*Flashback*
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action... it was a festival of guts, determination, and sweat as yours truly put our contestants through their sports movie paces! Only, Jared was a little distracted when his dirty plays during the whole competition turned up on Nova's smartphone. And so, in the end, Jared, the downed perfectionist, was disqualificated and he was made my own personal butler... I meant our new Chef's apprentice. But there's no time to think about our coifs today. Instead, we're gonna make the best spy movie ever! And we might have a few sneaky surprises along the way. Right here on Total. Drama. Action!
*Flashback ends*
*Opening Intro*
Two spotlights appear, one from one direction and one from another. One camera appears from sewers with mice on it and second camera emerges from tree finishing with clapboard clamping down.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera then rushes through the film set, miss Chris in his vehicle, then pass several props until it hits the clothes rack scattering clothes around.
You guys are on my mind
After that it flies over the fake cliff, leans down and drops from sky landing in a tiny swimming pool.
You ask me what I wanted to be
Inside the water Samantha is brawling with the shark
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Camera leaves water and we see Doug sleeping on the surfboard with seagulls flying into his direction until one hits him and send him down in the water.
I wanna be famous
Camera then reveal that it was Marshal who was shooting seagulls at him. Next to him stands Nova who looks annoyed that Marshal doesn't give her any attention. Camera pass them and leave the recording studio.
I wanna live close to the Sun
We see Brooke who is sunbathing with two plushies that looks like Cody and Gwen from season 1. She then starts smirking.
Pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Camera then moves to the makeup confessional where Taylor is preparing for a party until one hand from left side spray deodorant in her eye.
Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Camera moves to the place where Andrew is fighting with Jeremiah on two big stilts. Then Andrew throws Jeremiah down.
'Cause I wanna be famous
We move to the police movie set where Chef dressed up as cop chase after Kelly. And then we see Jared who is juggling balls in studio but when he see the camera he drops balls and accidentally he click on the button which cause explosion outside.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Outside Izzy is waving to the camera and when bear next to her starts growling she growl back and start chasing terrified bear.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
They pass the Lame-o-sine in which are sitting Cordelia and Kirsten. Cordelia then open the door which leads us to the Gilded Chris Award Ceremony where Chris is in his blue suit and Chef is in his beautiful pink dress.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Camera then show the view in the aftermath studio where Samuel and Nathan are sitting on the main couch and are trying to kiss each other but stop as soon as they discover camera is looking at them. Camera moves away showing other characters when on the screen above appear the Total Drama Action logo.
*Intro ends*
*Outside of the trailers*
The camera shows Nova sitting on the bench in front of the girls trailer with Marshal, whose right arm is still in the cast, and Andrew standing behind her. In front of the boys trailer, Nathan and Brooke are sitting on the two opposite sides of the trailer while Sammy is sitting on Nathan's lap and Sam is standing behind them.
Suddenly from the left side Jared, now wearing a dark blue tuxedo, black formal pants, black formal shoes and blue necktie, is approaching them from the left side of the film lot. Jared is also, right now, holding a silver tray with several sandwiches on it.
The Screaming Gaffers are giving him mostly friendly looks, while the Killer Grips, except for Andrew, are giving him a cold glares.
-I brought you guys breakfast!- Jared announced to his former competitors and starts giving sandwiches to all of the contestants.
-What's with that fancy look, Jared?- Nathan asked, looking surprised by Jared's appearance.
-Oh, this?- Jared rhetorically asked.- Chris said that now when I'm his own ''personal butler''...- Jared said annoyingly and then rolled his eyes.- I need to look neat and elegant. So here I am.- Jared replied and then approached the Killer Grips and gave them the rest of the sandwiches.
-Like wearing this will actually help you look elegant.- Nova joked and laughed.
-Oh, come on Nova! I've already said sorry for like a million times. Could you let it go already?- Jared asked the returnee.
*Confessional-Nova*
-As if! He cheated his way through game. He don't deserve my mercy. He doesn't even deserve that work from Chris, I mean what a person hires a guy who was previously cheating? At least now I know for sure that Chris isn't sane.
*Confessional ends*
-Nova don't be so cruel to Jared.- Andrew said to his teammate.- I mean, sure he lied to us and cheated, but at least he knows what he did wrong and he will definitely draw at least some conclusions from this.- Andrew commented as he ate his sandwiches.
-Andrew is right.- Sam added.- At first I was also quite mad at Jared but after that beautiful speech from the elimination night... I must admit it touched my heart a little.- Sam commented as she ate her sandwich.
-Only a little?- Brooke asked.- You were the one who cried the most if I remember correctly.- Brooke teased Sam which caused her to look a little embarrassed.
-That is so not true!- Sam stated, with blush on her face, while looking away.
-Oh, Sam, there is nothing wrong with showing your emotions.- Sammy said to his sister as he stood up.- Now excuse me but I need to take a quick shower. I will only go to the trailer for the towel.- Sammy stated and went towards the boys trailer but when as soon as he tried to open the door a camera showed up and scanned his face and then some strange voice said:
-Intruder alert! Entry denied!- Said deep and robotic voice.
