Magic Trick
In his spare time, Gilderoy Lockhart liked to indulge himself in muggle entertainment. However, he felt that the muggle movies, even the M rated ones, didn't have enough sex scenes. Instead he went to see a magician live on stage. While the auditorium seats were being filled, Lockhart went on and on to the guy sitting next to him about how he had stomped on the Thwomp and whomped the Whomping Willow. The guy died of boredom before the show even started. When the show did start, the magician pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat and everyone applauded. Then he did some funny card tricks which everyone liked. Lockhart decided to spice up the show by casting "Obliviate" on the magician. He suddenly forgot how to do all of his best tricks and had to apologise profusely to the audience. Then Lockhart stood up and announced "I'll show you all a good trick! But I'll have to step outside for a moment." Lockhart left the building and from the street he cast "Dodongo". A giant bomb fell onto the building and blew it up, killing everyone inside. Quite pleased with himself, Lockhart danced away into the night.
So sad.