Time to have some fun, as heroes from the past two series join in the fight against GOD. But first let's do a little recapping. This is gonna be more accurate than the canon story. And boy are things going get fun. Disclaimer: I don't own Kamen Rider, Angel Beats, or any other referenced media.
*The four previous Riders, X, Angel, Life, and SSS, drive down the road. They part their formation to reveal a blue-armored warrior with eye symbols over his armor, driving a modified Suzuki TM250. This is the last of the Battlefront Riders, Kamen Rider Eyez on his Sapphire Storm.*
Kamen Rider X!
*With that declaration, the music begins as we get our title.*
X Beats
*The five Riders drive in a V formation with X in the center, a close-up of their helmets being shown.*
Set Up! Set Up! Set Up!
*With each declaration, we see first X, then Angel and SSS, and finally Life and Eyez leap up a hill on their Rider Machines.*
Behold! That silver helmet and that long black scarf
*We see Eyez and the Sapphire Storm from behind.*
That forehead of his just shines through, blazoned V and V
*The camera moves to show SSS and the Moth Wing from the side.*
Stop GOD and their deadly treachery
*Life and the Soul Rizer are shown from the other side.*
The sound of the waves can be heard in his father's screams
*Angel and her Wing Racer are seen from the front.*
Bring the fury of the Ridol, end his enemy
*There's a close-up of the front of the Cruiser with X riding on it.*
X Rider fighting all the way
*The five Riders are shown on their Rider Machines as they drift around a corner.*
Kamen Rider X! X! X!
*X is seen posing in front of the university, followed by Life and Eyes, and then Angel and SSS.*
The final Rider is Ayato Naoi, who's brother was killed in a car crash instigated by GOD, sending Ayato's life spiraling into depression.
*The five Riders reveal their human forms in turn.*
Reborn with the rest of the Kamen Rider Battlefront, Ayato joins Yuzuru, Kanade, Hideki, and Yuri, in the fight against GOD.
*They race across the screen in Rider form, passing by each other in midair.*
X, Angel, Life, SSS, and Eyez. Five Riders unite together to fight against GOD in the name of justice.
*The five Riders pose one after another before they're all shown in a group shot.*
Chapter 27: History of the Riders
2. 3. 4. V3. Arms. X. Angel. Life. SSS. And Eyez. Thus far there have been eleven Kamen Riders. Tobei was getting set for a storytelling session involving them. Of course, Yuzuru was a little concerned that the flyer said, "Are they friend or foe…?" Indeed, the storyteller was trying to make children think that they were only in this for the fame, and depicting the monsters they fought as sympathetic victims.
He tried to depict Kamen Rider 1 as just a weakling with a ton of cash who just bribed all the monsters to take a dive, Kamen Rider 2 as just a motorcyclist who wanted to look cool, and 3 and 4 as their lackeys. He also said that V3 learned his cool transformation pose from Destron, then tried to do it himself only to fall flat on his face. Outraged, Tobei ran up to the storyteller and grabbed him by the collar. "I've had it up to here with your lies! Now beat it!"
He tossed the storyteller aside, and it was clear the kids equally incensed about his bogus story, pounding him and declaring the Kamen Riders heroes. The storyteller quickly ran for it as Tobei calmed them down. "Well, I think we can all agree that was a pile of doody, yes?" The kids laughed and nodded. "Well, you all happen to be in luck," Tobei said, "Because I've known the Kamen Riders ever since they first appeared, and I happen to know the real story behind them. Would you all like to hear it?"
The kids cheered in confirmation. "Well, the best place to begin is with the Kamen Riders' first great enemy, Shocker. A global organization bent on world domination through controlling the actions of others, they randomly caught attention of a young biker and scientist named Naofumi Iwatani. Infiltrating their organization, he soon learned of their terrible cruelty, and resolved to fight it. To that end, he stole technology for a new type of cyborg warrior Shocker was planning on unveiling."
He nodded. "Indeed, Naofumi's plan was to become a cyborg himself! To that end, he worked with his girlfriend, a racoon demi-human named Raphtalia Midorikawa. From this modification, he became the first ever Kamen Rider! Using the amazing transformation belt, the Typhoon, and his legendary motorcycle, the Cyclone, he fought against the forces of Shocker! The Typhoon would transform Naofumi whenever wind passed through it. The first time he activated it while he was running at full speed, but later he would use the act of jumping, riding the Cyclone, and a few times he would even use the blast wave of an explosion!"