-Intruder?- Sammy asked surprised when suddenly the three steps turned into the ramp forcing Sammy to slip down into a large hole that formed under him, while he started screaming. Everyone then gasped as Sam run towards the whole.
-Sammy! Is everything al...- Sam tried to ask but in the same moment tranquilizer, in the form of dart, flied into Sam's neck, make her stumble and close her eyes and after that fall into that hole as well.
-Huh! Sammy-pie!- Andrew yelled and run towards the hole as well.
-Wait. Did he meant Sam or Sammy?- Nathan asked Brooke, looking quite surprised, while Brooke just shrugged.
Suddenly an undefined flying object (UFO) hitted Andrew into the back of his head and make him lose his consciousness and also fall into the hole. After that happened everyone else gasped as well.
-Run and save your lives!- Marshal yelled as he, Nova and Brooke run into the girls trailer but when Nathan and Jared tried to enter as well the doors were already closed by the others.
-No! Let us in!- Nathan yelled as he started banging on the doors.- I don't wanna die!
-Calm down, Nate.- Jared said to him.
-God! I knew that the producers were crazy but I've never thought they would actually tried to kill us!- Nathan yelled, looking really scared by what is happening right now.
-Nate! You need to calm down and remember. No matter what, I... am... sorry.- Jared slowly said his last sentence.
-What are you sorry for?- Nathan asked his friend while still turned towards the doors.
-I am sorry for this.- Jared replied and hit the back of Nathan's head with the silver tray he had with him this entire time and after the second Nathan fall unconscious.- Wow! Chef was right when he said that this tray is handy.- Jared commented and starts pulling Nathan's body away.
*Girls trailer*
The camera shows Marshal blocking the entry with all the stuff around, like luggage, chairs and pillows while Brooke is sitting on the floor and holding her knees from fear and Nova is looking around for any more traps.
-Okay, I think we are safe now.- Marshal commented as he ended blocking the entry.
-Wait! What happened to Nate and Jared?- Nova asked them, looking quite concerned about others for probably the first time on the show.
-What?! They are not here?!- Brooke asked in disbelief.- We're all gonna die and I don't even have Valerie around me!- Brooke yelled and then she starts crying.
-Brooke, listen to me. It's gonna be all right.- Marshal said as he knees before her.- Just focus on my calming beauty and soothing complexion.- As soon as Marshal said that Nova pushed him away from Brooke and took his place before her.
-Don't you even dare thinking about that, Mars**t!- Nova yelled to her teammate and then turned towards Brooke.- Listen to me Brooke! No matter what is happening you need to be independent and strong!- Nova motivated Brooke.
-For Valerie?- Brooke asked as she wiped down her tears.
-For Valerie!- Nova said to her.
*Confessional-Nova*
-As if I care about some stupid crybaby like Brooke or her stupid girlfriend, whatever her name was! I only said that because I am in need of an ally. I am pretty left out in this game. Marshal and Andrew are always talking something behind my back, Sam, Nathan and Sammy are pretty much inseparable. And that left me with only other choice. Brooke.
*Confessional ends*
-I can't believe I am trapped in here with you of all people.- Marshal commented while referring to Nova.- This is not happening to me!- Marshal yelled and in the same moment a bottle was thrown into the trailer through the window and landed just before Nova and Brooke. After the second the bottle starts releasing a purple gas which caused all three competitors to starts coughing and after the moment all of them lied unconscious on the floor.
*Fake cave*
The camera shows all of the contestants lying on the ground in some sort of cave with several lights, all over the place. They're all groaning and holding their heads from pain.
The camera then zooms on Sam who is now lying on the top of Andrew, both of them opens their eyes and realize their situation. Andrew then starts blushing while Sam tries to stand up, but in the process, she accidentally kicked Andrew in the crotch which made him scream.
-Not again!- Andrew screamed in pain.
-Oh my god! I am so sorry Andrew. It was an accident.- Sam said to Andrew, looking really concerned about what just happened.
-Well, looks like Andrew will not have children anytime soon.- Nathan joked and then chuckle a little.
Then the camera turns towards Nova who just stood up.
-Wait! Did somebody saw my smartphone?- Nova asked quite concerned about the disappearance of her property. Then we saw as Brooke picks Nova's phone from the ground.
-Here!- Brooke said to Nova as she handed the phone back to her.
-Thank you so much Brooke. I didn't know what would I do without you.- Nova lied to Brooke with a fake smile on her face.
-You will probably be your usual rich b*tch self.- Marshal sarcastically commented.- You know what, I've always wanted to ask you some question.- Marshal said to Nova.
-What now, Marshal?- Nova calmly replied to him.
-What's that kind of feeling?- Marshal asked her with a smirk on her face.
-What kind of feeling?- Nova asked him back, trying to maintain her calm self.
