Kamen Rider CD
Episode Twenty: Kazooie-Tooie-Threeie 2018
LAST TIME,… ON KAMEN RIDER CD…
An American otaku, Christian Rice, has begun his destiny, and has become the Hero of Legend, by obtaining the powers of Kamen Rider CD. Making his way to the World of Banjo-Kazooie, Christian was excited to meet the stars of the first game he ever played. Meanwhile, Gruntilda the witch was freed from L.O.G. 's Factory by Trainib, a member of Stom Niway. She attacked the duo and the Riders, but they were able to defeat Another Banjo and Another Kazooie. And now, Gruntilda has a plan to fix the monsters… One which shall be a first for Another Kaijins…
WORLD OF BANJO-KAZOOIE. SPIRAL MOUNTAIN.
" So, this Stom Niway is responsible for everything…?" Banjo asks, and Christian nods in confirmation.
" So, what can we do to help take them out?" Kazooie asks.
" Well, it seems like we've already taken down the Another Hero for this world," Baxter says, "Or in this case, Heroes. So, we should be able to leave by now. A portal would normally open when we complete our task in a world."
Christian thinks to himself. "Bax is right. We should be gone by now," he thinks, "Does that mean we have more to do in this world?"
MEANWHILE… AN ABANDONED BUILDING, ISLE O'HAGS
" How is the fusion coming along, Gruntilda?" Trainib asks, a smile on his face.
Gruntilda is stirring in the cauldron, and she turns to the villain. She cackles, and says, "It's going along swimmingly. A few minutes, and the Anotherwatch will be restored, with its new power."
" Great!" Trainib responds.
However, the man freezes time, and sighs to himself. "This dumb witch is too cocky," he says.
" As are the other villains we've been supplying watches to," a familiar voice says.
" Yeah, don't these villains have any humility by this point? They've failed so much before," another says.
At that moment, two portals open up, and out steps Nachi and Cinan. Trainib smiles and he says, "Why, hello there, Nachi, Cinan. How are you two?"
Nachi twirls her hair, replying, "Cut the small talk, Trainib. We've decided to see what you're up to in this world."
" Yeah," Cinan adds, "It seems like you and the witch have a plan up your sleeves."
Trainib chuckles, and he answers, "Yes. We've built a special cauldron for her to fuse the two watches I gave her before. They couldn't defeat CD and the others before, but combined, they should be able to destroy that meddlesome Rider."
" Well then, we shall be on our way," Cinan says, and Nachi adds, "Shall we begin work on the next phase of our plan?"
Trainib smiles, and answers, "Yes. Please."
The two open a portal, and they walk through. The portal closes, and Trainib thinks to himself, "If the Hero thinks we're gonna give up so easily, then wait till he sees what we have planned for his world…"
JINJO VILLAGE. ISLE O'HAGS. MINUTES LATER.
" Are you sure Gruntilda is here, watch boy?" Kazooie asks, turning to Christian.
" I said she MIGHT be here, Kazooie," he responds, "I'm picking up on some residual time energy from an Omniwatch. It's most likely an Another Hero."
" But, didn't you beat Another Banjo and Kazooie?" Baxter asks, "What else could she have?"
" I don't know," Christian answers, "But, we need to put a stop to her plan, and send her back to L.O.G.'s Factory."
" Right," Banjo adds.
" Hello there, Hero of Legend," Trainib says, catching the heroes off guard.
The heroes turn around, and are surprised to see Gruntilda and Trainib there. "Who are you?!" Baxter asks.
" Me? I am Trainib, the leader of Stom Niway," the villain answers.
" And I'm here to destroy that meddlesome bear and bird once and for all!" Gruntilda adds, pointing to Banjo and Kazooie.
" We've beaten you before, bone head," Kazooie says, "And we'll beat you again!"
" Right. When Kazooie and I work together, you stand no chance," Banjo adds.
Gruntilda stands there, cackling to herself, annoying Trainib and confusing the heroes. "What the hell is she laughing about?" everyone thinks.
" Unlike our past fights, I shall be victorious!" the witch yells.
She pulls out an odd, deformed Anotherwatch, which shocks the heroes. "Wh-What the hell?" Baxter mutters, "Is that an Anotherwatch?! What did you do to it?!"
" Using a special cauldron, Gruntilda here combined the Banjo and Kazooie Anotherwatches together," Trainib explains.
" Well, now I'm gonna end your schemes," Christian says, "NOW!"
Christian and Baxter attach their Ziku Drivers, and activate their watches.
CD! / BAX!
