Chapter 19: The Reunion and Finale

Alexander jolted up suddenly. "Wha?!" he panted heavily, standing up. "Where am i?" he was standing on a cloud, the sun shining over an entire area of clouds. "Whoa….." he looked at himself, and saw that he was human again, wearing an all white version of his suit. "Wait, what the hell is this?" "It's heaven, my friend." Alexander looked over at who spoke. "What do you mean, heaven?" he approached the angel, who was wearing white robes with wings and a halo. "Well, you see, you have been rehabilitated. You have regret what you've done in your human life, and made up for it in Hell with that hotel, as well as being good to your "family" down there, and your love. And now, you can enter heaven. Your brother is waiting for you. Come on then." the Angel walked towards the light, but Alexander didn't. "No." Alexander said. The angel stopped and turned around. "Come again?" "I said no. i don't belong in heaven for what i've done. I belong down there, with my family, my friends, and my love." Alexander said. "But…..you've been accepted into heaven….your real brother is there, as well as other family you never met…..why would you want to go down there?" the angel asked. "Because…..i do believe demons can be rehabilitated….but we still did bad. So we deserve to be down there…...but it's because of YOU and your little angel fighters that cause us pain. Because of the cleansing, you make us feel like life isn't worth living. What do YOU do when Heaven starts getting overpopulated?" he asked. The angel rubbed his arm nervously, and said "we…...expand Heaven. We can do it for eternity." Alexander got pissed. "What?!" "I'm sorry, alright? We didn't think about doing it to hell because everyone was bad, but when that hotel started rehabilitating demons, we thought about it." the angel said. "What is taking so long?!" another voice from the light said. "D-Damien, hold on!" the angel said. "Damien?" Alexander said. Another angel came towards them from the light, and he gasped. "Alex?"

The two brothers hugged. "Bro, you're here! Finally, we can be happy in heaven together!" Damien said. But when he said that, Alexander let him go. "I….i can't, Damien." Damien looked at Alexander in surprise. "What? What are you talking about?" he asked. "Look….i want to be with you for eternity….i do…..but i have family down there in Hell….and my girlfriend. They're all about to die if i don't go down there…..i have to be there to save them…..besides, i belong there anyway. I don't regret killing that guy who killed you." Damien rolled his eyes. "They're not your real family! I'm your real family!" "And so are they! And just so you know, the guy who killed you is about to kill them right now!" Alexander yelled, making Damien's eyes go wide. "Y-you're serious? He's there?" "Yes! And i have to stop him from killing my family and friends! So send me back!" the angel thought for a second, and nodded. "Very well." Alexander was changed back to his Hell form. "Oh, and one thing. Since i'm not accepting my place in Heaven, i want a favor." Alexander said. "Anything." the angel said. "I want you to stop cleansing Hell, and expand it. Just like Heaven. You'll end up seeing that Hell may be full of people who did bad, but eventually, the Happy Hotel will make them better people." the angel smiled, and nodded. "Very well. It will be so." the angel said, and he opened a portal to Hell. Alexander smiled, and was about to walk into it, but Damien grabbed his arm. "Wait!" Damien said. "I'm going too." "w-wait what? You wanna….come to Hell?" Alexander asked. "Of course….heaven was cool and all, but….still, i'd rather be right next to my brother….besides, i may regret what i did, but i wouldn't mind kicking a little ass." Damien said with a smirk. Alexander chuckled. "You sure, bro? Things are gonna be like shit until they start expanding Hell." Damien chuckled. "Whatever. Also, i think you have something of mine." Alexander reached into his pocket, and pulled out Damien's lighter. He tossed it to Damien, and when Damien caught it, he had already changed into his Hell form, almost a carbon copy of Alexander's form, except his suit was red. "I always did look the best in red. And you always looked neat in blue." Damien said. "Heh heh….yeah. Now come on, bro. Let's go and kick some ass." the two of them stood side by side at the portal. They both looked at each other. "So...since we're a team again….should we have a team name?" Damien asked. "Plus, i think it'd be good, cause i heard you were playing piano in that hotel, and i know how to play guitar, both casual and electric, so….." Alexander thought for a second. "The Flaming Ramos Brothers." he said. Damien chuckles. "That's awesome." they high fived and jumped through the portal back to hell. The angel smiled. "What a bunch of nice boys." he said, as he went back into the light.

