THE GOOSE APPRECIATION SOCIETY
moony
So I have to watch a film for this essay I'm writing
How have I never seen Good Morning Vietnaan before?
*Vietnam, even
It's so good?
padfoot
GOOD MORNING VIETNAAN
LOL LOL LOL
i spat my coffee out
prongs
lololololol
he actually did
i'm next to him in the library
padfoot
Good Morning Vietnaan
not as good as the chronicles of naania
prongs
dawn of the bread
padfoot
bread poets society
prongs
lmfao
that one's good
meet the focaccias?
padfoot
mediocre at best
toastbusters
prongs
such a cheap shot
it's a wonderful loaf
moony
How the everliving fuck
Do the two of you
Have the capacity to produce so many bread related film puns?
padfoot
scone with the wind
prongs
SCONE WITH THE WIND
prongs changed the name of THE GOOSE APPRECIATION SOCIETY to scone with the wind
moony
I hate you both.
scone with the wind
prongs
it's december
moony
Well done
You can read a calendar
prongs
no you dick
that means we have 2 weeks until exams
padfoot
unless you're me
and then you have no exams and only essays
prongs
ok cool but
Christmas Ball?
the tickets come out tomo
it's the last night before christmas holidays
shall we go?
padfoot
if pete promises not to vom on my shoes again
wormtail
:(
i ate too much dessert !
padfoot
yeah and vomited on my fucking Italian leather loafers
they've not been the same since
three hundred quid ruined in a moment of gateau overindulgence
moony
I do not understand
How you can be so cavalier about your clothes
And yet intensely precious about your shoes?
padfoot
i just love shoes!
prongs
speaking of
can I borrow a pair for my rugby christmas dinner next week?
padfoot
not the velvet ones
but otherwise
yes
prongs
thx bb
moony
Christmas Ball?
prongs
oh yeah
shall we see if the gals are about?
padfoot
yeah, that'd be a laugh
i actually think one of the guys organising it
is in the gryffindor club
lemme message him
Sirius Black
shacklebolt
old boy
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Sirius Black
To what do I owe the pleasure?
Sirius Black
wonder if you could help a brother out
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Anything for a Gryffindor
What do you need?
Sirius Black
christmas ball tickets come out tomorrow
i don't want to deal with the hassle of buying online
you know how glitchy the website is
seeing as you're on the committee
any chance you could set some aside for me and my pals?
8 tix in total
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Ugh I don't know tbh
We're not really supposed to
Sturgis Podmore is the president of the committee
I'll speak to him and say I owe you a favour
Sirius Black
oh I know sturgis
probably not wise to mention my name, actually
Kingsley Shacklebolt
…
You've hooked up with Sturgis?
Sirius Black
funny story actually
remus went on a date with him and brought him to a party
and then I hooked up with him
Kingsley Shacklebolt
But I thought you were dating Lupin?
Don't tell me you're in a menage a trois with Podmore?
Sirius Black
lmao jesus no
this was pre-me and lupin
Kingsley Shacklebolt
So you want 8 tickets
Who's all going?
Sirius Black
me and the boys
and the girls who live next door
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Wait
Are those the girls you were at the Prewetts' party with?
Sirius Black
yeh, why?
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Tell you what
I'll get you your tickets
If you get me Dorcas Meadowes' number
Deal?
Sirius Black
kingsley
you total ROGUE
but yeah, lemme know how much I owe you
I'll give it to you at club tomorrow
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Cheers
I'll have your tickets then
Hoes of Hepburn Ave.
Sirius Black
oi friends
we're going to christmas ball
i got 8 tickets
alright mum
?
Tickets don't come out until tomorrow?
And I swear they sell out in like 5 mins?
Marlene McKinnon
how did you get tickets?
Sirius Black
i know a guy
property of sirius™
"i know a guy"
Smh
He messaged one of his Gryffindor Club pals
Dorcas Meadowes
Ofc you did
However
I am very much in
Sirius Black
excellent
because it's actually down to dorko that we have tickets
Mary Macdonald
wut.
i tried getting some off benjy
but he's blocked me on all forms of social media fml
Dorcas Meadowes
Black
What the hell did you do?
Sirius Black
there's always got to be a sweetener to any deal
and this time, it happened to be dorcas' phone number
property of sirius™
Sirius!
You can't just hand people's numbers out!
Marlene McKinnon
LOL who is it?!
Dorcas Meadowes
I'm going to murder your lobster in his sleep with a fish slice
Sirius Black
kingsley shacklebolt
he's a PhD student
also Jesus dorcas
what did goose do to you?!
Dorcas Meadowes
Oh.
Nvm Shacklebolt's really hot
Your lobster is safe.
Serious
hey mouse
will you go to the christmas ball with me?
Remouse
You're my boyfriend?
Who else would I be going with?
Serious
no i know
but i wanted to ask you properly :)
Remouse
Well then
I'd love to
Serious
wanna get matching bow ties?
Remouse
um, YES.