Ohohoho? Is that love I see? Or is this just me making yet another filler because I'm having a writer's block?
"So Kakashi's brats are in there, huh?" Anko grinned widely as she eyed the classroom where the first exam is being held.
The chuunin standing beside her just sighed. "No. Whatever you're planning to do, just no."
Anko pouted. "What~? Come on, Izzen! Where's the fun in that? Aren't you a li~ttle bit curious about these gremlins Kakashi had been bragging about?"
The chuunin, Izzen, gave her a flat look and said, "No." and left it at that. "Now please let me go so I can continue making the preparations for the second exam."
"Iz~zen!" Anko whined. "You know I can't do this without you! Who would help me do the awesome entrance?!"
"I am not the only chuunin here. Plus, you are a jounin, Mitarashi-san. I'm sure you can manage."
"Iz~zen!"
Izzen sighed deeply and wondered why he's here. He had a perfectly good job at the mission desk before this and to hell with what people say, he is perfectly happy handling the mission scrolls and accepting reports from returning shinobis. He is not an exceptional shinobi in any way so why in Sage's name is he here? With Anko of all people? The one person that has one of the most atrocious and headache-inducing report he had ever received in his entire career as a mission desk clerk.
"Fine! Then I'll just call my snake summon and make a dramatic entrance then!" Anko declared triumphantly.
"What? No! Mitarashi-san, do you know how much damage that would cause?! Not to mention all the mental damages you will cause to the genins?!" Izzen exclaimed in shock.
"What's there to worry about? All damages made during the Chuunin Exams will be covered by those people who handles the finance or something like that." Anko shrugged.
Izzen had to clench his fists to stop himself from grabbing Anko so he could shake her as violently as he could. Yes the damages made during the Chuunin Exams will be covered under collateral damages but does she even realise all the paperwork involved?! Does she even know that he's the one that has to handle that because he somehow got unlucky enough to be the one chosen as her helper?!
Rubbing his forehead, he repeated the same mantra he used whenever he received stupid reports (that mostly originates from Anko) and reminded himself that it is an honor to be chosen by the Sandaime to help Anko do the second exam and that this is not some kind of a roundabout way of punishing him for the sarcastic comment he accidentally gave to the Hokage two weeks ago.
"Look, Mitarashi-san. Will you promise to listen to me if I help you do a dramatic entrance?" he asked her tiredly.
Anko made a thinking pose and hummed for a bit before giving him a wide grin. "I'll agree to it if you call me Anko." she offered.
"Only if you stop calling me by my first name." Izzen countered.
"No deal." Anko rejected happily.
Izzen let out another deep sigh. "Fine. I'll accept that condition then, Anko-san." he said as he offered his hand.
Anko frowned a bit but nevertheless shook hands with him. "Deal. So, what's your plan for my dramatic entrance now that I can't use my summons, Izzen?"
Briefly, Izzen wondered if it isn't too late to call it quits now.
"Anko-san, what is your opinion about crashing into the classroom through the window with a banner displayed behind you?"
At the sight of Anko's eyes lighting up, Izzen mentally apologise to Iruka and hoped that the man wouldn't be too mad at him later.