ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – Angry Confetti
The Shield moves to Hollywood and Seth and Sasha continue their long distance relationship.
Will Stephanie McMahon Hardy and Bayley Black Heart succeed in taking NXT from Triple H?
Find out in the next episode of The Bonehead and the Brain.
A/N: This chapter contains scenes that are suggestive in nature and not suitable for younger readers.
Chapter Twenty Two – For the Love of Harvard
Harvard Campus, Cambridge, MA
When the Shield and Sasha Banks got to Harvard, Miss Alexander had already left. DX had come over with ATM to meet with Remi and RJ who were getting married at the end of the month. As far as Hunter was concerned the trip to the Pentagon with Miss Alexander was still on and it would take more than his son's animated protest to change his mind about the trip.
Sasha was greeted warmly by DX and when Remi saw her she broke into tears. "I can't believe we're both gonna have a baby," she said to the Boss who hugged her lovingly.
"Save the celebration for later right now, we got Bayley trouble," Sasha said and Hunter rolled his eyes as Stephanie and Bayley flew in and touched down beside them.
"Well if it isn't DX Inc's Most Unwanted. What are you two doing here?" Shawn asked Stephanie and Bayley.
"We're here on personal business and we suggest you stay out of it," Stephanie said and they went to look for Miss Alexander.
"Hayworth can we borrow your dorm for awhile?" Seth asked Hayworth who shrugged.
"Sure you can have it for as long as you want, I'm leaving for New York City in a few days," Hayworth said and Seth and Sasha's faces lit up excitedly and they ran off to Hayworth's dorm.
"Do you know what they want to do in there?" Alexa warned Hayworth and Remi and RJ answered for her.
"Pregnancy sex," they said at the same-time and Hayworth quickly ran ahead of the expecting couple and cut them off.
"I'm sorry guys you're going to have to wait until I leave before you have marital relations in my dorm room again," Hayworth said and Sasha banged her head against Seth's chest in frustration.
"Ow!" Seth cried out and Hayworth stood back in fright.
"Wow she is twitchy," Hayworth said. "I hope I never get a woman pregnant,"
"Seth let's go to my mom's house," Sasha said desperately and Hayworth left them alone not wanting to hear anymore of the conversation.
"We are not having sex at your mom's house," Seth said firmly and Sasha kicked the walls.
"Why are you holding out on me?" Sasha said and Seth ran away from his wife and hid behind Alexa Bliss. Sasha was not deterred by Little Miss Bliss, "I'm not scared of your Armour Bearer, I will snatch her out of the way in a New York Minute!"
"No you won't, you can't do a thing to me Sasha. As Seth's Armour Bearer, you can't get to him without getting passed me," Alexa said and Sasha went to move Alexa but it was like grabbing steel.
"Why are you so heavy all of a sudden?" Sasha asked Alexa.
"I'm his Armour Bearer, do you know how heavy armour is? Not even Hunter could move me when I'm protecting Seth," Alexa said proudly. She loved being Seth's Maid of Armour, it was an upgrade from being the smallest person in the room all the time.
"You're protecting Seth from me, his wife?" Sasha said defiantly.
"No, I'm protecting Seth from his angry pregnant wife. You need to learn your role and practice self-control," Alexa said calmly.
"You did not just quote the Rock at me," Sasha said. "I worked with Dwayne for six weeks and he wouldn't even be brash enough to get in my way right now,"
"Rocky might be the Great One but he ain't got nothing on Alexa the Great," Alexa told Sasha. "Now calm down and obey your husband. He said wait so guess what that means you gotta do Mrs Rollins?"
"It means I gotta get you outta the way, I'm sorry but this can't wait!" Sasha said and she went to get Bayley, the only person she knew who could stand up to Alexa Bliss.
RJ and Remi watched the episode between Sasha, Seth and Alexa and checked their mantles for information from God.
"Remi's also pregnant and I have only slept with her once since then. Its not like she's clawing at me trying to get me in bed because she's pregnant," RJ said to Seth.
