I DON'T REALLY HAVE MUCH TO SAY HERE, I DON'T THINK, SO… ON WITH THE STORY, I GUESS
Smash Ultimate: World of Light
Dracula's Castle:
Master Chief cocked his Plasma Pistol and aimed it at the three mummies that were heading straight towards him. He looked at them and fired three shots, the mummies heads exploded once the shots made impact, causing the bodies to fall to the floor. Master Chief chuckled and mumbled something about aliens, before walking forward, only for a pair of hands to grab him and pull him straight into a spirit battle.
Landing onto Yoshi's Story, Master Chief turned over to a Green Yoshi with some sort of backpack. Yoshi turned over and looked at Master Chief. "You in Croc's way, Croc need to go and save Gobbo's" The Yoshi yelled in his own Language.
"Want to run that by me again, buddy" Master Chief tilted his head, not understanding a word Yoshi said. "Croc said, You in Croc's way, you must be bad guy, Croc stop bad guy" Yoshi charged forward and leapt high into the air, before preparing to do a ground pound. Master Chief leapt out of the way as Yoshi made contact with the ground, making a small crater. Master Chief brought out his laser sword and charged forward, leaving Yoshi to gasp and swing his tail as an attack, Master Chief leapt over the tail and swung the sword at Yoshi, landing a bad cut on the dinosaur's arm. The dinosaur clutched his arm and let out a small growl. Yoshi then started throwing eggs at Master Chief. The dinosaur soon charged at the chief, getting ready to spin his tail, but Master Chief made quick work of dinosaur with his beam sword and chopped off his head. The head landed on the ground with a satisfying splat as the spirit of a crocodile with a backpack appeared and floated away.
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Off in the farthest reaches of the Dark Realm, there stood a hill; the hill was home to a tower. The purple watery moat that surrounded the tower did not match the green metal that was the tower. Inside the tower, was a witch. The witch's green skin and black hair and hat reflected within the boiling pot that held a green liquid. "Dingpot, stinkpot that I brought from my lair, now tell me where can I find that stupid bear" she yelled, smacking the pot's rim, and the pot let out a small sneeze in defense.
"Mistress Grunty, please. If I work any harder, I might just sneeze" Dingpot sniffled, if he had hands, he would have rubbed his nose. "No you stupid pot, show me where they are, or I will fill you with my snot" Grunty picked her nose and tossed a booger into the green liquid. "Okay fine, don't stir up some tension, the bear and bird are in the mysterious dimension" Dingpot said, looking into the future where he found his pot (head?) full of boogers. Gruntilda grinned, she was finally going to get her revenge, she twirled around and found her broom, jumping onto her broom she left the tower and went off into the Mysterious Dimension.
X-Naut Fortress:
Paper Mario scanned the keycard from the dead X-Naut and opened the elevator, allowing everyone to crowd into it and head down towards the more open area. This area was filled with switches, buttons, humongous gears, and towers. "geez, how big is this place" Sans asked, Paper Mario shrugged. Walking forward, Paper Mario was sucked straight into a spirit battle.
Landing on a battlefield version of his home, Paper Mario turned to find Bayonetta holding a Star Rod, Bayonetta didn't say anything except glare at him. She then ran in and swung the star rod at him, Paper Mario leapt high into the air and preformed a ground pound, forcing Bayonetta to roll out of the way. "Same as ever with you Mario, always fighting back" she muttered, firing shots off of the guns that were attached to her legs. Dodging the bullets, Paper Mario ran forward and took out a Fire Flower. Transforming into Fire Mario, he tossed multiple fireballs at Bayonetta, who dodged them and fired a Star from the Star Rod. Paper Mario smacked his hammer, reflecting the star back to Bayonetta at high speeds, which caused her to fly into the air. Paper Mario ended the battle off with his Drill Stomp card, sending Bayonetta out of the arena. The spirit of Kammy Koopa came up to him, smacked him in the head, and floated away.
