Hey, sorry this is late.

TunderNad24: Me? Cliffhangers? I would never! *laughs nervously*

Guest: YES I DID! I MADE DRACO NICE! Also if anyone tells me Luke wasn't a hero...oh, look! A swiss army knife! I wonder what that's doing there...

Ferocia: My updates are all over the place...*ignores comment about Leo*

PlipplopPlipplop: Six words. YOUR STORY IS BETTER THEN MINE!

The Chapter in which we see nothing happen. Only talking. Yup

Magnus's POV

"Magnus?" Jason asked.

"Huh?" Magnus asked. "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Did you ask me something?"

"Yeah," Jason said. "Annabeth barely told us anything about you guys, she just said that you were Norse demigods and that you were...um...dead so I wanted to know more about you and your friends." The demigods, magicians, and einherji had moved back into the Gryffindor common room for the time being and with most of the Gryffindors who hadn't left the school either sleeping in the common room for protection or fast asleep, Magnus and Jason could talk about demigod-ish stuff without being overheard.

"Well," Magnus started. "I'm a son of Frey, the god of sunshine, peace, healing, and other outdoorsy stuff like that. I died trying to prevent Surt the fire demon from getting the Sword of Summer-I'll introduce you later-and I smushed Loki into a pancake using my love for my friends and a walnut shell a little while ago."

"I have a lot of questions…" Jason said with wide eyes. "But I'm not going to ask them because my brain might explode."

"Thomas Jefferson Jr. also know as T.J. is one of my best friends and one of my hallmates on Floor 19. He died in the Civil War and is one of the bravest people I know," Magnus continued. "Blitzen, or Blitz, is a dwarf and a son of the goddess Freya, twin of Frey and goddess of..cats? Anyway, he protected me when I was homeless and he specializes in Expando-Ducks. Hearth is an elf who is deaf but he uses sign language and runes to communicate. He is Blitzen's best friend and studied with Odin himself. His dad was a dragon but we then we killed him and I accidentally ate his heart and can now understand birds. Simirah aka. Sam is the Valkyrie who brought me to Valhalla and she once killed fear with an ax. She can fly and ride magic horses and she is a daughter of Loki so she can shapeshift. Mallory and Halfborn, two of my other hallmates from Valhalla, wanted to be here but they decided to stay at Valhalla and bring honor to Floor 19 while we were gone. And lastly, Alex. Alex is a child of Loki and can also shapeshift. I...have no idea what else to say about Alex. You can't describe Alex. You just can't."

"Lotta information," Jason muttered.

Magnus laughed. "Sorry," He said.

"Did you say...you ate your friend's dad's heart?" Jason asked.

"It's a long story," Magnus said.

"Got it…" Jason said. "I don't know how this surprises me...I've gotten Browny recipes from an underwater camp...defeated a sea goddess by offering her action figures...seen my friend get out of Chinees Handcuffs by turning into an Iguana...yet I'm surprised that Norse gods exist."

"Well, let's agree that we both have weird lives," Magnus said. "Now enough said, I have to introduce you to Jack."

Magnus pulled Jack out of pendant form and turned to Jason.

"Just warning you, Jack can be a handful at times," Magnus said.

A handful is an understatement, Magnus thought.

"Hey señor," Jack said. "Wow, where are we? Are we in a movie?"

Jason almost screamed. "It can talk…" He said.

"It can also hear you, and it has a name," Jack said. "So señor, you gonna introduce me to your friend?"

"I did warn you…" Magnus muttered. He cleared his throat. "Anyway, Jack, Jason. Jason, Jack."

"Um...hey man," Jason said.

"'Sup," Jack said. "Now seriously señor, where are we?"

Was it short? Yes. Was it late? Yes. Did it have no real purpose in the story other than to have one of the Greek/Roman demigods get to know the Norse demigods? Yes. Am I writing this while watching The X Factor 2011? Yes.

Headcanon of the Chapter:

Chiron: Where's Percy?

Jason: Doing stuff.

Chiron: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Annabeth?

Jason: Trying to stop Percy from doing the stuff.

Chiron: And Grover?

Jason: Trying to stop Annabeth from stopping Percy from doing the stuff.

Chiron: I see. And what are you doing here Jason?

Jason: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Grover from stopping Annabeth from stopping Percy from doing the stuff.