"I got this one Seth," Randy Orton said before Seth could answer. "Sasha loves Seth and he is the only man she will ever love, so when her husband that she dearly loves tells her to wait when she wants nothing more than to make love to him, it drives her crazy. That's how strong her emotions are because he's the only man that will ever make her feel that way. That's why when they finally do make love, it'll be sweet and pleasant, not sour and bitter like when you and Remi decided to break up after you got her pregnant. That's how a woman should act when she can't be with her husband the way God designed them to be with each other. Sasha is not the exception, Sasha is the rule and if you two wanna have a happy and long marriage I suggest you go a little crazy Remi because RJ should make you act like that too. That's if you Truly love him as you claim to do,"
Remi shrugged, "I guess I need a chance to miss RJ. We've been together for so long I guess I just got used to him," she explained.
"Maybe you should spend some time apart then when you come back together it'll be like dynamite," Shawn suggested and Remi hugged her father.
"That's a good idea daddy, maybe I should go to Hollywood for awhile too like Sasha did," Remi sand and Seth frowned.
"Go to Hollywood? Did you not see the effect absence has on my wife, you think your soon-to-be-husband can handle that sort of demand?" Seth said and he turned to RJ. "No offense kid,"
"None taken, I'm more of a man than you'll ever be and I'm not even out of college yet," RJ bragged and the Shield laughed at RJ Orton.
"College kids say the dumbest things," Roman said.
"You're talking to a Harvard student not a dumb college student, I guess you can call me the Roman Reigns of Higher Education," RJ said and Roman smiled.
"Your son's got personality I like that but he's got a big mouth like you too and if he mouths off to Seth one more time I got no problem putting my foot in it," Roman said and Seth blushed.
"Roman you're too much," Seth said happy to have so many allies. "RJ's cool its not like his fiance would ever leave him for another man. Something like that must make a man really confident in himself," Seth said sarcastically and RJ scowled at him but not as much as Remi did.
"How dare you insinuate that I would cheat on RJ, I can be like Sasha I just need a little guidance that's all, I'm new to this whole marriage thing but I'll get the hang of it, right mom?" Remi asked Amy who was silent. "Mom say something,"
Seth took the opportunity to save Amy from an awkward exchange with her daughter and rescued her from the conversation, "I'm sure my wife will be back to try and tear my clothes off in a second, why don't we go talk in Hayworth's room until she cools off?" he said and he glanced back at Shawn. "Do you mind?"
"No sir go right ahead, if I trust my wife to be alone with any man it's you Seth," Shawn said and Hunter looked hurt.
"That really hurts my feelings," Hunter pouted.
"Sorry Hunter but it's the Truth. I've never seen a man flirt with a woman as much as you flirt with Amy, its disturbing," Shawn explained.
"Well I am the true love of her life, just like I'm the true love of Sasha's life," Hunter said and Chyna laughed at her husband's delusion as Stephanie McMahon came back over to them with Bayley.
"That science nut is nowhere to be found, this trip was a total waste of time," Stephanie said and Hunter smiled at her.
"Well at least you got to see me," he said and Stephanie blushed which everyone noticed.
"Looks like the fire's still burning," Alexa said to Trish who grimaced at the thought of Hunter and Stephanie together.
"Yeah its burning alright, in Hell," she said as Sasha looked around frantically for Seth. She actually had Bayley by the arm having convinced her to get along until after she had made love to her husband.
"Take that Bliss, now Bayley's gonna put you in your place! Hey where's my husband?" Sasha said looking around for Seth.
"He's in my dorm room having a conversation with Aunt Amy and you are not going in there with him in the state that you're in," Hayworth said much to Sasha's consternation. "In fact I think I got the perfect thing or you,"
"What that Harvard sweater? I'm not wearing that thing it makes me look like a Harvard snow globe!" Sasha said.
"A very sexy snow globe," Hayworth said and Hunter frowned at his son.
"Did you just flirt with a pregnant woman son?" he asked Hayworth who grinned shyly.
"Yes I guess I did," Hayworth said coyly and Hunter applauded him.
"That's one more thing that proves that you're my son,, now go get that sweater and get back here and give your old man a hug you little Degenerate!" Hunter said and Hayworth walked away as quickly as he could while Hunter cried tears of pride. "There goes the greatest son a dad could ever have,"
Shawn and Randy looked at Hunter offended, "We take offense to that," Randy said.
"Let's face it both your sons are losers, my son is head and shoulders above them both," Hunter said.
"You realise my son is married to your daughter," Shawn said.
"Yeah and my son is marrying Shawn's daughter," Randy said and when he said it out loud he looked at Shawn and suddenly realised how awesome that was. "Wow Shawn, we're gonna be in-laws,"
"Yeah, we'll see," Shawn said waiting for Amy's view on the matter before he celebrated the coming together of the Orton and Michaels family.
