Gonna skip this
Percy rushed in the big house crashing into Jason, "Guys, I hav-Owww-Im sorr-Oh hey bro"
"SUP BRO"
"MISSED ME BRO?!"
"SURE HELL YA BRO!"
Hazel interuppted their bromance, "Okay, percy what were you saying?"
"Huh?"
"You said you had something?"
"Really?
"PERCY!"
"Ah yes! I have news!"
Annabeth came in pushed Percy aside, "His point is...we have a list of questions to answer!"
"Dang it!" Hazel stomped her foot.
Frank yelled, "20 DRACMAS PLEASE?"
"What do you guys mean?"
"Just betting if you or Percy does the explaining better."
Leo jumped in the window, "So where are do questions and why is everyone staring at me like I'm crazy?"
"Leo... Nobody suddenly jumps through the window and acts like nothing happened!"
Percy suggested, "Let's do the questions in Olympus?"
"Yep!"
Leo yelled, "Cookies to everyone... Oh wait let me sanitize this and put on my gloves. My man, I need to also get my mask and the gas mask too! Dang it, I almost forgot, I touched them when I had to roll them into shape... Let me just throw these away... So uh no cookies!"
Piper screamed," LEO! THAT WAS MY COOKIES?! "
" Never mind... "
" LET'S START! "Travis yelled running through the entire place like he ruled it.
Q1 Kronos, what do you think of Rhea
KRONOS APPEARED.
Kronos: Rhea betrayed me! She even broke up with me!
Percy: Oh my gods, you're single!?
The gods, demigods, everyone: Oh my gods, you're single!?
Kronos:
Leo: Welcome to the single squad. We can be best buds. Here is a tissue
Kronos: [immediately grabs tissue and starts to sob]
Leo: That's the spirit!
Q2 Do Jason and Percy make songs about bros?
Percy: YESSS!
Jason: LET'S SING IT!
Annabeth: Dam
Piper: My life is officially over...
"It was just a stupid day
When Hera was insane
Bitch just gotta be...
One two three!
We are the bros
Cause we are awesome people!
We gotta tiny and large ones
But we still ain't done
We got middle bro!
Big bro
Small bro
Just head to toe
That is the bro bro brooooo
That's all you gotta know! "
Hera: I AM OFFENDED!
Everyone:
Q3 Nico, how did you start to like Will Solace?
Nico: Is that even a question?
Will:
Nico: [Blushes very visibility] When he uh...
Solangelo Shippers: SAY ITTTT! JUST SAY IT! ARHGSJSHHSJSJAFDFHAHAHHH
Nico: I started liking him during the three days at the infirmary.
Will: I always had a crush on you since I saw you in the Titian war.
Zeus: You know when I was young-
Everyone: Zeus, nobody asked
Zeus: Bu-but I'm Zeus
Poseidon: You mean Pull-this
Nico: That's how these conversations always end up to
Q4 What nickname would you give to Gaia
Leo: Potty sludge Princess dirt face. Eternally annoyer.
Frank: MotherDirt bird
Jason: Dum-dum
Percy: Hera1. 8
Annabeth: Diarrhea
Piper: TOLIET container
Hazel: Possess manic
Nico: *BEEP*
Will: I sorta feel bad for Gaia right now...
Q5 Who is the leader in the prophecy of seven?
Percy: Me
Jason: Me
Everyone:
Hazel: make a vote
Jason: 2
Percy: 3
Percy: YASSSS
Jason: #mylifeisover
Percy: Bro
Jason: Bro
Jason and Percy: BROSPAM GAME!
Nico: See what I mean about how conversations go?
This is really short but hope ya enjoyed.