The test is the next day. To say Sasuke is nervous would be a lie. Sasuke is overconfident. He could do anything those two idiots can come up with. Sasuke is awesome like that.

The only thing that bothers him that they have been waiting for three hours already yet neither of them has shown up yet. Sasuke is sure Obito left the house before him. What could be so important that they have to arrive late to Sasuke's special day.

'Sorry I'm late. I did want to come so I did something else instead.' That's Obito accounted for. Now the other one. Which doesn't take that long.

'Sorry I'm late. I had to do some mindful exercises to make sure I don't go insane.' That Sasuke doesn't believe. Obito tells them the truth but Kakashi goes and lies about stupid shit. How horrible. 'You might be wondering what this test is all about.'

'You have to steal these bells from us.' Obito says as he holds up two bells. Kakashi does the exact same thing. 'Kakashi. I was supposed to bring them!'

Kakashi blinks. 'Huh. I though we agreed that it was me that would bring them.' He holds his own bells in Obito's face.

'Asshole. Never mind. Just do your best. You have till noon.' Obito puts his bells away and steals one from Kakashi. Kakashi just stands there dumbly.

'Are there things we can and can't do?' Sakura asks the teachers.

Kakashi shrugs. 'Not really.'

Obito is quick to put a hand over Kakashi's mouth. 'Kakashi wait!'

'What is it?' Kakashi tilts his head to the side.

Obito puts his head in his hand. 'They can't use the rinnegan.' For obvious reasons. Sasuke doesn't mind. He has the mangekyo anyway. Not that they know about that.

'What rinnegan?' Kakashi's face is full of surprise.

Obito grabs his hair with his hands and nearly pulls it out of his head. 'Sasuke's!' He points his hand to the boy. Sasuke doesn't know what has gotten into Kakashi.

'What are you talking about. He has two normal eyes.' Kakashi moves his head to the other side. Sasuke blinks. This man is truly stupid. He doesn't deserve to be his teacher.

'I think you are insane my man.' Obito shakes his head in desperation.

'What are you talking about?' Kakashi keeps acting oblivious.

'Shut up.' Obito snarls at the man. He then turns to the students. 'Start!'

It doesn't take long for all student to have disappeared. Well, all of them except Sasuke.

'You think you can handle us?'

'I'm pretty sure I can.'

'Do your best then.'

'Susanoo!' As the giant man appears around Sasuke the two teachers swallow. They knew Sasuke had strong powers because of the rinnegan. But they did not expect the mangekyo sharingan as well. This is not going according to plan.

Sasuke charges at the two men who are now running away as fast as possible. They do not want to get caught in that. They might too have the mangekyo but because they both have one each they can't form the Susanoo. So, the best option for the two of them is running as fast as possible.

Naruto and Sakura who are hiding in the bushes don't move. They had been expecting something like this. They know some of Sasuke's tricks. It's best to stay as far away from him as possible during fights.

Eventually Sasuke catches up to the two men. He takes a swipe at them and they barely dodge. He takes this as his cue to take a chance at the bells. It's not that difficult. The only thing he has to do is immobilize the two of them with the Susanoo sword. He pierces their clothes and sticks them to the tree. After which he can easily grab the two bells.

'Well now you got the bells. What are you going to do now?' Obito smirks from the tree. He's still not loose and Sasuke doesn't want to let them go that easily.

'What am I supposed to do now?' he asks the two team leaders.

Obito shrugs. 'You can have one other teammate pass.'

'That's stupid. They both should pass. Two genin on a team is not logical. Especially with two jonin. Even Itachi was on a team with three.' The teachers sweat drop. They should have expected that response.

Kakashi laughs. 'Then what are you going to do?'

'I'll put one in Naruto's ramen and let him eat it. And the other would look good in Sakura's hair. It would make it easier for me to notice when she gets too close.' To say Kakashi's face is scared is an understatement. The man looked like he pissed his pants. Sasuke smirks. Heh.

'Sorry kid that's not gonna happen.' Obito comes to Kakashi's rescue. Not that Kakashi really needs it.

'Aw. Then I'll just give them these bells. Naruto! Sakura! Get your asses over here.'

The two others appear instantly. They had been waiting for Sasuke's signal the whole time. 'The only ass here is you Sasuke.'

'What are you talking about?' Sasuke acts as oblivious as he can. He knows full well he's an ass. Everyone calls him one. Not that he cares about their flawed opinion. They would see differently in the future.

'Sorry to interrupt but we have an important message for you.' Kakashi catches the attention of the kiddos. They look at him strangely.

'This is actually a mission that's meant to show teamwork. And I can safely say we got the worst teamwork ever, but you passed the test so… uh… congratulations.' Obito shows with fake cheer from the tree.

'That is correct. And since none of you have displayed that here today expect me to come up with something that would force you to do so.' Kakashi can see it already. Having these three idiots team up to ruin Obito's day like how it happened to him all these years ago.

Obito laughs. 'I already know a handful of people that display this behavior perfectly. And I can say for sure that Kakashi is not one of them.'

Kakashi looks offended. 'You were the one that was always preaching about teamwork.'

'And we know how that turned out.' Obito glares at the man next to him. His lonely sharingan is spinning.

'I have you know that back in ANBU they all applauded me for my teamwork.' If Kakashi could move his arms he would have waved at the guy.

Obito doesn't respond immediately as he's blinking furiously. 'Sorry I didn't hear that. There is something in my eye.'

'You hear with your ears.' Sakura points out.

Obito looks at the girl and shrugs. 'I'm deaf in one ear. Not my problem.'

'You are?' Kakashi looks at his friend. His showing eye is wide open.

'Pretty much. That rock messed up my hearing in that ear pretty bad.' His other ear must be fine then. Does that mean they'll get to scream in that ear? Sasuke hopes he can. It would be funny.

Kakashi sighs and looks at the newly formed team 7. 'At least keep in mind that those who abandon the rules are trash but those that abandon their teammates are worse than trash.' If that's the message they've got to learn then Sasuke would kindly throw it at Itachi because he doesn't need it. He's awesome enough on his own.

'Where would you put those people?' Obito asks suddenly.

Kakashi looks at him weirdly. 'What are you talking about?'

'You put trash in the trashcan. Where do you put something worse than trash?' Obito tilts his head to the side and blinks a couple times.

'In Naruto's food.' Sasuke states proudly. After all Naruto always eats stuff that's worse than trash.

'Hey!' Comes the scream of said boy.

Don't you think that you always see the bell test cheated in the same way. Like they suddenly know the meaning behind it. Not here. Sasuke doesn't give a shit. He can do it on his own. Easy. Obito and Kakashi don't stand a chance.

Update 15-06-20

I've changed the ending since it wasn't that good.