Kamen Rider CD
Episode Nineteen: Bear and Bird 2018
LAST TIME,… ON KAMEN RIDER CD…
An American otaku, Christian Rice, has begun his destiny, and has become the Hero of Legend, by obtaining the powers of Kamen Rider CD. With my help, the Riders were able to defeat Another Bima. I returned to the Real World to continue my role as Sougo, and the Riders… enter a familiar world...
WORLD OF BANJO-KAZOOIE. SPIRAL MOUNTAIN.
Christian and Baxter looked around Spiral Mountain, with Christian in particular freaking out. "I can't believe it!" he says, "It's Spiral Mountain!"
" Yeah, so?" Baxter says.
Baxter was never that ecstatic about Banjo. He acknowledged that the games were good, but he wasn't as big a fan as Christian was. "You don't understand, Baxter!" Christian explains, "This is where my history of video games started!"
Suddenly, a blue egg flies into the back of Christian's head, smashing into him and covering his head in egg yolk. "Wh-What the hell?!" Christian shouts, and behind them, a voice mutters, "Hah! Got him!"
" Kazooie! That's not nice," another voice says.
The two Riders turn around, and see a bush wiggling around. At that moment, two beings stumble out of the bush: a bear and a bird. The bear is dressed in shorts, with a shark tooth necklace around his neck, and a blue backpack on his back. And the bird is holding a weird looking wrench. Christian was beginning to freak out. He was standing in front of Banjo the Honey Bear and Kazooie the Red-Crested Breegull. "Howdy there, strangers! I'm Banjo!" the bear says, bowing politely to the Riders.
" Oh my god! Banjo and Kazooie!" Christian says, "It's an honor to meet you two!"
Christian walks up to the duo, and he is fanboying like crazy. "It's so great to see you two! Ever since Nuts and Bolts, I've been praying for you guys to get a new game!"
" Oh, so you play our games?" Kazooie asks, glaring at Christian.
" Played them?!" he says, "Tooie was the first game I EVER played!" Christian responds, "You two are what define 3d platformers for me!"
Kazooie turns to Baxter, and asks, "And what about you there?"
Baxter shrugs, saying, "You're alright. I'm more of a Mario fan, to be honest."
MEANWHILE… IN THE GAMES FACTORY OF L.O.G. …
Elsewhere, in the factory owned by the Lord of Games, otherwise known as L.O.G., one person was working: the witch Gruntilda Winkybunion. Ever since losing the battle against Banjo and Kazooie in Nuts and Bolts, the witch has been forced to toil away in L.O.G.'s factory. While she has sworn revenge against the bear and bird, since no game has been released since then, she has been stuck in the factory. She was furious at the Lord of Games for leaving her here, where she was being bossed around by Piddles, the cat she was given as an assistant.
Gruntilda had planned to make her own game, but she never had the time to do so, as Piddles constantly gave her orders. The witch was currently between tasks, grumbling to herself. "Curse that bear and bird I say! They'd be dead if I had my way!" she mutters.
At that moment, a deep voice speaks up. "You'd like to end them, wouldn't you?"
Gruntilda turns around, shocked as right beside her, there is an odd man. He is dressed in a dark blue, British style outfit, with red trim along the outfit. He has a purple cloak around his neck, and he is holding two blank watches. "Wh-Who are you, weird man?! You better answer me while you can!" Grunty asks.
" My name is Trainib, witch," the man says, "And I am a member of the group called Stom Niway. We are a group of renegades who plan to conquer the Omniverse, which includes the Real World. If you listen to my offer, I will help you get revenge on that duo you hate so much."
" Hey! Who are you?!" a voice calls out.
At that moment,Piddles appears, irritated. The cat jumps at the two, but time is stopped for everyone but Gruntilda and Trainib. The witch is shocked. "What happened? Is that you? What's going on? I have no clue!" she says.
" Okay, first up," the man says, "You need to cut back on the rhyming. It's annoying."
The witch sighs, saying, "Yes, alright. Did you do this?"
" Yes," he answers, "We're able to freeze time for others. Now, as I was saying, I will give you these two watches…"
Trainib holds up the blank watches, and adds, "With these, you'll get two monsters who will fight for you. With these, you can defeat the duo with their own abilities. Not only that, when we invade the Real World, you can get revenge on Rare for keeping you locked up here."