-You know, when you have a silver-spoon inside your *ss?- Marshal asked her and then laughed a little much to Nova's annoyance.
*Confessional-Nova*
-Lord give me strength because I don't believe that I would actually try to do this!
*Confessional ends*
-Marshal, Brooke, can we talk? Privately?- Nova asked both people and then took them a little further from the rest of the cast.
-As much as you might not believe it Marshal, I thought that we should make truce and maybe...I don't know... form a secret alliance?- Nova asked Marshal and then added.- It would be me, you and Brooke here. What do you think about it?- Nova asked one more question.
-What? You and me? Are you joking?- Marshal asked and then starts laughing.
-What's so funny?- Brooke suddenly asked.- I think Nova's right, I mean we are, after all, one of the most powerful people left in the game so why not?
-Exactly! Come on! Don't you want another Dramatical Triumvirate? Because if I remember correctly the first one didn't turned up so well.- Nova explained to Marshal.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-Nova thinks that she could play with me but she doesn't realize one big problem. It will be me who will be playing with her. But she's right at one point. I need an alliance. I could always asked Sam or Andrew but Sam is probably more interested in making her own alliance with her brother and Nate while Andrew is obviously in love with Sam. So yeah, I accepted Nova's offer. BUT! Only temporarily.
*Confessional ends*
Suddenly from the wall in front of the contestants appeared a camera that starts showing them a holographic view from the studio. It shows Chris sitting on the chair with the black band on his left eye. On his lap was lying a white cat, on which Chris had his left hand and behind Chris in the background was standing Jared, still in his formal attire. Chris the evilly laughed and starts saying in very bad Russian accent.
-Welcome to ze Clogedekel, world of spy movies, man and woman.- Chris announced with a smirk on his face.
-Dude! What's with that weird Chinese accent?- Nathan asked Chris.
-Chinese? More like Portuguese.- Nova replied to him.
-Wait! So this isn't Dutch?- Sammy asked, looking quite surprised.
-I don't know. It's sound quite Polish to me.- Brooke stated.
-No. I'm pretty sure it's sounded Jewish.- Marshal commented their replies.
-Um, hello? It's Russian? And I should know, because I am an actor!- Chris explained to them, now with his normal voice.
-Since when?- Sam joked.
-Any good spy in any good spy movie must have three essential skills.- Chris started explaining, totally ignoring Sam's question.- One, the ability to deactivate a bomb. Two, the ability to escape an exploding building. And three, the ability to fake an accent that makes people believe you actually speak the language.- Chris explained the tasks and then starts saying in his Russian accent once more.- Like-a my fab Russian accent, man.
-PS. You'll need two of the three skills to get through today's reward challenges and it's not the third one.- Jared explained to his former competitors.
-You're joking right?- Andrew asked.
-That is so cool! I love some good adventure!- Nathan explained with enthusiasm in his voice.
-But how are supposed to defuse a bomb?- Sammy asked, looking quite scared by the thought.
-Marshal, here, should know how to defuse the bomb since he's so good criminal.- Nova teased her new ally and former enemy.
-Very funny, Nova.- Marshal sarcastically replied.
-Oh, and one last thing.- Chris interrupted them.- Since I'm really ho-hum bored of the teams, I'm busting them up!- Chris announced which caused everyone to gasp.- From now on, it's every dude and dudette for themselves. I'll see you back on solid ground. Let the 007'ing begin.- Chris announced and just before the camera stops showing the view from the studio to the contestants we could notice that the cat which was sitting on Chris lap previously, now jumped straight into his face.
-If we're not teammates, does that mean we can't talk with each other anymore?- Sammy asked while looking at his former teammates.
-I will miss you all!- Brooke replied and the hugged both Nathan and Sammy.
-Breaking us up?! After all we've been through together?!- Andrew asked, looking quite annoyed and surprised in the same moment.
*6teen theme song*
The camera shows seven rectangles on the top of the screen with the contours of bodies of every contestant, one per rectangle. In the yellow one we can see the black contours of Nova, in the pink one we can see the black contours of Sammy, in the light green one we can see the black contours of Brooke, in the blue one we can see the black contours of Nathan, in the dark green one we can see the black contours of Marshal, in the red one we can see the black contours of Sam and in the purple one we can see the black contours of Andrew. On the bottom of the screen are white mirror images of the contours above them.
Life begins after school
The camera shows Brooke with the skateboard in her hand with the purple background behind her. Then Nova appeared next to her and placed her hand on Brooke's shoulder and then she snapped her fingers. Then the camera shows different people snapping their fingers in the different backgrounds: Marshal on the blue background, Sam on the red background and Nathan on the green background.
That's when we bend all the rules
Then the camera shows Andrew standing outside of the trailers. Then that screen moves to the left and on the right we can saw Sammy standing on the Award ceremony stage. They both are looking at each other. Then Andrew's screen once more moves, this time to the bottom left while in the top left we can see Marshal in front of the moon in the sky, then Sammy's screen moves to the bottom right as in the top right we can see Sam standing in the girls trailer and finally in the middle of the screen we can saw Nathan sitting in the confessional.