When Paper Mario got back, he looked in shock as about twenty X-Nauts entered the room. "This is as far as you go" one of them said, taking out a potion and tossing it at Ridley, making him small. Ridley roared in rage and charged at the X-Naut, who leapt into the air to dodge the attack, but was smacked away by the Piranha Plant. Samus, chuckling at Ridley's misfortune, shot a missile at one of the X-Nauts, while Donkey Kong came in with a meaty punch he had charged up, and knocked the X-Naut into the darkness next to them. Crash Bandicoot took out his Fruit Bazooka and began to fire multiple Wumba Fruit at the X-Nauts, who began to run away in panic, allowing Sans to fire a Gaster Blaster, burning the X-Nauts to a crisp. Min Min and Paper Mario were battling the last two X-Nauts, who were putting up quite a fight. Paper Mario ran in and used his Shiny Hammer to smack the X-Naut while Min Min came in with the Megawatt and knocked the X-Naut clean into a wall.
"GAH, NOPE, SIR GRODUS" an X-Naut that was on patrol ran away, but was stabbed by Ridley's tail. "NOW HOW DO I TURN BACK" the leader of the Space Pirates roared as Paper Mario scratched the back of his head.
Castle Bleck:
Mr. L grinned; pissing off that Swordsman was way too easy. He saw Cloud rushing in with the Buster Sword, and giving him a killing glare. Mr. L spun in place, and once he did, a shield of spikes surrounded him, which hit Cloud and made him stumble back. "Before I was so rudely interrupted" Mr. L began to talk, but Cuphead punched him square in the nose, causing the Green Thunder to stumble back. "Will you stop interrupting me, I'm just speaking my mind, what are you some kind of fan base" Mr. L growled, running in for a jump, but Nate stepped in with his Piko Piko hammer. "Nice try kid, but this is a hammer" Mr. L magically brought out a hammer out of nowhere and smacked Nate into a wall. "NATE" Katie ran over to his side while Nate clutched his head. Mr. L shook his head in sorrow, he hit a kid. That was kind of bad, but then again, they were the smash brothers, so he had no choice, well that and his loyalty is to the Count, and he did not want to upset him.
Mr. L moved forward, trying to drown out the cries of the ponytailed girl, and head over specifically for Mario and Peach. He stopped and brought out his hammer, knocking a tennis ball back to Luigi, this game of tennis went on for a while until Mr. L got hit in the back with a charge shot, and hit in the face with a tennis ball. "Your stronger than I expected" he muttered to himself, before taking out a Shroom Shake, and drank it all in one gulp, healing his injuries. Mario growled as his hands ignited with fire, forming fists of fire, Mario charged in and prepared to punch the Green Thunder straight in the head, Mr. L grinned and spun around, having a shield of spikes circle him. Mario punched anyway, actually breaking through the spikes and landing a punch on him, Mr. L let out a gasp as he was knocked back into a wall. "Your tough, but that was a test, now the real fight can begin" Mr. L whistled.
"COME TO ME, BROBOT"
The wall burst open like a tear in a storybook as a robot in the shape of Luigi's head appeared. "You like, I made it myself" Mr. L said, jumping into the cockpit. "So Mr. Jumping all the time, let's see how you like my lasers" Mr. L pressed a button, and the eyes began to shoot lasers at Mario, who back flipped away from the lasers. Waluigi jumped up into the air with a water gun and began to shoot at the few holes, grinning, expecting the robot to short circuit and fall to the ground. Mr. L laughed. "Try all you want, water proof and lightning proof, specifically made to kill the lot of ya" the Brobot opened its mouth and began to suck in the fighters, Cloud dug the sword into the ground while Cuphead began to dash away from the mouth, everyone else began to stand their ground. Bowser Jr. pressed the self destruct button and ejected from the Clown Car while Eleven shot a Kafrizz at the mouth. The two projectiles began to head into the mouth of the Brobot, causing Mr. L's eyes to widen. An explosion made the Brobot's eyes turned into X's for a split second, before exploding.
