*Flashback*
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action... When Jared's heart was broken after Izzy's elimination, it unleashed a determination like no other! Jared stopped dreaming of winning when he and Marshal were snatched and stuffed into safes. The Gaffers managed to free Jared with a little help from others sources. Still mad at Marshal, Kelly forced Andrew to let Marshal rot in his cell. Quite possibly forever! Tough girl Sam got the fright of her life when she was faced with none other than... Nova, who, thanks to her pitbulls... I mean, Parents... is back in the running. The Grips lost, and due to a small technicality, Kelly took the Lamousine to the nearest drug dealer. With only eight contestants left, maybe one of them will stand a chance on another awe-inspiring episode of Total. Drama. Action!
*Flashback ends*
*Opening Intro*
Two spotlights appear, one from one direction and one from another. One camera appears from sewers with mice on it and second camera emerges from tree finishing with clapboard clamping down.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera then rushes through the film set, miss Chris in his vehicle, then pass several props until it hits the clothes rack scattering clothes around.
You guys are on my mind
After that it flies over the fake cliff, leans down and drops from sky landing in a tiny swimming pool.
You ask me what I wanted to be
Inside the water Samantha is brawling with the shark
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Camera leaves water and we see Doug sleeping on the surfboard with seagulls flying into his direction until one hits him and send him down in the water.
I wanna be famous
Camera then reveal that it was Marshal who was shooting seagulls at him. Next to him stands Nova who looks annoyed that Marshal doesn't give her any attention. Camera pass them and leave the recording studio.
I wanna live close to the Sun
We see Brooke who is sunbathing with two plushies that looks like Cody and Gwen from season 1. She then starts smirking.
Pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Camera then moves to the makeup confessional where Taylor is preparing for a party until one hand from left side spray deodorant in her eye.
Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Camera moves to the place where Andrew is fighting with Jeremiah on two big stilts. Then Andrew throws Jeremiah down.
'Cause I wanna be famous
We move to the police movie set where Chef dressed up as cop chase after Kelly. And then we see Jared who is juggling balls in studio but when he see the camera he drops balls and accidentally he click on the button which cause explosion outside.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Outside Izzy is waving to the camera and when bear next to her starts growling she growl back and start chasing terrified bear.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
They pass the Lame-o-sine in which are sitting Cordelia and Kirsten. Cordelia then open the door which leads us to the Gilded Chris Award Ceremony where Chris is in his blue suit and Chef is in his beautiful pink dress.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Camera then show the view in the aftermath studio where Samuel and Nathan are sitting on the main couch and are trying to kiss each other but stop as soon as they discover camera is looking at them. Camera moves away showing other characters when on the screen above appear the Total Drama Action logo.
*Intro ends*
*Boys trailer*
The camera shows Andrew still lying in his bed, Nathan and Jared standing next to Jared's bed and talking with each other and Marshal who standing in front of the mirror and is combing his little Nazi mustache.
-It's good that Kelly is gone.- Marshal commented as he was combing his mustache.- I never thought I said that but Nova was useful in something.- Marshal added and chuckled a little.
-Oh don't say that.- Nathan replied to him.- I know you're not that friendly with either Kelly or Nova but they don't deserve so much hate.
-Trust me they did. Kelly, after all, didn't have anything more to offer to this show except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.- Marshal sarcastically said and put away his comb and then turns towards other boys.
-Marshal's right.- Andrew suddenly said.- I don't want to be mean or something but what Kelly did was just wrong. I'm happy that she's gone.
-Yeah, but now you're stuck with Nova again.- Jared commented.- And it can be even worse.- Jared added while looking at the floor while Marshal sighed from anger at his comment.
-Yeah, it's just so annoying. Why bringing her back?! They could bring someone else like Taylor or Cordelia, duh, even Kirsten would be better option!- Marshal replied to other boys while looking quite angry and then he turned to Andrew.- If we lose this time, again, vote me off. I swear, I won't come back.- Marshal sarcastically commented the whole situation.
-I noted a slight sarcasm in your voice.- Andrew replied to him.- But don't worry, I don't plan to vote you off. For now.- Andrew commented.
*Girls trailer*
The camera shows both Sam and Brooke sitting on the opposite sides of the trailer. Sam sitting on her bed on the right side and Brooke sitting on her bed on the left side. Both of them are glaring at each other when suddenly Nova entered the trailer and all the glares stopped at her.
