Hawaiian Punch

Chris: Previously on total drama world tour. The final 3 took off like bats out of Drumheller. Because Alejandro and Heather were so busy trying to take each other down they ended easily gave Duncan a spot in the finale. Alejandro may have won the swordfish fight but lost his chance to be in the final 2 thanks to a kiss from Heather. Who will go home with a million dollars? Heather, or Duncan? It's finale time right here on Total Drama World Tour!

(Intro)

Chris: Welcome to the live finale of total drama world tour. Moments ago we saw Duncan and Heather beat Alejandro for a spot in the final 2. During the break we sent them to vent in confessional. Check it out.

(Confessional) Heather: It's about time I made the finale. Kissing Alejandro to make loses was totally worth it. Although Duncan isn't really someone I would choose to be in the finale with. But I have a great chance of beating him.

(Confessional) Duncan: Last 2 seasons I ended up eliminated when I was so close to reaching the finale. But this time I'm actually in the final 2. The only thing standing in my way is Heather. I'm actually hoping that the peanut gallery will decide who wins since a lot of them hate Heather more than me.

Chris: Prepare Yo have your minds blown out by the most lethal challenge in total drama history, Duncan vs Heather vs the volcano! Back in the day human sacrifices were tossed to Kilauea volcano to appease the gods. Sadly, the lawyers won't let me use real people as sacrifices. So Duncan and Heather will have to make sacrifice stand-ins using the islands most abundant resources, pineapples and driftwood. And to make it nice and symbolic you guys have to make dummies of each other to dump in the volcano. Now you each get to pick 2 helpers.

Duncan: I choose Gwen and Bridgette. I guess.

Heather: And I choose Noah and Cody.

Chris: Okay, we have our helpers. Duncan and Heather you have to stay on your mats and direct your helpers to bring you logs, driftwood and pineapples that resemble parts of your opponent. And to make things a little more rimy.

(Bell dings)

Duncan: My ladies, please head straight, that's it, you're doing great! Search through that wood, tout de suite, find me some giant feet!

Heather: Cone on guys, move it fast! Quick, quick, I won't be last! Grab logs to match his frame, all overbuilt and lame!

Duncan and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) But you just fake it! (Oh!)

Gwen: Is this thigh fat enough?

Duncan: Uh-huh.

Heather: Hey!

Cody: Gosh, is this neck big enough? Bam!

Noah: Now it's evil versus wicked, Heather's cool but Duncan is sick and all this aggro for the cheddar, she'll put Duncan here through the shredder!

Duncan: That's it now, hurry back, I need arms weak and slack, her butt is scrawny and flat, and she ain't all that!

Heather: Get me 2 knobby knees, and arms like logs of cheese! Bring me a big fat head, move quicker or you're dead!

Duncan and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) But you just fake it! (Oh!)

Bridgette: Arms so right, it's ill! Worth one-fifth of the mill!

Duncan: I'll pay you back somehow! Pineapple-head mr now!

Duncan and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) But you just fake it! (Oh!) I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!) You'll never hit it (No!) You should trash it (Yeah!)

Duncan: Cause I just did it!

Chris: And Duncan takes the lead. Next step take your sacrifice to the top of Kilauea and toss her into the volcano. To help you get those dummies to the top of the volcano you can use the rewards your teams earned on your behalf in the aftermath lava surfing challenge. Alejandro won a stroller, to bad he's out. But Duncan gets a wheelbarrow and Heather gets diddly-squat.

Heather: Ugh!

Chris: Duncan for winning first challenge you get a 20 second head start. So, get going.

Duncan: Enjoy losing Heather. (Puts his dummy in the wheelbarrow and runs up the volcano)

Heather: Wait, if Alejandro's out then should get his prize.

Chris: Sure why not. (Heather puts her dummy on the stroller bury then it breaks) Oh yeah, that's why not. (Laughs)

Duncan: I'm in the lead, I can almost taste the million. (But then the wheel on his wheelbarrow breaks and comes off, causing his dummy to fall out of the barrow and slide down back to the bottom) You've got to be kidding me?! (Runs back down the hill to get his dummy and passes Heather who now has the lead)

Heather: (Laughs) So much for that 20 second head start. (Then reaches a river of lava) What the?!

Chris: (Chuckles) Yahoo! Over here. (To Chef) Check out the look on her face?

(Duncan arrives with his dummy)

Duncan: (Sees the lava river) No way!

Chris: The only way to the top of the volcano is past this river of lava. All you have to do is hop across these stepping stones easy peasy hot and cheesy. But we rigged a few booby traps- that's right—

Duncan and Heather: Make things more interesting!

Chris: Chef, a booby demo if you please.

(Chef releases a booby trap and it hits one of the steppingstones and falls into the lava river)

Chris: Yeah, you really don't wanna get hit by those. Your helpers can either keep them secured or send them falling it's your call, and go!

(Heather hops across with Duncan following behind)

Heather: Chop away guys!

Duncan: Stop them!

Noah: Out of our way.

Gwen: (Kicks Noah in the kiwis) Not gonna happen.

Duncan: Quick hit her with a booby trap!

(Bridgette cuts a rope, intending to throw a trap onto Heather, but instead, it drops a cage on Duncan which allows Heather to continue taking the lead)

Bridgette: Sorry.

Heather: So long loser. (Runs off)

Duncan: I'll get for this Heather!

Gwen: Come on Duncan, don't let Heather win.

Bridgette: Don't give up almost everyone wants you to win.

(Duncan then manages to escapes the cage and continues the race)

(At the top of the volcano Chris, Chef and the eliminated contestants)

Chris: Here they come!

(Heather was the first to reach the top)

Chris: Looking for this? (Shows her the million dollar case)

Heather: Yes, the million will soon be mine! (She was about the throw her dummy into the volcano but then Duncan shouted)

Duncan: I don't think so! (Javelin throws his dummy sending it flying and down into the volcano) Yes!

Heather: No!

Chris: Duncan is the winner of Total Drama World Tour!

(All contestants expect Heather and Alejandro cheered for Duncan)

Duncan: (Takes the case from Chris and kisses it 3 times)

(3 local Hawaiians show up)

Hawaiian local: You didn't throw any pineapples in the volcano did you?

Second Hawaiian local: There are signs everywhere.

(The peanut gallery moves out way showing the signs)

Chris: Oh yeah, they really ruining the shot so we put the human wall there.

Third Hawaiian local: Don't you know what happens when pineapples meet lava?

(The volcano rumbles)

Chris: Uh oh.

(Then feral Ezekiel appears out of nowhere and attacks Duncan for the case, and they begin fighting over it)

Duncan: Get off my money you gross garbage pile! (Ezekiel manages to snatch it from him, only to fall into the volcano with it) My money! Are you kidding me?!

Chris: Whoa oh, didn't see that one coming. Anyhoo, run!!!

(Everyone runs from the erupting volcano and into the ocean except Chris and Chef who were on a boat)

Chris: See you next season I guess. And maybe with a whole new cast because let's face it, these guys are probably gonna melt. Until next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this has been total drama- (Before he could finish Ezekiel is suddenly shot out of the volcano and crashes right into Chris and Chef's boat, sinking it)

(All of the contestants laugh, but then swim away when flaming rocks start bombarding them)

18th Ezekiel

17th Leshawna

16th Lindsay

15th Geoff

14th Bridgette

13th Izzy

12th DJ

11th Noah

10th Tyler

9th Sierra

Merge

8th Cody

7th Gwen

6th Courtney

5th Owen

4th Eva

3rd Alejandro

2nd Heather

1st Duncan