Meanwhile in Hayworth's dorm Seth had at least five minutes until Sasha burst into the room demanding that they make love like the passionate parents they were about to be. It gave Seth a moment to do what God thought he did best and that was make people feel better about themselves when they were down. There was clearly something upsetting Amy and Seth was going to get to the bottom of it right now.
"What is it?" he asked her gently as she pulled a long lock of her red hair behind her ear looking into her own thoughts with a deep sigh.
"I'm not comfortable talking to you about this Seth, normally when something's really bothering me I talk to my husband," Amy said looking at Seth who shrugged with a smile.
"I'm really good at listening, you can't write me off just because we don't share the same last name or have kids together. Give me a chance to help you," Seth said and Amy's cheeks flushed red.
"Wow," she said with a smile. "Last night you insulted me to my face by saying I was jealous of Alexa Bliss and now you're making me feel like I'm on the only person on the planet who matters. You really are called to this and here I was thinking God was just being nice to you for getting Roman through cancer,"
"Can we not talk about Roman right now?" Seth said and he drew closer to Amy, "I wanna talk about what's going on in that Big Red head of yours. How come you aren't happy for Remi and RJ? Don't you want them to get married in a couple of weeks?"
"It's not that I don't want them to get married I want what's best for my daughter and I just know that this isn't what she needs right now. Being married is a huge responsibility and Remi is only 19 years old. She was supposed to come to Harvard and graduate the top of her class and then get married to whoever she chooses. I don't want the sole reason for my daughter getting married to be because RJ wants a Michaels baby," Amy explained and Seth nodded thoughtfully. "Don't get me wrong Seth I get it, I'm all about legacy I'm a part of the DX legacy. But I was a legend before I even dated Shawn, like way before and I wanted my daughter to have a legacy of her own before she became an Orton,"
Amy let out a deep sigh and rested her head back while Seth rubbed his chin thoughtfully before speaking.
"Do you want me to ask God to stop the wedding?" he asked and Amy looked at him suddenly with a serious look on her face.
"You mean, go behind my daughter's back and enforce my will over hers?" Amy said pensively and Seth nodded.
"Yeah that's exactly what I mean. You're her mom, you have every right to do that. If you think that this is best then you can override her plans to marry RJ," Seth said and Amy gasped.
"Seth I'm so happy I talked to you about this, otherwise I would never have thought of this! You're brilliant!" Amy said and Seth smiled bashfully.
"Give God the credit He assigned me to your crazy family," Seth said and Amy hugged him suddenly.
"I'm gonna think about this but thank you so much for talking with me about it. Shawn would have never suggested this in a million years!" Amy said.
"I guess that's why God appointed me, I'm completely impartial," Seth said as Amy caressed his head lovingly with her hot and anointed hands.
"You don't know how happy you've made me Seth," Amy said and Seth's eyes widened as Amy gave him a friendship kiss.
Just outside Hayworth was running after Sasha with his Harvard sweater refusing to let her enter his dorm until she was wearing it.
"Just put it on it won't hurt you!" Hayworth said barely able to keep up with the legit Boss who still had Bayley by the hand with Alexa not far behind.
"I told you I'm not wearing that thing. If I put it on I won't want to have sex with Seth anymore!" Sasha said and Hayworth nodded excitedly.
"Exactly so put it on and then I'll let you into my dorm," Hayworth said guarding his dorm entrance as Sasha reached for the door handle.
"Bayley open the door and tell Seth I'm ready for him," Sasha said and Bayley couldn't believe what she was hearing.
"Are you serious? You know I'm trying to break you guys up right?" Bayley said.
"Get a clue Bayley, chariots couldn't break us up right now. Just open the door and tell him I'm almost ready, I just need to reason with this Harvard nerd. I can't believe you're Hunter's son," Sasha said and Hayworth shook his head.
"Neither can I," he said as Bayley opened his dorm room door and he flung the Harvard sweater over Sasha's head and she shook it off with the ferocity of a thousand pitbulls.
"No way Hayworth I'm getting laid right now!" Sasha insisted and Hayworth backed up holding his sweater to him in awe of the pregnant Boss and the mammoth task that Seth was about to undertake, at least it seemed mammoth to him.
When Bayley opened the door Alexa walked in with her and when she saw Amy kissing Seth she quickly slammed the door shut.