-Hey girls!- Nova said as she waved to both other girls while Brooke just continue to write something in her notebook while Sam just lie on her bed.- Isn't anyone happy that I'm back?!
-Oh yeah, we're so thrilled because of that.- Sam commented as she rolled her eyes.
-Oh, look Sam, I think we're agreeing at something.- Brooke commented and send a smile towards Sam.
-Yeah, I know, It must be a real miracle.- Sam commented which caused Nova to look slight mad.
-Could you stop? We're adults, we should stop acting like some jealous children.- Nova said to both girls.
-Last time I checked it was you acting like total baby when we eliminate you.- Sam replied to her with a grin on her face which caused Nova to look even angrier.
-Okay. You know what. I'm not gonna argue with you. I'm going for a walk.- Nova replied and then left the trailer. Then Brooke stand up and approached Sam.
-You told her, girl!- Brooke said to Sam and then send a high-five to her.- So what about a little truce?- Brooke asked Sam.
-Okay. I guess that I'm sorry for being mad at you for trying to eliminate Sammy.- Sam replied to her.
-And I'm sorry for voting for your brother.- Brooke replied to Sam and then both girls shook their hands.
*Confessional-Brooke*
-Am I the only person that noticed that when two people can't stand someone then those two people nearly always get along. That's basically the relationship between me and Sam. We both can't stand the return of Nova so we found a common ground for our friendship. Isn't it great?
*Confessional ends*
*Boys trailer*
The camera shows all boys except Sammy. They all are currently near Jared's bed and are talking to each other.
-I mean, yeah Nova acts sometime like insufferable know-it-all but we should give her a chance in my eyes.- Nathan told other boys.
-But what if she doesn't change at all?- Andrew asked him.
-Then we're gonna eliminate her. Easy? Easy!- Marshal interrupted them.
-I second that. Since she was already eliminated she had the opportunity to watch previous episodes and discover our flaws and secrets. Not that I have one of those.- Jared stated and laughed while looking quite defensive.
-You're pretty right Jared.- Marshal replied to him.- After all it would be really bad if someone discovered other person's big secret.- Marshal told to him while Jared gulped.
-I guess you're all right.- Nathan sighed.- Hey! Did any of you see Sammy today by any chance? He sort of disappear after I came back from the bathroom earlier.- Nathan asked other boys, looking quite concerned by the lack of his boyfriend around.
-Actually, when you pointed this out, no, I haven't seen him since yesterday evening.- Andrew replied to concerned boy. Suddenly the doors of boys trailer opened and a wet Sammy entered the trailer, probably after a shower, without any clothes a.k.a. being literally naked which caused all the boys, except for Nathan who was blushing uncontrollable, were disgusted by this situation.
-Dude! That is gross! What did I said about parading naked around this place?!- Marshal yelled at the boy.
-Did not do that at any time?- Sammy asked not really knowing what he did wrong.
-Yes!- Marshal yelled at him.
-Just please, wear something.- Jared quietly added.
-I can't.- Sammy calmly replied.- All of my clothes are in need of using the washing machine but since we don't have one I need to wash them with those hands.- Sammy replied to them as he show them his hands.- What do you think I was doing the whole morning?
-Okay, but why don't you have anything on yourself?- Andrew asked Sammy while holding his head with his right hand.
-Well they are all wet and I'm not going to wear wet clothes so I decided to go all natural today.- Sammy happily explained to other boys.
-For crying out loud! Somebody give him some clothes or else you'll be the one responsible for what I'm gonna do to him.- Marshal ordered the other boys. Nathan then sighed and said:
-Okay Sammy, come with me. I have some back-up clothes that should be good for you. Not that I'm complaining about your current attire.- Nathan said to his boyfriend and the blushed even more. Suddenly a very loud sound of a tribal horn was heard in the distance.
-What was that?!- Andrew asked others while they just shrugged.
*Prehistoric movie set*
The camera shows Chris wearing a yellow loincloth with black spots on it and standing next to the gigantic tribal horn and hugging into it while laughing.
-Man! I love my job!- Chris explained and then he inhaled lots of air and start blowing it into the horn which caused the loud primal sound to come out.
After the moment nearly all the contestants except for Nathan and Sammy were present in front of Chris. The Killer Grips to his left side and the Screaming Gaffers to his right side. After the moment Nathan arrived with Sammy who was now wearing the exact copies of Nathan's clothes. It is: fluorescent orange tank top that he wears under an open baby blue dress shirt, light khaki shorts and dark brown sandals.
