Kei-Kei Yuki: Hey, guys~! I'm back! Ready for a new chapter? Also, I will be doing my own personal spin on the whole Chunin Arc/Boruto Movie, concerning the Uchiha family!

Pairings: Naruko x Sasuke, Fem!Iruka x Kakashi, Sakura x Lee, Hinata x Kiba, and the rest are canon.

Beta: Ana-DaughterofHades


Interruption

Tonight was the night that Sasuke would hear his cute wife moaning and whining underneath him, surrendering herself to each and every one of his kisses and touches. The night he would once again be thrusting himself inside of her and see those sparkling blue eyes roll to the far back of her head. To feel the heat of her body, clinging tightly onto him as he brought them both to completion. Sasuke already had Naruko trapped underneath him, seeing those blue eyes leering at his naked upper body.

Once upon a time, Sasuke would never have seen himself as the one who makes the first move when it came to their sex life. For so long, he had been chasing after vengeance that the art of sexual desire never really sprung on him. So when he and Naruko finally got together and it came to their first night, the proud Uchiha was shy and embarrassingly didn't know what to do. Luckily, Naruko picked up on this and, instead of ridiculing him, taught him everything he needed to know when it came to the pleasure of sex.

So after years of being together and having four kids, Sasuke secretly considered himself a master though Naruko liked to call him a kinky bastard. So one could imagine Sasuke's frustration when he was just about to worship his wife's small yet curvaceous body with kisses, hands ready to remove those orange shorts she was wearing, when a clap of thunder made the house shake and, seconds later, stomping pairs of feet ran down the hall.

Naruko quickly pushed him off of her, and Sauke landed clumsily on the ground right when their bedroom door swung open. "Mama! Papa!" screamed their twin daughters, followed by their youngest son. Ignoring their papa who was sprawled on the ground, they instead climbed in bed to cuddle against their mother.

Instantly, Naruko was no longer in wife mode but was in protective mother mode. Not caring for her pouting husband, a spike of envy clouded the Uchiha eyes when he saw Daisuke cuddle his head against his mother's bosom. No matter how many times Sasuke tried to talk Naruko into putting a stop to spoiling their youngest, who was momma's boy, by the way, his words fell upon deaf ears.

Naruko somehow always redirected the accusation to how Sasuke spoiled the twins, but that was different, because the twins were angels, while sons... were snot-nosed little devils. Daisuke sat in Naruko's lap while the girls sat on either side next to their mother as she wrapped her arms around them. It seemed the loud clap of thunder from earlier had frightened them as they came rushing into their parent's room in a hurry, each clutching a stuffed animal in their arms.

Satsuki carrying a white owl, Daisuke a frog plushie, and Hinako, well even though it looked like a plushie, it was just a sleeping Kurama. Now that Sasuke did a head count, one child was missing. "Ah, so this is where everyone ran off too." Strolling into the room last, looking utterly calmed, was their eldest Ryutsuki. Only to stop and send a look towards their shirtless father; an evil glint entered those cerulean blue eyes as he innocently smiled and said,

"Tou-san, just what were you planning on doing to our beloved kaa-chan?" This question sent the parents into a flustering mess as Naruko stuttered and tried to come up with an excuse.

"N-Nothing! Papa j-justed wanted t-to show m-mama something!" said a red-faced Naruko to which Kurama scoffed and kept his eyes closed, able to sense the sexual pheromones the Uchiha couple were emitting, along with a particular Uchiha frustration of being cock-blocked by his kits.

"Oh, and what exactly did tou-san want to show kaa-chan?" innocently asked Ryustuki. This question got Kurama to crack his eyes open and pointed them at his kit, who looked as if she was about to die of embarrassment while Sasuke on the other hand growled at their eldest. He knew Ryustuki was doing this on purpose. This sadist little devil found joy in seeing his parents embarrassed.

"Okay, how about mama tells you a story?" While Naruko tried to distract their kids, Sasuke grumpily walked to their closet and pulled out a shirt to cover himself with before making his way back to their crowded bed, which was now filled with all their children. Sasuke had to squeeze himself into a spot, and just as he got comfortable, he froze when Hinako requested,

"I want to hear about Mama and Papa's first kiss!"

Ah, please leave it to Hinako to ask the difficult questions. Once again, the air between Sasuke and Naruko turned awkward, while Hinako vocalized her thoughts of how romantic her parents' first kiss must've been. "Was Papa cool and romantic when you two first kissed, Mama? You know like Ren-kun when he kissed Haruka-chan?" gushed the chibi blonde. Seeing those big starry blue eyes looking up at them in anticipation, neither knew how to break Hinako's sweet little fantasy. Since it was neither romantic nor sweet, it was purely by accident.

"Your parents' first kiss happened when your mother was running her mouth off at your father. When out of nowhere, someone from behind pushed her into your father. Plain and Simple. Now the kiss that happened when your foolish parents finally realized their feelings was quite romantic," Kurama casually answered Hinako, who at first seemed disappointed until she heard that last sentence.

"Really?!"

"Yep! It even took place on the moon-!" Before Kurama could finish saying anymore, Naruko covered his mouth with her hand. "Alright, everyone, let's go to sleep!" Naruko pushed everyone flat down on the bed, anxious for everyone to fall asleep and not ask such embarrassing questions! Obeying their mother's order, Naruko thought her kids were about to fall asleep until Hinako opened her mouth and said,

"Hina-chan wishes to have her first kiss with Ren-kun!"

'Ah, shit,' thought Naruko, sensing a certain Uchiha rising from the other end of the bed like a ghost, the Sharingan glaring in his right eye. "Say what?" Sasuke looked as if he was ready to kill someone, and that person just happened to be a popular actor from Kurama's favorite daytime drama.

'Yep, gotta stop letting Hinako watch all those romantic dramas with Kurama.' Naruko spent the rest of her night calming down her furious husband, who in the middle of the night wanted to go hunt down this Ren person who caused his sweet Hinako to fall under the sick spell of infatuation. Ah, Naruko just wanted to go to sleep. Why did her family have to be so troublesome?

End of Interruption!


A/N: Guys, why must there be so much hate in the Naruto ships? I mean, I don't agree with SasuSaku, but people have to stop degrading the girl! Personally, I believed Sakura deserved better and that if she was going to end up with Sasuke. He should've worked for it, but hey, the girl is weak when it comes to him.

The same goes for Naruto as Sasuke will always be their biggest weakness. They can't help but easily forgive him, cause he means the world to them! Honestly, in a weird way, Sakura is a small form of Naruto and Hinata is a small form of Sasuke. Yes, I disagree with the canon pairings, but can we all stop hating each other? Why can't the fans of SasuNaru, SasuSaku, NaruHina-Hell, even NaruSaku! Joins hands together instead of constantly attacking each other?