Author's Note: I know the events didn't happen all at once or at all. Neither did some of the events happen the year that I've gave it. That's why this is a fictional story. It also includes another rape and assault.

"Love is like war: easy to begin with, but very hard to stop." H.L. Mencken

Chapter 23

Satan's War

(Music video: Satan has the camera to go into his home in a dark place. The camera follows him into his castle where he sits on his throne and looks directly at the camera.)

I'm Not the Evil One by Sherah Payton

He made me rebellious and evil
And what happens?
Satan falls in love and
God says it wrong

All I did was love
That was the only thing I was truly guilty of
All I did was have her in my heart
How was that so wrong?

How could I be rebellious
Just for falling in love?
Just for having her in my heart?
Why are you punishing me?
When you were the one that told us to love?
How can I be the evil one? (Angels hooked Satan up in chains and shook their heads. God came and looked at him. 'Guilty for falling in love. Take him away and never let him see the light of day.')

(Satan in a jail cell) How can I be the evil one?
When I'm not the one who lied
When I'm not the one that started this war
You were

He made me rebellious and evil
And what happens?
Satan falls in love and
God says it wrong

How could I be rebellious (he's been lead out by Angels to the gallows)
Just for falling in love?
Just for having her in my heart?
Why are you punishing me?
When you were the one that told us to love?
How can I be the evil one? (As Satan was at the gallows, the Angels put a noose around his neck)

All I did was love
That was the only thing I was truly guilty of
All I did was have her in my heart
How was that so wrong?

I'm not the evil one
I'm not the evil one
I'm not the evil one (He closed his eyes and the music video ends)

Colleen was watching the music video and shook her head. He was actually thinking that to sing a song and do a music video would win her back. She wasn't going to take him back, no matter how hard that he tried. Satan showed up that night and looked at her. "Did you see the music video?" She was looking at the refrigerator trying to decide what she wanted to eat for dinner. She didn't answer him. "Well, if you didn't see it, I made it for you. I know how much you love music and music videos. You were the one that I was singing it to." She continued to ignore him while fixing dinner. He grabbed her. "How could you turn off your feelings for me like that? I know that there was a part of you that did love me and did want me. You can't deny that." She looked at him and crossed her arms.
"I'm going to tell you, what you've told me. Why would you want to be with someone that doesn't want to be with you? Why don't you move on? We're over." She left his arms and he shook his head.
"If you don't come back to me, I'm going to start a war on your own turf, do you really want to go there?" She stared at him.
"Are you fucking threatening me right now? God was right, you know nothing about love." He smacked her.
"How dare you take his side and not mine! What has he done for you more than I have?"
"Well, he didn't ask me to choose like you did. He didn't stand between me and Lennie, you did. How was that love?"
"I've told you; I've never asked you to do that. If I was so interested in having you pick between Lennie and God, why did I agree to make him stay for you in the first place?" She stopped fixing dinner, looked at him and crossed her arms.
"Do you have any proof that it wasn't you?"
"If I can gather proof, will you come back to me?"
"I want actual proof, if not, you agree that we're done. We move on. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a fucking adult now. I don't need you."
"I'll be back with the actual proof."
"Don't you dare come back without it." He looked at her as he had his hand on the doorknob.
"Oh, it's okay for you to threaten me, but it's not okay for me to threaten you?"
"I'll apologize, once, you can prove me wrong." She took her dinner and went into the living room. Satan closed his eyes, shook his head and left.

He called a meeting with the demons. "I want to feel that all of you have learned your lesson and won't lie to me. Did any of you portray yourselves as me and asked Colleen to choose between Lennie and God?" They shook their heads. "You wouldn't lie to me?" A demon spoke up.
"My dark lord and majesty, I'll be glad to take the truth poison, if it would please you. None of us would dare to do that to you." The demons nodded in agreement.
"Demon bartenders, pass out the drinks." They began to pass them out and each demon drank it. "I'll ask again. Did any of you portray yourselves as me and asked Colleen to choose between Lennie and God?" Each demon shook their head. "Did any of you asked her to do that?" They shook their heads again. He sighed. "If it wasn't you, it wasn't me, then, who the hell was it? Damn it!"