-Why are you wearing Nate's clothes?- Sam asked her brother, looking slightly surprised.
-It's a long story.- Sammy replied and then noticed that Chris is wearing a loincloth.-Talk about his fashion faux pas.- Sammy added and pointed towards Chris.
-Is that boy wearing a loincloth?- Brooke asked, looking quite surprised.
-Like it?- Chris asked the contestants as he pointed at his costume which caused Marshal to burst out laughing.
-Oh. It hurts. Like, really much.- Marshal laughed and then Chris interrupted him by saying:
-You think that hurts? Wait 'ti you hear today's challenges. Now, let's get started.- Chris announced while Nova cleared her throat like she was waiting for something to happen.- As soon as I take care of a few formalities. Thanks to Nova's parents ''donation'', she'll be playing by a different set of rules.- Chris announced to the other contestants while looking quite annoyed by the whole situation.
-But I thought that there are no rules.- Andrew explained while holding his chin.
-There are when you have a wealthy parents.- Nova replied and then gestured to Chris so he would continue to tell them about the rules.
-Chef, let's get this over with.- Chris said and then Chef approached him and handed him a book. Chris then opened it and starts reading aloud.- Ahem! Rule one. Not withstanding the contestants are not permitted to contact with the outside world, the contestants hereafter referred to as "Nova" may retain a personal digital assistant. A.K.A. her own private smartphone.- Chris read very quickly.
-Hey! That is so not fair! I'm the one with a girlfriend outside the show!- Brooke yelled to Chris while looking really angry.
-Care to take that up with our legal department, Brooke? Huh?- Chris said as the camera shows Chef in the judge attire smashing the whole table with a hit of a hammer which caused Brooke to gasp.- Didn't think so. Rule two. Whereas contestants shall continue to receive allocated meals provided by Chef Hatchet, Nova shall be entitled to a gourmet dining experience with parties consisting of producers and myself as applicable. I hope you like lobster.- Chris explained with a grin on his face.
-No way!- Sam yelled in anger.
-That is so not fair!- Brooke added after the second.
-Let's see your parents get you out of this one.- Chris said to Nova while she just shrugged.
-Oh, come on! I'm still forced to live with other girls in the girls trailer!- Nova explained but was quickly stopped by Chris.
-Where she will have a pure goose down pillow, extra lofty comforter, and seven hundred thread count sheets. Oh. And her own. Private. Bathroom.- Chris explained slowly while the last rule really angered nearly the whole cast. Even those that are rather friendly to everyone, like Sammy, were quite mad at this inequality.- Those are the new rules. Let's call them Nova's rules. In honor of Nova, who gets special treatment. And an unfair advantage.- Chris announced with a grin on his face.
-That's really honorable. Nova.- Andrew said to her while sounding slight sarcastic.
-Oh, come on Andrew! She just did what she had to.- Marshal commented.- We need to give her a chance so she could show us her incredible leadership skill.- Marshal said to the other boy.
-Like she had one of those.- Andrew sarcastically replied and then frowned.
-She definitely had one. Don't you remember how with her help we almost won last time or like she helped us win on the 5th episode with her great lasso skills.- Marshal explained to Andrew.
-Sha-please! She sucked at that! I know what I'm talking about because I'm a master at lasso throwing.- Andrew replied while sounding quite cocky. After that the camera turns to Nova who, by her face, didn't know what is happening right now.
-Okay. Jesus Christ! I don't know what is going on here!- Nova explained while looking at both boys from her team.
*Confessional-Nova*
-It's weird. It's almost like some sort of machine swapped Andrew's sweet personality with Mars**t rotten one. What is going on with this show?!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Marshal and Andrew*
The camera shows both boys sitting on the chairs in the confessional. Marshal on the left and Andrew on the right.
-Did you saw her face?!- Marshal asked while laughing really loudly.
-Yeah! It was so hilarious!- Andrew replied to him.
-So long story short.- Marshal started.- Since both of us wants to get rid of Nova we decided to mess with her mind first! Ha!- Marshal explained and laughed even more.
-When we will be around her I will act like Marshal would while Marshal will act like I would act.- Andrew explained even further.
-It will piss her off so much and then BUM! We eliminate her.- Marshal said as he punched the table.
