List of Oneshots part 4

by yugiohfan163

Requests are not guaranteed to be done. If they get done, they get done. Don't go expecting any ideas done at the drop of a hat or expect any promises. No ones making any money off these, which means we're not obligated to rush on certain ideas.

21. Chapter 20

List of oneshots part 4

chapter 20

Yui goes ahead and shows off a new invention.

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Yui hummed as he hit something with a large hammer on a work desk. He was also using a saw at the same time while Cynthia was reading a history book while sitting in a chair.

"Daddy? What are you doing?"

"I'm creating something that will revolutionize the world. Something that will make it a better place. Something that will make people recognize me as the superior parent!"

"Wait, but I thought you and mommy weren't making any babies?"

"...whoops, wrong proclamation. I meant something that will recognize me as a real inventor. For some reason I get those mixed up." He chuckled as he scratched his head. "But soon, soon it will be time for my greatest invention!"

"What is it?"

"Ah ah ah, I can't just say what it is now. Something like this deserves a pointless and dramatic reveal to all. Why don't you go get your uncle? Let him know I've got something he'll wanna see, and make sure he goes to the testing area."

"Yes daddy." She said with a nod as she got up and began to walk out of the room. 'I wonder what he made?'

Yui let out a low chuckle while rubbing his hands.

(Few minutes later)

"Alright, is this the right testing room Cynthia?"

"I dunno, maybe?"

"What do you mean?"

"Daddy said just to make sure you went to the testing area."

"...there are over a hundred testing areas, which one did he mean though?"

"He didn't say."

"Well, let's just hope this is the right one then." He remarked as they went into one of the doors, and in the room it showed two men, with one of them having a helmet.

"Alright, ready to test this indestructible helmet?"

"Yep, bring it on!" Called the man with the helmet as the other one raised up his arm to show a gun.

"Starting test number one." He aimed at the helmet and pulled, but the bullet wound up bouncing right off, making him duck as it rikocheted around the room. "Take cover!"

"Wrong room!" Jack said as he slammed the door shut. He and Cynthia moved to the next one and opened it, but it showed one man chewing something while another one jotted on a clipboard.

"Alright, how does the experimental long lasting gum taste?"

"Well it's been an hour and so far so good."

"Nope, wrong room again."

They moved to the next, and inside it showed Yui reading a playboy magazine while leaning against something covered in a sheet.

"Ok, now this is the right room. Hey Yui, how ya doing? Cynthia said you had something to show me?"

"Ah yes Jacky boy, I do." he smiled, tossing the magazine aside and stood up. "And it's something so amazing that you will probably promote me to head scientist."

"Well, I'm head scientist, but go ahead Yui, show me what you got."

Yui moved over and grabbed the sheet. "I give to you, the Dance-Mech Suit MKI!" He pulled it off and showed off what looked like a futuristic looking suit of knight armor with two plasma gauntlets, turned off, a pair of thrusts folded up on the back, with matching ones on the back of the legs. "Tada!"

"...body armor? And it dances?" Jack asked, sounding unimpressed.

"It's not the armor that dances, it's whoever wears it that does."

"...why?" Jack asked with a sigh. "Why would the person wearing it dance?"

"Tell me Jack, have you ever heard a song you love? Love so much that it just makes you wanna get up and feel energized?"

"Sure, every now and then, why?" He asked in confusion.

"Well that powers the suit!" He beamed. "By listening to music that the person loves, this suit will literally pump them up. It stimulates the nerves and muscles in their body to work at ten times the normal power. And it only gets better. The stronger they like the song, the more their abilities increase. I'm talking speed, strength, agility, and in cases where they can't hear music? It has an emergency adrenaline pack that could make a snail bouncing off the walls and beat an olympic marathon runner."

"Wait, really? And what happens if they hear something they don't like, do they become weaker?"

"Nope. They just lose the boost. No aches, no pains, no bloody eyes, no explosive diarrhea, I think."

