Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

"Powerful Creatures Speaking, like a dragon or a god"

Divinity System

"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)

"Yin! Put that down!"

"Hnnnn!"

A black-haired girl, roughly five, is holding an entire table over head by one of its legs.

Another girl, this one also with black hair, but with purple highlights zooms around the room, becoming just a blur, I abruptly snatch a bag of cookies off the nearby counter as the blur zooms past.

"Noooo! Yin! It failed!" A squeaky voice shouts.

'these brats are a lot smarter than they should be at this age... hell, Cinder thought 'Purple' was pronounced 'Purble'… ah the memories...'

"Both of you better calm down right now, or I won't be taking you to go see Weiss!" I growl.

The two girls freeze in place, a third black haired girl looks up from her coloring book with a frown, this one with fluffy cat ears that twitch slightly at the thought of not going to see their half-sister.

"Are we all calm now?" I ask with a small frown.

The two mischievous girls pout and look at the floor as I put the bag of cookies up on the top shelf.

I look to the one that causes the least amount of trouble. "Are you happy with your coloring book, Blake?"

She slowly nods once.

"I'm glad." I smile before frowning slightly, then, without even looking back. "Ruby, you better not be going for those Cookies again..."

"HOW DID HE KNOOOOW?!"

"you are going to have an actual breakfast... not cookies."

"B-But I want cookies..." Ruby pouts.

"Maybe one after." I state with a small frown.

"Yaaaay!"

Being the sole parent taking care of three kids is really tough- wait... that makes it sound like Kali and Summer died... they DIDN'T I'm just being forced to take care of three of the Rwbabies for the moment... Kali is teaching at a school in Patch- not Signal, just a regular non-huntsmen school- coincidentally the same school Neo and Cinder are currently in at this very moment... Summer is out learning about her silver eyes from the Grimm Reaper herself, Maria Calavera, who now has her eyes back as some sort of payment.

And Raven?

Raven left...

Not unexpected, really, but I honestly thought I had changed her... Summer was really hurt by it, so it hurt me as well... I really don't like to see her sad, and she was very sad... crying and everything.

Honestly, fuck Raven. Who gives a shit about her? I predict her eventually coming back for Yin, but she can pry her from my cold dead hands... the bitch knows I can see practically the entire planet, so I hope to god she doesn't try anything.

Did she really not care that much about Cinder and Neo?

Ruby tugs on my pantleg. "Hey, dad? Can we go see Weiss now?"

"After breakfast, alright?" I hum. "What do you want?"

"uuuuhhhh..." Ruby hums. "Strawberry... pamcakes!"

'alright, maybe they have a couple difficulties here and there, but they are still a little smarter than Cinder was at this age... unless Cinder planned for us to basically worship the ground she walks on and plotted every single action we took with her...'

Apparently, Demigods actually need to sleep, eat, and breathe... I was just a bit of a wierdo god, and I assume the system granted me that ability.

"Strawberry pancakes?" I ask with a small smile. "Alright, I can do that... what about you, Yin."

"ooh ooh! Pancakes!"

"Blake?"

The girl looks up from the coloring book for a moment and tilts her head, after a moment, her ears perk up.

"Fish sticks..." She meekly calls out.

"I can do all that."

"Yaaaay!" Ruby cheers.

There's a knock on the door.

"Ruby, Can you get the door?" I ask as I grab a bag of flour out of the cabinets.

"Okay!"

She practically disappears.

"UNCLE AZZY!"

I let out a hum and look over as a man with black hair and blond bangs steps into the kitchen.

"Yo."

"Azazel." I nod. "How's the guild."

"It's... just a building right now... no-one is sending us requests."

"That's to be expected as we haven't done anything noteworthy, yet." I hum.

"We need a town name." He states.

"Really?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.

"Yep... people don't really like just calling it 'town'." He shrugs.

"Hrn..." I hum. "Noted... Haven might be a good name, but Haven Academy exists..."

I tap my finger on the counter for a moment as I pause my breakfast making.

"…"

"Eden."

"oooh that's a good one." Azazel smirks. "With us guarding it, it'll practically become the fifth kingdom hm?"

"I hope." I shrug as I return to what I was doing beforehand. "But that's probably still a good fifty years out, though."

