Bobby spent the next three hours running all over town to try to find the mayor's office, but he found nothing. Sadly, his stamina couldn't his match determination as he stopped by a comic book shop to catch his breath.

Bobby: (worn out) "Man, where could this... hard to find... Mayor's office be!"

Just then he heard the door of the comics store open as a man with a gray swirly mustache, a tuxedo and holding a comic joyfully in his hands walked out.

Mayor: "I do say. The adventures of this heroic individuals and his compadres is simply stupendous!"

Bobby: (thinking) "That must be him, wait a sec, he reads comics too? Makes sense."

Quickly Bobby ran towards the man before he lost him.

Bobby: "Wait sir! Please stop!"

Mayor turned around and saw Bobby stop in front of him as he breathed heavily before he asked him his question.

Bobby: "Are you the mayor of Royal Woods?"

Mayor: Why yes I am, young man. Who are you?"

Bobby: "I'm Bobby Santiago and could really use your help if you're not to busy."

Mayor: "Well of course I have the time, Mr. Santiago. I will be happy help. What is it that you need my help with."

From there, Bobby explained to the man everything going with the Loud family, much to the mayor's shock.

Mayor: "My word! I had no idea. I should've been informed of this sooner."

Bobby: "It's not your fault Mr. Mayor. Chandler can bribe anyone with his stupid money."

Mayor: "Well, do not worry my fair man. I will assist you in your troubles."

Bobby smiled at the elder man, who smiled back at him.


Back at the Casa Loud...

The deconstruction crew was getting quite annoyed at their current situation. First the Louds and some of their friends barricaded themselves in the house, then one of them ran out in the house in a hurry, and now even more of their friends put themselves in the path of their bulldozers, wrecking balls and steamrollers.

Josh: "C'mon kid. I don't want to do this either but I have my orders."

Haiku: "We're not moving, you corrupt soul."

Josh: "What are you kids? Suicidal?"

Liam: "Not really?"

Zach: "We're just doing what we think is right."

Penelope: "Just like you guys are."

This caused the deconstruction crew to stop briefly as they began to talk amongst themselves. They knew that this was wrong but they couldn't just give up now and go to the slammer, they need to see this through.


Meanwhile, inside the house, Lincoln, the younger members of his family and some of his other friends were setting up some defenses with what they could get their hands on, just in case that their was the slightest off chance that Chandler's paid thugs might storm the place and wreck it from the inside.

Lisa: (pours a bunch of bacon grease on the stairs) "Alright bacon grease at the correct position on the stairs, everyone!"

Lincoln: "Good job Lise. Catch this."

Lincoln takes out a box of marbles and throws it to Lisa, who catches it.

Lincoln: "Okay, now carefully spread the marbles all over the upstairs floor."

Lisa: "On it elder male sibling."

The smarter younger sister goes to her room and began to spread out the marbles from there.

Lola and Lana meanwhile were tying a bunch of the former's pageant sashes into a rope for something.

Lana: You sure you want sacrifice your sashes for this sis."

Lola: (sighs) "Well, I obviously don't Lans. But if it's to save our home, I might as well play my part in helping to save it."

Lana: "Wow..."

Lola: "What? Got a problem with that?"

Lana: "No, of course I don't. I just... never thought you would be so sacrificial about this. I'm honestly surprised. (narrows her eyes) Alright imposter, who are you and what have done with the real Lola." (pinches Lola's cheeks)

Lola: (pushes Lana back) "Stop that mud diver! I'm the real Lola, I swear. (lets out a sigh) I know this is surprising, but when I was on the roof, I've come to realize that I've been a bigger brat than some of my other sisters and even Lincoln to an extent. So I'm going to try my hardest to work on that and not let my self centered, self serving, bratty nature consume me so much."

Lana: "Oh really. I don't believe you. You've been saying that for a long time that I've been your roommate, so I'm not going to just believe you right off the bat, so I hope you realize that."

Lola: (looks down) "I know, but don't you worry sis. I'll do my best to try and not think of myself so much. I promise you that."

Lana: "Prove it with your actions then Lola. Cause after all, actions speak louder than words."

With that, the twins continued setting their trap in silence.

Albert and Mr. Grouse were in the kitchen setting up defenses there by setting up a set of plates on a disc launcher.

Mr. Grouse: "This should work."

Albert was setting a trip wire to a toy arrow that was armed with a bunch of forks and spoons.

Albert: "Ok, all set up here."

Lincoln: "Alright, everyone. Status report."

Ronnie Anne: "My trap is all set up Lincoln."

Lana and Lola: "Ours is set up too."

Lisa: "The stairs are all greased up elder male sibling."

Clyde: "Our mouse trap launcher is all set up over here dude."

Pop-Pop: "The kitchen is ready grandson."

Lincoln: "Okay, now let's hide."

Everyone quickly ran somewhere to hide.

Back outside, The deconstructive crew got past the group of kids and decided to just storm the house as one of them kicked the door open.

Josh: "Alright, if the Louds won't come out, we'll just have to force them to come out. Alright boys, let's wreck a house!"

To be continued...


I apologize for this chapter being a bit short and I think a bit rushed in my opinion.

First off, some news:

The next chapter of the Exiles is finished but I'll publish it now and then begin and finish writing some chapters for some of my other stories including the next chapter of the Exiles and a long forgotten one. So please be patient.

Second, this mini arc is coming to close in the next chapter so consider this one a penultimate chapter.