-It will be so funny.- Andrew commented and the high-fived Marshal.
*Confessional ends*
-I love this show of infinite surprises.- Chris commented happily.- I think today's challenges will help bring out your more... primal instincts. Today's genre? The period movie!- Chris announced to the contestants.
-Ooh! I love period movies! All the pretty petticoats with dresses and puff sleeves!- Sammy said with a giggle.- They're really know how to dress fashionable in the 18th and 19th centuries.- Sammy commented.
-Do I need to wear dress?- Sam asked, looking quite frightened by the idea.
-No, because our period is the paleolithic period, which I thought you dum-dums might have guessed from my... loincloth.- Chris replied to them, one more time pointing out his attire.
-Paleolithic? This has to be some kind of joke.- Jared said to Chris.
-Oh, come on Jared! We will be a cavedudes!- Nathan replied to him with excitement.- And don't you want to feel a little crazy like your girlfriend Izzy. It's important in relationship to understand what it's like to be in other half's shoes.- Nathan calmly explained to Jared.- Right, Sammy?- Nathan asked his boyfriend who was now sniffing a shirt Nathan gave him.
-Your clothes smell like strawberries. What kind of fabric softener are you using?- Sammy asked his boyfriend which caused Nathan's face to be as red as strawberries are.
-Okay, stop talking!- Chris yelled at them.- Cave people grunt and look confused, which means for once, you're all perfectly cast.- Chris said with a grin on his face while most of the contestants just rolled their eyes.
-Okay! Cave people in prehistoric flicks do two things. Make fire and use tools made of bones. Technically, you should also know how to bring down a mammoth with a stick, but since Doug's is long gone from here, no mammoth, no challenge. Here are your costumes. Get into character, people.- Chris announced to both teams as Chef pulled a hangers with a loincloths on them towards the contestants.
-This must be some kind of a joke.- Brooke stated while looking in an uncomfortable way at the loincloths.
-I never kid.- Chris said and then chuckled.- Actually, I do. But never about something this funny.
-I think you will look hilarious in those Mars**t.- Nova commented and then laughed a bit.
-Really? You think so?- Marshal asked innocently.- That means a lot you know.- Marshal stated but was the interrupted by Andrew.
-I, on the other hand, think that Nova will look perfect in loincloths. She's already a total neanderthal.- Andrew sarcastically commented as he went towards the hangers.
-Seriously! What's up with you guys?!- Nova asked both of them, looking really angry but was then silenced when Andrew thrown a pink two piece loincloth at her face.
*Time Skip*
-Hello, cast. Nice to see you all decked out for the competition. And might I say, you all look pre-hysterical.- Chris said to the cast as the camera shows their new attire.
Andrew was wearing orange loincloth that covered only his private parts and exposing his muscular chest. The same kind of loincloth was wore by Nathan (light orange one) and Sammy (pinkish red one). Jared was wearing a loincloth familiar to the one wore by Chris. The only difference was that he was wearing the black one. The same goes for Marshal with the only difference being the color. His was yellow. We can also see all his tattoos: a pair of great and white angel wings tattoo on his back, a black skull on his right arm and a gun on his left shoulder. Nova wore the pink two piece one which was covering only her private parts and her breasts. The same goes for Sam who was wearing the red ones which exposed her tattoos as well: an angry skull on her right wrist, blue lightnings on her left shoulder, a magic sword on her back and a pink, little butterfly on her chest. Brooke on the other hand wore an olive one piece loincloth that went from her shoulder to her knees.
-Well, at least you gave me a one piece for a suit.- Brooke replied to Chris, looking quite relieved.
-Ow! I think mine still has a claw.- Nova complained while nearly everyone rolled their eyes at her comment.
-Chef! The tools for the first Stone Age challenge please!- Chris yelled to Chef, totally ignoring Nova.
-Here's your rocks.- Chef said as he handed rock or two to each contestants.
-Rocks? Aren't we taking this Stone Age thing a little too literally?- Jared asked, looking a little confused.
-I agree with Jared. What are we supposed to do with them?- Sam asked Chris.
-They would be useful in your first challenge.- Chris replied to them.- First team to collect the hidden firewood and use the flint stones to make fire, earn something to help them with the second challenge. Ready? And... action!- Chris announced while everyone starts running around and searching for a firewood.
The camera then shows the Screaming Gaffers running around the place and collecting wood and Marshal who is following them.