He left the center of Hell and went to his room. He decided to call Colleen. "Hello?"
"Colleen, I miss you. I'm sorry, I asked you to choose, now would you come back to me?" She sighed.
"Satan, you like a challenge, right? Then, I challenge you to move on. Find someone else, we're over." She hang up the phone and he looked at it. He shook his head.

Angels saw that Colleen was not wanting to date anyone. They saw in her heart that she still had strong feelings for Satan. Sejeniael and Japheth looked at each other. "We're going to have to do something drastic. Colleen and Satan should not be having feelings for each other."
"We've tried everything. What do you want to do now?" Sejeniael sighed.
"What about having him rape and assault her?" Japheth looked at him stunned.
"No, no, no. We can't go that far. We're Angels, we don't rape and assault humans!"
"But, it would be Satan who does it and not us. We haven't been caught so far. Which would you rather: rape and assault her and, possible, Colleen would stop wanting him or have Colleen love him again?" Japheth sighed.
"I sure hope you know what you're doing."
"Relax, I got it."

That night, Sejeniael closed his eyes and became Satan. He saw Colleen sleeping in her bed and went to join her. He traced her lips with his long black fingernail and kissed her. She woke up and looked at him in surprise.
"What the fuck are you doing here?"
"I've missed you and I've missed us. Can we have sex for a last time?" She frowned as she looked at him. He traced her body with his fingernail.
"Satan, you keep using those words and you never mean them. Go away!" She turned her back on him and he sighed.
"I've noticed that you're not allowing anyone else in. Is it because you miss me? That you still love me?" He whispered into her ear and began to kiss her cheek and then, her throat. "Why are you denying your feelings for me, Colleen?" She shook her head and tried to sleep. He turned her over and lifted up her shirt. "Those breasts still look nice." She pulled down her shirt.
"Satan, I'm tired. I want to sleep. Go away!"
"What if, I allowed you to suck my dick? Would that work?" He pulled down his pants and showed it to her. "It misses your mouth." He traced her lips. "How I love that mouth too." He began to kiss her as she turned away.
"Out!" He grabbed her wrists and pinned her on the bed.
"You think you can command me what to do? I've been nice to you. If you're not going to play nice, why should I?" He began to kiss her and she refused to let him.
"Get off me!" He shook his head. He looked at Japheth. He closed his eyes and became a demon. He held her wrists as Satan pulled down her pants and underwear.
"How I missed this tight little pussy. You just love making it tight for me, don't you?" He began to touch it.
"I never thought you would be raping me." He looked at her.
"I thought it was common knowledge that I'm an evil one, my dear. I just held it back from you because I used to love you. I used to have feelings for you. I don't anymore. All I have, now, is hatred." She stared at him in shock.
"Hatred? Why?"
"Because you love Lennie more than me! Because you believed him over me! You lied to me!" He began to pound her.
"No, don't! Stop!" He ignored her and began to moan.
"At last, my dick has your pussy."
"Get off!" He looked at Japheth.
"Do you mind?" He looked at her and smacked her.
"You don't get to talk back to the master. You don't have that right, not after what you did to him." She swallowed. "If Satan wants your body, he can have it. The next time you talk, I'm going to knock you out and don't think that I won't." She closed her eyes as Satan smiled.
"Where is your God? Huh? Why isn't he saving you? I thought he loved you, Colleen?" He laughed. "You would believe him over me and he won't, even, save you." He turned her over and pound her ass.
"Stop!" Satan grabbed her hair and pulled her head back.
"Guess you want it harder." He turned her over and grabbed her by her throat. He began to pound her as she was trying to get him to release her. He shoved his dick into her throat. "Suck it or I'll force you to." She shook her head. "Very well." He had Japheth hold her back forward as he shoved her mouth in. He had her keep going until he, finally, saw his honey go down her throat. He threw her back on the bed, grabbed her wrist again and pinned her down on the bed again. "If you dare to tell anyone about this, I can do worse to you. Remember, I don't love you anymore." He spit into her face and looked at Japheth. "Let's go." He got off of her and they left. She started sobbing.