"Ok…. now who is going to test it?" He asked curiously. "I don't think you or I should be the first one to wear it in case something goes wrong."

"Can I wear it?" asked Cynthia.

"Did you finish your homework?" asked Yui.

"...no?"

"Then there's your answer."

"Aw, no fair!" She pouted before perking up and getting a devious grin. "How about Hyperion?"

"No way." frowned Jack. "I'll call in one of the lower ranked guards and we can put it on them, how does that sound Yui?"

"Well nameless grunts are very expendable, so I'd be offended if you DIDN'T offer." Yui said with a grin as he snapped his fingers and made one appear in front of them. "Here, I even picked one out for us to use!"

"What th- where am I?!" He asked, looking around while holding a sandwich. "Wait, this isn't the break room."

"Nope, but I have good news, you've been handpicked for a very, very special assignment!"

"Aw come on, can't it wait till after I'm done eating?"

"Nope!" Yui said with a grin.

"So, how does he put this suit on Yui?"

"It works like any old knight suit. Just gotta take it apart and slip the pieces on over the body. Don't you watch old fantasies that involve knights?"

"Wait, really? Huh, that sounds a bit inconvenient, is it just as heavy?" Jack asked as he rubbed his chin. "Anyway we could make it a bit like Venom so it can get on and off easily."

"Oh sure, suddenly change the alloy material of a new invention out of thin air. I'm sure that's completely plausible." remarked Yui sarcastically.

"I mean later, and I've seen you literally create nothing out of thin air, if anything that would be easy for you, right?"

"Of course it would be easy, but since this suit needs testing, I prefer to wait and see what happens before improving. I mean what's the point of making working devices without trial and error? That's what prototypes are for."

"Good point. Ok, get the suit on." Jack said as he turned to the guard. "Also, what is your favorite kind of music?"

"Well I kinda like rock n roll."

"Alright, I'll go get the sound system for the rooms set up, you help him get the suit on Yui."

"Ok." Yui walked over and picked the suit up with ease. "Alright, keep in mind any damage done to it will come out of your pay."

"Wait, what? Wouldn't any damages that happen be because of the faulty suit, not my error?"

"Perhaps, but like any project, it's better to blame the person who gets hurt. Now put it on."

"Um...how about no?" Said the guard as Yui frowned.

"You're gonna put that on and test it, or I'll have fun turning you into a sandwich and serving you up. How's that sound instead?"

"...so do I start with the pants or the top part?"

"That's what I thought."

(Later)

"So, how's it feel?"

"A bit snug, but not too bad." Remarked the guard looking at himself. "I feel like I'm in a video game armor, like from Halo."

"Shhh, if I get it patented they might sue me. Anyways, try to see how you can move around."

The guard nodded as he began to move around as Jack returned, holding a large controller and keypad.

"Alright, here we go, all we have to do is type in a specific genre of music or band or song, and it'll start playing on the speakers."

"Sweet. Nameless guard, give the voice command to the armor for it to turn on."

"Um….on?" he spoke, but didn't feel any different. "Uh...turn on?"

"Come on, you need to say it like you mean it."

"Ok, how about suit, turn on?"

"Activating." came a computer voice before the guard saw lights turn on in the helmet with blue lines appearing across the suit. "Awaiting audio input."

"Sidekick! Turn the music on!"

"Equal business partner! And fine." Muttered Jack as he hit a button, and soon AC/DC was blaring through the speakers.

"Ooh, I love them." Smiled the guard as he tapped his foot as 'Shoot to Thrill' started up. "Wow, I used to listen to this all the time in college while stoned off my ass."

"Ok, the next thing you should notice is several tiny points poking in your skin right...now." Spoke Yui before the guard jolted, feeling numerous pricks across his body.

"Ow! What was that for?!"

"To harness your power." Remarked Yui. "They need to go inside or else your muscles and electric neurons won't be affected. Think of it as getting numerous shots all at once, except you're not getting any medicine."