-Come on! Where is Jared?- Marshal asked himself when suddenly he was grabbed from behind by Chef.
-Hand it over.- Chef demanded to Marshal.
-What?- Marshal asked, pretending to not knowing what Chef's talking about.
-You know what! All of it, prehistoric pond scum!- Chef yelled at Marshal who now starts to throw all kind of stuff at the ground like pocket knife, dynamite stick or fire extinguisher.
-I said all of it!- Chef yelled once more but was then interrupted by Brooke escaping from the big prehistoric beaver with wood in her hands.
-Help me! It's after me!- Brooke yelled and starts screaming as the beaver continue to chase her.
Chris then entered the scene and said with a laugh.- Looks like Brooke found the wooden beaver dam on the set of "Rodents Who Kill"!- Chris joked while Brooke ran past them.
-And "Rodents that Kill: Part 2"!- Chef added when Brooke starts escaping in the other direction, this time from two beavers.
-Why me?!- Brooke screamed while three males who were observing this scenario just laughed.
-Those killer beavers are animatronic, right?- Marshal asked after the moment.
-Animatronic? Of course.- Chris replied with a grin on his face and then winked towards the camera.
*Confessional-Brooke*
The camera shows Brooke having some scratches on her face and arms.
-Why these beavers have to go after me?! Is it some sort of karma for cheating the win last time?! Karma if you here then I'm sorry, I swear!- Brooke yelled towards the sky.- I will never do that again. I swear!
*Confessional ends*
-Help me!- Brooke yelled once more and then slipped. After the second both beavers grabbed Brooke's legs and starts pulling her away.- No!- Brooke screamed one last time.
-Wait Brooke! I'm gonna rescue you!- Jared yelled as he ran after the beavers with some sort of cudgel in his right hand.
The camera then turns to the Screaming Gaffers campsite where rest of their team are sitting next to it.
-I don't get it. How do you make fire with a rock? Oh, is this like that game, Rock Paper Scissors?- Sammy asked his teammates while holding two rocks in two different hands.
-Give me those.- Sam said to her brother as she rolled her eyes and took the rocks from him.
*Confessional-Sammy*
-Sam sometimes acts like she know everything way better than I. It's frustrating, you know! I'm as wise as her or even more sometimes but people always ignore that part of me! Is it to much to ask to be seen as a good and strategic leader?!
*Confessional ends*
-I'll have this going in no time.- Sam explained to her team as Jared returns with Brooke.
-Oh no, she isn't!- Nova said as she starts to crack rocks she had at each other.
-Come on Nova! You've got this!- Marshal said to her.
-Oh shut up already!- Nova yelled back at him while looking really angry at this point.- Who the hell are you and what did you do with Mars**t?!
-Just ignore her Marshal, she's not worth it.- Andrew sarcastically said, while looking at his nails, which caused Nova to look even angrier.
-Go Sam! You've almost got this! I am sure!- Nathan motivated Sam as she continued to crack her rocks at each other.
-I love it when sparks fly.- Chris commented the challenge.
After some minutes both girls still didn't manage to start a fire and some people start to look quite tired and bored as the time went by.
-Maybe I should do it?- Nathan suggested to Sam.
-No! I'm pretty close I think!- Sam replied to him as she crack the rocks at each other even harder than before.
Then the camera turns towards Marshal and Andrew and show that Marshal is whispering something into Andrew's ear.
-Are you sure that is going to work?- Andrew asked Marshal.
-Trust me. She wouldn't notice anything.- Marshal replied to him and then handed something to him which turned to be a lighter. Andrew then hid behind the campfire and lighten the wood in the same moment when Nova crack the rocks at each other, creating the illusion that she started the fire first.
-Look Nova! You've made it!- Marshal yelled to her her and then raised his hand to gave her a high-five.
-Well, of course I did it.- Nova commented.- I told you I had incredible leadership skills and not only that.- Nova replied to him.
-Sam, I thought for sure you'd be the first to burst into flames. Grips win the first challenge!- Chris announced while Sam start to look really annoyed by the situation.
-Are you kidding me?! You obviously gave me fake flints! Nobody could start a fire with these ridiculous props!- Sam yelled at Chris and then throw the rocks at the ground. Sammy then picked them up, crack them at each other and make a fire.
-Fire!- Sammy happily announced while Sam, looked even more annoyed and angry.
