well, you're tied with Harold Noah. On the bright side. If Gwen doesn't beat you, you guys are both safe!
Noah- Wow really, thanks.
(Gwen goes on stage)
Chris- Okay Gwen, what have you got for us?
Gwen- A song. And this one goes to a friend, that I wish was still here. I call it "I Need You to Know"
(Gwen performs a guitar intro)
Gwen-
"Oh, I just need you to know"
"That Because of you, my heart us no longer snow"
"You've always brought us joy, but it took awhile for me to notice"
"I may sometimes be a grouch, but I just need you, to know this"
"Guitar Solo"
"I'm here because of you, I owe you the credit!"
"I don't want your guilt, just take it and shred it!"
"You may be known to choke us with gas"
"But your jokes, I'd say they kick ass"
"You're the nicest person around"
"If anyone disagrees, I'll show 'em the ground"
"Guitar Solo"
"You may have the craziest girlfriend known to man"
"But if there's anyone that can handle that crazy, we know you can"
"Did I mention how funny your overreactions are?"
"They're funny enough to make even Noah go hardy-har"
"You may be known to eat like no other"
"But more importantly, you're my brother"
"End Solo"
(Everyone cheers and claps, Gwen bows)
Chris- And I think it's clear that we have our winner!
(Chris and Chef put up 10s)
Chris- Gwen, you win invincibility tonight! (Gwen looks honored) Noah, Bridgette, DJ, and Harold. One of you is heading home tonight.
(They look sad)
(Confessional)
Gwen- And I meant every word Owen. I guess I made it to the final 4? And since I'm here, I might as well win. For me, and for Owen.
(Confessional ends)
(Mess Hall)
Gwen- Well, can we all agree that whoever goes home tonight. No grudges?
Bridgette- Of course we can. I'd be excited if any of us won.
Noah- Yep, no reason to throw away our friendships now.
Harold- I can agree to that I guess?
DJ- Well, I guess it's almost time huh?
Bridgette- Alright, bring it in guys!
(They group hug)
(Campfire)
Chris- Well campers, after tonight only 4 of you will remain. I have four marshmallows on this plate. One of you isn't getting one. If you don't, you must report to the dock of shame, and take the slingshot of shame. Let's get to voting.
(Confessional)
Gwen- I'm sorry buddy, but you're both popular and strong"
(Static)
Bridgette- We had a fun time together.
(Static)
Noah- Sorry, but you're way too popular if we have a vote.
(Static)
Harold- It had to be someone, sorry.
(Static)
DJ- Hey, at least you'll be together again.
(Confessional ends)
Chris- Okay, for winning the challenge. Gwen! The next marshmallows go to...
Harold!
And Noah!
(Bridgette and DJ look at each other)
Chris- Bridgette, DJ. One of you is going home tonight. The last marshmallow goes to...
(Suspenseful music)
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Chris- DJ!
(Bridgette looks kinda sad, but still smiles)
DJ- I'm sorry Bridge
(They hug)
Bridgette- Oh, don't apologise, I'll be alright. Well, we had a good time guys.
(She high fives Noah and Harold)
Gwen- Goodbye Bridgette, I'll see you soon okay?
(They hug)
Bridgette- We will, I'll say hi to Duncan and Owen for you okay?
Bridgette- Alright Chef, I'm ready.
(Slingshot)
Bridgette- Goodbye everyone! I wish luck to each of you!
Gwen- Tell Geoff I said hi!
Noah- Keep those wipeouts coming!
Bridgette- Okay, let's go. Whaaa!
(Over the horizon)
Chris- And only 4 remain!
(the four of them smile)
Chris- Who will make it to the end? Find out next time on Total, Drama, Boney Island!
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(Credits)
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Written by Derek Phillips
Based on the TV series made by Fresh TV.
All characters are based on their TV Counterparts and are in no way true to the canon story. Unless you want them to be.
Starring the Voices of
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen
Carter Hayden- Noah
Kristin Fairlie- Bridgette
Brian Froud- Harold/Sam
Cle Bennett- DJ/Chef Hatchet/Momma
Christian Potenza- Chris McLean
and Peter Oldring- Cody/Tyler/Ezekiel
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(Also Starring)
Scott McCord- Owen/Trent
Rachel Wilson- Heather
Drew Nelson- Duncan
Alex House- Alejandro
Caitlynne Medrek- Dawn
Emilie-Claire Barlow- Courtney
Dan Petronijevic- Geoff
Novie Edwards- Leshawna
Stephanie Anne Mills- Lindsay/Katie
Adam Reid- Justin
Katie Crown- Izzy
Tyrone Savage- Lightning
Barbara Mamabolo- Zoey
James Wallis- Scott
Jon Cor- Brick
Cory Doran- Mike
Laurie Elliott- Jo
Sarah Gadon- Beth
Lauren Lipson- Sadie
Julia Chantrey- Eva
Kevin Duhaney- Cameron
Athena Karkanis- Anne Maria
Carleigh Beverly- Dakota
Ashley Peters- Staci
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