"Ok, and when does this start working?" He asked before he suddenly tensed up as the suit began to hum.

"Beginning muscular stimulant." Spoke the computer before the guard started to feel a tingling sensation go through his body.

"Whoa, I...I...feel amazing!" He spoke while the more he heard the song the more he tapped his foot. "Hey, I'm actually feeling way better than before. Like I could go for a jog."

"Well don't do that, just start dancing!" Yui commanded.

The guard started to jump up and down, letting the song get his body grooving and started to dance with it. "Oh yeah, now this is my song! Fuck all that pop song shit, THIS is real music!"

"Alright, now how does he fight like this Yui?"

"With weapons, duh. Nameless guard, tell the suit to show you the weapons."

"Ok, suit, show weapons!"

"Showing weapons." it spoke before bringing up a list of various weapons in the suit. "Shall I narrow down the selection?"

"Sure, list what I have to use." the guard said with a grin as he kept dancing.

"I'm already showing the list, dimbulb."

"Ok ok, uh….oh! Plasma gauntlets, what do those do?"

"They produce plasma on your arms, allowing them to cut through anything like butter."

"Sweet, let's get those going."

"Yes dimbulb." Said the voice as the guard's arms lit up with blue energy.

"Oooh." he raised them up and took a few practice swings while spotting a training dummy and crouched, only to jump high into the air, higher than average, and yelled before he came down and cut the dummy right down the middle. "Hahaha! This is amazing! I feel great, and so powerful!"

"Try out another weapon!" Called Yui and turned to Jack. "Try another song."

"Ok, how about… some irish folk music." He said as he typed it in and soon 'drunken sailor' began to play.

The guard began to slow down, but kept on dancing. "Wow, this song is pretty catchy. Not AC/DC epic, but pretty catchy."

"You can't go wrong with the irish rovers." Chuckled Jack. "What do you think Yui?"

"Ha! I practically invented that song. I was getting drunk and falling all over ships before you were born. At least I think so."

"That...might be accurate, who knows. Now guard, see if you can activate a new weapon."

"Ok! Uh...oh! Let's try the...gauntlet turrets." He said as guns rose up from the gauntlets and roared to life and began to spew gunfire in the direction he was facing. "Woooh! I feel like Scarface! Say hello to my two little friends!"

"Whoa, watch it!" Jack cried as he dove down to avoid the gunfire, right as a stray round hit Cynthia.

"That tickled." She giggled while getting several holes in her which easily closed back up.

"Ok, stop it, stop it!" Jack called out as the guard let out a laugh.

"Never! I feel so powerful, I bet I can finally do my job around those monsters without having to worry about them grabbing me and eating me!"

"Alright, time to test out the speed." Smirked Yui before he changed the song to 'Gas Gas Gas', making him stiffen up as the turrets go away. "Let's see if some eurobeat will help you get in the mood to really run. Give us an example of how fast you can go!"

"Engaging turbo thrusters in three...two…one….go." Said the voice before the guard shot forward, going straight through the wall.

"WAAAAAAH!" He screamed, moving his legs quickly and barreled through several walls at a time.

"...you really gotta strengthen those walls." remarked Yui to Jack.

"Those walls are two feet thick and full of rebar...he's gonna stop, right?" Jack asked with growing concern. "Yui… that suit doesn't play music, does it?"

"Well, it does have a set of wireless headphones situated in the helmet."

"Ok, so let me get this straight… we have a full armored, super powered guard who is out of control who has an endless supply of energy running around the zoo?"

"With high tech weaponry, don't forget that."

"Of course." Jack said as they heard an explosion in the distance. "Shit."

"Don't worry, I'm sure your men will be able to distract him, right?"

"Yeah, but for how long?" He said as we cut to said guard who had broken through the wall of a holding area.