In a place where we belong. I'm sixteen,
Then the camera shows all of the contestants lying on the ground in the circle and holding each other hands while the camera moves away from them.
Starting to find my way. Got a new job,
Then the camera show all of the contestants leaning on each other. Marshal is the most to the right, Nova is leaning on him, Nathan is leaning on her, Brooke is leaning on him, Sammy is leaning on her, Sam is leaning on him and Andrew is leaning on her.
Gonna start at the mall today
Then the camera shows images of all the contestants. On the top of the screen we have four images: Andrew on the purple background, Brooke on the light green background, Marshal on the dark green background and Nathan on the blue background. On the bottom of the screen we have three images: Nova on the yellow background, Sam on the red background and Sammy on the pink background.
Lastly the camera shows all of the contestants standing in front of the trailers and throwing confetti in the air.
*6teen theme ends*
*Fake cave*
The camera shows Sam now standing in the middle of the cave with everyone except for Andrew and Sammy around her.
-So, did anyone see some sort of possible exit?- Sam asked everyone when suddenly Sammy yelled to them.
-Guys! I think I found one!- Sammy yelled as he pointed at the exit painted on the big cardboard. Then Sammy tried to run through it but instead he hit it and fall onto the ground.
-Let me see.- Nova stated and took out her phone to her hands.- The GPS indicates an exit somewhere over there!- Nova yelled to other as she started heading towards the left side of the cave.
-I don't normally trust technology, but in this case, I'll make an exception.- Marshal commented and after the moment he followed Nova.
-You can't be serious? Since when did you start trusting Nova?- Sam asked Marshal in disbelief.
-I don't trust her, but I do want to win this show, you know.- Marshal replied to Sam.
-C'mon Sam! It can't be that hard finding a way out. Let's get Sammy and start looking for one.- Nathan said to Sam and then both of them walked towards Sammy who was still lying on the ground.
The camera then turns towards Andrew who was crawling towards the nearest big stalagmite that looked exactly like chair next to the wall of the cave.
-I don't get it! Why in the kiwis?!- Andrew cried out and then proceed to sit down on the stalagmite but accidentally activated some sort of mechanism and suddenly an elevator appeared in the wall next to the stalagmite.
-Guys! I found an elevator!- Andrew yelled to others, looking quite surprised by what just happened.
-You're the best Andrew!- Sam commented as she run towards the elevator which caused Andrew to blush even harder than previously.
-Thanks.- Andrew replied as others also entered the elevator after the second.
*Confessional-Andrew*
-Oh, Sam.- Andrew said with dreamy eyes.- She's just so perfect. She's not like others girls that I know and that's what makes her so special. I know that she said back in the 9th episode that she's into girls, but I hope... maybe... that she likes me a little bit... Only... only as a friend but also like a lover. A man can hope, eh?
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sam*
-I actually feel bad for Andrew. I saw this. The way he blushes when I am around him and the way he's looking at me. He obviously have a crush on me. I feel bad because I know he don't have a chance with me since I don't like boys and etc. But I need him as an ally, so I can't ruin his hopes right now. If I said him now that I don't like him, he could react badly. And I can't lose such a good friend... I m-m-meant an ally...yeah an ally.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then shows as the elevator send all of the contestants to the room inside of the water tower.
The room has a tiled floor, ceiling supported by marble columns and in the middle of the room we can see a marble pedestal with some sort of bag on it, covered by the glass for better protection.
-Wow! That is so awesome! Right guys?- Brooke asked others as they've entered the room.
-This is just like in that spy movies about James Bond, I watched with my friends back home.- Nathan commented as he walked into the room, hand by hand with Sammy.- You should totally come to one of our movie nights when the show end Sammy!- Nathan offered to his boyfriend.
-That sound like fun!- Sammy replied and then giggled.
The camera now shows all of the contestants standing back to the camera when the little projector hidden in the room starts showing a holographic vision from the studio, this time with Jared sitting on the main spot with no Chris around him.
-Hi guys!- Jared said as he waved to others.
-Hi Jared!- Nathan and Sammy said in unison as they've waved to their friend.
-What is going on Jared? Where is Chris?- Nova asked, looking quite surprised by the lack of the host.
-So briefly...Turns out that the cat which attacked Chris earlier wasn't grafted, so... Chris had to go to the hospital to find out if anything happened to him but don't worry he'll be fine. He told me to run the show from this point on. He would be back for the end of the episode probably.- Jared explained the situation to the other while some people like Brooke, Nathan or Sammy gasp while Marshal just said:
-He deserved that after all the things he did to us so far.- Marshal sarcastically commented and most of people agreed with him.
-Okay so Chris left me his script for the episode so allow me.- Jared said as he took a paper to his hands, cleared his throat and starts saying:
-For the first part of the spy movie challenge. See that case in the middle of the room? You have to get whatever's inside, 'cause you're gonna need it for part two of the awesome spy movie challenge.- Jared announced to his ex-competitors.
