Here's an omake I put together for two reasons. One is because I just heard the skit this was inspired off of and I love it and two to celebrate Monkey D Harry and the Goblet of Fire finally reaching over 50k views. This is the first time any of my work has reached that so it is a milestone for me

"Hey captain." Luna, the newest member of the Space Pirates says to her leader while they were lounging around on their base. "I was wondering if you could tell me about your first crew mates. Nana said that you had teamed up with them for a bit before you became captain of your own crew."

"Of course, I remember the day we met I'll never forget them they were my dear friends. It started out with me accidentally on their ship while they were on the run from the Deans." He said wistfully while she just stared at him totally confused.

"Deans?"

"A pair of brothers named Dizzy and Daffy Dean along with their cousin Goofe Dean who."

"Okay." It didn't really explain much to her but she decided to go along with it anyway.

"The line up of the crew was like this Who's captain, What's first mate, and I don't know is second mate."

"That's what I'm trying to find out."

"What do you I mean I just told you Who's captain, What's first mate, I don't know's the second."

"Are you sure you remember everything correctly?"

"Yes."

"And you knew them for years?"

"Well of course."

"Well then who's captain?"

"Yes."

"I meant the fellow's name?"

"Who."

"The captain."

"Who."

"The captain." She said groaning audibly and throwing her hands up as the crew gathered around and watched in mirthful silence.

"The guy in charge."

"Who is captain."

"I'm asking YOU who's captain."

"That's the man's name."

"That's who's name?"

"Yes."

"Well go ahead and tell me."

"That's it."

"That's who?"

"Yes." She paused as she tried to not punch her leader and tried another tactic.

"Look you have the leader of the crew?"

"Certainly."

"Who's the captain?"

"That's right."

"The guy who has the highest bounty and divvies up all the money?"

"Every berry of it."

"All I'm trying to find out is the captain's name."

"Who."

"The guy that gets-"

"That's it."

"Who controls the money?"

"He does, every berry. Sometimes his wife would come over and do it."

"Who's wife?"

"Yes." She paused again as her migraine grew even more and at this point the crew wasn't even bothering to hide their laughter.

"What's wrong with that?"

"Look all I wanna know is when you look on the wanted poster of the captain how is it written out?"

"Who."

"The guy."

"Who."

"How is it..."

"That's how it's written.

"Who?"

"Yes."

"All I'm trying to find out is what's the name of the captain."

"No that's wrong. What's the first mate."

"I'm not asking for the first mate."

"Who's the captain."

"One position at a time!"

"Well don't change the positions around them. I'm being very clear on it."

"I'm not changing anybody!"

"Take it easy Luna." He said trying to naively placate her which only had the opposite effect.

"I'm only asking you, who's the captain?"

"That's right."

"Ok."

"All right."

"What's the captain?"

"No what is the first mate."

"I'm not asking you who's the first mate."

"Who's the captain."

"I don't know." She said marching around her spot in frustration nearly ripping her hair out.

"He's the second mate, but we're not talking about him."

"Now how did we go from captain to second mate?"

"Why you mentioned his name."

"If I mentioned the second mate's name who did I say is the second mate?"

"No. Who's the captain."

"What's captain?"

"What's first mate."

"I don't know."

"He's second mate."

"There I go, back on second again!"

"Would you just stay on the second and don't go from there."

"All right, what do you want to know?"

"Now who's second mate?"

"Why do you insist on placing Who as second mate?"

"What am I putting as second mate."

"No. What is the first mate."

"You don't want who as third."

"No who is captain."

"I don't know."

""Second mate."" They both say together which got a glare from Luna and peals of laughter from the audience.

"Look did they have a sharpshooter?" Deciding to gain some sense of normalcy in the conversation, of which was as long gone as Roger she changed position.

"Sure."

"The sharpshooter's name was."

"Why."

"I just thought I'd ask you."

"Well, I just thought I'd tell ya."

"Then tell me who's the sharpshooter."

"Who's the captain."

"I'm not... stay off the officers. I want to know what's the name of the sharpshooter?"

"No, What is the first mate."

"I'm not asking you who's the first mate."

"Who's the captain!"

"I don't know."

""Second mate."" They said simultaneously again.

"The sharpshooter's name?"

"Why."

"Because!"

"Oh he's the chef."

"Look did they have a navigator?"

"Sure."

"The navigator's name?"

"Tomorrow."

"You don't want to tell me today?"

"I'm telling you now."

"Then go ahead."

"Tomorrow!"

"What time?"

"What time what?"

"What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?"

"Now listen. Who is not pitching."

"I'll blast you back to the New World myself, you say who's the captain! I want to know what's the sharpshooter's name?"

"What's the first mate."

"I don't know."

""Second mate.""

"Got a swordsman?"

"Certainly."

"The swordsman's name?"

"Today."

"Today, and tomorrow's navigator."

"Now you've got it."

"All we've got is a couple of days on the crew."

"You know I'm swordsman too." This part was true as she was in the midst of weapons training and that was her most competent weapon at the moment aside from her hands.

"So they tell me."

"So imagine I'm on the crew and I go onto the deck to do some fancy weight training. Tomorrow's navigating the ship of the crew and a navy warship pulls up. Now the warship fires three cannonball. When they do, me being a competent swordsman cuts one of the balls in half. Now the captain gets the other one which appears in front of who?"

"Now that's the first thing you've said right."

"I don't even know what I'm talking about!"

"That's all you have to do."

"Is to cut the cannonball."

"Yes!"

"And who's got the other one?"

"Naturally."

"Look if I let the cannonball head towards the captain, somebody's gotta deal with it. Now who will."

"Naturally."

"Who?"

"Naturally."

"Naturally?"

"Naturally."

"So I leave the last one to Naturally then." Finally something made sense in the longest and weirdest conversation in her life, and that was saying something.

"No you don't, you leave it to Who."

"Naturally."

"That's different."

"That's what I said."

"You're not saying it..." She cut off his nonsense before he got any further so she could find some clarity.

"I leave the cannon ball to Naturally."

"You leave it to Who."

"Naturally."

"That's it."

"That's what I said!"

"You ask me." He said trying to defuse the apoplectic girl.

"I leave it to who?"

"Naturally."

"Now you ask me."

"You leave it to Who?"

"Naturally."

"That's it."

"Same as you! Same as YOU! I leave it to who. Whoever it goes for as the marines fire again. Who goes after it after what gets his. What goes after his after I Don't Know does. I Don't Know warns Tomorrow who does the same, so it's a Triple play of sorts. Another one goes towards Because. Why? I don't know! He's not being targeted so I don't give a darn!"

"What?" He said totally unable to follow what she just said in her hypothetically statement, and he wasn't alone.

"I said I don't give a darn!"

"Oh that's the doctor."

Luna lost it and for her sanity went on a vacation.