"Wow! I had no idea I always wanted music like this." He spoke while front flipping several times, making any workers quickly stop and stare when he broke through and went through another. He reached an area that had several lamia soaking up artificial sunlight on a dry desert area and began to slow down. "Crap crap crap, I'm losing juice!"

"Hey, look at what we've got here girls."

"Ooh, man in a can, anyone got a can opener~?"

"I'll bet he has a juicy peach center~"

"Crap!" The man sweated nervously seeing them moving towards him. "I ran too far away from the music!"

"Would you care to activate wireless headphones?" asked the computer.

"Wait, this helmet has those?"

"Yes, would you like me to play some music? I have many different types and genres a-"

"Yes, yes, any kind is fine!"

"Understood, shuffling everything now."

"And please hurry!" he spoke while finding himself surrounded by the lamia, who had their bare breasts on display.

"Let's get this guy out of his shell and see what they're made of~"

"I call first taste."

"No way, I want fi- wait, do you hear that?"

All of them listened and heard what sounded like music coming from the suit.

"What...is there a speaker in there? Hey, anyone know what this guy is listening to?"

"Not a clue."

"Sounds like...country?"

"Who listens to that anymore?" Asked one before an arm shot out and grabbed her by the tail. "Wait, wha-aaaaahhhhh!" She cried as the man lifted his arm up and began to swing her around like a lasso.

"Yahoo! Now this brings back memories!" He laughed as the lamias looked at him in confusion and surprise. "Now let's have us a hoedown!"

"A what?" Asked one lamia before he grabbed her and began to tie her to the other lamia he had grabbed by their tails. "Hey! What the hell are you doing?!"

"Making me a lasso and getting revenge!" He laughed before turning to the other lamias who went wide eyed.

"Slither!"

"Come back now ya'll, we're just getting started!" He called and ran after them and zoomed around them, cutting them off in the blink of an eye and grabbed the nearest one making her scream. "Come now, time for some REVENGE!" He laughed as the suit's eyes glowed red.

"EEEEK!" she let out while Yui and Jack ran as fast as they could through the holes.

"Crap crap crap, this is going to cost an arm and a leg to fix!"

"Or a whole body if the suit blows up."

"Hey Yui, this won't drive the guard crazy, right? He'll still be sane, right?"

"Uh….that depends, all your guards went through intense training to keep a disciplined mind in crazy times, right?"

"...kinda? At first, yes, but this job wears on you, and the girls don't make it easy, plus I get so many new hires a few don't get training."

"Well then I'm sure as long as he remembers who he is, and doesn't start getting a god complex, we should be good to go."

"KNEEL BEFORE ME!" came a loud yell followed by an explosion and bullet fire.

"I'm gonna say he got a god complex, and pretty fast too."

"Shit."

The two of them ran faster and reached an area, only to duck when a guard flew over their heads and saw other guards firing on the one who was launching out bullets and missiles all over the place. In short, it was a literal war zone.

"Shit! God damn it! Fuck!"

"He broke out of the snake corral, he's heading to another containment area!"

"Get the tear gas! We'll make that son of a bitch tear up like a baby and take him out!"

"Yui… I think your suit works too well."

"I know, you're welcome." He remarked smugly while crossing his arms. "So, how many can I put you down for?"

"None until psychological tests can be done, and until we can stop the idiot tearing apart my zoo!"

"Relax, we can be scared and horrified, but only IF it plays heavy metal, but I doubt that."

"I HAVE THE BIGGEST BONER RIGHT NOW!" Laughed the guard before he heard the music start to change.

"Now playing Let the Bodies Hit the Floor."

"Wait, what does that do?"

"It is the next song, you jackass."

"Oh….I knew that." He said as the suit began to hum with power. "Hmm, not bad, I like it!" He grinned as the weapons slid back into the suit, but the glowing red lines lit up brighter as he started to rock his head back and forth, with the suit transforming and bulking up, growing bigger.

"Oh….uh Jack? Promise you won't get mad."

"Yui….talk." Jack said, his expression unreadable.

