When Jiraya woke up to Menma looking at him with a worried look, he was surprised. He knew how clingy Orochimaru could be so he thought he would never wake up as him.
Menma saw his eyes open, and he got a huge hug from the kid.
"I thought you had died, old man!"
He rolled over and muttered "Brat"
"Is Jiraiya-San awake, Menma?"
"Yep! He called me a brat!"
He heard Tsunade's laughter. He thought he'd never hear the sound again.
"Hey wake up pervert! Let me check you!"
Tsunade sat on his bed and smiled at him, and he smiled back.
"So what the hell happened?"
After he explained what he had done while he had been trapped with Ocimaur and he killed his teacher, he felt horrible.
They had tried to tell him that it wasn't him, but he didn't believe them, he was horrible and he should just leave Konoha.
But then Tsnade told him she had expected that position of Hokage and was coming back with them, so maybe this wasn't all bad.
They started to make his way back to Konoha, when Kakashi told him about the shark that flirted with him…
"I am definitely going to write a short story at the end of the next Icha Icha book about that!"
Meanwhile with the Akatsuki:
Sasori was surprised to say the least when an angry Itachi followed by a smiling Kisame walked in.
As soon as the door closed behind them Itachi exploded.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, KISAME, FLIRTING WITH KAKASHI!" yelled Itachi
The rest of the Akatsuki looked surprised. Even Pain looked shocked.
"What? He's hot, and plus, have you seen his backside?" Kisame whistled after that as he looked down at Itachi
"THAT IS MY KAKASHI-SENPIE!"
The room went quiet after that Itachi seemed to realize what he said. He covered his mouth and started to walk away.
"Senpai?" asked Hidan
The whole Akatsuki started to die of laughter as Itachi ran to his room before slamming the door.
Before Kimame made it worse by saying
"I'll do Itachi's Senpai~"
No one noticed in the Connor how Tobi started to radiate KI before saying "I'll kill them both, that's my Bakashi!"