"True... anyways, I've got a sign I need to paint..." Azazel shrugs. "Hey, can you maybe make me a girlfrien-"

"I expected that level of pathetic-ness from Qrow... not you." I state with a frown as I pull out a small frying pan.

"Ouch." He winces. "I'm gonna go... paint that sign now."

"Willow." I smile with a small nod.

"Asmodeus." The woman responds with a nod, accompanied by a small hug.

"Dad!" A white-haired girl cheers as she latches to my leg.

I pick her up easily and smile at her. "Hey, Weiss. How are you?"

"I-I'm good." The girl smiles.

The girl in my arms has white hair with several black strands throughout, her eyes are also a deep purple like her sibling's

Weiss Schnee: Divine Rank 25

Daughter to the lesser deity Asmodeus, this girl is being trained to be poised and proper, but secretly wants to be a huntress and be strong like her parents.

Thoughts: Happy that her father is here, loves her sisters but is slightly jealous that they get to spend even more time with their father.

Domains: Winter, Dust.

She's the god of dust... and not the kind that needs to be cleaned off objects... the kind that can create fireballs, hunks of ice, and shock things...

In my arms I hold something that can absolutely CRASH the dust market...

Being the god of Dust and Winter, she's able to make fist sized chunks of ice dust at will... and other kinds with slightly more effort... Willow and I have had to sort of limit the people she meets... it would be disastrous if someone would blab about the 'infinite source of dust'… so many people would have to die because they dared try to use my little girl.

Her powers are quite interesting as well, considering one: she's stronger in the cold, and by that, I mean physically, and power-wise... two: she can create and conjure any sort of winter related weather, blizzards, sleet, hail, gentle snowfall, and even brutal winds! Plus, she has powers similar to that of the Winter Maiden... three: she can make dust that shouldn't make logical sense... electricity dust that shocks but also clings to enemies like ice, steam dust that increases the weight of anything touching it, dense earth dust that somehow keeps its weight even though it floats slightly, as if gravity stopped affecting it entirely, she's really quite powerful... Her and Ruby are probably the most versatile of my kids.

Poor Cinder and Neo, though...

They have no real powers for themselves and I need to be an intermediate deity with a divine rank of at least three hundred to turn anything into even a Quasi-Deity.

"WEIIIIIISS!" Ruby exclaims.

The white-haired girl with black peppered throughout gasps. "Ruby!"

I let her down, only for Ruby to immediately hug-tackle her.

"H-Hey! Let me go!"

"Nope!" The silver eyed girl cheers.

Yin and Blake slowly walk up.

"Hey, Weissy! How are you?" Yin grins, while Blake just smiles and nods.

Weiss eventually frees herself from Ruby's grasp and pouts. "Why do you always do that, Ruby?!"

"Weeeiiiiss! I missed you so much!" The silver eyed girl shouts.

"Why don't you go and have some fun? Willow and I need to catch up."

"Okaaaay!" The four grin as they rush off somewhere into the mansion, never quite out of sight... my sight at least... but at least out of the immediate area.

"So, Willow... how have you been?" I question with a small smile.

"Quite good... had to fire a butler the other day when I figured out he had ties to the Gele Dust Factories, but other than that, it has been a pleasant year... what about your idea for a 'Hunter's Guild'?"

"Oh, that has been going pretty well... I've been putting quite a lot into it over the past couple of months... now it's no longer just a building with only Azazel as a guild master... we've got a small settlement around our home now comprised of guild members... and hopefully people I haven't created sometime in the future."

"How's your father?" I continue.

"Oh, he is fine... just..."

"Out adventuring with Oobleck and Port?" I ask.

She lets out a sigh. "The vaults have piqued his curiosity... and due to his health returning, he wasn't simply confined to his office... Tch... that bullheaded man."

I shrug. "What are fathers, except people who find every conceivable way to annoy you without truly annoying you... why do you think they created the dad joke?"

"…"

"Yes, I am going to absolutely start dad joking once I get into my thirties or so." I smirk.

She rolls her eyes with a small smile. "I'm glad to have you around again, Asmodeus... it's been a while."

