Sasuke Uchiha the best student council president Konoha ever had is graduating from the academy. He's twelve years old and on top of his class. As it should be. And he's going to be assigned to a team today. He doesn't know why the jonin aren't lining up to take him under apprenticeship but that doesn't matter. He'll be one of them soon enough.

He's sitting in class. The girls are lining up to sit next to him. As they should. The sunlight hits him in right places that it really shows off all of his handsome features. He is the best-looking guy in Konoha after all. Itachi doesn't compare.

Iruka stands in front of the class and calls out the teams. 'Team 7 is Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke.' Of course, it would be them. Over the years Sasuke got to know them and in return they got to know him. Let's just say they don't take him seriously anymore.

Then they wait for their teacher. He's late. Sasuke knows two people that are always late, and he hopes it's neither of them. There is Obito who's still on probation and living with him, and an asshole. Then there is Kakashi, who is Obito's friend, a dog person, and an asshole. Maybe it's someone else but he doubts it. They don't take him seriously either. It would be great if he can beat them up.

They wait for a couple hours. Sasuke doesn't keep track, he's too distracted by his awesomeness. Then the door opens. Naruto has played a prank on the door, so they can't see who's behind it immediately. Once the smoke clears there are two people standing there. It's Obito and Kakashi, which is worse than one of them. Why does the universe hate him?

'My first impression of you guys is… your all colorful.' Kakashi says and then he disappears in a plume of smoke.

'We'll meet you on the roof.' Obito says as he strikes a pose and then disappears as well. Sasuke decides not to keep them waiting and does the same thing. Sakura and Naruto sigh and make their way up the stairs. They are used to this by now.

On the roof they sit in a circle. Obito and Kakashi are next to each other and Sakura is sitting in between Naruto and Sasuke. 'Why don't you guys tell us something about yourselves.' Obito says to the group.

'Why don't you go first.' Sasuke glares at the other two, he's not amused. His arms are folded, and his favorite hot glare is on his face.

'Sure. Go ahead Kakashi.' Kakashi sends Obito a glare but starts talking. Obito laughs it all off.

'My name is Hatake Kakashi. I like dogs, dislike traitors,' a glare is sent Obito's way, 'my hobbies include various things like erotic fiction, and my dreams for the future have only ended in disappointment.'

'Very good.' Obito applauds the man.

'That just sounds sad.' Sakura mutters. She nibbles on one of her finger nails.

'Well then, I'm Uchiha Obito. I like managing my evil organization and controlling the mizukage. I dislike Kakashi.' Obito gives the other man a little push. 'My hobbies include messing with people and causing international incidents. My dream for the future is to live in dream.'

'Whatever.' Kakashi shrugs it off. Like he isn't revealing dangerous information. Maybe he thinks he's lying. Which he probably is. Sasuke doubts an idiot like Obito can do any of that.

Sasuke isn't too bothered either. He can beat the man with ease. 'Then I shall go now because I'm amazing.' He pauses. 'I'm Uchiha Sasuke the best. I like tomatoes and being complemented. I dislike it when people don't recognize my awesomeness. My hobbies include messing with Shisui and bullying Itachi. My dream for the future will not stay a dream, no it will be a reality, I shall be supreme ruler of the universe.'

'Oh, how awesome!' Sakura squeals. Sasuke smirks. Even if she doesn't take his bullshit she's still a fangirl. As it should.

'Well then how about her next?' Obito clears his ears. The squeal must have been too loud for his sensitive old man ears. Sasuke nearly wipes a tear in pity. He doesn't because that's shameful.

'Alrighty. I'm Haruno Sakura, I like Sasuke. I dislike his stunts. My hobbies include drawing pictures of naked men in compromising positions.' She shoots the guys a devious look. The guys clear their throats. Naruto nearly falls of the roof. 'My dream for the future is to bear Sasuke's babies.' That's not gonna happen woman. Sasuke doesn't need children, he's going to be immortal anyway.

'That sounds great.' Kakashi is a little too shocked to say anything. 'Naruto you next.'

'I'm Uzumaki Naruto the Ramen King. I like Ramen, I dislike Sasuke and his stupid little tricks. My hobbies include planting plants to conquer the world. And making new Ramen flavors. A couple days ago I made one marshmallow flavored.' Everyone gets a look of disgust on their faces. 'My dream for the future is to become Hokage.'

'I'm sure we'll be great team. No chaos whatsoever. Nope. I won't let it happen.' Kakashi pauses. 'Tomorrow there will be a training exercise. I recommend not eating or you'll vomit. Bye!' Kakashi disappears in smoke.

'Wait sensei! Before I go can I use you as drawing reference?' Sakura asks their remaining teacher. He disappears as soon as she's done. 'Rude much.' Sasuke takes this as his cue to go as well.

Then suddenly Obito appears again. 'You need to go to training ground 7. Sorry for not telling you.' Sakura takes this as her cue to grab onto the other man to drag him to her studio.

'See you all tomorrow!' She shouts to the other boy as she drags the older man away. Obito is resisting with all his might but she's clearly the stronger one.

'Let go of me woman!' Obito tries to pry loose but it's not working. He sighs in defeat. Girls are troublesome.

We're in the genin era. Woop for all the difference. And for Sasuke's assholiness. Obito is so obviously evil its fun to write.