"Well you know how Tony Stark has the Hulkbuster armor?"

"You didn't...really?!"

"I thought it would be cool!" He spoke before the guard let out a loud roar from the suit, said suit now looking bulked up with the bullets fired from the other guards bouncing off it with it not getting damaged. "I mean come on! Who wouldn't wanna use that kind of armor?"

"THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! I WANNA FIGHT THE BIGGEST, BADDEST BITCH HERE!"

"On the upside, at least I think it's also taking away his natural born sense of fear. I mean that's useful, right? Right?"

"Yui, this is a highly secure facility that houses some of the most dangerous creatures in the multiverse! A giant robot may be useful sometimes, but not always!" He yelled before they saw the suit start running in a direction, smacking regular guards aside without trying and crashed right through another wall.

"Well then it's time I do what I should have done. Smash up my own shit." spoke Yui cracking his knuckles. "Just tell me where he might be heading and I'll cut him off."

"Well, judging by his path of destruction and his former occupation, he might be following his old work route, he would first watch over the snake corral on monday, then on tu- oh shit, he's heading to the giants!"

"Giants here I come!" Yelled Yui before he slid into the shadows while Jack took off running.

With the guard his heart was racing, the heavy metal getting his adrenaline running at full force. He was crashing, stamping, and overall demolishing everything in his path without stopping. "Yes, yes, I've always needed this, now I can get revenge for the broken bones, the teasing, the near death experiences!"

"Shall I increase the volume?"

"Hell yeah, crank it up!"

The song went louder and could be heard through the suit as the guard started to jump when he ran, causing him to fly over several personal who saw him and barrel through the walls without touching the they did so various creatures and people began to escape through said walls and holes.

"Prison break girls!"

"Alright! Smash and grab!"

"Dibs on a cute one!"

As that happened, we pan over to one area that was enormous, with various huge trees in it and large lumbering females dressed up in dresses, skirts, tops, and even a few stockings made from the natural resources. They yawned, feeling a bit bored when suddenly one of the walls exploded inwards.

"FIGHT ME MATILDA!" Roared out the guard, catching them all off guard as the guard huffed in the armor with a growl. "FIGHT ME YOU BITCH!"

"Hey, what is that thing?" asked one.

"Some kind of robot?" guessed another who was munching on a bush in her hand filled with berries. "But why does it want Matilda?"

"I dunno, someone go wake her up. Do you think there's someone in there or is it just a robot?"

"Bring her out here!" roared the guard pointing at them. "I'm gonna kick her ass!"

"Alright, alright, I'll go wait her up, just get ready to die midget." One got up and walked away while the others moved over and crouched down to look closer.

"Say, what are you?" She asked as she poked him, making him stumble back.

"Don't act like I'm some stupid toy!" he snapped at her while clenching his hands. "I'm the guy who is gonna show Matilda, and ALL you giants you don't fuck with me now."

"...do we know you?" She asked as he growled angrily as the song began to end.

"YES! You arrogant women keep teasing me every single time it's my job to watch your huge asses!"

"Hey! My ass isn't big, it's petite!" She growled angrily. "Forget waiting for Matilda, I'm dealing with you now!" She shouted as she stood up and prepared to kick him.

"Ha, bring it on, I'm invinci- wait, what?" He said as the song stopped and classical music began to play, causing the large battle suit to shrink back to normal. "Hey, what's going on?!"

"The song ended, it was only three minutes long, and you have me shuffling music. Also, watch out for the foot."

"Wait no! Turn it-" He was cut off and found himself kicked, going flying through the air. "AHHHHH!"

"Fuck you!" Cried the giant as he flew out of their holding area.

"Would you like me to play a different song?"

"I NEED SOMETHING THAT GETS ME BACK IN THAT BIGGER MODE! ALSO SOMETHING THAT KEEPS ME FROM DYING!"