I let out a long sigh and scratch the back of my head. "Yeah... sorry for not visiting much last month, it's just... taking care of children is hard... I don't want to mess it up... I mean, I'm the father of six girls... I want to try and let them do what they want, but it's just... so hard to find a balance... I don't want them to be little spoiled brats, but... I'm a god... I can literally give them whatever they want... and when I don't, they just look up at me with heart wrenching looks and I-"

"No, you don't need to explain, I fully understand..." She waves off. "I have to keep my father from spoiling Weiss as well... and while we realistically could get her whatever she wants, I sort of want her to be like me... independent... but I don't want her to face any hardships like I did."

I slowly nod along before posing a question. "Tea?"

"Hm... no... I have a much better idea." She hums with a smirk.

"Oh? And what is it."

She reaches into her shirt and pulls out a line of square packages, each about an inch and a half wide and long, but about the thickness of a coin.

"…"

"oh." I whisper.

Her smirk is extremely smug.

"Willow... think of the children." I sigh.

"I am." She states. "I'm thinking that I'm not quiiite ready for another... but maybe soon~ besides, they'll be playing for hours... we have time."

"Is it some sort of holiday or something?" I ask with a raised eyebrow as she steps over to me, a small sway to her hips.

"We could make it one." She whispers into my ear.

"Hrn. Alright... having five kids in a fairly small home and not daring to do anything... uncouth... has left me a little..."

"Pent up?"

"Sure, let's go with that."

"Should we send a text to your dad about my second vault? I mean... it has just been sitting around for... nearly six whole years now... and I've made a couple extra vaults that are around that are connected to it... so..." I allow my voice to die off.

"Hm?" Willow hums in a slightly dazed voice as she nuzzles her head against my chest. "Oh... yeah... sounds pretty good... I'll tell him later."

Roll my eyes and decide to look around the world for a moment.

'I wonder how Salem is doing-'

I freeze as I notice where exactly she is.

The center of Vale...

I quickly zoom my vision over to her to see what, pray tell, she is doing.

She is surrounded by several other white haired, pale skinned women. "Oh my gosh! How'd you do your eyes? Those contacts are AMAZING!"

She's at Remnant's version of Comicon...

I released a Remnant version of Helltaker onto the internet about a year ago... it has several girls, most based around the titans... however I did include Salem and Ozpin for the lols

Good ol Salem and Ozmirelda... apparently Salem got into gaming and took off with the idea... then cosplayed as HERSELF... I didn't know she was a gamer now... did Merlot build her a gaming setup or something?

Oh yeah... Merlot is dead...

She killed him in a blind rage after he accidentally got a small blood stain on one of her posters...

After she accidentally backhanded him for stepping into her room.

What have I fucking done?!

"Oh, these? They cost quite a lot... but I'd say it was worth it." Salem smiles.

"ooh! What's your favorite character?"

"Salem... Obviously." Salem answers.

Did Salem seriously get into gaming while my back was turned? Honestly good for her... that's one more thing to occupy her infinite time with.

"What are your thoughts on the other characters?" One of the Salem lookalikes ask.

"Well, I find Middy and *Snrk-* 'Kevin' to be quite interesting... did you know that all of the girls except Ozmirelda and Salem are based on the grimm titans?"

"oooh! Really?! That's cool! What about Ozmirelda and Salem?"

Salem just shrugs. "I don't really know... but I really don't like Ozmirelda..."

"Yeah, she's a little bit creepy... with the whole 'this is the first time I've been in a female body before' statement... is she... or he I guess- a body snatcher?'

"That's the impression I got." Salem shrugs.

"Ooh! Ooh! Did you hear how Salem and Ozmirelda spoke to each other? They must have been exes!"

I blink away the vision and lay my head back down as Willow lets out a small groan of protest at the slightly jarring movement.

And thus... I have a jarring revelation...

Salem has an in-universe Rule Thirty-Four page.

My eyes narrow up at the pristine white ceiling... 'Post-Nut Clarity is the worst.'

I look to the newspaper with a frown.

"GDC Vault Hunters Wanted"

I skim through the article that goes on and on about how Jacques needs people to search Remnant for my Vaults.

*Flick*

I reach through the glass table and abruptly pull back, holding Ruby by the back of her shirt.

She freezes in place as she gets caught with her proverbial hand in the cookie jar.

