Disclaimer: I don't own KHR or stuff.
Word Count: 974
Tsuna loved his friends.
He really did care for them.
Up until the point they started bickering.
Then he didn't really love them as much.
He just wanted them to stop.
"The government is just hiding all the information, that's all it does," Hayato was ranting, face pink from his tirade of words. "Of course aliens exist! The universe is too big to not be home to other beings –"
"But you can't prove it," Takeshi interrupted, much more relaxed than the other teen, who looked like he was about to throw something.
Tsuna hoped he didn't throw something, last time he did, Takeshi ducked and he had to fix the hole in his wall.
"There is proof, but nobody wants to believe it!"
"Oh yeah, where's the proof show me?"
"Guys…"
"Even if I do show you, what does it matter to you, baseball brain? You've probably already seen the magazines and news channels dismissing it as false –"
"Try me."
"…..guys…."
Hayato's nostrils flared as he reached into his backpack and pulled out a worn looking notebook and slapped it on the table top. The sudden gust of air had Tsuna moving to catch a few papers before they slipped under his bed, not to be seen until the next cleaning day.
….which he should probably do soon.
"This all sounds fake –"
"You're not even trying to believe – "
"If you want me to believe –"
"I've given you evidence! My research and my findings? Or do you think I'm some idiot who can't do that?"
"I didn't say that."
Tsuna exhaled heavily through his nose, honestly these two. He made a face when he stood up and his knee cracked, going to get the one paper that had moved farther from the others. His back had been turned one second, not even two and he was moving, stopping Hayato from whacking Takeshi with his notebook and getting in the way of Takeshi using his Rain flames to put Hayato to sleep.
(Again.)
Tsuna stared out his window, waiting for the moment his friend's realized what he had just done to them and when they stopped struggling against him, he began to nod slowly, "I understand arguing and bickering, I'm all for it…." He paused, tightening his arms a little around his friend's head. "But I swear, you make me want to throw you out the window sometimes."
"…hey Tsuna…" Takeshi started, moving his head a little to see if he could force himself out of the headlock Tsuna had him in. "Don't throw us out the window."
"Tch, throw him out the window, I've done nothing wrong," Hayato grumbled, deciding to not fight against Tsuna. He had seen how this played out numerous times when Tsuna had Natsume in a headlock and though he probably could, he wasn't about to grab Tsuna and throw him over his shoulder.
"Takeshi what are you –"
The baseball player moved, a laugh leaving him as he managed to get out of Tsuna's hold, easily picking up the shorter boy and throwing him onto his bed. Hayato was nearly dragged along, but he only fell over as Tsuna let him go, a shout of surprise leaving the brunet as he bounced on his bed.
"Ha! Oh – " Takeshi booked it out the door, Tsuna throwing one of his pillows at the boys back only for it to smack into his sister's face who just so happened to stick her head in at that moment. He could see Takeshi behind her, mouth slightly open as he looked at him raising his brows as if asking him what happens now?
Tsuna couldn't even try to give a hint of a response as Natsume uttered, "Bitch," and proceeded to pick up the pillow and strode in, rearing back with the pillow and about to hit him with it with all her strength.
"Hiiee! Natsume no!" Tsuna raised his arms up to block the attack, but it never came and when he checked to see why, it was because Takeshi had grabbed Natsume, easily picking her up off her feet. "Catch you guys outside!"
"Tsunayoshi!"
He left out the window, no longer scared of jumping out from the second story and booked it out the gate. He could tell that Takeshi was close behind him and though he knew better, he was glad that he could tell that Natsume wasn't chasing after them.
Back in his room, Natsume threw the pillow onto Tsuna's bed, glaring out the window, before she turned to Hayato who through all that had happened in the last few minutes, had moved over so that he wouldn't be in the way.
"What's up with you?" she asked, thinking of ways she should get those two back.
Hayato merely shrugged, letting his head fall forward onto the table top, "My brain is tired arguing with idiots."
"….excuse me?"
He didn't even bother raising his head, just shook it, "Not what I meant."
Natsume wrinkled her nose, squinting her eyes slightly as she looked between Hayato and the open window, before she sighed and moved forward, tapping the back of Hayato's head, "Come on, let's go downstairs, Mama made coffee with chocolate and we can talk about what I heard you yelling about."
"I wasn't yelling."
"Of course you weren't," her hand moved down from the back of his head, to the collar of his shirt and she gave it a tug. "Come on, up."
He let himself be pulled up by her, making an exaggerated choking sound as he did, earning an eye roll from her. He grabbed his bag and his notebook before leaving the room, thumbing through a few pages and sticking his finger in the place he knew where his most recent notes were.
"There's been odd streaks of light across the sky in Norway…."
Author Note:
I just really wanted to write Tsuna putting his friends in a headlock, cause that just means THEYRE FAMILY. (somewhere early in the story, its mentioned that Tsuna has a habit of putting Natsume in headlocks because he can or she's being annoying.)
We can definitely assume, they're going to first talk about this and then talk about a way to get back at the other two.
Also, if this seems all over the place is cause I just wrote it a few minutes ago and I didn't let it sit for awhile, so I can process what I wrote. :D
Hope ya enjoy!
Sorugao