And here we go! I own nothing of this little filler reality! This is just a little Crusader action! DEUS VULT!
I was inspired by the Bread Boys to make this little chapter!
i Ren, An Ren, Lie Ren, Nora, and Yastuyashi were the first to wake up in the morning as they all waited for their friends to wake up.
"I wonder what's gonna happen today?" An Ren asked
"I don't know but why do I feel li-" Yastuyashi didn't get to finsih as Star Wars music played
It was a normal day in Beacon Academy as they waited for the day to start. Lie Ren was many things but ready was not one of them.
"Why wasn't Renny ready for the day?" Nora asked
It was not known to many but Ren did have an older brother and he was...unique. He was well known through out Beacon as one of the most strict teachers as he was crazy into something called The Bible.
"Why do I feel like this is about to get stupid?" Li Ren said as Cardin walked in tired
"What's going on?" He asked with a yawn
"Join us and find out" Yastuyashi said calmly as Cardin obliged and tripped over the chairs
"Are you alright?" An Ren asks as he looks up at her
"Yes ma'am I'm okay just needed a wake up call and that did the trick. Ow." Cardin said as he got up and sat in the chair next to Yatsuyashi. He expected him to get up and walk away because of their past but he guess he tolerated him.
"Do not assume that I would throw you across the room or move to another seat. You haven't caused any trouble recently and actually take fault for your actions now. So we are fine as long as you don't do anything stupid." Yatsuyashi stated as Cardin nodded in understanding
Ren's older brother was someone that would be called old fashioned but he did love him. He just hoped he didn't just kick down the door like usual. Professor Port started his lecture when suddenly the door was kicked open by an armored boot. Who walked in made them all raise an eyebrow. He was six foot one wearing crusader armor. His weapon was a mixture between a broadsword and a shotgun. As he looked around the room his eyes landed on Ren.
"Oh no" Ren thought
"Ah there you are Ren! I hope you have been studying well!" The man spoke
"Wait that voice belongs to Jaune!" Nora yelled out
"What is about to happen?" Ren asks
"Yes brother of course!" Ren said as he nodded and walked out of the room
Ren turned his attention back to class when he suddenly walked back in and walked towards Blake. "Wait a minute let me see that book Young Lady!"
"Ah shit" Blake thought as she handed him the book as he pulled off the cover to reveal "Ninjas of Love"
Everyone froze as he looked at the book and threw it behind him and changed his sword into a shotgun and cocked it.
"NO WAIT PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Blake screamed
Nora and Cardin started laughing their asses off as Li Ren, An Ren, Ren, and Yastuyashi cracked a smile. Okay they would admit it was funny.
"RUBY! ARE YOU STUDYING IN THERE?" Jaune asked through the door
"Yes sir, I am always studying!" Ruby said as she turned around to a plate of cookies
"Yes. Yes. YES. YES! YES!" Ruby said as she both ate a cookie and got louder
"Studying are you?" Jaune said as he kicked in the door
"NO! STOAHHHHHHH!" Ruby yelled as Jaune cocked his shotgun sword
Nora, Cardin, and Ren were laughing as Li Ren chuckled, An Ren giggled, and Yastutashi simply let out an even bigger smirk
Coco was eating at a table when Jaune walked up to her. She was used to him sitting with her but always found it weird he would eat with his helmet on.
"So Coco? Do you have a girlfriend?" Jaune asked as he began to eat his food
"Oh uh actually yes!" Coco got a mischievous smirk she had been planning this prank for weeks! "Actually I have a picture of her!"
"Oh do you?" Jaune said shocked
"Yes sir I do! Hear she is!" Coco snickered as Jaune looked at the picture and went silent.
"Sir? If you are mad it was just a prank-AHHHHHHHHHHH" Jaune had pulled out his shotgun at that moment and cocked it
Everyone except Yatsuyashi was laughing now. He was trying to hold it back as much as he can.
"So Weiss how have you been keeping up with your studies while back in Atlas for the break?" Jaune asked as he was on a video chat with Weiss and her family
"It's been good! Klein has been giving me some good reading material as well as some history!" Weiss said with a smile as Klein pumped his chest out in pride
"Well that's good! You have a brilliant daughter Mr. Schnee!" Jaune praised as Jacques Schnee and Willow Schnee both pumped their chest out as well. It's not everyday you get praise from the Crusader of Beacon himself! In fact Jacques heard that Weiss was the most pure student out of all of them. Secretly that was because Weiss didn't want to get a shotgun pointed at her.
