The Danger of Fear
Today in defence against the dark arts, Professor Lupin had a boggart for the students to play with. The students lined up and one after the other used the spell "Riddikulus" to fight their fear. Next up was Crabbe. For him, the boggart turned into a giant enemy crab. Instead of using Riddikulus, Crabbe used his strength to flip the crab over. Then he attacked its weak point for massive damage. The boggart went back into the magic cupboard, then jumped out at Malfoy. However, Malfoy had absolutely no fear. The boggart pissed itself and retreated while Colin Creepy lifted a bottle of Sweet Sunday Sports Water™ to Malfoy's lips so he could have a sip. The last student was Goyim. The boggart turned into a bowl of pistachio ice cream. "Hyuh, what's so scary about ice cream?" Said Goyim, who emptied the whole bowl into his mouth. Shockingly, the ice cream was secretly wasabi. Goyim was so fear-stricken that he died. Lupin was arrested for causing the death of a student, then thrown into jail. He had to share a cell with Ron, Harry, Gandalf and Luna's corpse, which was thrown in for loitering.
So sad.