"Ooooh, geez, fine, you win this round, but I'll be back with my revenge, Mr. L… AWAY" Mr. L jumped away. "CAN WE RELAX NOW" Nate yelled, his voice echoing throughout the walls of the castle.
Eggman Land:
Heading to the outside of Eggman Land, Tails and his group found themselves in a park, a literal park. "Wait what" Tails wondered, this wasn't here before. The park was beautiful; having luscious red roses, beautiful cut green grass that circled a fountain of Eggman spewing water from his hand like he was some kind of water god. The park was also lit with beautiful yellow lights. "Jesus Christ, if it weren't some kind of robot death factory, this would be nice" Snake muttered to Tails, who nodded in agreement. He was about to go on, but a ball of blue aura knocked him back, getting off the ground, Lucario stood there, angry. "Your miserable quest ends right here" he said in a gruff voice. "Think again bozo, there's one of you and seven of us" Pac-Man chuckled, before getting pulled into a spirit battle along. Tails then looked to find Geno, Red, Mega Man, Snake, and Pikachu get pulled into spirit battles.
"Now it's fair" Lucario ran forward and delivered a punch to Tails head, causing Tails to fly right into a bed of red roses, which began to hurt him because of the thorns. Lucario began to charge up another sphere of blue energy, but was hit with a bomb thrown by Tails. Lucario gladly took it to power up his Aura, and ran forward with a metal claw, Tails rolled out of the way and charged in with a spin dash, knocking Lucario into a Rose bed, which began to slowly power up more of his aura. Tails went over and grabbed Lucario by the neck, Lucario, who was now gasping for air, tried to drive the spikes on his paws into the chest of the two tailed fox, but Tails kicked him back and brought out the magic hand from out of nowhere, and punched Lucario into a wall, knocking him out cold.
"Geez, I'm going to have Pk Thunder, Fire, and Freeze stuck in my head for a while" Geno muttered. "You think your battle was bad, that metal version of Kirby kept running away from me, that sucked" Pac-Man said. Red sighed and the others began talking about their spirit battles, he didn't want to mention his troubles with the red Charizard that called itself Oh-Ho and walked up to Lucario, who began to stir awake. Charizard, who appeared right behind him, brought Lucario to his feet. "Ugh, what happened" the aura Pokemon muttered. "Have to save the world again, you in" Charizard asked, Lucario nodded, and went over to get reacquainted with his team.
The Sacred Realm:
Solo, being captured in a spirit battle with the rest of his team, looked up at the giant Ganondorf with wide eyes. "That's Calamity Ganon" Zelda said, a hint of worry in her voice. Incineroar cracked his knuckles while K. Rool patted his golden belly. Captain Falcon was the first one to rush in with a fist of fire, but the gigantic Ganondorf kicked the F-Zero racer away from him and followed prepared to slam the ground with a fiery kick, but K. Rool interfered with the attack by rushing in with his belly out, causing Ganondorf to fall to the ground, Marth rushed in with his sword and prepared to stab the demon king right in the head, but Ganon grabbed Marth and threw him off the stage. Ganondorf stood their being proud of himself until Incineroar came in and threw Ganon against a pair of ropes, before finishing it off with a Darkest Lariet.
Solo rushed in with Hatchet Man and knocked Ganondorf away from the stage. "Wow, your guys are very strong" Zelda said, causing Incineroar to flex his muscles to impress Zelda, which caused the others to look at the Pokémon. Ganondorf came back to the stage and rushed in with a tackle, causing a few fighters to fly back. K. Rool came in with his cannon gun and fired a spiked cannonball at amazing speed, the ball went straight for Ganondorf's head and took his head off, causing the spirit of Calamity Ganon to appear and float away.