They attach them to their belts, and they pose, shouting, "HENSHIN!"
They turn the belts, and transform into CD and Bax, respectively.
RIDER TIME!
KAMEN RIDER CD! / KAMEN RIDER BAX!
CD SLASHER! / BAX BUSTER!
CD and Bax summon their weapons, and charge at the villains. However, time freezes, and when it resumes, the two are standing behind the Riders, who jump backwards. "Damn it! Why are you doing this?!" CD yells, "Why are you guys trying to destroy the Omniverse?!"
" Why? Why, you ask?" Training repeats, "My associates and I named Stom Niway that way for a reason. All of three of us… we are people who were destined to die… in our respective time periods. However, we came across portals, which brought us to an abandoned world. There, we set up our base, and made it our mission to exact revenge on existence itself for leaving us to rot…"
" Time periods?!" CD thinks to himself, "Is he serious?"
" B-But,... even if you had such disastrous fates, that's no reason to destroy reality!" Bax retorts.
" Tch," Training mutters, "Like you Riders would understand. You two have lived glorious lives."
He turns to Gruntilda, saying, "Gruntilda, would you please…?"
" Of course!" she answers, "Behold! Another Tooie!"
She presses the button on the Anotherwatch, and throws it into the air. It is soon surrounded in dark energy, and begins to change shape. It drops to the ground, the darkness fading to reveal a monstrous combination of Another Banjo and Another Kazooie. On its shorts is the word "Tooie". And on its backpack, is the year 2000. This is the Kaijin Hero Another Tooie.
TOOIE!
" I-It can't be?!" CD asks, horrified at what he sees, "A fused Another Kaijin?!"
CD couldn't believe his eyes. He never expected a fusion of Another Kaijins before. "Are you insane?!" he yells, "Not even the Time Jackers did that?! It's dangerous!"
At that moment, an odd egg lands at CD's feet. He barely notices it, before the egg, a grenade egg, explodes. CD goes flying, crashing into a rock wall. He reverts to normal, and Bax calls out his name. However, Another Tooie flies at him, and delivers a powerful charge, knocking Bax out of his transformation. Then, it fires an ice egg at Banjo and Kazooie, freezing them solid. Christian struggles to get up, holding the Banjo Omniwatch in his hand. He activates it, and inserts it into his Ziku Driver.
BANJO!
" Henshin!" he shouts, transforming into CD, before assuming Banjo Armor.
RIDER TIME! KAMEN RIDER CD! ARMOR TIME! GUH-HUH! BANJO!
CD charges at Another Tooie, and throws a slash. However, the kaijin dodges the attack, and pulls out the Kazooie part of its body, slamming it onto CD. He grunts as he catches his footing. "Damn it!" he mutters, "Try this on for size!"
KAZOOIE!
He activates the Kazooie Omniwatch, and switches out the Banjo watch for it. He turns the Driver, and soon, he dons the Kazooie Armor.
ARMOR TIME! BREE! KAZOOIE!
He flies at Another Tooie, knocking it down to the ground. However, it gets up, and chases after CD into the air. The two clash in the sky, but after three strikes, CD is knocked to the ground, canceling his transformation. "D-Damn…!" he mutters, struggling to get up.
" Yes!" Gruntilda chants, "Soon, victory shall be mine!"
" And the Hero of Legend will meet his end," Trainib says, "But first…"
The Stom Niway member opens up a time portal, and points to it. "Send Another Tooie through this portal. It'll interrupt your second battle with the bear and bird, and kill them," he explains.
Christian hears this and thinks to himself, "Huh?! Second battle?! Does he mean 'Banjo-Tooie'?!"
" You heard him, my monster," Gruntilda commands, "Go kill that duo in the past!"
The kaijin nods in agreement, and walks through the portal. "N-No…!" Christian mutters, before he passes out.
THIRTY MINUTES LATER.
" Christian!" a voice calls out to the unconscious Rider, "Christian! Can you hear me?!"
" Huh?" he thinks to himself, "Whose voice is that?"
" Hold on," another voice says, "I'll wake him up…"
" HA!"
" YEOWCH!" Christian cries out, as he jumps into the air, crying in pain.
His ass is on fire, and he jumps around. "Shit! Shit! My ass is on fire! HOT! HOT!" he cries out, dancing around.
He pats on his ass, and then, dropping to the ground, performs "Stop, Drop, and Roll". "Well, looks like that worked," the second voice calls out.
Christian turns to the voice, and sees Kazooie, a smug smile on her face. She's walking around on her own, and Banjo is glaring at her. "Kazooie!" the bear says, "That wasn't very nice!"