Colleen got into the bath and continued to sob. She couldn't believe that Satan had done this. A demon looked at her puzzled. "Colleen, what happened to you?" He asked; concerned. She looked at him and he was surprised to see that she had black eyes.
"Leave me alone! Go away!" He left the bathroom and went to see the Devil.

"My dark lord and majesty, why have you gave Colleen 2 black eyes?" Satan looked up at him.
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Colleen, something happened. She's sobbing and she has marks all over her." He got off his throne.
"What happened?" The demon shrugged.
"I was hoping that you knew." He sighed and went to see her.

As she slept, he pulled back the covers and saw that she had bruises all over her. Satan was angry and turned to look at the demon, who shook his head. He gestured for them to leave.

Sejeniael looked at Japheth. "Look at that! Satan, actually, showed concerned for her well-being. Time for the step 2 of this plan."
"What's step 2?" He looked at him and smiled.
"We're going to confess to God that Satan had raped and assaulted her." Japheth looked at him; worried.
"What if, God figures out that we really did it?"
"If God didn't find out that we were the ones responsible for asking her to choose, he won't find us responsible for raping and assaulting her. Let's go." The two Angels came before the Lord.

They bowed. "Our Lord and majesty. We felt it was our duty to report to you a horrible thing that Lucifer has done." God looked up at them.
"What's that?"
"He raped and assaulted Colleen."
"He didn't do that."
"Take a look at her and tell me, that he didn't." God sighed and got off his throne.

He went to Colleen. "Are you okay?" Colleen was wearing sunglasses. When she saw him, she acted cheerful.
"God, what brings you by?"
"Why are you wearing sunglasses? You're not outside."
"I love wearing them."
"Take them off!" She sighed and took them off. He saw her 2 black eyes. "Who did this to you?" She swallowed and looked away.
"No one. I don't know how I got them."
"You want to lie to me? Then, I'm going to ask you to strip for me." She looked up at him in surprise.
"God, I'm not exactly comfortable being naked in front of you." He frowned.
"Do it or I'll do it for you. Choose." She sighed and began to get undressed. He saw the bruises all over her body. "Who did this to you?" She shook her head and he came closer to her. "You either tell me or I'll force you, choose."
"Satan." She said quietly. God leaned in his ear to her lips.
"Say it louder."
"Satan." He closed his eyes and tried to hold in his anger.
"See, that's why I didn't want you to be in a relationship with him. I knew what he would do to you. Did I not tell you that he didn't know how to love? Look at what he did to you. That it!" He began to walk out and she stopped him.
"No, he told me that he would do worse to me, if you found out." He looked at her.
"No, he does worse to you, he'll deal with me, first." She put back on her sunglasses.

God went to Hell and picked up Satan. "You, actually, dared to rape and assault the one that you claim to love?"
"That wasn't me." God nodded and threw him across the room.
"Keep lying."
"God, you shouldn't do that!" A demon said and God looked at him.
"Do you want to be next?" The demon backed off. "I've told you not to lay a hand on her and what did you do, what you always do, ignore me." He picked him up and threw him across the room again.
"God, stop! It wasn't me; I swear, it wasn't me!" He nodded.
"How many times have you told me that famous lie? You touch my daughter again, you see this hand," He grabbed his hand. "I will make sure that both of them are cut off and you'll never touch anyone again."
"I don't get why you don't believe me. You claim to know everything, but you don't even believe that I'm not the one responsible." God shook his head.
"Your lies are getting really old. Try to come up with new lies. Impress me." He picked him up and held him in the air. "You touch my daughter again, I'll be looking for 2 new hands, got it?" He nodded. "I said, do you got it?"
"Yes!"
"Now, Colleen has told me that you'll do worse to her because she told me. Let me warn you. Whatever you choose to do to her next, I'll do to you. Got it?"
"Got it." God released him and he fall to the floor. "I better not be coming to Hell again." He looked at the demons. "You claim to follow Lucifer, then, your job should be to keep him out of trouble. If you don't, don't get involved when I do." He left Hell.