He knew had the children's attention. "He began his fight against the dangerous cyborgs created by Shocker using animals or plants as a basis. Enemies like Spider Man, Bee Woman, Serracenian, or Cobra Man. Most times he would finish off his opponent with his legendary finisher, the Rider Kick! No matter what designs Shocker would come up with, the Kamen Rider defeated all of them! He was even to defeat the first ten monster he had battled, along a new foe named Lizardlon!"
He cleared his throat. "But no battle can be fought on one's own. He had myself and Raphtalia to aid him, and later an FBI agent named Eclair Seaetto, who was hunting Shocker in search of her missing boyfriend. And she did find him, having been captured by Shocker to turn into a 'Rider Killer'. But they would never get the chance to deploy him. Instead, he was rescued by Eclair, and so Ren Amaki would join the fight as Kamen Rider 2!"
Now the kids were getting real excited. "With two Riders working together, their combined might forced Shocker to start bringing in assets from outside Japan, which would start to strain their resources. In addition, they would get new allies. The drift car master Motoyasu Kitamura and his girlfriend Malty Melromarc, the young Goro Ishikura, and Rishia Ivyred. Together they became known as the Tachibana Racing Club! Eventually however, the two Riders would face their first real foe in the terrible Colonel Zol!"
He tapped the fan. "Zol concocted a number of schemes to defeat the Riders, but in the end the managed to defeat him as he chose to fight them personally. But that's when they realized that they couldn't keep waiting for Shocker to bring the fight to them. They had to go defeat Shocker around the world. Fortunately, Motoyasu was willing to fight in their place, becoming Kamen Rider 3! He would be joined by another FBI agent named Itsuki Kawasumi as the dealt with Shocker's next dangerous commander, Doctor Death!"
Another tap. "Doctor Death's schemes were just as cruel, but he eventually had to return to his base in South America to prevent Naofumi and Ren from destroying everything there. In his place came the terrible Ambassador Hell! But just as a new evil was introduced, so was a new hero, as Itsuki too chose to take up the mantle, becoming Kamen Rider 4! Together the two heroes unleashed their might Rider Machines, the TriCyclone and Sky Cyclone! But before long, Doctor Death returned!"
The kids were hanging on every word now. "Fortunately, Naofumi and Ren came to help defeat him, Naofumi even unveiling a powerful new technique, his beefy Charged form! But as they continued to defeat monster after monster, the Great Leader of Shocker realized that he needed to branch out if he hoped to defeat them. And so he met in secret with a new organization called Geldam. Upon catching wind of their new monsters, the Riders developed their powerful Rider Weapons. The Rider Shield, Rider Sword, Rider Spear, and Rider Bow!"
He nodded. "These weapons proved their mettle as they helped the Riders defeat Ambassador Hell, and even more when Shocker became Gel-Shocker, under the command of the malicious General Black! The fight became even harder than before, Gel-Shocker's plans being ever more ruthless! Still the Riders proved mighty enough to beat the odds, so Gel-Shocker tried to fight fire with fire, creating six fake 'Shocker Riders' to confound the heroes. It almost worked, but the fakes proved no match for the Riders combined strength."
He tapped his fan again. "And then, they succeeded in finding and defeating General Black. This paved the way to facing Great Leader to defeat Gel-Shocker once and for all! But even with Gel-Shocker defeated, a new threat soon rose from the ashes, and its name was Destron. Great Leader had survived his initial defeat, and planned to start anew in his conquest. He might have even been able to take out the Kamen Riders in the first move, if not for a mistake born of tragedy."
He nodded. "One of their monsters had killed the family of Akira Fudo, who had witnessed their actions. Sacrificing himself to save the Four Riders, they in turn had Raphtalia rebuild him into a powerful new cyborg, with help from the mighty guardian Amon! And so Akira became Kamen Rider V3, who would protect Japan while the Four Riders spread out across the world to fight Destron elsewhere! With the power of 26 Secrets installed in him by Raphtalia, Akira was able to defeat a number of Destron's monsters!"
He motioned to the crowd. "And helping him in this endeavor was children just like you, forming a group called the Riders Scouts, along with the main leader Tenchi Masaki, and primary communicator Miki Makimura! Akira soon defeated the first of the commandants for Destron, the dangerous Doktor G! He would then go on to defeat the Tusk Tribe and its leader, the mystic Baron Tusk, followed the Wing Corps, with its own leader Archbishop Wing. And then came the most dangerous commandant of all… Marshal Armor!"