-You can't be serious? This is just too easy.- Nova commented as she started approaching the pedestal when suddenly a laser beam starts appearing from one of the columns and starts to bounce off the mirrors attached to the top of the others columns and blocking the passage towards the pedestal.
-It isn't easy Nova.- Jared simply replied.- You gotta get whatever's inside without setting off the alarm. But be careful, those lasers will cut you clear in half.- Jared warned all of the contestants and made other look way more concerned about their situation.
-Are you sure it's 100% healthy for us, Jared?- Sam asked him with a concern on her face.
-Yeah, I wouldn't like to lose half of me.- Marshal sarcastically added.
-It's written on the paper that it was tested by interns but there is nothing about how the tests went, soooo... I'm sorry.- Jared said, looking quite apologetic and after the moment the transmission ended and contestants were left for themselves.
-Fitting under there would be a problem considering my wide hips but what could go wrong?- Brooke said to herself as she started crawling on the floor trying to bypass the laser beams around her.
-Wanna go together, ally?- Nova asked Marshal, trying to be as polite as she can.
-Fine!- Marshal forced himself to say that and rolled his eyes afterwards.- But if you annoy me too much, I will throw you at those lasers!- Marshal threatened Nova with an anger in his voice.
-Oh, don't worry Mars**t.- Nova replied with a smile on her face.- I will do exactly the same thing.- Nova added after the moment and both of them starts approaching the laser beams.
*Time skip*
After some minutes the camera shows Marshal being on all fours on the floor with Nova balancing herself on his back with several laser beams around them that prevent them from further moving.
-This is all your fault, Mars**t!- Nova angrily yelled at Marshal.
-What?! This was obviously your fault! It was your idea to go together in the first place!- Marshal yelled back at Nova.
-You're the worst ally I could asked for!- Nova complained.- We should totally change our first alliance rule to "don't allow other alliance members to get stuck between dangerous life-threatening lasers!"-Nova yelled at him while the camera turns towards Sammy who is now dancing his way through the lasers and shows the moment when is making the pirouette and jumps right through the small square made by the lasers.
-If I were a wolf, I'd howl.- Nathan commented, looking really surprised by Sammy's skills.- Ah, what the heck.- Nathan added after the moments and starts howling towards the sky like the wolf.
The camera then turns towards Brooke who was stuck between two lasers that wouldn't let her hips through.
-A little help? Anybody?- Brooke asked others while Sam yelled back to her:
-Give me a minute, Brooke! I'm coming!- Sam yelled to her.
*Confessional-Sam*
-So basically I need Brooke and other to get rid of Nova and Marshal, since they are my biggest threats in the case of winning the million. With her, I would already have a five-member alliance. It would be the most powerful alliance in the game and nothing will stop us from winning.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then shows Sammy making his way further through the lasers and in the same moment Nathan is glaring at his boyfriend with dreamy eyes as he, Sam and Andrew try to release Brooke from the lasers.
-Hey, Romeo! I'm not a wishbone. Stop gawking and start lifting!- Brooke yelled at Nathan while he lifted her leg and after a few seconds Brooke was entirely harmless.-. Phew. That was close. Thanks guys.- Brooke thanked them and tried to went away but was quickly stopped by Sam.
-Wait! I've gathered the four of us here for a reason, okay! I thought about making a secret alliance with you all and Sammy and making our way together to the finale.- Sam whispered her plan to the boys and Brooke.
*Confessional-Brooke*
-Here I am, trapped between two alliances. Which one will I choose? I don't know. Sam's alliance is filled with all the friendly people but is big so after eliminating both Nova and Marshal, the rest of the alliance would be worthless for Sam. Nova's alliance on the other hand has smaller amount of people, that are powerful and would be hard to beat in the final 3. Hmmmmm. Well, there is always a third option.
*Confessional ends*
-That is the great idea Sam!- Nathan commented.
-Yeah, I would be honored to work with you Sam.- Andrew replied, still with blush on his face. Then everyone turned their gaze towards Brooke who still didn't say anything.
-Brooke. Three words, one million dineros!- Sam whispered to Brooke with a smile on her face.
-Okay, what the heck, I'm in!- Brooke said as Sam's face was now looking quite happy.
-Guys! I did it!- Sammy yelled to the other people while the camera shows him in the middle on the room, next to the pedestal.- Now what?
-Grab whatever's around and smash it open. Case probably isn't armed since the lasers are protecting it!- Sam yelled to her brother.
-No wait!- Nathan yelled.- In all of the spy movies the case is always setting an alarm when broken! Just lift it up! That will probably work!- Nathan explained his reasoning.
-I agree with Nate here!- Brooke stated. Then Sammy took his boyfriend's advice and lifted the glass and very carefully placed it on the floor. Then he took the bag from the pedestal and all of the lasers starts disappearing.
-Finally!- Marshal commented, still with Nova on his back, while all of the lasers disappeared and then he stood up, sending Nova to the ground in the process.
