[The IPSA Science Corps Presents]
[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]
[The following is a recording of the F.A.N.F.I.C.T.I.O.N Antidisclosure project]
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The Camera pans past the Pool containing the Mach 4 Sub and the L.A.S.T (land air sea transport) and the Personal Mini Sub storage rack and launching system. It then moves past the second pool with the Waterjet floating in it leading to its wide and deep canal. Sitting at the end of a third long and wide canal on a launch platform is an all-black triangular shaped waterjet with a black-out cockpit. It has no distinguishing markings aside from a small white S on the side of the cockpit. And in the back above the lone impeller is the words "doesn't exist-sorry."
"welcome fellow inventors," Kowalski said, "I forgot what I came here for…"
Skipper hit Kowalski in the back of the head, "sorry but you don't have the clearance Kowalski."
"Luckily I do," Skipper said, "don't worry about Kowalski…he can't handle the truth…but hopefully you can…"
[name: WJ-202S/Stealth Waterjet]
[type: watercraft]
[odds of threatening to destroy the entire world: N/A]
[DESCRIPTION OF INVENTION]
"It a version of the Water-jet," Skipper said, "Only tooled for maximum stealth and maximum speed."
"what's going on?" Kowalski said.
"nothing," Skipper said as Rico knocks Kowalski out with a wooden practice sword.
"it has been enhanced with a turbo charged jet-powered impeller that can travel at roughly 40 knots," Skipper said.
"what going on in here?" Private said.
Rico sprayed him with amnesia mist then kicked him out.
"It been specially designed with a sonar disrupting shape and made with sonar reflecting materials," Skipper said, "also painted all black…for night or deep-water missions."
[Workings of the Invention]
"CLASSIFIED!" Skipper shouted.
[testing of the invention]
"Double Classified!"
[Final notes]
"triple Classifed!"
[Invention Success/Failure: Classified]
"You didn't see anything," Skipper said giving his hypnotic stare.
"didn't see what?" Kowalski said entering the shot.
"exactly!" Skipper said.
"I'm so confused," Kowalski said.
Kowalski turns and sees the stealth waterjet for the first time, "hey, that kind of looks like the waterjet!"
Rico throws a model of the S.S. Ensign at the back of Kowalski's Head knocking him out.
Rico then drags Kowalski off screen.
"like I said…you didn't see anything," Skipper said.
The Hovering Fridge slams into the camera knocking it into static.
[jingle] "Kowalski's Invention Vlog!" [ding]
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