"May I see your homework file? I want to review some of it!" Jaune said happily
"Yes sir" Weiss said as she moved the first file labeled homework as her family froze.
"Oh Weiss did something bad~" Nora singed
"What could she have done to make them freeze up like that? It was labeled homework." Cardin pointed out as Yastuyashi agreed
She gave him her "Homework" folder not her homework folder. How did they know? Well Klein and Winter stumbled upon it yesterday.
"Uh oh~" An Ren said with a giggle
When Jaune opened it he was shocked to see a picture of Ruby in a bikini. "What is this?"
Weiss froze "OH NO THAT WAS THE WRONG FOLDER!"
Jaune left the first link and opened the second one to see a picture of Naruto. "What have they been teaching you?!"
Jacques Schnee, trying to save her reputation, yelled "BAD THINGS WE HAVE BEEN TEACHING HER BAD THINGS!"
"Wait a second, she said that she was gonna learn ancient history!" Jaune yelled as he went to the final like and opened it only to find a chocolate bar.
"WHAT IN OUM'S NAME IS THIS!?" Jaune raged as they all began to panic "That's it! You'll pay for this" Shotgun cocking sounds are heard as he yells a battle cry
Everyone was laughing at the absurdity of the situation as the next reality played.
Jaune was seen getting out of the shower. "Another day, another trip down to the office" He opens his closet to find his armor missing.
"What the? NORA! Have you seen my arm-" He stopped as he found Nora dancing in his armor like the Joker then she charged
"HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Jaune screamed
They laughed at that
"Oh how the tables have turned fearless leader!" Nora cackled
Pyrrha was watching Castlevania when she opens the book to reveal a pistol. "This time I will get my revenge!"
Jaune kicks in the door "What is this!?"
"Oh oum no it's not anime! IT'S NOT ANIME!" Pyrrha yelled as she pulled out the pistol "NOT THIS FUCKING TIME!" Jaune kicked the pistol out of her hand as he pointed the gun and cocked it.
"NO ANIME!"
Nora was on the floor laughing her ass off.
Yang was sitting on the bench drinking a bottle of "kool-aid" when Jaune walked up.
"Yang! What are you drinking!" Jaune yelled
"It's kool-aid chill!" Yang said as she handed him the drink for him to inspect
"Your right. It is Kool-aid" Jaune said surprised for once
"Wait what?" Cardin said shocked
"There is no way she is about to get away with that!" Yastuyashi yelled
"I'm sorry" Jaune apologized
"Yeah you better be! Give me back my Kool-aid jeez" Yang said as she took a sip
"WAIT A SECOND!" Jaune yelled as he marched back
"What-oh no!" Yang said as he sniffed it and ripped off the label the said Kool-aid and in it's place said "Strawberry sunrise"
Jaune threw it behind him as he pulled out his shotgun.
"WHAT NO! NANIIIIIIIIII!" Yang yelled in fear
Everyone busted out laughing. Seems like nothing can get past Jaune.
Ren was watching TV when Jaune came crawling in.
"REN!" Jaune grunted
"What? What the hell? What happened?" Ren said
"They've taken the Jerusalem!" Jaune yelled
"Who did?" Ren asked
"THE OUM DAMN WEEBS!" Jaune said as he slammed his hand down on the floor "Ren! We need your help!"
Jaune slides a sword over to him "Take a sword!"
"But sir, I'm a heretic." Ren said
"It doesn't matter! Defend the Holy Land!" Jaune said as Ren looked down at the sword and back to Jaune. He gave a nod. Ren picked up the sword and charged.
"HAHHHHHHH." He stopped as he saw a bob punching bag and kicked it over "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Everyone couldn't stop laughing as they heard a chuckle from behind them. "Glad y'all liked it!"
They turned around and saw Zex standing there with a smile.
"I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" Zex yelled out with a grin
Zex has returned! We even got a little bit of crusader Jaune! But the story is not over yet! Let's see how Madko and his family react to his early return! Stay tuned!