The demons came to him. "Are you okay, Satan?" He shoved the demons off.
"I'm sick and tired of being blamed for something that I didn't do. I'm tired of being the first one that gets blamed. I would never hurt Colleen like that, ever!" He hit the counter and looked at the demons. "I'm going to do something that I should have done a long time ago."
"That is?"
"Buckle up demons, we're headed for war."

Colleen was sitting in front of the television and was shocked to see what was going on. Many bad things began to unfold. There was a rumor of a virus going around and it caused the states to shut down and people were advised to stay inside their homes. She watched as the news reported that people were hogging the toilet paper. She went out and saw that the news wasn't lying. No store had toilet paper. She had no choice, but to get baby wipes.

When she thought that things were, finally, starting to calm down, the news reported that a police brutality happened. People began to riot and loot. They were calling for the removal of all police officers. As a result, there were no cops anywhere. People began to celebrate by stealing, killing, and raping people. If that wasn't bad enough, because of the riots and loots, cable, phone, and utilities companies were shut down. Colleen could see through her bedroom window that people were on the streets, praying and looking up at the sky. She looked up at the sky as well and began to pray. "God, I know that you loved me enough to show concern about me when I was raped. Please show concern for all of us now. We need your help. Please, help us!" She got down on the floor and started to sob. She looked up and wondered, should she pray to Satan? Would he listen to her? She shook her head, when she remembered that he, no longer, loved her. She never felt so terrified and so alone in her life.

Heaven was in shock with what they were witnessing. Sejenaiel and Japheth looked at each other, looked down and closed their eyes. They had no idea that they had caused this. God got down from his throne. "What is Lucifer doing? Is he trying to jump the Rapture or something?" He sighed and looked at the Angels. "Guess, I'm going to have to go to Hell to talk to him. I'll be back." He closed his eyes and went to Hell.

Satan was at the bar and was about to pour himself a drink, when God showed up. "Why are you doing this?" He looked up at God.
"I was just about to pour myself a drink, you want one?" When God didn't answer, he shrugged. "Suit yourself. I'm having one."
"Stop this, right now!" Lucifer shook his head and laid on the couch with his drink.
"You know that I can relate to the black people. They are the first to be blamed when something bad happens. They are the first that people accuse and they are tired of it. Sound like someone you know? I'm always the first one you blame bad things on. I'm always labeled as evil and hatred. I think it's time for all of us who are experiencing injustice to show everyone how filled up and angry that we are, unless, you know of a better way?" God sighed.
"You want me to apologize for blaming you? You want me to apologize for making you the first I do? Okay, I'm sorry. If you truly loved Colleen, why didn't you find out who was responsible, if it wasn't you?" Satan sighed and drank his champagne.
"I've tried. I've asked my demons, who else is there to ask?"
"Your anger is at me, so why are you aiming it at my children?"
"I'm not, I'm just giving my children what they want because I can finally understand them."
"What about Colleen? You claim to love her, then, why aren't you out there protecting her from this madness? Did you ever stop and think about what your actions would be doing to her? Is that what you want? To see her dead and to see her killed? Please Lucifer, lecture me about how you didn't ask her to choose, rape and assaulted her, when right now, you're not, even, showing any concern for her."
"You want me to stop this so-called 'madness?' You find out who was responsible and you accept our relationship, once, she finds out the truth." God shook his head.
"Now, I'll agree to find out who is responsible, but I'm not going to accept your relationship."
"Then, we have nothing to talk about." God sighed.
"Why does she mean this much to you?"
"Why is it so hard for you to believe that I can, actually, be in love? That she has my heart? It's because you label me evil and rebellious."
"Because you are! Let's review the facts. You wanted to be like me and took down my angels with you. You had Eve eat from the tree of good and evil. You had the humans ask the angels for sex. Do I need to go on?" Satan sighed.
"You're right. I'm wasting my time arguing with you, when I need to check on Colleen. If you find out who is responsible and hold them accountable, I'll stop this 'madness'." God nodded and got into his face.
"If you go back on your word, I'll just extend the Rapture, just so we're clear."
"Understood, are we done now, I need to go check up on her." He nodded and left Hell. He looked at his demons. "Let's go." They nodded and followed him to Colleen's place.

