He's Giving Her All He's Got
Plot Bunny
Scotting Around The Universe
"I'M GIVIN IT ALL SHE'S GOT CAP'N BUT SHE'S TOO DAMNED SMALL!"
"Scotty, you're the best damn engineer I've ever met and I mean this in the nicest way possible... but I do not need, nor want, to hear about your sex life."
"...I'm talkin abou' the ship, Cap'n! The ship!"
"And I am reiterating my statement. Keep it in Engineering and don't let it affect your job."
Silence reigns for several seconds.
"Either of your jobs."
"...Aye, Cap'n."
The bridge is silent for several more seconds, and then another voice comes through the comms. A woman.
"Understood Captain, I won't let you down."
Kirk just groans and plants his hands on his face.
"The crazy bastard actually did it," McCoy comments.
"Not a word more, Bones. Not. A. Word."
