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I'm going to try a different approach for the "Your letter has arrived!" part.
Enjoy.
Three weeks had passed since the exam and there he was, standing once again in front of the gates of UA, he had never felt so accomplished.
Katsumi trailed right behind him, she nearly had trouble keeping the pace with the fucking Heidi, jumping around without a care in the world "And they say he is the mature one." she thought.
Directly in front of the entrance was a big map of the school, the students had an app on their phones that allowed them to connect to the digital map to signal the path they needed to follow to get to their class.
"Nerd where are you going?" Izuku pointed at a sign with "Toilets" written on it
"I'm a bit nervous." he said and Katsumi couldn't blame him; they went in different directions.
Two minutes later Katsumi got to the classroom "Damn this door's fucking huge."
"Je say fantastique!"
"Frenchaboo you here too huh?"
"Mais oui!"
Katsumi sweatdropped, she had been mistaken for a male in the exam and now this dumbass was more feminine than her "I'm not here be feminine I'm here to learn how to kick villains' asses." she thought trying to cheer herself up as she entered the class, seeing she and the blonde were the first ones she sat down.
"GOOD MORNING MY NEW DEAR CLASSMATES." half shouted a blue haired boy entering the class, he felt quite stiff to Katsumi but who was she to judge? Wait, she was the absolute fucking best, of course she could judge.
"Morning asshole, can you please shut the fuck up?"
"I have to agree with the mademoiselle, you are not elegant, don't be so stiff dear." said Aoyama, putting his arm over the bluette's shoulder.
Aoyama moved his free arm in the shape of an arch and said "All this class is going to be fantastique if you learn to be more charming from me." and his eyes were sparkling.
"Especially you mademoiselle, you are so… barbaric."
"What the fuck do you mean asshole?" she scoffed as she leaned back on her chair and she put her feet on the desk.
"What are you doing? This is disrespectful to this accomplished establishment! Don't put your feet on the desk! The chair has four legs, use them all."
"Hey four eyes did you know the broomstick is not supposed to go up your ass?"
"SUCH DISRESPECT! I am Tenya Iida from Somei academy, tell me the name of the school that taught you such bad behaviour!"
"Ah Somei, I guess the stick up your ass in not a normal one, is it a gold one you ELITIST PRICK?"
"I…"
THUD
A corpse impacted the window, a yellow caterpillar stood up from behind the teacher's desk.
The corpse started falling like one of those sticky toys: legs attached to the wall, it did half a rotation and it sticked its arms on the wall under it, then the legs detached from the wall and it did another half a rotation, it continued until the floor under them, it terrorized the third year's class and descended.
Let's now see what happened to Izuku.
He went to the toilet, he did the deed and then flushed the toilet; as he pulled his pants back up his phone fell into the toilet and died with a little electric discharge, Izuku fortified his will and put his hand in the toilet, luckily he had flushed it and he was the first one that day.
He pulled out his phone and saw it was irreparably fried, he put it in a plastic bag not to wet the rest of the contents of his backpack.
He washed his hands and then he blindly ventured in the school trying to find his class.
As expected he got lost; the fact that he noticed only after he found himself out of the building didn't help, so he decided to look for his class from the outside.
After five minutes he saw behind a window on the second floor a familiar hairstyle, it was a porcupine of ash-blonde hair, he definitely knew that person and the window seemed open.
Izuku prepared himself for the landing as he catapulted himself towards the window, only to impact on it because it was closed.
THUD
He could feel his body merging with the window until he felt his body falling.
"Just like in training, do it the same way as that sticky toy Izuku." he thought and so he did.
He fell a floor downwards and he smashed his cheek onto the window of a class in which he saw a familiar blonde, so he opened the window, causing even more panic.
"Hey Mirio."
"Hey Izuku, how's everything? I'm glad you managed to pass the exam." the blonde said like nothing out of the ordinary had happened, Tamaki facepalmed with the wall.
"I mean I was so shocked when I saw All Might in the letter." said the green haired boy as he reminisced of that day.
