Erina thinks Alice and her aide are totally shameless.

"R-Ryo, stop! I told you it's too big for me! I can't possibly fit that in my mouth!"

The sentence alarmed Erina, who so happened to be passing by Alice's room in the Nakiri Mansion. What was too big?

"Ya little prissy bitch," Erina heard what could only be Kurokiba, except a tad more aggressive than usual. He probably had that bandana on. "Just shut up and open wide, yeah??"

"Ryo! Language! And be gentle with me!"

"Why should I be? Don't try to make it as if yer some innocent little lassie... I know you want it, you wench."

Want?? What does Alice want?! And the coarse language coming out from Kurokiba's mouth was way too much, causing Erina to blush. A proper aide of the Nakiri family simply mustn't be talking like that!

"Manners, Ryo!" Alice could be heard reprimanding him. She was also moaning scandalously, but it was difficult to pin if it was from pleasure or discomfort.

"Manners? What are those? Just give in to what your body needs and put it in that filthy mouth of yours!"

Put it in… Put what in?! The thought made Erina turn even redder.

Alice seemed to be struggling and whining. "R-Ryo! I can't take any more….!"

"Quit whining or I'mma have to tie you up and force you!" Kurokiba threatened.

"Ugh, I don't want it! It's too big and salt--mmpphh!!" Alice's voice was muffled, as if someone just stuffed her mouth with... Something.

"That's it, suck on it like a good little girl!"

Erina felt herself sweating, not sure what entirely she was hearing. That, and it was so odd and scary to hear Kurokiba like this, completely turning the tables around and bossing his mistress this way. Alice was moaning loud enough to be heard across the hallway.

Erina closed her eyes, and decided to push open the door. Behaving so scandalously like this was unbefitting of the Nakiri family, and there was the off-chance that Alice was actually being harassed and forced to suck on... Whatever it was.

"Stop this at once!!" Erina yelled, barging into the room.

The two were quiet, and didn't respond. Erina slowly opened her eyes, only to see Alice sitting on her couch, backed into a corner by Kurokiba who was shoving a piece of mackerel into her mouth with some chopsticks.

Alice was chewing with a disgusted look on her face. She finally swallowed it all down after a few seconds. "Dammit, Ryo! I told you to cut it for me in bite-size pieces! Stop trying to shove the whole thing in my mouth!! Why do I have to be the experimental tester for these salting techniques you're trying, huh?? That is SALTY!"

"Of course it's salty, it's SALTED FISH, what part of that don't you understand?!" Ryo was, as expected, wearing the bandana and talking back at his mistress.

Erina was just standing there looking confused. She wondered if they noticed her so that she could just somehow slip away and pretend she wasn't there.

"What are you doing here, huh?!" It was too late, as Ryo suddenly turned to her. "Want me to put that God Tongue of yours to work now? I can handle two Nakiri gals just fine!"

"H-How rude!" Erina said, not at all used to being talked to in that manner. "Put your aide in his place, Alice! Now, I'm going to pretend none of this happened." Erina walked out of the room, shaking her head.

As she walked away, Erina could hear the sounds of Alice squealing, screaming and moaning again. All Erina could think of was that her cousin and her aide were simply so shameless.

a/n: Happy 20 chapters/fics to this madness! I have so much free time orz when will this pandemic be over?! until then, I have spare time to write, so hmu with reviews/prompts/ideas/anything!

Also Ryo making people eat food almost always sounds like he's asking you to suck his *bleep*