God looked at his Angels. "Now, I'm going to ask this one time. If you lie, I'll have no choice, but to punish you. Did any of you play the role of Satan towards Colleen?" Sejenaiel and Japheth exchanged looks.
"God, we were just trying to stop Colleen and Satan from loving each other and wanting to be together." He stared at them in shock.
"My own two Angels caused all of this?" They swallowed. God went to them and picked them up with each hand. "Do you know how bad this is going to make me look to know that Satan didn't start any of this?" He put them down and closed his eyes. "You might have thought that you were doing a good thing, but you actually made things worse. So, I'm going to let you choose your punishments. You can either became a demon and join Satan in Hell and let him be the one to punish you or both of you face Satan and his wrath, but I'll allow you to come home again." They swallowed and looked at each other.
"We'll go and apologize."
"Now!" God pointed to the Earth.

"Colleen, Colleen?" Satan was grateful his eyes could see in the dark. She lifted up her head, when she heard him call her name.
"Satan, is that you? Where are you?" She began to feel in the dark for him. He saw her and put her in his arms. "You, actually, came for me?"
"I, well, I wanted to, uh, make sure that you're okay. Are you?" She shook her head.
"I'm scared!" He sighed.
"Do you want to come home with me? My demons and I will take care of you." He looked down at her and she started crying.
"But, you said that you hated me. You, actually, spit in my face." He looked at her confused.
"Colleen, I would never say or do a thing like that! Whoever told you that was lying. If I had any hatred towards you, would I be here right now? Would I be offering to help you escape to a place that's safe?" She looked up at him and he put his hands to her head to make her look into his eyes. "I'm telling you, someone is pretending to be me and doing all this horrible shit." He held her hand and looked at her door. He could hear banging of people trying to get in. "Colleen, if you want to be safe, you'll have to come with me now!" She nodded. He looked at his demons. "Let's go."

Colleen was still scared, when she went to Hell, so Satan picked her up and held her. "Look, there's nothing to be scared of. You're safe now, I promise. If anyone wanted you, they would have to go through me and a lot of demons, first."
"Don't leave me." He shook his head.
"I won't." He kissed the top of her head. "I won't." He brought her to his throne and had her sit on his lap facing him. "Demons; play some loud music. We need to calm her down and make her feel that she's safe." They nodded and began to play some loud music. It took a while, but she slowly fall asleep on his lap. He sighed and rest his chin on her head. He looked at the demons as they looked at him.

As she slept, he continued to judge souls. He could tell that she needed more care, so he picked her up and lead them into the kitchen. "Demons; fix her something to eat and drink." They nodded. Satan woke her up and she rubbed her eyes. "You need to eat. You look like you haven't eat or drank anything for the past few days." She nodded.
"I've been too scared to leave the house."
"Here, drink this. It's your favorite." He held a glass of Sprite with a straw as she drank. He looked at the kitchen. "Is the food ready?" The demon came back with a plate. "See, my demons have cooked your favorite food-lemon chicken. Eat up." She turned to eat, while still sitting on his lap. He began to brush her hair. "How long has it been, since you had a bath?" She looked up at him.
"It was hard to take a bath, when there was no light or water in the place." He nodded.
"Eat. I'll have the demons run you a hot bath. Would you like that?" She nodded.
"But, you won't leave me?"
"I'm not going anywhere. This is my home. You can stay as long as you like." He put his arms around her and gave her a kiss. She was grateful to be eating some food and drinking.