The bird shrugs her wings, replying, "Hey, I woke him up, didn't I?"
Baxter, meanwhile, is laughing his ass off. "Jesus! That was hilarious!" he says, "You should've seen your face, Christian!"
Christian groans, and walks over to Baxter, before smacking the back of his head. "Ow!" the man cries out, bending over.
" Next time, shut up," Christian mutters.
" Kazooie used a Fire Egg on me, didn't she?" he thinks to himself, "Sigh… I always liked Banjo more anyway…"
" How long have we been out?" Christian asks, and Banjo replies, "About thirty minutes."
" Shit!" Christian exclaims, "We need to hurry! If we don't stop Another Tooie in the past, you'll cease to exist! And Gruntilda can take over the Real World!"
" But, how can we do that?" Kazooie asks, "It's not like we can travel through time…"
Christian then smiles, and he pulls out the duo's watches. "Maybe…," he mutters, "We can defeat Another Tooie… if I can combine your powers…?"
This surprises Baxter and the duo. "Y-You can do that?!" Banjo asks.
" Yeah," Christian replies, "If they can do it, so should we."
Christian holds the watches against each other, and he focuses, closing his eyes. " Come on!" he thinks, "Please work!"
The two watches glow, with the Banjo watch covered in a blue aura, and the Kazooie watch in a red aura. This surprises the heroes, and soon, a white flash blinds everyone. Within a minute, the light fades, and Christian is surprised to find a combined, special Omniwatch in his hands. In his hands, was the Banjo-Kazooie Omniwatch. "I… I did it," he mutters, a smile on his face, "I actually did it!"
The heroes all smile, and Christian then says, "Alright, guys! I'm going back! Wish me luck!"
" Good luck!" Banjo and Baxter say.
" Try not to die," Kazooie mutters.
" Kazooie!" Banjo calls out, annoyed.
Christian chuckles at this, and he opens a portal, before jumping through.
TOP OF CAULDRON KEEP, DURING THE FINAL BATTLE OF BANJO-TOOIE. 2000.
" Finally… After two years… Revenge time!" the bony Gruntilda calls out, as she pokes out from the HAG 1's entrance.
Banjo and Kazooie stare up at Gruntilda, ready to engage in what they hoped to be their final battle with Gruntilda. The Bregull retorts, "Don't bet on it, Bonebrain!"
" We'll see, little bird, we'll see…," Gruntilda mutters.
However, before the battle can begin, a portal opens up, and out steps Another Tooie. The duo and Gruntilda are shocked by the creature's appearance. "What the heck is that?" Kazooie asks, and Banjo replies, "I don't know, Kazooie. I wonder if the game is glitching up?"
Another Tooie growls at the duo, and charges at them. It punches the duo, knocking them to the ground. Gruntilda is shocked by this. "What is this creature?! she thinks, "And why is it helping me?!"
" Though, maybe this can be helpful," she mutters, "That creature can weaken the bear and bird for me,... and I'll deliver the finishing blow."
" I don't think so!" a voice calls out.
Gruntilda turns to the source of the voice, as another portal opens up. Christian jumps out, delivering a shoulder bash to Gruntilda. He then lands on his feet, wobbling around. "Wh-Whoa…!" he mutters, before facing Another Tooie, who is surprised.
" Now I've got you," Christian says, "I've got just the thing to take you down!"
Christian attaches the Ziku Driver to his waist, and pulls out the Banjo-Kazooie Omniwatch. He presses the button in the center.
BANJO-KAZOOIE!
He then pulls the watch pieces apart, and he inserts the watches into both sides of the Ziku Driver. He poses, and shouts, "Henshin!"
Turning the driver, the Banjo and Kazooie Armors are summoned, and Christian is transformed into a blank CD suit. The armors then begin to attach to CD.
JIGGY TIME! BANJO! (GUH-HUH!) KAZOOIE! (BREE!) YAHOO! TOOIE!
Then, a visor forms, depicting "B-T" for Banjo-Tooie. CD stands there, in his new form. He has shoulder pads in the shape of Banjo and Kazooie's heads from the Health HUD, called the BK Head Shoulders. He has a Kazooie shaped rifle, called the Breegull Blaster Blaster. This… is Kamen Rider CD Tooie Form. Gruntilda and the duo are shocked by what they see. "What the hell is going on?!" Kazooie calls out, and CD poses, saying, "Don't worry about it, Kazooie! I'll save you guys!"
CD turns to Another Tooie, and points at it, saying, "This is my Tooie Form! Time to show you the power of teamwork!"