*After the break*
The camera shows the entire film lot as the loud sound of tribal horn can be heard in the distance.
Then the camera shows Chris hugging the big tribal horn and saying: -Yup. Still loving this crazy thing.
Then Chris approached both teams that were standing in front of the big tar pit lake.
-Time for our second caveman movie challenge. But first, Chef will pass out your rewards from this morning. Chef, weapons please.- Chris announced as Chef revealed the pile of bones as a rewards.
-Excuse me? Our reward is bones?- Jared asked as Chris handed all the small bones to the Killer Grips and all the big one to the Screaming Gaffers.
-Hey, for cave people, bones were cutting edge technology. And, they're not your reward.- Chris answered Jared's question but was then interrupted by Nova.
-Not so fast! Why they've received better reward than us?! I make the fire first!- Nova yelled at Chris, looking really angry.
-Actually, you didn't. We reviewed the footage caught on camera, and Andrew made fire with a lighter when you weren't looking. Which is not a Stone Age tool. Which means... Sammy made fire first! The Gaffers are the winners!- Chris announced which caused all the Screaming Gaffers to start cheering.
-Aaahhh! You idiot! Why did you do that?!- Nova yelled at Andrew with frustration in her eyes.
-What?! You were taking too long. I did this because I thought we're gonna win either way.- Andrew explained calmly which caused Nova to be even angrier but before she could do anything Marshal step between the two.
-Chill out guys. We shouldn't argue with each other. Andrew, Nova is right you shouldn't do that and Nova, why be mad? We still have chance to win this after all.- Marshal explained to Nova which really make her look confused right now.
-What is wrong with you two?!- Nova yelled at both boys.- Why you must act like... like... like this?!- Nova asked both guys.
-What are you talking about Nova? We're acting perfectly normal.- Marshal calmly replied to her with a smile on his face.
-Oh, just shut up Mars**t!- Nova yelled back and then kicked Marshal straight into crotch which caused him to scream and fall into the ground.
-I like your enthusiasm Nova because in our next challenge you'll be fighting your worst enemies with that rewards.- Chris announced to all the contestants.
-And who might these enemies be?- Brooke asked the host.
-Each other, of course. Grip tribe versus Gaffer tribe.- Chris announced happily to both teams.- Now you'll be fighting over there.- Chris said and pointed at the two big columns in the middle of tar pit lake.- Each player that knocks his or her opponent off the column into that big bubbling tar pit scores a point for their team. To the tar pit!- Chris announced to both teams with an enthusiasm in his voice.
*Top of the columns- Andrew vs. Sammy*
The camera shows both Andrew and Sammy standing on their team's column. Andrew on the left one and Sammy on the right one. Each of them are also holding their bone reward.
-How do we know when to start?- Sammy yelled to Chris who was now standing next to his tribal horn.
-Oh, don't worry. You'll know!- Chris laughed and then inhaled the air and starts blowing it into the horn causing it to create the loud sound and in the same moment Sammy lost his balance and fall off the column straight into the tar pit while screaming alongside.
-Well, that was easy.- Andrew commented.
-That's one point for Grips!- Chris announced while Nathan was now helping Sammy get out from the tar pit.
-Sammy, babe, are you okay?- Nathan asked his boyfriend who was now all covered in tar pit.
-I don't know. I feel all dirty and I don't like this.- Sammy replied while looking disgusted by the tar pit. Then Nathan give him a hand and helped him get out of the tar pit.
-Next up! Nova and Jared!- Chris announced as a loud roars can be heard from afar.- Uh-oh! Looks like Sammy's blood curdling screams have attracted a swarm of prehistoric pterodactyls. This should make things interesting.- Chris explained as the camera shows bunch of the pterodactyls flying all around the place.
-Cool special effects, man. High five.- Nathan said to Chris and the raised his hand.
-Oh totally special effects.- Chris sarcastically replied and then ran away from Nathan.
*Top of the columns- Nova vs. Jared*
The camera shows both Nova and Jared standing in the same places where Andrew and Sammy were standing a few minutes ago, both of them prepared to fight each other.
-Why don't you just jump off now and save us all the time!- Nova said to Jared who just stand there, not quite sure what to do. Then he tried to hit Nova with a bone but unsuccessfully.- You call that a hit?! Even my grandma hits stronger than you!- Nova laughed into Jared's face and just when she was about to attack one of the pterodactyls attacked her and starts pulling her hair.