-Ouch! That hurt!- Nova complained as she stood up as well.
-I don't care.- Marshal replied after the moment.
*Confessional-Nathan*
-Nothing touch my heart more than a gentle boy with such awesome moves like Sammy! He is the best boyfriend I could probably asked for!
*Confessional ends*
Then the camera shows as all of the contestants approached Sammy who was now looking through the bag.
-That's odd. It's just a weird gun thingy and some wire cutters.- Sammy said as he, now, was holding a wire cutters in his left hand and the zapwire gun in the right.
-Wait a second. A wire cutters and the zapwire gun? Is the building about to blow?!- Nova now yelled, looking quite frightened by the idea when suddenly the holographic vision of Jared, with a smile on his face, sitting on the chair in the main studio appeared. In the bottom right of the view was the counter.
-The room blows in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...- Jared starts counting which caused all of the contestants in the building to scream.
-I'll miss your smile!- Nathan yelled to his boyfriend, while hugging Sammy.
-No! I'll miss yours!- Sammy yelled back at him with tears in his eyes.
-I'll miss Valerie's smile!- Brooke yelled and then moved towards the camera.- Babe, if you are watching this then know... I loved you!
-I'm too precious to die!- Nova yelled as she suddenly hugged Marshal, much to his surprise.
-...Three, two, one!- Jared counted and as soon as the view holographic view changed to the image of the skull, Jared imitated the sound of the exploding and yelled.-SUCKERS!- Jared yelled and starts laughing as the view once again showed him.- It's for all you said to me after you discovered my alliance with Chef.- Jared explained with a smile on his face.
-Oh come on!- Marshal yelled while Nova realized that she hugged him and then she pushed him away.
*Confessional-Nova*
-For the record, what I gave Marshal would properly be classified as a pity hug. He was clearly scared out of his mind. Probably would've died of fright if I hadn't wrapped my arms around him.
*Confessional ends*
-Once again sorry for the prank but Chris really wanted me to do this and he's now paying me so I thought you will understand that.- Jared apologized his friends and then continued to run the show.- Now, you'll need the zipwire gun and the wire cutters for the next spy challenge. Whether Sammy, chooses to share his tools with the others is totally up to him. Oh, by the way. The first countdown was just a test. The real countdown begins now!- Jared explained the situation to the contestants and once again starts counting.- Thirty, twenty-nine, twenty-eight...
-Do you think forever includes eternity?- Sammy asked his boyfriend.
-Why?- Nathan asked him after the second.
-Because if it does, then even if we get blown up and die, we'll still be boyfriends.- Sammy replied to him.
-Aww!- Nathan replied with a smile on his face
-We can use the zipline to get out of here. But we need another structure of some kind for it to grab onto.- Sam explained to others.
-Sammy, could you lend us the zipline?- Andrew asked Sammy.
-Well, of course.- Sammy replied and handed the zapwire to Andrew.
Then the camera turns towards Brooke who find out the little doors in the wall and opened them jst to reveal a building next to the water tower, they were in.
-I found our way out!- Brooke yelled to others.
-Then what are we waiting for?! Let's go!- Nathan yelled as all of the contestants run towards the doors.
-Wait!- Nova stopped.- What's the catch?
-What do you mean?- Sammy asked the girl.
-You know! What's the catch for using your zipline. You don't need to give it to us after all.- Nova explained to oblivious Sammy.
-There's no catch! Why would I bargain with your lives?!- Sammy asked, looking really surprised by what Nova just suggested.
-Well... I mean... I just thought that you could, but it was stupid, let's get outta here!- Nova yelled as Sam fired the zapwire and the zipline hooked itself to a ventilation shaft on the roof of an adjacent building.
-Wait! How are we gonna get over there with only one line?- Andrew asked, looking slightly concerned.
-We can use my belt.- Brooke suggested as she took her black belt, placed it on the zipline, hold it really hard and yelled:
-Okay everyone! Grab on! And don't you dare stare at my hips in the process!- Brooke yelled the last part specifically to Marshal and Andrew. Then everyone grabbed onto Brooke and the camera shows as all of them took the zipline towards the neighbor building and when they were just above it, they've all come off Brooke and landed on the building.
-Get ready for the fireworks!- Andrew yelled to others as he covered his ears but when timer went to zero, the explosives below the water tower released just some of the smoke and nothing more happened.
-You've got to be kidding me!- Sam yelled, clearly annoyed by another false alarm while the camera turns towards Jared who was now standing on the same building as rest of the contestants next to the pile covered by the green blanket.
-As if this show would have a budget to blow up and entire building.- Jared commented.- Didn't you know that half of it goes just for Chris's hair gel.
-This man is pure evil!- Brooke explained with fear in her eyes.- I nearly peed myself.
