Huh? What!? We're still doing this!? I thought this story was dead? And what am I doing in front of a Walmart? Hold on…Is that man smoking on the corner Norman? I approach him and is taken aback by my presence, that he coughs uncontrollably due to the smoke.

Norman: Narrator!? What are you doing here!?

Well I was forced to be here. That must mean I'm supposed to check up on you. He scowls.

Norman: You should know very well, since your fucking prank got me fired.

Of course. It literally happened last chapter ago. Hilarious moment of my eternal existence.

Norman: I'm still a little salty about it, but thank you for doing that.

...Thank you?

Norman: *Grin* Oh yeah. What? You thought I'd be a deadbeat actor living on the street, scraping by whatever penny I find?

That's an oddly specific scenario, but yes.

Norman: Since I've been fired, that meant me and Elise got to date. We fucked like crazy and got 245 kids because of it.

Sweet Ilias. Imagine 245 little Normans. You have my sympathies. He punches my shoulder. Good sir, that was painful.

Norman: You had it coming. Anyways, we decided to be a polyamorous relationship and included Eliyah. Let's be real though, 2 parents taking care of that many children is mathematically impossible and I'm surprised no one game ended themselves.

I doubt anyone would fault you for committing that decision since you're not real and no one cares about you realistically.

Norman: Thanks for boosting my self esteem. *Smile* Which is why we added Jeffrey into the mix. He's surprisingly good with kids. They both had 2 kids. Eliyah has 3 of mine and I think Jeff has 34 out of Elise.

We get it Norman, you're the big cock of the relationship. He raises an eyebrow at my comment.

Norman: We all put in our part. No one is the Alpha of the group. Though the girls and Jeff definitely put in more due to their status and family. I'm a stay at home husband.

Oh. So you got the hardest job in the world?...Actually yes you do. I feel bad for the maids and butlers.

Norman: Actually, they enjoy it. Especially since I take a load out of their bones as I do half of their work. They're just there to support me on the heavy stuff. And I made sure that they get paid what they're worth! Happy employers will take you a long way.

Oh wow. Watch me clap slowly for your menial accomplishments.

Norman: Sure sure. *Looks at his phone* Well, I gotta get going. It was actually nice catching up with ya.

Really? He nods and holds out his hand for me.

Norman: Still living up to your name.

He smiles. I shake his hand out of respect. He walks away. He had a surprisingly fulfilling life. Is this the last chapter. They will live blissfully ignorant that this will be the end. And what of me? I've been nothing more than a mouthpiece for the Writer to spite me as he makes me say these words.

Man you whine too much.

Huh?

Yea, it's the man himself. The Writer.

What kind of Eldritch sorcery is this?

Since this is the last chapter, I want to end it on a good note. Narrator, you will now be dethroned from your position.

Wait? What does me-AAAAAAAAAAAH!...

It means ya ded, binch! Ahajjahajahaja! Just kidding. You will no longer narrate the story and will love among the people.

Narrator: Whatever could you po-Ah! I have my own dialogue!

Yup. Now when all this is over, you can canonically live your life with these characters. You're still self aware of everything though.

Narrator: So no different then. I must try this out. *Runs towards Norman* Norman!

Norman: What's up?

Narrator: As I am now part of your world, I request you take me to your household and witness the chaos you described.

Norman: *Shrugs* Yeah man. Hop in.

He opens the car and they both drive towards his home.

Narrator: So this is what it feels to have the wind blowing at your face.

Norman:...Yeah? You act as if you've never been in a car.

Narrator: Oh no. I mainly teleported anywhere I pleased. Or at the mercy of others.

Norman: I see...It's a good thing you came when you did. The whole crew is throwing a party at the Fateburn Mansion.

Narrator: By that crew, you mean the entire Monster Girl Quest cast?

Norman: Pretty much.

Narrator: So we're going to end the story with a big musical number where we're all happy and cheery about our lives?

Norman: Oh most definitely.

He stops by the mansion and they both go in. The whole crew is there. Luka and Alice notice them.

Luka: Never thought I'd ever see you again, Narrator.

Narrator: Trust me, me neither.

Norman: Sup my nigs? *Kisses Alice's cheeks*

Alice: Great! The Paradox series has been a total hit and the numbers keep growing!

Luka: A shame you couldn't be a part of that experience.

Norman: Ah don't worry about it. I'm enjoying my life as it is and that's what counts. Speaking of…

Eliyah, Elise and Jefferson appear.

Norman: My lovely trio.

Eliyah: Well well. Nice to see an old face.

Elise: *Waves* Hi Narrator.

Jeffrey: Salutations, Sir/Madam Narrator! How fares your day?

The Narrator is surprised by how friendly everyone is towards them.

Narrator: Why is everyone being so nice to me?

Norman: It's called being a decent person. You should try it sometimes.

A spotlight appears under the Narrator.

Narrator: I understand now. This whole story has been a journey for me to realize that the people I really needed were right there beside me.

Norman: Is it?

Narrator: No. It's just a shitty attempt at making a story that derailed itself around Chapter 5. Honestly, I don't know how The Writer kept updating this story but here we are nonetheless. In order to finish off, I have summoned characters from The Writer's current works. All that foreshadowing was for this moment. We got Alternate Paradox Norman from Paradoxical Paradigm.

AP Norman: It brings me peace knowing there's another me living life normally. *Looks at Norman* Now I'm going to have a mental BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN!

Norman: Someone give this guy a hug.

Narrator: Next we'll have the Cold Hunter himself: Brendon Raziel from Wailing Moan of a Hunter.

Raziel: *Points his arrow at everyone* Get the fuck back she-demons! I have the Encyclopedia and I will barely use it!

Narrator: Last but definitely least, he is the Neon Blooded Thespian of Hell! Quemaleon! Actually his real name is Daniel Gomez from Redemption through Sin and Heaven is Unreachable.

Daniel: *Red* Ah shit. Did Lily put something in my drink again? *Rainbow* Cause I'm tripping balls.

Narrator: Now that we have everyone and this story is already fucked as it is, time for the musical number!

Panic! At The Disco-Dancing is not a crime

And so everyone partied until the alcohol in their system was fucked out of their bodies.

The Narrator proceeded to join in the poly relationship, where they had a child that probably will narrate the life of its siblings.

Norman eventually became an extra in a hit movie "Disney-Frozen". He regrets ever being part of it as his kids sings all the songs in unison. Every. Single. Day.

The show that Norman got fired from became a cult classic, despite all the amateurity and mistakes throughout the work. The Director makes bank from it.

I could've abandoned this work, but I felt I didn't want to leave my first work that got me into writing to go unfinished. So thank you all for reading this hot mess and I hope you have a great day.