Gruntilda stands there, as a devious smile appears on her face. She grabs the watches, and she chuckles. "I like the way you think, odd man! I accept your offer!" she says.
Trainib smiles, and he says, "Great. Let's get to work then."
A portal appears out of nowhere, which surprises Gruntilda. "After you, witch," he says, and she nods in agreement.
Grunty walks through the portal, followed by Trainib. The portal closes, and time returns to normal, causing Piddles to crash into the boxes of games.
BACK AT SPIRAL MOUNTAIN.
Christian was exploring Spiral Mountain with Banjo and Kazooie, a smile on his face. Baxter was following close behind, taking quick glances at the areas. "And there's the entrance to the Isle O'Hags!" Christian calls out.
" We get it, boy," Kazooie groans, "You enjoy our games. We know where everything is."
" Kazooie!" Banjo calls out, "Try and be nice! One of our biggest fans is excited to meet us."
" By the way, why are you guys here?" Kazooie asks, turning to Baxter.
Baxter remembers their mission, and says, "Oh! That's right! We were brought here by the Omniverse to protect y'all!"
Banjo stops, turning to Baxter. The duo is confused by the Rider's words. "Protect us?" Kazooie questions, "What could we possibly need protecting from? Grunty's trapped in L.O.G. 's factory. There's no way she can get out."
" I wouldn't be too sure about that, you pitiful bird!" a voice calls out.
Everyone freezes in place, surprised by the sudden voice. They turn around, and standing there, is Gruntilda, an evil grin on her face. The heroes are shocked by this. "G-Grunty?!" Banjo says, "H-How are you here?!"
" It doesn't matter how I got here," the witch replies, "All that matters now is my revenge!"
" She's not rhyming," Christian points out, "Why is she back to not rhyming…?"
Gruntilda then pulls out the two watches she was given, which shocks the Riders. Kazooie however, laughs at the objects. "Watches?" she says, "What are you gonna do? Tell us the time?"
Kazooie chuckles to herself. Gruntilda laughs herself, though, saying, "Laugh all you want, bird! But this time, I'll be the one with the last laugh…!"
Gruntilda presses the buttons on the watches, and then drops them. They are surrounded in dark energy, and begin to morph.
BANJO! / KAZOOIE!
The watches have transformed into two monsters. One of them is a monstrous bear, with razor sharp claws, and a devilish backpack. The backpack has a mouth on it, filled with teeth. The other is a bird, with sharp wings and a drill beak. These are Kaijin Heroes: Another Banjo and Another Kazooie. The duo are surprised by the monsters, and the Riders are annoyed. "Two Another Heroes?!" Christian says, shocked.
" Another Heroes?" Banjo asks, and Baxter explains, "They're monsters created to kill the heroes of the Omniverse using their own powers!"
" So, it was a Stom Niway member that broke you out!" Christian says.
" Yes, and the man was nice enough to promise me revenge on Rare for my defeat," the witch responds.
Christian and Baxter pull out their Ziku Drivers and their Omniwatches. They activate them, attach them to the belts, and place their belts on their waists.
CD! / BAX!
ZIKU DRIVER!
The two of them pose, and shout, "Henshin!", turning the Drivers, and activating the transformation.
RIDER TIME!
KAMEN RIDER CD! / KAMEN RIDER BAX!
Kamen Riders CD and Bax stand there, and summon their weapons. "We won't let that happen!" CD shouts, as the two charge at the Another Heroes.
Bax fires at Another Kazooie, while CD swings at Another Banjo. Another Kazooie knocks the shots back with its wings, and Another Banjo blocks CD's slash. CD is knocked back, landing next to Banjo and Kazooie. "Are you okay, Christian?!" Banjo asks, and CD responds, "I'm fine. I've dealt with these kinds of monsters before."
CD and Bax pull out the Sonic and Mario Omniwatches, respectively. They activate them, and attach them to their Drivers.
SONIC! / MARIO!
They then turn the Drivers, summoning the armors.
ARMOR TIME!
SONIC SPEED! SO-NIC! / IT'S-A ME! MAR-RIO!
Banjo and Kazooie are surprised by the Riders' armors. "You're using the powers of Sonic and Mario?" Kazooie asks.
" Yeah," Bax responds, "We've already earned their powers."
