Alright fuckers, now time for more reasons I won't be updating older fics! I'm going to lay a whole lot of SI ideas, starting with a DxD SI idea that I pitched in my NTR World SI thread on QQ of all places.

SI in DxD, as fucking Sirzechs!

Mostly to bitch at, and make fun of DxD's quite honestly shitty writing.

Because, while I do like DxD, and while it has great ideas, it's execution of said ideas are shit.

pros and cons of the SI Sirzechs DxD fic idea

Pros:
-You've got 500+ years worth of prep time before the bullshit of canon to come
-Can possibly become even stronger than canon Sirzechs
-Can possibly stop all canon bullshit/problems years before they start
-Grayfia

Cons:
-You're a fucking Devil noble and everything it entails
-You're born into a god damned civil war and have to survive and thrive in it or die trying
-Being a political figure
-Butterfly Effect

Though, I haven't read Volume Zero, and have no known way of getting a PDF of it. If I could did, I'd read that shit right away, but for now, the wiki is my only source of info on this shit.

...The Malebranche are fucking stupid by the way.

In any case, anyone who knows me knows that I'm pretty much going to end up ruling hell with an iron meme-fist... which will also probably end up as magitek utopia instead of just replicating human society. Hell, me being me might just end up with humanity entering a new age of widespread magic, with the supernatural and whatnot publicly coexisting with humanity.

...Butterfly Effect is going to hit me like fucking Truck-kun.

DxD Vali SI

Okay, now this one has been in the madhouse that we call my head for a while.

Now, I know the shit that Vali went through as a kid, it was awful, and anyone that SI's into him is going to have to deal with it, especially if they want to keep his mother alive.

...And that's exactly what I do, but with a bit of revenge with an unexpected consequence.

How SI!Vali gets out is through some Home Alone levels of shenanigans, and while Rizevim is dealing with said shenanigans, SI!Vali grabs his mom and bounces, then Azazel comes across them. The rest is history.

...The consequence comes in the form of Rizevim. He's not mad. Fuck, he's impressed that SI!Vali had the balls to do something so dumb... and petty, this unintentionally lands SI!Vali as one of Rizevim's favorite people, and he ends up sending him crazy-ass birthday gifts.

Fast forward to around where canon starts, and Azazel sends SI!Vali to check on the small group of fallen in Kuoh... then Koneko comes across SI!Vali walking out of McDonald's with a McFlurry, an Oreo one, and drags his ass back to Rias for interrogation... after he buys her one too.

This all leads into a hilarious situation where SI!Vali turns Rias's brain to mush by explaining just how fucking exploitable devil law really is.

SAO SI

SAO, we know it, we hate it... well at least I do.

This idea is simple, SI into SAO... and break the game.

Cause let's be real here, it honestly wouldn't be that hard to turn SAO into fucking Devil May Cry or Ninja Gaiden, especially so since it's canon that SAO has a near unlimited number of skills. Throw that shit in with skills you can get via quests like Martial Arts, then throw in shit like status effects on weapons...

Skills:
-Martial Arts
-Weapon Swap
-Execution Technique
-High-Speed Movement
-Enemy Step

Status Effect:
-Poison
-Bleed
-Life Steal

Well, you'd be fucking unstoppable...

I'd be on some Devil May Cry/Ninja Gaiden bullshit with some Dynasty Warriors on the side.

My adventures would be set apart from Kirito's for obvious reasons. Hell, one of the first things that I do is befriend Heathcliff/Kayaba shortly after he does his whole "Welcome to the Thunderdome, you fucking pidgins." speech. We mostly just nerd out, and bitch at each other... like true friends!

Infinite Stratos SI

Infinite Stratos Self-Insert.

Get inserted into Ichika during his kidnapping, and get out like a boss while abusing the fact that he can use an IS... because there's one there for plot/crack reasons.

The first thing he does is call Chifuyu and when she says she accepted help from Germany to find him, he cuts her off and basically yells. "Are you fucking kidding me!? You have fucking Tabane on speed dial, and you make a deal with Germany!?"

Anyway, cue the whacky adventure of a genre-savvy SI!Ichika as he tears the entire IS world a new one while giving any fuck he has to Tabane, and Chifuyu... because let's be real here, they're the best girls in the series.

Kämpfer SI

Kämpfer... I actually don't know too much about this series... well the actual series aside from the fact that it's a bit like Ranma, and a battle royal.

Here's the concept, I'm trusted into Natsuru Senō as soon as canon starts, but I don't have the metaknowledge of the series, not the novels, the manga, or the anime.

No... all I have is the abridged series by MasakoX to go by. If you haven't seen it, watch it, it's kind of dated, but still a good time... even though it and the actual anime are over a decade old now.

...God I feel old.

Anyway, I'm thrown into the world of Kämpfer, into Natsuru Senō, the protagonist, with only the fucking abridged series to go by... and I make it work.

Far better than I actually should to the point where it looks like I'm pulling some Aizen level bullshit without really meaning to.

...Like actually convincing most of the main cast that the male and female Natsurus are separate people.

Oh lord, the amount of shenanigans I can... and will pull with just the first 10 to 12 episodes alone, let alone the novels...

Fuck, I'd cause so much epic, and awesome chaos...

It'd just be...

Just be...

BEAUTIFUL.

Neglected Naruto Parody fic

Alright, time for a Naruto fic that is practically pure autism, cause we're making fun of one of the dumbest, most retarded story plots used in the Naruto fic community... mostly over on FF.

The whole Minato and Kushina are alive after the Kyuubi Innicdent, had more kids than just Naruto, but Naruto is left neglected and possibly abused until he just fucks off and gets OP, but not before leaving some kind of damning letter that makes the whole family pull a 180 and go "Oh god, what have we done!?".

Honestly, the main reason this idea got in my head was the letter bullshit. It's always so long-winded and dumb. Dude, if you hate them so much, don't an essay, just put down "ur gay" or "Go step on a LEGO" and leave it at that god damn.

So, SI, as usual.

Born as Naruto, par for the course.

...Then fuck off at the soonest opportunity, head to Wave Country, take care of Gato like an actual fucking ninja, then pay Zabuza and Haku money to find me great fishing spots so I can start my new life as a fisherman. And who knows, maybe Minato throws Kuruma's consciousness in me, that way I can banter with Foxy Boxes while fishing and chilling.

And months later, when they finally figure out that I'm gone, I've already changed my name, dyed my hair... and started a partnership with Ramen Ichiraku where I deliver fish to Teuchi for a living.

I'm basically hiding in plain sight and no one can figure out a damn thing! Except for Orochimaru, but he's too busy laughing his ass off to help.