Two weeks had passed since the exam and Izuku was having dinner with his mother when the doorbell rang, he got up and he went to door to see who it was.
It was Tsukauchi with his, now signature, pink trench coat "May I come inside?"
Izuku nodded and gave him a thumbs up as he let him in the house.
"Detective welcome, may I ask you what brings you here?" Inko asked
"I believe I have something your son has been waiting for." Izuku smiled hearing this.
Tsukauchi pulled a letter out of a pocket and gave it to Izuku, he opened it right there without thinking about it twice, inside he found a small metal slab on which there was written "Put this side on a flat surface." and Izuku followed the instructions putting it onto the table, the moment he did that a hologram appeared.
"I AM HERE, as a projection to tell YOU, Izuku Midoriya… wait isn't he Tsukauchi's mime boy? That means… Midoriya….." All Might seemed entranced and Tsukauchi knew exactly why.
"ANYWAYS, young Midoriya I am proud to announce to you that you PASSED THE EXAM, WELCOME TO YOUR HERO ACADEMIA." Izuku, to use his friend's words, was so fucking happy.
"This message will self destruct in three, two, one." POOF
The table was no longer there and the entirety of the Midoriya household had been covered in black dust.
Back to the present.
Izuku was having small talk with Mirio while sticking to the wall with his head lower than his feet.
"Mirio can you go in the classroom upstairs and open the window for me please?"
"Sure." said the blonde as he jumped upwards and phased through the ceiling, leaving his clothes behind.
Izuku continued his descent and when he got to the ground he prepared himself for the flight.
Jirou got to the second floor, she was going to enjoy three years of highschool with no dumbasses, she was determined to follow that oath until she met a person she had known for a long time: Kaminari Denki.
She resigned herself to her fate, hoping for him to be the only dumbass, and she saw two pink haired students entering the classroom she was supposed to enter too.
She was not prepared for what was about to happen.
Jirou opened the door of the classroom, in that moment a naked teen popped out of the floor and opened the window, panic ensued.
Everyone in the class heard a scream, they looked outside of the window and they saw another teen flying towards them, a caterpillar that was standing behind the teacher's desk muttered "They don't pay me enough for this, Mirio deal with it yourself." as he fell on the floor, he was asleep even before he hit the ground.
The flying greenie did a frontflip as he landed inside the classroom and then bowed to the onlookers; he then proceeded to high five the naked blonde.
An ash haired girl started screaming at the two "NERD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? AND YOU NUDIST TIN TIN?" in the midst of the chaos a blonde haired teen looked lavishly at the naked teen who phased through the floor once again, leaving the classroom.
Present Mic had been notified by Tamaki to go and check on Aizawa's class, when he got there he saw people running around, screaming, chaos and so he followed his way of life, his main principle : if a man is screaming and you have to calm him just scream louder than him.
"CALM DOWWWWWWN, OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEAAAAAH!" he screamed, everyone heard him and he could see a girl with purple hair on the floor holding her ears while she trembled "Man, they don't pay me enough to deal with this…" he said as he got out of the classroom.
The caterpillar stood up once again, this time he spoke "Now, after my colleague has stolen my catchphrase, you can meet me at the track field in fifteen minutes, either this or you will be expelled."
"What about orientation?" asked a girl with a bob cut
"We are already late by fifteen minutes for orientation, and even if we had been on time we wouldn't have gone."
In the changing rooms the atmosphere was tense, no one knew how to start the conversation until a purple haired boy spoke up "Can someone help me see if there is a hole in the wall separating this and the female's cha…" Izuku and Iida approached him with dark faces, everyone else trembled.
Three seconds later Aizawa saw one of his students being thrown onto the field from the changing room, he didn't bother to know why.
After ten minutes everyone was there.
"Good, you are five minutes early, I am pleased, I would feel bad expelling the last place of this test, but I don't have emotions, just tiredness."
"Isn't it unfair to expel someone on the first day?"
