Serious

are you awake

Remouse

Well I am now

Why are you texting me from the other side of the bed?

It is 3am?

Serious

i'd very much like to have sex

Remouse

Serious

with you

obviously

Remouse

Sirius

Go to sleep

Serious

remouse

i don't take orders

i barely take suggestions

Remouse

oh get over here you weird bastard


Hoes of Hepburn Ave.

Dorcas Meadowes

Who is playing Eastside SO loudly?

Sirius Black

HE USED TO MEET ME ON THE EASTSIDE

Marlene McKinnon

IN THE CITY WHERE THE SUN DON'T SET

Sirius Black

AND EVERY DAY YOU KNOW THAT WE RIDE

Marlene McKinnon

THROUGH THE BACKSTREETS IN A BLUE CORVETTE

Dorcas Meadowes

Well, that answers that question

Do you guys not have studying to do?

Sirius Black

dorcas bb

live a little

speaking of

i haven't heard anything from kingsley ;) ;)

Marlene McKinnon

eyyyyyyyyyy

she's meeting him tonight

brutus

GET IN THERE DORKO

Where ya going tonight?

Dorcas Meadowes

Do you know Brandon's?

The bar on Easterly Road?

Sirius Black

HE'S GOING TO MEET YOU ON THE EASTSIDE


OPERATION WOLFSTAR

dorko

What do I wear for this damn date?

marleeeeene

that top

with the beads

dorko

*1 image attachment*

This one?

Or the black one?

marleeeeene

nah the black one

makes your boobs look GREAT

lils

Yes I like the black one as well

Also seeing as our job is now done

lils changed the group name to Laydees no 12

marleeeeene

it feels good to be back

anyone fancy ordering pizza tonight?

dorko

You're ordering pizza when I have a stupid date!

mary

i am team black beaded top

and also team pizza

lils

I'm in class rn

I get out in an hour

So should be home for 5:30

We could pizza before your date Dorko?

dorko

This top is cropped

That pizza stomach ain't gonna be sexy

marleeeene

screw it

dorko

If he can't handle me at my worst, etc. etc.?

lils

Hate that phrase, but that's the general sentiment

marleeeeene

i often think that phrase should be different for me

like

if they can't handle me at my worst

i don't blame them cus I'm fucking ridiculous

dorko

What a ringing self endorsement.


scone with the wind

prongs

!

so I'm coming out the bio building

and i've just seen evans walking away from snape

i think she's crying

what should I do?

padfoot

go over and ask if she's ok you dick?

moony

Also don't antagonise Snape, pls

It'll make it worse

wormtail

i'm just coming out of engineering

i'll come find you prongs

padfoot

wtf no wormtail?

wormtail

y?

moony

Because this is an opportunity for Lily and James to spend time together?

Alone?

And for James to show that he's not a total prick, and can be thoughtful?

wormtail

oh right

makes sense

padfoot

the straights are all stupid, i s2g

moony

Don't be rude

padfoot

i am not interested in being polite or heterosexual


Unknown number

I told you to stay away from Lily Evans.

James Potter

are you actually stalking me, snivellus?

Unknown number

I'm not going to warn you again, Potter.

James Potter

obviously I'm scared shitless

Unknown number

Lily is too good for you.

James Potter

lily is my friend

why are you so intent on hurting her?

Unknown number

I'm protecting her?

Lily is too trusting for her own good.

I can see through you, I know you'll just take advantage of her.

You think you're so clever, but you're all brawn and no brains.

James Potter

what an objectively terrible insult?


James

heya

hope you're feeling a bit better

Lily

I am, thanks

The girls and I ordered pizza

And we're watching Mamma Mia 2

James

don't tell sirius

Lily

How come?

James

it's his favourite film

he aspires to be tanya

Lily

Lmao

He would

Look, I really appreciate you being there for me earlier

Not every guy would let some girl cry on his shoulder for an hour

James

you're not just some girl

and you have a valid reason to be upset

your sister getting engaged and not telling you so you have to find out on FB

that's rough

and then running into your ex?

talk about a bad tuesday

Lily

It's so silly

Petunia and I have never been close

Why would she tell me?

I suppose it just felt like the last nail in the coffin for our relationship

God I wish my dad was still alive

James

i'm really sorry

Lily

It's fine, honestly

Petunia's a really loyal person

Just

Not to me

And then fucking Sev

James

yeah ngl that kid is nutso

but

let's not talk about him?

i was wondering

do you fancy getting a drink with me sometime this week?

Lily

I'd love to :)