-I am really sorry Brooke.- Jared replied to her, looking quite guilty.- Now is time for your second spy challenge.- Jared explained and then removed the green blanket in order to present 7,the same looking, bombs with the timer attached to them and with 4 wires in different colors: yellow, green, blue and red.- You will have to deactivate the bombs with only the tools you got from the last challenge. The wire cutters. Oh, wait. Wasn't Sammy the only one that got the wire cutters?- Jared asked himself after the moment.- Well, I guess everybody else will just have to find their own way of cutting the wires. Any questions?
-Where can I get the bomb schematics?- Sam asked the first question.
-Do bombs come with instructions?- Nathan asked after a moment.
-Am I wearing the right kind of bomb deactivating clothing? And if not, where can I get the proper outfit? Preferably in cotton candy, because that color is so right with my hair.- Sammy explained with a smile on his face.
-Sadly, there are no schematics nor instructions.- Jared replied, looking really sorry.- One more thing. Those barrels are filled with the most stinky, the most noxious substances known to human kind. Yeah, that's right. We're talking major stink bombs.- Jared explained with disgust on his face.
-You mean worse than Owen's farts from season 1?- Brooke asked, looking quite concerned.
-Unfortunately for you, yes.- Jared replied and then turned the switch next to the bomb farthest to the right and the timer on all of the bombs changed to 3 minutes.- Good luck. 'Cause this time, you're really gonna need it.- Jared said and then he run away as fast as possible.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows all of the contestants standing behind their respective bombs in this order: Marshal furthest to the left, Brooke next to him, Nova next to Brooke, Andrew next to Nova. Sam next to Andrew, Nathan next to Sam and finally Sammy, with the wire cutters, furthest to the right. On the timers is time: 2:55
-Look at all those different colored wires!- Sammy said, looking quite stressed.- How are we supposed to know which one will defuse it?!- Sammy asked with fear in his eyes.
-Shouldn't a rich b*tch like you know which wire is right?- Marshal sarcastically asked Nova.
-Shouldn't an uber delinquent like you know how to defuse a stink bomb?- Nova yelled back at Marshal but then they were interrupted by Brooke who was standing between them.
-Guys! We shouldn't argue with each other. We have approximately 2 minutes before we will smell just like Owen's farts!- Brooke yelled at them both which caused them to stay silent.- Thank you. And now...- Brooke said after which she pulled out her Cody plush and placed him in her chest in the way so his head could see the bomb.- Now, would Cody do if he was here?- Brooke asked herself as others just sent her suspicious glares.
-Oh c'mon! It can't be that hard!- Sam said to others and then starts very specifically looking at the wires.- One of this wires is probably attached to the timer while others are attached to the core of the bomb. We need to find this attached to the timer.- Sam explained to others.
-Wow, Sam! You're so smart. Wise and beauty in one.- Andrew said to her with a blush on his face which caused Sam to look rather disgusted than delighted by the compliment.
-Done!- Marshal yelled to them as timer on his bomb stopped at the time: 1:03.
-W-w-wait. How did you do this so fast?- Nathan asked, looking quite impressed and surprised at the same time.
-Not only Sam knows a thing or two about bomb.- Marshal replied with a smirk on his face.- See you later, suckers!- Marshal yelled at them as he run away towards the same way Jared previously escaped.
-Wait! Which wire did you cut?!- Nova yelled to him but he ignored her.
-Brooke! Quick! Look which wire Marshal cut! I can't afford smelling like Owen's farts for eternity! I would rather die!- Sammy yelled at Brooke, now looking really scared and stressed out.
-Okay. Okay. Let me see.- Brooke said and quickly looked at Marshal's bomb and noticed the yellow wire being cut in half.- He cut the yellow one! I repeat! He cut the yellow one!- Brooke quickly yelled to others.
-Quick people! Cut the yellow one! We only have 30 seconds left!- Nathan yelled to others as he quickly took the wire cutter from his boyfriend's hand and then he cut the yellow wire from both his and Sammy's bomb.- Done!
Then the camera shows Sam using her strength to divide the yellow wire in half and after a second it worked.
-Done!- Sam yelled to others.
Then the camera turns to Andrew who pulled out a butterfly knife and used it to cut the yellow wire.
-Mission completed!- Andrew said as his timer stopped.
Then the camera shows Nova using her blue gem to collect a beam of sunlight which caused the yellow wire to burn down.
-Done!- Nova yelled to others.
And in the last Brooke used her teeth to bite off the yellow wire, also successfully.
-Done!- Brooke yelled, still with a piece of wire in her mouth.
-We did this!- Nathan yelled as he hugged and kissed Sammy while the beeping continued.
-Marshal finally did something right.- Nova commented with a smile on her face.
-We're gonna live!- Andrew yelled as he kissed Sam on both cheeks and then realized what he has done.- Ooops... Sorry.- Andrew said to Sam with a blush on his face while her eyes widened, still surprised by what just happened.
-Hold up. If we cut the wires, then why Cody and me are still hearing ticking?- Brooke asked others while indeed there were sounds of ticking, still coming from the bombs as the timers on each bomb except for Marshal's and Andrew's had a time: 0:07 on them.