Bax shoots fireballs from his hands at Another Kazooie, whose wings catch on the fire. The kaijin jumps around, trying to put the fire out. CD, meanwhile, dashes towards Another Banjo, delivering a powerful uppercut, knocking it into the air.
CD then presses the buttons on the Omniwatches, and he turns his driver.
FINISH TIME! SONIC!
SONIC… TIME BUST!
CD jumps into the air, and rams into Another Banjo, delivering a deadly hit. The kaijin sparks, and growls, before exploding. The Banjo Anotherwatch falls to the ground, angering Gruntilda. CD lands on the ground, and turns to the witch. "Okay, Grunty," CD says, "It's time we took you back to L.O.G."
CD, however, is knocked down by Another Kazooie, who is carrying the Banjo Anotherwatch in its mouth. The kaijin lands next to Grunty, and drops the watch into her hand. "Thank you, my wonderful servant!" she says, as she presses the button on the watch, and drops it to the ground.
BANJO!
The watch transforms back into Another Banjo. CD stands up, with Banjo helping him. "Thanks," he mutters, as he removes the Sonic Omniwatch, "We've gotta end this."
Banjo stares at the hero, thinking to himself. "If the monster uses my power," he thinks, "And CD can use other heroes' powers…"
" CD!" Banjo says, and the Rider turns to him, "Take my power!"
CD is amazed by the bear's offer. CD pulls out a blank Omniwatch, and holds it out. Banjo grabs the watch, and focuses on it. Suddenly, the watch glows with a brown aura, and flashes. When the flash ceases, there is a special Omniwatch in Banjo's hand. It has a connection to something like the Zi-O II Ridewatch. The body is colored blue, while the faceplate is brown. It displays Banjo's face, and to the right of it is part of a Jiggy. This is the Banjo Omniwatch. "Here," Banjo says, "Use it!"
CD nods in agreement, and grabs the watch. He then presses the button on it.
BANJO!
CD inserts the watch into his Ziku Driver, and spins the buckle.
ARMOR TIME!
A hologram of Banjo's backpack appears, and opens up. The Banjo Armor appears from it, and attaches to CD. The shoulders are copies of Banjo's backpack, and a pair of claws. His visor is now "BNJ".
GUH-HUH! BANJO!
Grunty stands there, shocked at CD in the Banjo Armor. "What the hell is this?!" she asks, and CD turns to her, saying, "The end of your villainy."
CD charges at Another Banjo, using the Banjo Claw Claws on the kaijin, slashing at the monster. The monster staggers back, and CD jumps at him. He stabs a claw through the kaijin, destroying it instantly. This shocks Gruntilda, and CD turns around, facing her and Another Kazooie. Banjo charges towards the witch, rolling at her. She jumps out of the way, barely dodging the attack. "Another Kazooie! Attack the bird!" she shouts, and the kaijin caws.
It flies at Banjo, trying to grab Kazooie from Banjo's backpack. The duo roll out of the way, and Bax shoots fireballs at Another Kazooie. The kaijin knocks them away, and Bax groans. "Damn it," he says, "How 'bout this, then?"
Bax pulls out the Jotaro Omniwatch, and activates it.
JOTARO!
He replaces the Mario Omniwatch with the Jotaro Omniwatch, and spins the driver.
ARMOR TIME!
ORA ORA ORA! JO-TARO!
Bax is garbed in the Jotaro Armor, and he yells, "Star Platinum The World!"
At that moment, time freezes, and he jumps at Another Kazooie. He then summons Star Platinum, and begins a series of rapid punches. "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!" he yells.
When time resumes, the punches send Another Kazooie to the ground. Kazooie sees this, and is amazed. "I hate to admit it," she thinks to herself, "It seems like Banjo and I can't beat this thing on our own. If the fanboy could take down Banjo's copy with his power…"
Kazooie then turns to Bax, and says, "Hey! Come here!"
Bax is confused, pointing to himself. "Me?" he asks, and Kazooie calls out, "Yes, you! Hurry up!"
Bax runs up to the duo, and he asks, "What is it?"
" Hand me one of those watches," she says, and Bax asks, "An Omniwatch? Why?"
" Don't question me! Just hand me one!"
Kazooie pecks Bax on the head, and he groans in pain. " Alright!" Bax moans, as he pulls out a blank Omniwatch.
Kazooie grabs the watch without waiting, causing Banjo to yell her name. " If I'm right about this," she thinks.