"That mode has a ten minute cool down period, but I shall find a new song that meets your requirements." She said as a new song started up as Jazz began to play through the speakers as 'Why Me' by big bad voodoo daddy started up. Soon the suit began to change, the legs molding into rockets as the guard found himself flying.

"Oh come on! You mean I gotta wait ten minutes before I can smack those giant bitches around? You could've told me that sooner!"

"You didn't ask, you just got strong and became wild with power. Also, brace for impact."

"Impact?" He said before he flew head first into a wall. "OW!"

"That one."

"Oooh." he groaned pulling his head out and shook it. "Fuck that hurt."

"Yes, and now you are falling, brace for impact again."

"Shiiiit!" he cried out as he went falling down and hit the ground, forming a crater and laying on his back. "Oooh….why doesn't this thing have airbags?"

"The creator saw them as stuffy and would take up too much space meant for the weaponry."

"Ugh...damnit...wait, where am I, I don't remember guarding this spot before." he asked looking around and noticed it was a darker area with what looked like moist ground, barely any light, and numerous trees.

"Unsure, my database does not contain vast records of the facility."

The guard pushed himself up while calming down due to the jazz song and looked around. "Well at least tell me you have some sensors."

"I do, and I can tell that we are not alone."

"No duh." He muttered before seeing several red silhouettes around on the screen, moving towards him. "Crap, I need something more upbeat, now!"

"Yes dum-dum, how about walkin' on sunshine?"

"...please tell me you're messing with me."

"It is quite upbeat, is that not what you wanted?"

"Well yeah, but-"

"Maaaaaaan~"

"Maaaaaaannnnn~"

"Oh shit." he gulped while hearing the song start playing, much to his embarrassment. "G-Get me out of here!"

"Boosters need time to recharge."

"What?!" He cried before he heard the scuttling of several dozens legs as the sensors showed the figures moving closer. "No no no! T-Turn on a light or something!"

"Turning on lights." The voice said as the suit lit up, to reveal around a dozen women with the lower half of centipedes surrounding him, predatory looks on their faces.

"I smell a man~"

"It's not some smelly robot, I smell him too~"

"I want him, let's open him up~"

"GET ME OUT OF HERE!" He screamed backing up and losing strength. "This song isn't helping!"

"Shall I increase the volume?"

"JUST CHANGE IT!" He shouted as he kept backing up until he bumped into something soft. 'Oh please tell me that's a pillow.'

"Oh my, so forward, you better take responsibility~"

He gulped and slowly turned his head and saw one of the girls right there, but noticeably much bigger.

"If I knew we were gonna have company, I would have freshened up, maybe cleaned the place a little, but I guess what we're about to do is just gonna make it nice and messy anyway~" She grinned while licking her lips.

"S-Sorry, I was just passing through, so uh, bye now!" He waved and tried to run, but several of them quickly scurried and cut him off with giggles as the others circled around him, each of them looking like starved coyotes.

"Oh come now, you didn't think it would be that easy, did you~?"

"Why don't you hold still and let us crack open your shell? We wanna see what your soft center is like~"

"I am sensing a danger to the suit, would you like me to play a new song?"

"I need something to get me out of here!"

"YELL AND I SHALL APPEAR!" Cheered out a voice, making the girls and guard look up as Yui was standing on a branch holding a vine. "You there! Get away from my suit!"

"Shit, it's one of the big honchos, scatter!"

"Forget it!" hissed one of them with a scowl. "I haven't gotten any dick for years and I'm not giving up this one!"

"So you have chosen death." Spoke Yui before stepping back and started swinging on the vine down to them. "Aaaaaah aaaaaah haaaa-"

Only to find himself going past them and slammed face first into a tree.

"...let's tear open the metal man!"

"YEAH!"

"SHIT!" he cried out and found himself tackled down with the bodies wrapping all around himself, restraining his limbs while the leader trailed her hands across the head and chest.