"Now that was a friendship kiss," Bayley said to Alexa who couldn't believe what she had just seen.
"Oh hey Lexi, we're done you can go back to guarding Seth now. He was a great help, I got exactly what I wanted," Amy said to Alexa sweetly before turning back to Seth with a smile. "Bye Prayer Warrior,"
Amy blew Seth a kiss before leaving a stupified Alexa Bliss with more questions than answers and Bayley with a very amused look on her face.
"Seth, you kissed Shawn's wife!" Bayley said and the Architect nodded with an amused look on his face.
"She kissed me," he replied. "And it was totally innocent so get that look off your face Bayley,"
Bayley disagreed, "No old friend I know that look and you only get that look when a girl really turns you on," she said. "You are so lucky Sasha wasn't here to see that or that would have been the ass-kicking of a life-time,"
Alexa remained silent and Seth waited for her to weigh in on what happened, "Well where were you Lexi? If you had been here while I was talking to Amy she probably would have left without kissing me," Seth said crossing his arms.
"She obviously was so turned on by you she forgot about the friendship kiss rule," Alexa said with a shrug.
Bayley laughed, "Alexa do you have cotton candy in your eyes or something? That was no friendship kiss sister, that was a straight up kiss," she said and Alexa grew agitated.
"Just shut up," she said and she sat down next to Seth. "Were you at least able to give Amy some good advice before she decided to violate her own rule by kissing you on the mouth?"
"Yes I did, that's why she kissed me because the advice I gave was so good!" Seth said proudly.
"Well then that's all that matters so quit blushing like a fan boy and re-focus. Bayley's only being nice to you because Sasha wants to have pregnancy sex," Alexa said and Seth broke out into an ecstatic smile.
"And things just got even better," he said and he pulled his hair out and shook it loose over his shoulders. "Send in the Boss, I'm ready for her now,"
"Oh my God!" Bayley said as Seth started taking his clothes off and Alexa forced her out of Hayworth's dorm like a RAW security guard, "Let me go he's taking his clothes off, let me go!" Bayley screamed but Alexa would do no such thing and she shoved Bayley down on her butt while holding the door open for Sasha who had a clear shot of her husband naked and waiting for her to join him in Hayworth's dorm.
"Dammit!" Hayworth cursed as Alexa slammed the door shut. "I haven't even finished packing yet!"
"Oh he is so hot!" Bayley said writhing on the floor outside Hayworth's dorm and Hunter's only son watched her behaviour with morbid curiousity.
"He's married you know? Have some respect for yourself woman and get up off the floor," Hayworth said pulling Bayley up to her feet. He suddenly noticed that she was dressed in tight black clothing and spiked metal jewelry with a black heart tattoed on her upper shoulder blade. "You know its on my list to date a girl with a tattoo before I graduate from Harvard. What do you say we go out for a bite to eat Miss um?"
"Bayley," Bayley replied and Alexa almost choked.
"You are not dating Bayley Black Heart," Alexa said firmly.
"Why not she's hot?" Hayworth said.
"If you date Bayley then you are a Bonehead just like your father," Alexa said and Hayworth gasped in horror.
"You take that back!" Hayworth snapped as Hunter came over to find out what all the noise was about.
"Take what back?" Hunter asked Hayworth.
"Alexa doesn't want me to date Bayley," Hayworth said and now it was Hunter's turn to choke.
"I don't want you to date Bayley either, she's unemployed and she's hanging out with my ex-wife. None of those facts add up to a healthy relationship, especially for a dude selling hot dogs for a living. She would eat you alive son you need to stay away from her," Hunter said and Bayley smiled at Hunter evilly and put her arm around Hayworth.
"You know I would love to get a hot dog with you," she said and Hayworth suddenly felt strength leave his body and an evil presence surrounded him.
"On second thought I think I need to say goodbye to all my friends before I go and that could take up some time, so I don't think I'll be free for a date after all," Hayworth said and he broke free from Bayley and stood next to Alexa.
"Don't worry she's not as bad as she pretends to be. Bayley's just one big act, aren't you?" Alexa said and Bayley played with her ponytail.
"Am I acting about wanting to be with Seth? No I'm not, I'm dead serious about being the real Mrs Rollins," Bayley replied.