Back in Hell, Valentino stood over Alexander's dead body as he looked to the door, seeing Alador pulling Clarie back. Clarie was ballistic, her eyes glowed blood red, turning into dials, and she wasn't even speaking words, just growling, trying to rush at Valentino to kill him. Charlie was holding in her tears, Angel was actually about to cry, and Alastor actually shed a tear, Vixen almost on the verge too. "You honestly thought you could win, you stupid motherfuckers? You forget. I'm an Overlord! I don't need that asshole Vox. i don't care if he is dead! That means more power to me, baby! I'm gonna be king of the world! And no one's gonna stop me! Not you! Not your little friend here! Not even your little pissy angel dad, Lucifer! I'll knock that motherfucker off his throne and destroy everything!" he walked away from Alexander's dead body, but just as he approached the stairs, Alexander started getting up. Valentino turned around swiftly. "You've gotta be kidding me….." Alexander stood up straight, looking at Valentino, and he pulled the bullet out of the side of his head, the wound healing. "You thought i was that easily killable? You must be more stupid then i thought, Val." Valentino backed into the wall, panicking a little at Alexander's sudden revival. "H-how…...how did you do this?! How are you alive?! I killed you!" "Well, i had a little angel on my shoulder helping me out. Offered me a place in Heaven…...i graciously denied. Because my family is here." everyone at the door was dumbfounded by Alexander being alive. "Alex….." Clarie said, about to bawl her eyes out in happiness. "And….i brought someone else along with me." "...what?" Valentino said. Suddenly, he got shot in the gut. "Agh, fuck!" he held his stomach, and looked to where the bullet came from. It came from behind the curtain, and Damien walked out from behind the curtains, holding a revolver. He spun it on his finger, and put it in the holster under his top right arm, a revolver being held in a holster under each arm. "Is that…..?" Alador tried to say, but his words stumbled from how stunned he was. "Guys, meet my brother, Damien. Damien, this is my family here in Hell. and that girl's my girlfriend. They helped me out down here." Damien nodded to them. "Thanks for looking after my brother." he said. "So, bro, should we send this pimp to double Hell?" Alexander asked, pulling out his 6 knives from their sheathes. Damien's 4 lower arms appeared out the sides of his body, and he pulled his 6 revolvers from his holsters. "I believe so, bro. I believe so."