He nodded to the children. "Marshal Armor was brutish, but also stupid and proud. These contributed in making a new ally for Akira. A former Destron scientists, betrayed by Marshal Armor and nearly executed. Ryo Asuka is his name, and he eventually used the help of his loyal assistants, and the aid of Raphtalia's father, Professor Midorikawa, to become Kamen Rider Arms! It was rocky at first, but Arms and V3 soon learned to work together, defeating all of Marshal Armor's forces. Ryo even risked his life destroying a dangerous Pluton Rocket that Destron intended to use to destroy Tokyo!"
He smiled. "Fortunately, he was saved, and V3 and Arms worked together to finally finish the fight against Destron. Together the two heroes defeated Marshal Armor, and dealt Great Leader another crushing defeat, resulting in Destron's destruction! And now, we get to the exciting part! Because I'm sure you all know about the five new Riders fighting for peace in Japan even now! Kamen Rider X! Kamen Rider Angel! Kamen Rider Life! Kamen Rider SSS! And Kamen Rider Eyez!"
He chuckled. "Eleven Riders seems a little obtuse at this point. But there's no doubt that even more Riders are certain to arrive in the future." "Hey, old man!," the storyteller said, "Do you expect me to sit and listen to that fairy tale!? That's not what happened and you know it! Imagine thinking that the Kamen Riders never lost!" Tobei scoffed. "Whoever said they never lost? They did get a few losses here and there, they just bounced back afterward. And what the heck are you still doing here, anyway?"
Meanwhile, Yuzuru and Kanade had gotten into the waiting room, where they surprised to find the storyteller. They hurried out with him to where Tobei and the other storyteller were wrestling. "I knew something was funny about all this." Yurippe, Hideki, and Ayato showed up from the crowd. "Tobei," Yurippe said, "That storyteller is a phony from GOD." "So that explains everything!," Tobei said, "I should have known those lies could only come from someone who hated the Riders! And who hates them more than the evil forces they fight!"
The storyteller smirked. "No point hiding it now." He quickly transformed into Neptune. "Wow, these guys can never stay dead," Ayato noted. Chimera and Medusa also showed. "We were revived by the great King Dark!," Neptune explained. "A waste of resources," Yurippe said dismissively. "I couldn't agree more," came a voice from the crowd. A young man stood up and removed his shades, revealing himself as Akira Fudo. "Yuzuru, you should have told me you got some new allies."
He leapt over. "I see GOD's still kicking around. Then again, these evil forces are always tenacious." Tobei hurriedly got the kids and the real storyteller out of there. Warfare Agents showed up and Battlefront members moved in. "I wish Ryo was here for this," Akira said, "He'd love a chance to help dismantle an evil organization he wasn't even part of. It'd do him some good." The three monsters decided to retreat, getting pursued by the Riders.
Akira smirked when they spotted them and activated his Double Typhoon. "Henshin!" "V3!" "I beat the legacy of heroes! Kamen Rider V3!" Yuzuru activated his Ridol. "Henshin!" "Set Up!" "I am the X-factor that will wreck evil's plans! Kamen Rider X!" Kanade triggered her Angel Player. "Henshin!" Wings wrapped around her. "I am the true messenger of the Heavens! Kamen Rider Angel!" Hideki unfolded his Soul Blazer. "Henshin!" He slipped the mask on to manifest his suit. "Kamen Rider Life is here! To protect all that lives!"
Yurippe unfolded her Metamorpher. "Henshin!" She donned the mask to manifest her own power suit. "I stand on the front lines of battle! Kamen Rider SSS!" Ayato got out his Gogglizer. "Henshin!" He slipped the goggles on and manifested his Rider suit. "Beware, followers of evil! This Kamen Rider never takes his Eyez off you!" With six Riders fighting against just three monsters, it didn't take long to put them on the ropes.
X soon confronted Neptune. "And this one's for the crappy story! No one disrespects the Kamen Riders! Synchro Drive!" He channeled TK's crazy dance battle style, spinning on his head with his legs spread. "Synchro Spinning Strike!" Neptune was sent flying onto Medusa and Chimera, all three getting destroyed in a big explosion. A nearby camera was capturing the entire thing.
"Looks like it worked out," King Dark said, "Now we have X's moves on film, and V3's to boot. I never expected to get such a boon. They are fools to think themselves equal to the might of GOD!" He was certain he had the Riders' weaknesses figured out. But little did he realize, others had found the weaknesses of the Kamen Riders before, and it had proven useless. Yuzuru and his friends would only get stronger, and prove King Dark's assertion wrong.
To be continued…
Huh… When watching this episode I just thought that storyteller was just a J Jonah Jameson. I didn't realize it was actually a GOD plot. That was almost clever. Almost… Read and review.