She focuses into the watch, and soon, it flashes with red energy. It is now another special Omniwatch, similar to the Banjo Omniwatch. It's body is red, and the faceplate is yellow, with Kazooie's face on it. On the left, it has a piece of a Jiggy. This is the Kazooie Omniwatch. "Hey, fanboy!" she calls out, catching CD's attention.
She throws him the watch, surprising him. "Use it! Take down that crappy imposter!" she says, and CD nods. He presses the button on the watch.
KAZOOIE!
He replaces the Banjo watch with the Kazooie one, and spins the Ziku Driver.
ARMOR TIME!
A holographic egg appears, and it hatches the Kazooie Armor, which attaches to CD.
BREE! KAZOOIE!
CD stands there, with the Feather Shoulder pads, a red one on his right shoulder and a gold one on his left. His hands are covered in beak cannons, called the Kazooie Beak Beaks. His visor now spells out "KZI". He spreads his arms out, causing wings to appear. He jumps into the air, and flies at Another Kazooie, catching the kaijin off guard. He grabs the monster, and throws it into the mountains, which angers Gruntilda. CD then presses the buttons on the watches.
FINISH TIME! KAZOOIE!
He spins the Driver, and spins around through the air.
FEATHER… TIME BUST!
CD is surrounded in razor sharp feathers of red and gold, and dives at Another Kazooie, before destroying the monster with an explosion. "NO!" Gruntilda cries out, "You've destroyed both of my beautiful minions!"
" Too bad for you, Grunty," Banjo says.
The witch turns, and growls at the sight of Bax, Banjo, and Kazooie, with CD landing beside them. "No! I can't go back to that factory! I WON'T!" she growls.
At that moment, time freezes, which shocks the witch. "What the-?!" she cries out, only for Trainib to appear beside her.
She jumps in fright, only to calm down when she sees it's her benefactor. "Oh, it's only you…," she says.
" Yes," he answers, "And I can see that they failed."
" Yes! They failed!" she cries out, "What are you gonna do to help me?!"
He holds up his hand in front of the witch's face, and he says, "Come with me. I'll revive them… and make them stronger than before."
He holds it to her for a handshake. She stares at him, and groans. "Fine…!" she says, accepting his hand.
Trainib waves his hand, and a portal appears. The two walk through it, leaving the heroes behind. The portal closes, and time resumes as normal. The heroes look around, confused. "What the-?!" Kazooie calls out, "Where is Grunty?!"
" I don't know, Kazooie," Banjo replies, "It's like she's just vanished…!"
Bax turns to CD, and asks, "CD, do you think…?"
" Stom Niway," CD answers.
The bear and bird turn to the two. "Stom Niway?" Kazooie asks, "What's that?"
The Riders return to normal, and Christian says, "We should explain…"
MEANWHILE, IN THE ISLE O'HAGS…
Inside an abandoned building, Gruntilda is standing beside Trainib, looking annoyed. "Are you done yet?!" she asks, "If we don't hurry, the duo will find us!"
" Patience, my dear Gruntilda," Trainib replies, "I was just finishing up the installation of the cauldron."
There, next to Trainib, is an odd looking pot. Gruntilda eyes the thing, excited. "So, with this cauldron, I can fuse the watches together?" she asks, rubbing her hands evilly.
" Yes, and with the combined Another Hero, the bear and bird stand no chance…"
NEXT TIME… ON KAMEN RIDER CD!
Banjo: So, this Stom Niway are responsible for everything…?
Trainib: Hello there, Hero of Legend.
CD: Why are you doing this?!
Gruntilda: Behold! Another Tooie!
CD: Time to show you the power of teamwork!
NEXT EPISODE: "KAZOOIE-TOOIE-THREEIE 2000"
ALSO…
?: Welcome to Rumor Isle!
The prophet of the King of Time…
Christian: Woz?!
?: Oh, I'm not Woz… Not technically
Powers that never existed…
Kamen Rider ?: I will end you, and become a reality!
CD: Not if I have anything to say about it!
So Okuno: It's you…! The original…!
KAMEN RIDER CD THE MOVIE
LOST LEGENDS
COMING SOON
Hello, everyone! The first part of the Banjo-Kazooie tribute is complete! Since Banjo-Tooie was my first game, this is where I will debut CD's upgrade form! You'll see it next time, and I have begun writing the first CD movie special!
Until next time, see ya!