"Go tell a villain to play by the rules and let's see what he says. Am I right?" Katsumi knew that was for her, she was now even more determined to get first in the test, she shrugged to regain her composure.
All the other students saw their teacher's gaze towards the ash blonde but only a few understood why, after all they all came from different parts of Japan.
"We will do a demonstration, Bakugou come over to the pitch." when she got there the teacher told the class "We are doing a quirk assessment test, I don't give a crap about how you do the exercises, be efficient, understood?" they all nodded.
"Now Bakugou, what was your softball throw record in middleschool?"
"56 metres."
"Now do it with you quirk, you don't need to use your hands."
Katsumi took off her shoes, most of the people in the class were confused, she threw the ball in the air and she flew towards it with two explosions from her hands, then she kicked the ball with an explosion from her heel to give her foot speed and one from the front of her foot when she hit the ball.
The ball flew over the wall of the school.
"856.9 metres, good job." the teacher said with a monotone voice.
"Now we go in alphabetical order, and remember, go PLUS ULTRA." that was the most depressing Plus Ultra any of the students had ever heard.
When it came to Izuku he did the usual bigger momentum throw, starting with the ball in his hand and ending with it in a ten metre long stick; the device in the teacher's hand signaled 690.5 metres.
The highlight of the test was the girl with the bob cut getting infinity, Izuku was doubtful as the ball simply went upwards but he knew winds at big heights were strong, he knew ever since he tried paragliding with his quirk with no knowledge.
The following test was the fifty metre sprint, the blue haired teen with rocket legs got first place, a guy with heterochromatic hair got second after freezing the track, Izuku got tied for third place with a raven haired girl, they did the same thing: a bicycle, Izuku's was invisible though.
The standing long jump saw Katsumi first, as she flew until the teacher told her to stop, the ice guy tied with her because he did the same thing, only surfing on ice, Aoyama got second because his belly hurt after a hundred metres, Izuku got third tied with the frog girl, he tried catapulting himself but the teacher saw through his plan and advised him to change it, so he literally kicked himself over the sand pit with an invisible kicking machine.
The third test was grip strength and Izuku got third after the sugar-rush boy, who Katsumi immediately nicknamed sugar daddy, provoking a snicker from her classmates.
Said classmates were confused when Izuku didn't approach the measuring machine, he instead walked further away from it, when he was at around fifteen metres from it he closed his hands and the machine signaled 400 kilos, fifty less than the third.
The teacher was intrigued by this, so he tested his class "Does anyone know what he did?" a yellow haired boy held his hand in the air "He made a press?"
"Wrong." said the teacher "anyone else?"
"He used a simple lever?" said the black haired girl in a questioning way.
"She got it right teacher." said Izuku as the tired man grinned, he liked the boy.
The fourth and the fifth tests had been dominated by Izuku and the purple haired teen, they did the same thing for the crunches and for the side-to-side jumps: they bounced back and forth with their quirk.
The last test was an endurance run but they were stopped after thirty minutes, the teacher gave a passing mark to every student that was still running, or surrogates, by that time.
The teacher showed them the results and the raven haired girl had gotten first, after all she was the one that truly made a press for the grip strength test and got a thousand kilos, tied with her was the girl with a bob cut, she did average in all her tests but the softball pitch was the record for the whole school.
In second place there were Katsumi and the ice guy, Izku was in third and in last place was the invisible girl.
"By the way the threat of expelling the last one was a logical ruse. I wanted you to do your best."
"Of course, it's not possible for him to expel someone on the first day." said the black haired girl relieved.
Izuku looked at her with an eyebrow raised as he threw a sheet of paper to teacher that was saying "True, she's right."
Aizawa took the paper and he saw his picture on it, with his name and all his data related to teaching, the number of total expulsions and the number of expulsions on the first day were highlighted, he smirked, he liked the kid, "Tsukauchi has trained you well didn't he?" he said to the green haired boy.
Izuku smiled at him and turned around, following his classmates to the changing rooms.
And done, long chapter but I hope you like it.
Next time: changing rooms shenanigans.
See you soon.