"Spidey?" the words were whispered as Peterson cautiously walked into the dark and abandoned building. Mentally thanking Spider-man for entering a building that looks like someone could either get murdered, mugged or raped or all of the above. They had gotten reports that Spider-man was seen entering the building during a fight with electro. And while witnesses say that electro eventually left the building, no one knows what happened to Spider-man.

"Spider-man? Are you in here?" his words were whispered, his gun in his hands ready to shoot at anything that jumped out at him. His eyes looked around the building nervously, trying to see if the hero was in there. Peterson jumped when he heard a low groan coming from an adjoining room. Peterson carefully entered the room, his eyes landing on the lump of bricks with a person partially hidden underneath.

"Spidey?" Peterson did this odd running crouch as he made his way to the super hero, who was slowly coming back to the world of the living. Noticing the way, the hero was looking around the room in a confused daze. Peterson carefully started to pull off the bricks off the hero, allowing Spider-man to sit up as he put a hand up to his head.

"Ohhhh what hit me?" Peterson rose an eyebrow and held up a brick for the hero to see.

"I would say a ton of bricks." Peterson watched as Spider-man started to observe his hands, his gaze moving down to his body. He lifted up his arms as he observed his body further.

"What am I wearing? It looks like the cookie monster and Elmo barfed all over me." Peter raised his hands to his face and felt the mask he was wearing.

"Whoa no no no no! what are you doing?" Peterson grabbed Spider-man's hands as they tried to take off the mask and pulled them away.

"I'm trying to get this stupid thing off my face." Peterson paused and took in the hero's appearance. Realizing that now he really looked, he could see some tufts of hair sticking out of the back of the mask. The hair looked to be matted with blood.

"…what's your name?" Spider-man groaned and seemed to roll his eyes.

"I'm not that dumb, I'm- "the hero fell silent, "I'm…" he looked at his hands for a second before swinging his head up to face the officer.

"I don't know."

"Alright here we are." Peterson put the patrol car into park before getting out himself. After trying to explain the situation the best he could to dispatch, they managed to get Hendrickson and Martinez to come in on their night off.

"Um," Peterson stopped at the sound of hesitance and turned around. He could see that Spider-man had his hand on the car door, and that was all he could see, "I'm stuck…"

"You're kidding." Peter tugged on his hand, showing him that it was thoroughly planted onto the car door. Peterson ran over when he heard the sound of creaking metal.

"Ok ok, just relax for a second, um, think happy thoughts?" Spider-man was leaning backwards at an impossible angle, he would have fallen over if it wasn't for his hand.

"Really, think happy thoughts? I'm stuck to a car door, not st- *pop*" his hand came away from the car door with an audible pop, making Spider-man fall onto his ass.

"…told you happy thoughts wouldn't work." Peterson rolled his eyes and offered his hand to pull up the hero.

"Yeah yeah, whatever, lets just get inside so we can figure out," he motioned towards Spider-man as a whole," all of this."

"You just motioned to all of me," Peter pulled himself up to his feet, using Petersons hand as leverage. As soon as they were standing up straight together. Peterson started to get uncomfortable with how long the hero was holding his hand.

"You can let go of my hand now." Peterson tried pull his hand away, but ended up pulling the hero's hand with him. He blinked in surprise before looking closer at their joined hands. Noticing the way his hand stuck to the gloved hands like he was touching a piece of tape.

"Spider-man I swear to good god, you better not say that your hand is stuck."

"…I, uh, I just won't say anything then..." Peterson groaned loudly, looking up to the sky as if he was asking a higher power for some strength.

"You know what? Forget it, lets just go in and get this all figured out, god I can't believe this is happening to me." Peterson mumbled those last words as he dragged the two of them into the station. Trying to ignore the way his ears burned as his fellow officers stared at them walking in.

"Spidey!" Spider-man jumped up in surprise, sticking himself to the ceiling with his other hands and feet, much to the pain of Peterson.

"Ow ow ow Fuck! Let me go you ass!"

"I don't know how to!"

"Spidey just let him go!"

"I can't! He's stuck!"

"What's going on here?!" the three officers and hero froze. Peter was still crouched on the ceiling with Peterson in his hand, his other hand stuck on the ceiling tile. The ceiling was tall enough for him to crouch on the ceiling, making Peterson dangle from their clasped hands. Martinez had his arms wrapped around Petersons legs, heaving him up to take off some of the pressure from his shoulder. While Hendrickson was standing on a chair, his hands trying to pry apart Petersons and Spider-mans. Captain Cardenaz narrowed her eyes at the sight.

"Uh, hi cap…"

"…should I know her?"

"We can explain Captain."

"Spider-man lost his memory and forgot how to control his powers, so I'm stuck holding his hand." the precinct fell silent at that, all of them turning to look at the quartet that was in the middle of the precinct. Spider-man noticed them staring and looked down to whisper to the others.

"…did I do something wrong?"

"*Pop*ah!" "Shit!" Their hands separated with an audible pop, making Martinez and Peterson fall down to the floor after losing the support of Spider-man's arm. Spider-man cringed when they fell.

"Sorry...?" The captain sighed heavily before pointing over her shoulders with her thumb.

"You four, my office, now." The three officers got up and walked towards the Captain. All of them taking note of the fact that their resident hero was still stuck on the tiles.

"Are you still stuck?" Peter tugged on his hand before letting his head fall.

"…Maybe." Peterson sighed heavily at the answer, and he wasn't the only one. Martinez was trying to think of a way for him to get down when he remembered that the only reason him and Peterson were able to separate, was because he was distracted.

"Hey Spidey, top 10 most electronegative elements on the periodic table along with their atomic number and mass." Everyone but Hendrickson looked at him like he was mad.

"What?"

"Why would he know that? That's is so ran- "

"Fluorine has the highest electronegativity on the current periodic table with a mass of 18.998 and an atomic number of nine. Oxygen would be the second most electronegative element with a mass of 15.999 an- "Spider-man let out a yelp as his hand and feet fell away from the ceiling. And although it was very confusing to Peter on how he managed to twist his body to be able to land on his feet, the others really weren't surprised that he was able to land on his feet. Peter looked up at them.

"Ok, I got a ton of questions."