"Sorry, I'm gonna need you to put on a shirt" the new life guard of the swimming pool said.
Lyle frowned. "But I'm a boy."
"Ah-huh. Sorry if that's the gender you identify with, honestly power to you, but the rules look at a person's sex."
"No I mean I have penis and balls." Lyle clarified.
"I-I'm gonna have to say I doubt that."
"I can show you them_."
The new life guard waved his hands. "Yeah that's a no. Having attendees show their funny parts is the main reason the last guy lost his job after getting arrested for it. Guessing there wasn't a good reason for why kept letting you strut around like the way you are now."
Lois took that moment to jump out of the bushes she was crouching in.
"Hes a beautiful sexy boy. I've seen his junk many times. Let him go topless."
Lyle sighed. "You know what fuck it I'm gonna go home."