#017 – Pidgeotto
DJ Dominion
Pigeotto had his decks all set up in his dominion, the middle of the forest. It was right where he considered the acoustic sweet spot of the planet to be. He started to play some tracks and get in the mix, without an audience. It was a set by himself, for himself. Other Pokémon were loud and distracting, so Pidgeotto had already chased everyone else out of the forest, or just killed them outright. He really got into the groove today, and he was just short of climaxing when something terrible happened. Fifty eight point three miles northwest of Pidgeotto, a Joltik fell onto a crunchy leaf. Pidgeotto's experience was ruined! He flew all the way over to the Joltik at maximum speed and ate the little bugger.