-My hair! Let go or you're dead meat, Tweetie!- Nova yelled as she starts struggling with a pterodactyl and after the second Jared took his chance and hit Nova straight into her stomach with his big bone reward and send her falling into the tar pit.
*Confessional-Jared*
-They make us do a lot of horrible, humiliating things to each other on this show, and I haven't been very good at most of them. But when I knocked Nova off her high pedestal, and made her fall into a pit of bubbling tar, well, that was my high point of the competition. Maybe my whole life.
*Confessional ends*
The camera shows Nova falling straight into the tar pit while the Screaming Gaffers and the Killer Grips starts cheering.
-Hey, whose team are you on, anyway?- Nova yelled to Marshal and Andrew as she tried to get out from the tar pit.
-Yours. And theirs. But it's kind of lose-win, right?-Andrew replied to her while Marshal nodded.
-And that evens the score at one-all for the Grips and the Gaffers. Next up, Marshal and Brooke.- Chris announced to both teams.
*Top of the columns- Marshal vs. Brooke*
The camera once more shows the top of the columns where this time, Marshal and Brooke were about to fight each other.
-C'mon, p*ssy licker! You. Me. Hard as you can. And try not thinking in the sexual meaning.- Marshal whispered to her while Brooke starts to look furious.
-You motherf**ker! I have a girlfriend!- Brooke yelled back and tried to hit Marshal several times but he dodged each single hit. But suddenly two beavers from before arrived at the tar pit and starts growling which caused Brooke to look slightly terrified.
-Don't blow this, Brooke! They're not real beavers! Just don't go and lose this challenge for us, beavers can't swim through tar!- Sam yelled to Brooke but as soon as she said that both beavers starts swimming through the tar pit towards the columns.
-Why they must be after me?!- Brooke yelled to herself.
-You'll be okay Brooke!- Nathan yelled to her.
-He's right! The columns are plaster, not wood! And beavers can't climb!- As soon as Sam said that one of the beavers ate the piece of the column and the other one starts climbing towards the top of the column.- I guess my knowledge of prehistoric beavers is a little rusty.- Sam commented after that.
Then the camera shows Brooke hitting the beaver with the bone but in the same moment the column she was standing on starts to shake and then starts falling towards the ground as well but in the last act of desperation Brooke grabbed Marshal's foot and send him with her towards the tar pit.
-Haha! That was awesome! Would've preferred to see some beaver carnage. But you can't have everything. Anyways, that leaves the teams tied. And us with a grudge match between Andrew and Sam. On the same column! You just can't write this stuff.- Chris commented and then continued to laugh.
*Top of the columns- Andrew vs. Sam*
The camera shows both Andrew and Sam standing on the same column, struggling to keep their balance.
-Stop struggling that much Sam or else we both gonna lose.- Andrew said to his friend.
-Then maybe you should just jump off already and let me win.- Sam commented and in the same moment Chris starts blowing the air into the tribal horn as a symbol of starting the fight. Unfortunately Sam slipped and nearly fell off but in the last moment Andrew grabbed her hand and pulled her back to the top of the column, just to pull her that strong that her lips accidentally touched his.
*Confessional-Andrew*
-It's like there were three Sams up there! The enemy I needed to knock into the tar pit so we could win, then there was my friend who I respected and wanted to stop kissing and lastly there was a hottie in the fur bikini!- Andrew said the last part with a blush on his face.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sam*
-Sure, what happened was utterly disgusting when you compare that to my actual sexuality, but Andrew's my friend, I didn't know what to think! Was he doing this intentionally or he wasn't aware of what could happened?! I know just one thing. In the moment kiss happened, I wanted to hit him very badly.
*Confessional ends*
The camera shows Andrew and Sam kissing. Andrew closed his eyes, obviously having the moment of his life while Sam looked completely disgusted and angry and after the second she hitted Andrew right into his crotch which caused him to scream and fall from the column into the tar pit.
-That was awesome!- Chris stated while laughing.- Well, I'd say the Grips had a better chance at one million, B.S. B.S.: Before Sam. As for the Gaffers, they won today's reward. A mammoth-sized prehistoric barbecue!- Chris announced while Chef arrived in the cart with the big barbecue on top of it while the Screaming Gaffers starts cheering and Chef left the cart standing just next to the tar pit.
-Don't worry. The Gaffers may have won today's reward, but we're not gonna let the Grips go hungry.- Chris stated and handed a pterodactyl's egg to Marshal.