Valentino felt fucked right now. He had nowhere to go. Or so he thought, because he made a mad dash through the curtains. "He's going for the ladder to the roof!" Charlie yelled. "If that's where he wants to die, so be it." Damien said, as he and Alexander followed him to the roof. "Angel, go with them." Charlie said. "What?" he asked. "Valentino's your arch enemy. Don't you want to be there when he dies?" She asked back. Angel smirked when she said that. "You read my mind, sister." he ran after the boys. Valentino charged out the back door, panting, still holding his stomach. "Damn it….why isn't it healing? What were in those bullets?" he wondered. But he didn't have time. He climbed up the ladder slowly with one hand, and he almost made it to the top, but he got shot in the shoulder. "Ah! Damn it!" he looked down, and Alexander, Damien, and Angel were down there, Angel having shot him. Valentino got onto the roof, and winced in pain, but his shoulder healed almost instantly, since it was only a graze. "W-what are in that kid's bullets to stop them from healing? This is bad….really bad." Valentino stood up, and limped to the edge of the building. Suddenly, he looked over and saw Sir Pentious' blimp flying over. "Hey! Hey!" he waved, trying to get his attention. The blimp stopped, and Sir Pentious slithered out, crossing his arms. "You stupid snake, help me!" "Why? Didn't you call me an idiot and try to make me kill kids?" he said. "I…..i uh….well…...just let me on the blimp, you son of a bi-" he got shot in the leg. "Aaaagh, fuck!" he fell on his ass, holding his knee. Damien shot him through the back of the knee, chuckling. "What a loser. This guy gave you trouble?" "Trust me, bro, he was actually kind of tough at the beginning." Sir Pentious shook his head at Valentino, and he went back into the cockpit of the blimp, flying off. "You fuck! G-get back here!" Valentino yelled, trying to stand up, but he fell down again. "Agh...damn it….what the fuck are these bullets? I-i can't heal…." "Heavenly bullets. I may be a demon, but i'm an angel in disguise." Damien said, holstering his revolvers. Alexander walked towards Valentino, who crawled back from him, scared. He stopped at the edge, looking down, being about 30 to 40 stories. He looked back, and Alexander held a knife up to his face. "It's over, Valentino. You are done torturing women, torturing Angel, and torturing me. Your death is going to be a great deed." he said. "You….f-fucking asshole…..you don't get it, do you? Do you think me and Vox were the only Overlords? Heh heh…...you don't know how fucked you are…..she's going to kill you over and over again….because she won't let you rest until you've died a thousand deaths….." Valentino said, coughing up some blood. "She?" "Yeah...and that's all you're getting from me, you fuck. Now…...finish me off….go on." Valentino said, looking away. Alexander chuckled, sheathing his knife. "No." Valentino looked up. "What?" "I don't need to kill you anymore. I wanted revenge for killing my brother, but i already killed you when you did. I guess….this was just to make you suffer. And now you have. And i have my brother back. So i'm not going to kill you." Alexander said. "R….Really?" "Yeah, i won't kill you….but he will." he stepped to the side as Angel walked over, holding one of Damien's revolvers. "A-Angel...come on…..you and i, we've been through so much together…..you wouldn't kill me, would you?" Valentino said with a nervous smile. "R-remember all the good times we had? All the times you loved sucking my di-" Angel interrupted him by shooting him in the dick. "AAAAAAAAAH! You shot my dick! You shot me in the dick!" he held his non-existent dick, rolling on the floor of the roof in pain. "Aaaaah, god fucking shitting damn it!" he sat up, panic taking over his voice. "Y-y-y-you fu-" he looked up, and Angel held the barrel up to his forehead. "...Bang." Angel said, shooting Valentino straight in the head. Valentino's eyes widened and rolled into the back of his head, his heart shaped glasses falling off, and he fell back, falling 30 stories to the ground, and his body hit the pavement with a splat. Angel panted heavily, getting an adrenaline rush, and possibly a hard on, for finally killing the guy who imprisoned him for so many years. Alexander felt worried, and he walked up to him. "Angel? Are you ok?" he heard sniffling from Angel. He walked around to see his face, and Angel was crying softly, a smile on his face. He fell to his knees, and he started laughing while crying. Alexander smiled softly, and he knelt down to him. "How's it feel, Angel?" he asked. Angel looked at him, and he kept laughing and crying. "It's wonderful! It's better than all the sex i've ever had and the dicks i've had to suck down! Ha ha! I'm finally fucking free from that son of a bitch! I can finally just dance to entertain…..finally….." Alexander noticed his words were droning off. "Angel?" Angel wiped his eyes, standing up. "I'm fine kid…...come on…...let's head back down." he said. Alexander nodded. The three of them walked to the ladder. "So…..does this mean you're not going to do any of the sexual talking anymore? Or the smoking and drinking?" "What? Fuck no, kid! That's a part of my personality. Besides, i ain't gonna go cold turkey with the sexual stuff. Otherwise, how would i keep my status as the Spider in the Kinky Boots?" he said. "Well, you got me there."