She is holding the hilt of a flaming greatsword- hell, buster sword- with one hand, the sword is so large that it hasn't even been completely pulled through the table turned portal.

I mean, Ruby herself hasn't fully been pulled through, the tips of her toes goes through the table as she hangs there with her knees slightly bent...

"So... what are you doing?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.

"N-Nothing much." She squeaks, releasing the sword as it flops completely through the table and out to wherever the other side lead.

"Why did you have that sword?"

"N-No reason?"

"Ruby." I state with an unimpressed, half-lidded glare.

She looks at the ground with a pout. "I... wanted to play with the grimm out in the forest..."

"That's dangerous." I sigh. "You could have at least asked someone to go with you."

"B-But... Y-Yin, Blake, and me... w-we can never agree on anything..." She whispers. "B-Blake always wants to stay home, and Yin just wants you to brush her hair."

"Ruby" I sigh, my heart cracking at her broken-sounding voice. "You don't have aura just yet... so it's dangerous for you to go alone... I guess I can go with you."

"Right now?!" She gasps, eyes practically shining with excitement.

I let out a good-natured huff and shake my head. "Sure, why not... just let me finish my coffee first, alright?"

"Okay!"

A chair beside me slides out, allowing me to sit her down in it.

"Here, so you won't be bored while I finish the paper." I hum as I reach into the table and tug out a small pack of chocolate chip cookies.

"Cookies!" She grins, her smile falters slightly as she takes a bite. "Not as good as mom's but... still cookies!"

She tilts her head as I flick through the paper.

"Hey, Dad?"

"Yes, Ruby?"

"When is mom coming back?"

"She does come back, just really late." I answer, subconsciously looking across the planet to see Summer stood before a pack of beowolves with the small woman, the 'Grimm Reaper', on her back.

*FLASH*

I wince and blink the spots out of my eyes as her eyes light up and utterly vaporize the dark god's abominations.

The girl frowns and looks at the floor. "Could I stay up and see her?"

I tilt my head. "Hm... She'll yell at me... buuuut I don't see why not."

I turn and level a finger at her. "Though, it is only for tonight... tomorrow, you are going right back to having your bedtime at Eight thirty."

"Okay!" She cheers.

I hold back a laugh as I look to her cheerful expression... she's just so... so cute.

She is giving younger Cinder a run for her money... I honestly don't know who would have won in a cute-off... or maybe I see Ruby here as cuter than she actually is due to the fact that biologically she is mine? A 'parent always loves their kids' sort of thing.'

Her legs swing off the chair as she hums, shoving an entire cookie into her mouth as she sways back and forth.

Nope. She's just that cute.

Ah yes, let me run through the checklist:

1: is Willow in this chapter? Yes? Proceed to step 1A
1A: Ctrl F search for 'Winter'

2: Is Yin in this chapter? Yes? Proceed to Step 2A
2A: Ctrl F search for 'Yang'

Ah yes, it's three Am as I am writing this... and I am really tired...

ALSO, person who is clearly a fan... I'm watching you... you thought I wouldn't know...

You know who you are.

Ominous warnings aside, now we move onto the guest reviews!

Guest Reviews:

Good: Idk, Maybe? A lot of people misunderstood what I meant by crossovers: I didn't mean to phase it as some sort of 'And Ophis actually Existed in Rwby all along!' Thing... Any and all characters from other worlds or things (In the vault's case) are because good ol deus is a little shit and God Plagarism doesn't exist! Some characters might not even act the same, he's just using their image as a base and projecting how he feels they should act... As in, Azazel only has two wings (Currently), and is a cool uncle, but womanizer.
for the eventual crossover, I was planning on having Asmodeus- or perhaps one of his daughters- dip into a new world and cause absolute anarchy to the canon plotline.

Reader451: Yep, these kids are mischievous little bastards... Also, I've never seen anything about Darksiders and Warhammer... I've never played the games- or movies as I am sort of unaware what exactly Darksiders is... I think it's a game- I've never seen any lore videos on them, so I really don't have an opinion on any of that.

Winterfan1: I DO in fact have a plan for little ol Ruby Rose... but it probably wont be there... as I've never seen Fate... frankly I don't want to get attached to characters only for them all to die... violently...

Damn Akame Ga Kill Complex.

Anyways, I'll see you all when I finish the next chapter!