"Just like I'm serious about making sure that never happens," Alexa said and Hunter and Hayworth realised she was guarding Hayworth's dorm from Bayley. "Go ahead, try to get passed me. You'll fail just like you failed at that Stephanie McMahon-Hardy make over,"
"Hey I look good, don't I Hayworth?" Bayley argued and Hayworth suddenly looked like he'd smelt something bad.
"I feel like I've been touched by a monster," he said and Hunter didn't like the effect Bayley had on his son.
"Okay truce is over, get the Hell outta here Bayley and take my ex-wife with you," Hunter said and Bayley pretended to look at her watch.
"I think I'll wait for the two lovebirds to come out of Hayworth's dorm before I break this truce. I would love to see the look on Seth's face after making all that love to Sasha only to realise I was out here waiting for him the whole time. It'll be a classic!" Bayley said.
"And then what are you going to do Bayley? Jump on him? Have you ever wanted to make love to someone who the very sight of makes you want to vomit? Because that's how Seth feels everytime he sees you, in fact that's how we all feel about you Bayley. You are making us all sick and we are done feeling grossed out by you. So I want you to find Steph just like Hunter said and go fly around Boston, whatever takes you away from Seth the fastest," Alexa said firmly and Bayley walked up to her, reached behind her and put her hand on the door knob to Hayworth's dorm room. "What are you doing get back!" Alexa said firmly.
"Aren't you sick of pretending that I'm the only one who wants to see Seth naked all the time? If you were anymore of a hypocrite Jesus himself would be rebuking you right now. Just open the door and have a look. If you really wanna understand what drives me so freakin' wild about Seth, just have a look and see what all the fuss is about. Then maybe you won't be so quick to judge me all the time," Bayley said and Alexa's face hardened.
"You listen to me you demented deviant, I don't want to see Seth naked. He's my friend and I care about him, the last thing I want is to add my name to the list of people who pretended to love him and Sasha when they didn't. I believe your name has been on that list for quite some time Bayley, don't expect my name to be there anytime soon," Alexa replied firmly and Bayley pressed herself against Alexa so that Alexa was pressed up against the door.
Hunter watched nervously, "Alexa are you okay, have you got this or should I pull Bayley off you by her ponytail?" he asked but Alexa shook her head.
"No I got this boss, you and Hayworth can go. She can't do anything to hurt me anymore, those days are over," Alexa said but Hunter and Hayworth refused to leave Alexa alone with the dark diva.
"Listen to them Alexa," Bayley said with her chin on Alexa's head. Bayley had Alexa pinned so that she could hear every sound coming from Hayworth's dorm. "You know what that is? That's the sound of pretence, an act, something that seems real but it isn't,"
Alexa remained stoic as Bayley tried to move her out of the way. She held her position as Bayley continued to rant like a mad person, "So noisy aren't they? Ain't nothing but compensation for all the nights Seth stayed up wishing he could be with me. All that heavy breathing, sighing. Nothing but guilt disguised as pleasure. You know, the way Buddy felt about you before he dumped your ass and went back to Australia,"
Alexa felt strength rising up in her as she didn't get upset by Bayley's low blow, "Talking about my ex-fiance, that's real tough Bayley I don't know how I'll recover from such a low blow," Alexa said with mock tears.
"How's this for a low blow?" Bayley said. "Buddy's dating someone now and guess what? She's not from Australia, she's living right here in the United States. Would you like me to tell you her name?"
"You know what I would like Bayley? I would like to go back in time to that night in New York, the night you claim Seth told you he loved you and then suddenly changed his mind out of nowhere the next day and started dating Sasha. Take me back to the night that turned you into this evil sociopath with nothing better to do than to troll Seth and Sasha's entire friendship list. If I go back to that night with you, then maybe I could have been the friend that could have talked you out of becoming this person that everyone hates and Seth and Sasha feel sorry for. You're such a joke Bayley and if you ever think that Seth is going to look twice at you after being in bed with the Boss you're just as delusional as you are crazy," Alexa said and Bayley rolled her eyes waiting for Alexa to finish talking so she could tell her the name of the person Buddy was dating.
"Her name is Charlene MacKenzie, Seth calls her Mac. They used to date but you already knew that part didn't you Alexa?" Bayley said and Hunter covered his mouth in shock but Alexa remained in position.
"There's a lot about Charlene MacKenzie that I know, including her phone number so don't worry I'll find out who she's dating for myself. Not that I care of course," Alexa said and Bayley grimaced at her.
