Lucy sighed dramatically, drumming her fingers on her arm as she sat on the couch. This movie was boring. Her eyes shifted when the cat jumped up on the coffee table. She watched for a minute while he curled up and went to sleep. Her head fell back on the couch, even the cat was boring. She was bored, and by the time on her phone, Natsu wouldn't be home from school for five more goddamn hours. It was all his fault. She used to be able to sleep through the goddamn morning just fine. Now though, the cock tease had gotten her all dependent on sleeping with him, so now she couldn't go back to sleep when he got out of bed, especially since the motherfucker always had to wake her up just to say fucking bye! It was cruel and fucked up.

"Hmm... should I?" She mumbled to herself as she unlocked her phone and clicked on Natsu's contact information. She opened a new text box, hesitating for a moment before she decided she was bored enough. She didn't really wanna leave the house. The last time she did, she saw three cops roaming for no reason. It was better to stay inside in her opinion. 'Give me Levy's number.' She sent to Natsu.

In class, Natsu had his head in his hand as he blandly looked at the teacher, trying to pay attention, but failing miserably. He swore his ears just automatically tuned some people's voices out. He felt his phone vibrate in his pocket, and he leaned back, sliding his folder down to hide his phone as he checked it. His eyebrows scrunched at the text before he replied.

'Who is this?'

Lucy's head reeled back. The fuck? After thinking for a minute, she deadpanned and looked at the sleeping cat. "Your owner is stupid."

'Are you fucking serious? You put your number in my phone but didn't think to put mine in yours?! Did someone replace your brain with a bag of dicks?'

Natsu couldn't stop the massive grin that appeared on his face as he looked down at his phone. It was obvious who it was now, and he was so glad she had a phone. He hadn't even thought of texting her at school, it was brilliant!

'Aw, c'mon I could never forget my unicorn, I was just fucking with you.'

Lucy rolled her eyes, yeah fucking right.

'Whatever, just give me her number.'

'Oh, right.'

He copy and pasted Levy's number out of his phone and sent it to her. When she didn't respond for a few minutes, he tried texting her again.

'So whatcha doin?'

She ignored his text with a small roll of her eyes and opened a new text box instead.

'Hey, it's Lucy. Wanna ditch school and come hang out with me?'

Levy's eyes bugged out of her head when she discreetly checked her phone. She quickly saved Lucy's number and tried her best not to squeal, they were getting more on a friend level now. When she thought about a reply though, she frowned.

"I'm sorry, Lu. I can't. If I don't pass this exam, I'll fail the class.'

"Boo, you whore." Lucy mumbled to herself, mimicking a movie she saw earlier.

'I thought you were smart.'

Levy huffed at the text, then blushed when Gajeel slightly turned in his seat to check on her.

'I am! There's just a... distraction in this class.'

Lucy nodded with a hum, opening Natsu's text box again.

'Send me Erza's number.'

Natsu sighed, what the fuck was she doing now?

'Why? You won't answer my question.'

Lucy scrolled up to see what he asked before she replied.

'I'm trying to get my boyfriend to give me Erza's number.'

She hadn't realized what she'd done, but he sure as hell did. There it was, in writing. She called him her boyfriend. He grinned from ear to ear.

'Boyfriend, huh?'

Her eyes popped out of her skull when she re-read what she wrote. "Fuck. Shit."

'Yes... if you give me Erza's number... and any other number I ask for.'

He creased his eyebrows. That was a weird condition. He shrugged his shoulders, she was weird anyways.

'Deal. Girlfriend.'

She denied the way her heart picked up, and opened a new text box.

'Erza, this is Lucy. Wanna ditch school and hang out with me? I've been left all alone... with the cat.'

Erza gasped when she checked her phone, placing a hand over her mouth when she thought about that soft, fluffy fluffiness of fluff. She put a hand over her pained heart as she replied.

'That would be lovely, but unfortunately I can't. I must pass this next exam of I am to graduate.'

Lucy looked to the side with narrowed eyes. Either they had pre-planned this excuse... or they were all stupid. She reopened Natsu's text box, but stopped when she saw his newest text.

'Why don't you send me some nudes?'

She rolled her eyes with a sigh. Her boyfriend was an idiot.

'Why don't you send me Lisanna's number?'

His face contorted. Lisanna? He wasn't completely stupid, he knew what was going on between those two. Her wanting her number made him kinda nervous... but he did make a deal.

She opened a new text box yet again when he gave her the girl's number

'Hey Lisanna, this is Lucy. I'm bored, wanna hang out?'

Lisanna frowned at the text. Why would she wanna hang out with her? Why did she have her number? Natsu... she realized after a minute.

'I can't. I might fail this class, plus I don't want to.'

Lucy nodded her head from side to side with her eyebrows raised, she couldn't be mad about her honesty. With a sigh, she reopened Natsu's text box.

'Now send me Gray's.'

Natsu frowned, his muscles tensing slightly.

'No.'

"Why does he have to make everything difficult?" Lucy sighed to herself.

'Please, Natsu. It's important.'

Natsu inhaled through his nose and glared at nothing in particular for a moment before he replied.

'Fuck, fine.'

She smirked when he sent her his number, he couldn't resist her. She shook her head when it heated up at her own thoughts and she opened a new text box.

'Gray, it's Lucy. You should ditch the books and hang out with me, I'm on house arrest.'

Gray smirked at her humor, but the fact that she had his number made him nervous for some reason.

'Can't.'

Lucy pinched the bridge of her nose, this was some fuckery.

'You all need tutors.'

Gray was confused, what the fuck did that mean?

She ignored his text of 'what?' And reopened Natsu's.

'And finally, Gajeel's number please.'

Natsu blinked at his phone.

'What the fuck are you planning?'

'Like I said, its important.'

'Well, fucking tell me then, ass pass!'

Lucy giggled slightly, the cat yawning from his spot on the table. She liked making Natsu mad, it was entertaining.

'But that would spoil the fun, pie face.'

Natsu smirked, his mind filled with nothing but dirt.

'And proud of it, I present your juices proudly!'

'What? Eww! Just give me his number dildo brain.'

Natsu huffed but decided to do what she asked.

'Hello Frankenstein's monster, this is Lucy. I'm bored as fuck in this empty ass house with nothing but a shit ton of video games. Care to join me?'

Gajeel smirked as he looked at his phone.

'You're on, bunnygirl.'

"Fucking finally!" Lucy shouted, tossing her phone on the table and startling the cat as she raised her hands in the air. "Fuck, that took forever!" She ignored the buzzing of Natsu's continuous texts and looked for a game that they could play when Gajeel got there. He wasn't her first choice, but he would have to do.

Hey guys! So I've come to realize that this story is going nowhere... like i have no plot in mind whatsoever. So! I think it would be fun if you guys let me know what you wanna see in this story, throw me some of your ideas if you want, and I'll definitely give you a shout out if I use it. That's only if you want to, I can keep on throwing random shit in here too, either way lol Love you guys!