scone with the wind
padfoot
hey jem
you study biology
prongs
i do
padfoot
do you think lobsters get lonely
goose looks lonely
prongs
?
how would i know?
i'm not a lobster expert?
padfoot
i think he's lonely
moony
Why are you so in tune with the emotions of animals?
This like the time you learnt to knit off youtube
Because you wanted to make sweaters for birds in case they got cold
padfoot
yeah well turns out i'm bad at knitting
prongs
why do you think he's lonely lol?
padfoot
he's not moving a lot
moony
Sirius
That's because Goose is fat as fuck
He's gonna get too big for that tank
prongs
have you ever thought about setting goose free
like in the ocean
we could take a day trip
padfoot
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
i'll have to get a bigger tank
i'll look on google
moony
The tanks are gonna get so expensive, Pads
prongs
i know you've got money to burn
but goose is SUCH a dick
Hoes of Hepburn Ave.
brutus
we'd like to request a moment of silence
Marlene McKinnon
?
why?
brutus
sadly, the fifth marauder went to a new home today
goose is no longer in the hoose
Sirius Black
REMUS GOT RID OF MY LOBSTER
Marlene McKinnon
you got rid of goose?!
remus you SNAKE
Marlene McKinnon changed property of sirius™'s name to HISS HISS BITCH
HISS HISS BITCH
He was too big!
And he bit you!
I took him to that weird aquatic fish shop on Brownside Road
The guy thought it was hilarious
Says he's not going to sell him
So you can see him any time
Sirius Black
the worst part is i now have a tank
and no lobster
couldn't have taken that back to the shop could you remus?
Dorcas Meadowes
Mary is on the kitchen floor crying
Sirius Black
appropriate response
Dorcas Meadowes
With laughter
Sirius Black
oh.
alright mum
Wait if you have the tank
How did Remus get him to the pet shop?
HISS HISS BITCH
I put him in a plastic bag
I couldn't carry the tank and the lobster
I needed two hands to field the crustacean
Sirius Black
YOU CARRIED GOOSE IN A PLASTIC BAG
how fucking dare you.
Marlene McKinnon
remus i'm HOWLING
this is comedy gold
Sirius Black
does no one care about my feelings?
Peter Pettigrew
i do
Sirius Black
thanks, pete
Peter Pettigrew
but i am kinda glad goose is gone
he bites rlly hard
Sirius Black
but a playful nibble !
HISS HISS BITCH
It was the final straw when he drew blood
I'm sorry Sirius
But when they get big they can take the top of your finger off
brutus
i've always said goose was a charmer
Remouse
I'm sorry I got rid of Goose
But you know it was the right choice
Serious
:(
i know
but
what if he forgets me?
and likes the aquatic shop guy better?
Remouse
Would it make you feel better if I told you he bit the guy really hard when he transferred him to the big tank?
Serious
lil bit
Remouse
How about if I made you hot chocolate?
And we could watch that documentary about the Mormon polygamists?
Serious
my bed or yours?
Remouse
Mine
Just changed my sheets
Serious
;) ;) ;)