CD holds the Breegull Blaster Blaster up, and notices a dial on the rifle. "What's this?" he asks, and turns it, as a screen displays a Blue Egg.
EGG TIME! BLUE!
" Oh, I got it!" he says, aiming at Another Tooie and firing.
Blue eggs are shot out of the Blaster, crashing into Another Tooie, knocking it to the ground. "No!" Gruntilda shouts, "That creature was gonna help me!"
CD turns the dial a few more times.
EGG TIME! ICE!
Firing at Another Tooie again, the monster is frozen in a block of ice. CD flies into the air, and he presses the buttons on the watches.
JIGGY FINISH TIME!
Cracks start to appear on the ice surrounding Another Tooie. CD notices this, and thinks, This is it!"
He turns the Ziku Driver, and begins to charge up an energy blast with the Breegull Blaster Blaster. He flies at Another Tooie, who at that moment, breaks free. The kaijin looks around, and then, looks up, seeing CD crashing down, surrounded by aura.
JIGGY… TIME BUST!
CD crashes into Another Tooie, causing a massive explosion. CD flies out, reverting back to his base form. The Tooie Anotherwatch flies out, reverting back to two Anotherwatches. They then explode, destroyed for good.
SPIRAL MOUNTAIN. THE PRESENT DAY.
Christian and Baxter shake hands with Banjo and Kazooie, smiles on all their faces. "Thank you so much for helping us," Banjo says.
" No problem, Banjo," Christian replies, "Anything for my first video game heroes!"
" Kazooie, do you have anything to say?" Banjo asks, and his feathered friend mutters, "Yeah. Don't screw up with our powers."
" Kazooie!"
" Fine, fine," she says, "Thanks for protecting us in the past."
Christian and Baxter chuckle, with Baxter saying, "Sure thing, Kazooie. We'll be careful."
" So, what happened to Gruntilda?" Christian asks, and a voice says, "Oh, I've handled that…"
The heroes jump in shock, as behind the Riders, stands the Lord of Games, aka L.O.G. "Oh,... it's just you, L.O.G.," Banjo says, "You scared us…"
" I found Gruntilda hiding in the Isle O'Hags, and I brought her back to my factory, bounding her there for eternity. The boundaries are locked, so no one besides me can get it," the monitor deity explains.
" Well, that's good," Christian says.
At that moment, a portal opens up, and everyone looks to it. "Well, time for us to go," Baxter says, and Christian bows to Banjo and Kazooie.
" Thanks for being my introduction to video games," he says.
Then, the two Riders walk through the portal, and it closes.
" I hope we get a game for saving the Omniverse," Kazooie mutters, and L.O.G. says, "Maybe one day soon enough…"
? WORLD. JANUARY 2019.
Soon, in a familiar town, a portal opens up, and out steps Christian and Baxter. "Man, that was a crazy adventure!" Christian mutters, stretching his arms.
" Yeah," Baxter replies, "I wonder why it was so grand…"
" Probably a 'movie-length' adventure," Christian responds.
The two then stand still, looking around. "Hey,... Baxter… are we-?!" Christian mutters.
" I think we are…!" Baxter responds.
The two are standing around Lynchburg, Virginia. In the Real World. "We're home…!" they mutter at the same time.
NEXT TIME… ON KAMEN RIDER CD!
Christian: We're back in the Real World?!
Trainib: We need to strike the Hero's home world.
?: You want me to be a Kamen Rider?
So Okuno: Take the BeyonDriver, and help your older brother...
CD: That can't be! It's you…!
NEXT EPISODE: "BROTHER RIDER 2019"
ALSO…
?: Welcome to Rumor Isle!
The prophet of the King of Time…
Christian: Woz?!
?: Oh, I'm not Woz… Not technically...
Powers that never existed…
Evil Kamen Rider: I will end you, and become a king!
CD: Not if I have anything to say about it!
So Okuno: It's you…! The original…!
KAMEN RIDER CD THE MOVIE
LOST LEGENDS
COMING SOON
Hello everyone!
I'm happy to finish the first story arc of Kamen Rider CD! And with that, brings my Upgrade Form, Tooie Form!
Banjo-Tooie was the first game I ever played, and so, there was no better equivalent of Decade Armor for me to have!
Next time, we'll begin the introduction of the tertiary Rider, and begin adventures in the Real World!
Also, I am working on the "Lost Legends" movie special! Once I finish it, I'll focus on more chapters of High School AmZ, and try and go back and forth every few chapters!
Until next time!