-A pterodactyl egg?- Marshal asked, looking a little surprised.
-Should be enough for both you and Andrew. You do have fire.- Chris commented and in the same moment their fire faded.- Maybe if you're lucky, the Gaffers will throw you a bone when they're done.- Chris said to him as Chef removed the barbecue from the top of the cart and handed it to the Gaffers for them to feast.
-Man, it's suck.-Andrew commented as the roars of the pterodactyls can be heard in the distance.
-Uh, Marshal? I think the pterodactyl wants its egg back.- Chris commented and pointed towards the sky. In the same moment one of the pterodactyls flew towards Marshal who starts running away from it but unfortunately for him, the pterodactyl grabbed Marshal, who was still holding that big egg, and flew away with him.
-Help!- Marshal yelled as he was being took away by the pterodactyl and then most of the contestants gasped.
-You're gonna help him, right Chris?- Andrew asked, looking terrified by the kidnapping of Marshal.
-He'll be okay. It's not like it will feed him to its children or something.- Chris commented and the starts chuckling.- Anyway it's dinner time for both Gaffers and me.- Chris announced and left both teams.
*Time skip*
The camera shows the Screaming Gaffers eating their barbecue with a bare hands and talking with each other. The camera shows also Andrew sitting next to Sam.
-Sorry about the kiss.- Andrew apologized Sam.- It wasn't my intention, I swear! It's just happened so fast and...- Andrew was nervously saying to Sam before she interrupted him.
-Okay! Okay. I get it. It was all an accident. Anyway, I'm also sorry for kicking you there.- Sam apologized, looking quite embarrassed.
-Oh, it's nothing... I mean it's still hurts a little but I can live through that.- Andrew replied to her and then both of them starts laughing.
-So, friends?- Sam asked.
-Friends.- Andrew replied to Sam with a smile on his face, but in reality something in his heart just flinched and he suddenly felt really sad and disappointed.
*Confessional-Andrew*
-Why I feel so bad about me and Sam being only friends? Did I actually have some feelings towards her?- Andrew asked himself and then hit himself in the face.- Get yourself together Andrew! I'm sure it's nothing serious, right?
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Nova*
The camera shows Nova sitting in the confessional with a plate and a cooked lobster on it in her right hand.
-Marshal got what was coming to him. And so did I.- Nova said and then took a bite of lobster with her fork.- Mm! Lobster and Belgian chocolate.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Chris*
The camera shows Chris sitting in the confessional and holding Mr. Coconut upside down with an umbrella and straw inside of it.
-I know everyone wanted to see Nova being kidnapped by that big bird instead of Marshal. Trust me, so did I.- Chris explained as he took a gulp from Mr. Coconut.- But, the girl's got a kickbutt parents. Can't harm a hair on her head. See you next time, kiddies! Same Chris time, same Chris channel!- Chris explained and throw Mr. Coconut to his right, breaking something in the process.-Uh, wasn't me!- Chris yelled and run away from the confessional.
*Confessional ends*
With that confessional episode ended.
So yeah, this chapter is not as long as normal elimination chapter but I'm still hoping that you like it. There wasn't that much of the descriptions and the challenges were way easier to describe than the challenges from previous episode in my opinion. Anyway what do you think about this episode? I, personally, enjoyed writing Marshal and Andrew in this episode because of their intrigue against Nova. Do you like it? What do you like about this episode? Was the ending a little forced with Marshal being kidnapped by the big pterodactyl? By the way, don't worry nothing happened to him. Is your OC still in character?
Teams:
Screaming Gaffers: Sammy, Sam, Nathan, Brooke, Jared
Killer Grips: Marshal, Nova, Andrew
Eliminated: 15th/14th: Jeremiah and Cordelia (Without teams)
13th: Taylor (SG)
12th: Kirsten (SG)
(-): Nova (KG) (Returned)
11th: Doug (KG)
10th: Izzy (SG)
9th: Kelly (KG)
And now, my favorite ;), today's review question:
-How good are your character at: running, crawling, boxing, slow motion, badminton, wrestling, basketball and cheerleading?
Sorry for some many information but the sport challenge is found by me to be the most painful to come up with any ideas by now. I hope that is not a problem for you. I'm also not sure when I'm gonna update because of that but I will try to update somewhere next week.
See you all next time! ;)