"Let's see, where do you unhook this thing?" She chuckled as she tried to find some way to take off the suit. "You and me are gonna have fun~"

"Y-You don't want me! I-I'm a real man toy! I fuck hookers all the time! I'm full of more STDS than Hugh Hefner!"

"Then you should have plenty of experience~"

'SHIT!' He thought as Yui pulled himself free, shook his head, and pointed at them.

"Hey! Hands off the prototype!"

"Then pop the guy out and you can take your stupid suit, we just want the dick!" Shouted one of the girls in annoyance.

"No way! The dick is coming with!" Yui ordered as he crossed his arms.

"Oh come on, just throw us a bone here damn it!"

"Ok." he shrugged before reaching into his hood and pulled out a bone. "Who wants the bone? Who wants the bone? Is it you? Do you want the bone?" he asked, waving it around with a cutesy tone.

"Fuck you!" Growled one of the girls in annoyance. "We aren't dogs!"

"Sorry, my mistake, it's just that you were all acting like a bunch of bitches so I got confused." He shrugged making all of them growl. "All I need is a few collars, leashes, and dog treats, and you could give the kobolds a run for their money."

"That's it! Honcho or not, this bastard is dead!"

"Yeah!" They growled as they let go of the guard and rushed towards Yui.

Yui wagged his finger with a smirk before he slunk into the shadows and vanished, making them stop and look around.

"Hey! Where'd he go?"

"He's hiding like a coward!"

"No! I'm running like one!"

All of them turned and saw Yui with the guard, slinging him over his shoulder and waved.

"Bye ladies, try not to chew on your asses." He called as they let out a roar of rage. "I'll be back later with a few biscuits and chew toys!"

"Hey, get back here!" All of them lunged at him, but he vanished in the shadows again, causing them to crash together in a large pile, tangled up in each other.

With Yui he reappeared on the other side of the wall, with a very confused guard. "And thus, my good deed for the day is paid."

"Uh...thanks?"

"No prob." Yui dropped him on his stomach. "Now get out of my suit."

"Um… do I have too?"

"I could just return you back to that pen in only your underwear."

"Ah! Ok ok! You can have it back."

"Good." smirked Yui, right as Jack ran over, out of breath, sweating, and looking close to throwing up. "Hey Jack, where you been?"

"Following you! You cut over several enclosures so I had to go around them!" Jack groaned."So, you got the suit and the idiot who caused several security breaches and million in damages?"

"No I kept the suit here and sold him to the black market, of course I got him and the suit back."

"Alright, alright, for all I know you dragged the sucker out and dropped him in the mershark tank and you were holding an empty suit."

"Silly Jack, if I did that, you'd never know." Chuckled Yui in a dark tone.

"At this point I wouldn't blame you, and the point I was making was I couldn't tell if the guy was still in the su- you know what, forget, just get him out of there before he does anything else."

"On it." Yui reached down and put his hand on the head, making the suit glow blue before it suddenly started to unlatch and fall to pieces, literally, leaving the guard exposed. "Done."

"Good, now it's my turn to deal with him." Jack said darkly as the guard gulped. "You fucking IDIOT! Do you have any idea how much you fucked up?!"

"Uh….a lot?"

"A lot doesn't even begin to cover it! And Yui, I am not buying that damn suit!"

"Aw come on! It was working awesome! I mean with the weapons, the boost in abilities-"

"Not worth it!" Jack cut off. "It's too unpredictable! What happens if it hears two songs at the same time, or it makes everyone go power hungry?!"

"Oh please, every person has a thirst for power, they just can't quench it unless given the chance."

"And that makes this suit too powerful! In fact, I'm banning it from my labs!"

"Oh come on, every invention goes through trial and error."

"Then you do that on your own time! You give me a suit that is easier to control, THEN we can talk business!"

"Fine, but I'll hold you to that." Yui said with a sigh. "So, what do we do with test subject number one?"

"Oh I've got a long list in mind for him." Jack said as the guard gulped.

'Maybe I should have stayed with those centipede girls.'