"So Buddy breaks up with you to date Seth's ex-girlfriend and you're gonna tell me that you don't have a problem with that? Or more importantly, don't you think there's someone that we both know that would have a problem with that? Its time to stop this façade Alexa, like I said I'm not the only one who wants to see Seth naked. This is the only time I'm going to help you, you're own your own from now on Bliss," Bayley said and she walked away to find Stephanie and find out what happened to Miss Alexander while Alexa tried to shake the sensation of Bayley being pressed up against her out of her head.
"Come on guys hurry up and make love already, I really need to talk to you both before Sunday," Alexa said and she banged on Hayworth's dorm loudly causing Seth and Sasha to answer it.
"Can we help you Bliss?" Seth said annoyed.
"Can you please hurry it up God boy? Something's happened and I need to bring you up to speed," Alexa said and Seth looked back at Sasha who was smiling beatifically over Hayworth's bed.
"We were just about to head to the bathroom, so I'm gonna need like four more hours," Seth said.
"Make it four more minutes and let's go, we've got serious business to take care of. You can have more pregnancy sex when we get to Clearwater," Alexa said and Seth's face narrowed.
"Clearwater? That's MacKenzie country, what's going on with Mac is she okay?" Seth asked Bliss.
"Not now Seth we'll talk when you're done, you're almost done right?" Bliss asked hopefully but Seth shook his head joyfully.
"Bliss I haven't even gotten started, look she's still on the bed. We've got at least four parts of this room to go before we stop," Seth replied. "Can you please look into this thing with Mac and then I'll follow up with you later tonight when we're done?"
"Later tonight?!" Sasha called out coming over to the door and Hunter covered Hayworth's eyes while laughing at how badly Seth and Sasha's night was being botched by Bliss. "We'll be spending the rest of the night here Alexa, so pull out your diary and schedule all future meetings with Seth for another time,"
"Sasha listen to me I totally understand you're pregnant, you wanna have sex now more than ever plus you haven't been with Seth for six weeks but this is way more important," Alexa tried to explain but Sasha had already shut the door in her face. "What am I gonna do now, I can't go to Clearwater by myself? I need Seth with me in-case Buddy is really with Mac,"
Alexa rested her head against the door and asked God to guide her again. A few moments later Hunter approached her.
"So are you really gonna stay there all night? I don't think Seth and Sasha are going to be coming out anytime soon," Hunter said and Hayworth hit his head wondering if he was going to have to sleep in another dorm tonight.
"I'm Seth's armour bearer and I can't go anywhere without him so if he says he's gonna be in here all night, then guess where I'm gonna be?" Alexa said and Hunter gave her an incredulous look.
"Wow you're really taking this assignment seriously aren't you?" Hunter said and Alexa nodded. "Well at least take my son's headphones, you don't need to hear those two animals act like they're on some mission to prove who's the best lover around here. They can moan with indescribable pleasure all they want I'm the only lover Sasha will ever need and you can Bank on that,"
"Thanks boss, great promo, maybe I'll use it next time on RAW," Alexa said pulling Hayworth's headphones over her head and she waited for Seth and Sasha's long overdue love fest to end. She prayed for strength as they went at it deep into the night knowing that this was the right thing to do. She had to protect them at all costs, even at the cost of her own personal dignity as only a true Maid of Armour would.
Hayworth returned to his dorm hours later to find Alexa still guarding the door. He smiled at her impressed at her fortitude.
"Here, I thought you might need this sweater. At least you won't get cold while you're waiting for your friends to wrap up whatever they're doing in there," Hayworth said and Alexa smiled at him taking the Harvard sweater from him.
"Thanks kid, Harvard's a better place with guys like you graduating from it instead of guys like Seth using it for pregnancy sex," Alexa said and Hayworth walked away trying to shake the image of that sentence from his innocent Brain. As Alexa pulled on the sweater all her sexual tension disappeared and she found herself thinking of ways to stop Bayley and help Seth and Sasha. Suddenly the most troubled girl at Harvard was the smartest girl in Harvard. "And I didn't even have to enrol!" she said pulling out her iPhone and started writing down ways to get back at Bayley for trying to make everyone's life a living Hell. Although the brain she was now using was telling her that Bayley wasn't trying to raise as much Hell as she was trying to help. There was clearly more to her story about Mac than Alexa realised but come Sunday at Clearwater Baptist Church, everyone was finally going to know the Truth once and for all.