-No way!- Sam yelled and facepalmed herself, realizing that the bombs are programmed differently.
-Mars**t! You are so dead!- Nova yelled, looking really angry.
-Nooooo!- Sammy yelled as the timers on the bombs hit the zero but nothing happened.
-Wow!- Nathan said, now looking quite relieved.- Maybe this time it's also a false ala...- Nathan wanted to say but in mid sentence he was interrupted as the camera now moved away from them just to show the mushroom explosion and after that there were coughs of the contestants heard in the distance while the camera moved to the right and showed Marshal relaxing himself on the chair.
-Obviously they weren't going to program each bomb exactly the same. What an idiots!- Marshal commented and then starts laughing.
*Outside of the trailers*
The camera now shows all the contestants except for Marshal being in the pool with a red liquid with lot of green gas floating above them. Then Chef, now in the gas mask, approached the pool and starts pouring the tomato soup inside.
-Well at least tomato soup is great for our skin.- Sammy sighed, still looking disgusted by the situation while Nathan placed his hand on Sammy's shoulder.- The Vitamin C in tomatoes boosts collagen and provides skin texture, firmness, and tone.
-I hope you right!- Nova said as she emerges from the pool.
-Glad you like it, 'cause it's also dinner.- Chef commented as he throw six straws to the pool which caused nearly all of the contestants to look disgusted.
-Excuse me Chef.- Marshal said to Chef as he approached the pool, also in the gas mask.- Where is my reward for defusing the bomb the quickest.- Marshal asked Chef.
-I don't know. Chris still hasn't returned from that hospital.- Chef replied to Marshal and left others for themselves while Jared approached the pool from the right side, also wearing the gas mask.
-I'm really sorry guys!- Jared apologized his friends.- Chris didn't said anything to about the bombs programmed in different ways. You can guess why.- Jared said to others while they sighed.
-Where is Chris anyway? You said he would be back by the end of the episode.- Nova explained to Jared.
-Turns out he needed to come through some extra date with a needle. Know what I mean?- Jared stated to everyone while they've laughed at Chris misfortune.- Anyway, Sammy and Marshal, as the winners of the first and second challenges, you get the reward! An all expense paid trip to...- Jared starts announcing while he got interrupted by excited Sammy.
-To the Paris?! Or Los Angeles?! Or maybe Tokyo?!- Sammy asked with excitement.
-That would be nice.- Marshal commented after a second.
-Nice try Sammy, but no. It's an all expense paid trip to... a local cheese factory!- Jared announced while Sammy starts clapping.- While on tour, you'll get to sample all the cheeses of the world from blue cheese to green cheese to head cheese, which isn't technically a cheese, but reeks just the same.
-While at least it's some sort of reward.- Marshal commented.- Maybe not the best but still.
-Isn't it great Marshal? We get to cut the cheese together!- Sammy yelled with excitement and happiness.
-Oh yeah, I forgot that I must share that reward with you.- Marshal sarcastically stated with annoyed face.
-Um, Jared? How long do we have to soak until the stink wear off?- Nathan asked his friend.
-Oh, I'd say another twelve hours should do.- Jared replied while all the contestants in the pool starts complaining and groaning. Marshal on the other hand was now laughing until Sam who was standing the nearest to him pulled him into the pool which caused him to scream.
Then the camera turned towards Jared.
-Wait? You want me to end this episode?- Jared asked to the camera while it nodded.- Okay. The teams are no more! Which of those two powerful alliances survive the longest? Will Chris be fine after he come back? And will I ever get my paycheck from hosting this episode? Answer for this and many other questions in another episode of Total! Drama! Action!- Jared yelled to the air as the episode ended.
And here we have a merge and our first winners: Sammy and Marshal. I get some of the alliances ideas from you guys, but I need to say from what you already saw in this episode I had some of my own ideas for the alliances. For example: Dramatical Triumvirate 2.0 (Marshal, Nova and Brooke) and Sam's alliance (Sam, Sammy, Andrew, Nathan and Brooke). Also poor Brooke ;'( She's stucked between two alliances and she will have to choose between one of those in the future.
On the other hand how did you liked this episode? The alliances? The challenges? Jared running the show during the lack of Chris? I need to say that they would be some moments like these when Jared would take the host place from Chris while in the others he would just stand aside him or help with the challenges.
Remaining characters:
Boys: Andrew, Marshal, Nathan and Sammy
Girls: Brooke, Nova and Sam
Eliminated: 15th/14th: Jeremiah and Cordelia (Without teams)
13th: Taylor (SG)
12th: Kirsten (SG)
(-): Nova (KG) (Returned)
11th: Doug (KG)
10th: Izzy (SG)
9th: Kelly (KG)
8th: Jared (SG)
MERGE
And now today's review question:
-How good will they be at creating an original superhero costume?
Also if you like you can send me some of superhero ideas but I need to inform you that I've already have prepared the costume and superpowers for some of the contestants.
See you next time on the first merged award ceremony. ;)