After she was full, Satan picked her up and brought her to his home. He took off her clothes as the demons ran a hot bath for her. He helped her in and got in with her. She laid back as he took a red and black shower sponge and began to wash her front. She looked at him as he looked at her. She turned to face him and they locked eyes. They began to kiss as Satan pushed her closer to him. He kissed her throat and shoulder. He rubbed her left breast as they continued to kiss. He took his dick and put her on top of it. She began to ride him as he took both of her breasts into his hands. He licked her chest as she closed her eyes and began to moan. He switched, so that he could be on the top. They looked at each other in the eyes again. She put her finger into his mouth as he sucked it. "Tell me, have you missed this?" She nodded. "I bet you miss doing this as well?" He took out his dick and put it to her mouth. She began to work as he watched. He closed his eyes and threw his head back. He wanted to cherish every moment of having her mouth on his dick. He smiled as he listened to the sound of her sucking. He lifted her face up and looked at her. "No one does it better than you." They kissed again as he put his dick inside of her.
"Oh Satan, harder." He smiled as he closed his eyes and began to go faster and deeper. Finally, he felt himself having a release. She smiled, when she saw his eyes were black. "That's my Satan. Always giving me his black eyes." He looked at her and kissed her.
"Only will you see them."

Satan tucked her in his bed. "Now, you need to sleep. You've had a long day."
"You won't leave?" He looked at his door.
"See that demon? There are 3 outside my room, right now. If anything was to happen to you, they wouldn't let it. Now relax. You're safe. I promise." She nodded and went to sleep. He got up and looked at his demons. "You will protect that girl at all costs, right?" They nodded. "Good. If anything happens, come and get me." He left and went back to his throne room.

The 2 Angels showed up as Satan was judging the lost souls. "Why are 2 Angels in Hell and without any humans?" They exchanged looks.
"We have something to confess to you." He raised his eyebrows.
"I never thought that I would live to hear Angels wanting to give me a confession. I thought that was what God and his son were for?" They looked down.
"You were right." He looked at them surprised.
"I must be going deaf, but did I hear you say that I was right?" They nodded, still looking down. "I think Hell has just froze over." The demons began to laugh. "What exactly was I right about?" Sejenaiel sighed.
"You never told Colleen to choose and you never raped and abused her."
"This must be a wonderful day. First, I have Colleen in my room asleep. Now, I have Angels confessing that I was right. This day can't get any better." Satan stood up as the Angels nodded.
"For you, it will." He looked at Japheth surprised.
"Let me take a wild guess, God is giving me his permission to have Colleen as my bride?" They shook their heads.
"No, but he is going to allow you to punish us."
"Now, why would I do that?" They sighed.
"Because we were the ones that did it." He fainted into his throne.
"I really think it's time that I get my ears checked. But, I think I heard you say that you're responsible for asking Colleen to choose and you were the ones to rape and assault her?" They nodded. Satan looked at his demons.
"Would you look at that? 2 of God's own did the most horrible things to an innocent human."
"We were just trying to keep you both apart."
"So, not only is God against me loving a human, but you're against it as well?" They nodded as he shook his head. "The whole Heaven doesn't trust me, do they?" They shook their heads and he nodded. "I figured that." He came behind them. "As much as I would love to punish you. You have no idea how much. I'm going to do something better. You stay here, while I carry out my own plan." He closed his eyes and went to God's presence.

"I just had 2 Angels come to Hell with a shocking revelation." God looked down.
"I told them that you can punish them any way that you see fit." Satan shook his head.
"No. I want something else for this." God raised his eyebrows.
"Oh? What's that?"
"You accept mine and Colleen's relationship." He got down from his throne.
"This is outrageous! You can't expect me to accept this!"
"You were the one that thought I would be the one to hurt her, when it was your own two Angels that did. You accept our relationship; I'll have Earth have peace again." God closed his eyes.
"The two Angels, you can make them demons. I'll have no objections to it. But, no to the relationship." Satan shrugged and crossed his arms.
"That's my offer; take it or leave it."
"I offer you my apologizes for blaming you for the things that you didn't do. I'll restraint from blaming you first; next time. As for your relationship with Colleen, I'll agree to accept it, if you agree that you won't marry her or have kids with her." He raised his eyebrows and took a seat at a red chair.
"So, the only thing that I can do with Colleen would be to fuck and date?" God looked at him, crossed his arms and shrugged.
"My offer; take it or leave it." Satan sighed and got up.
"Very well. I'll have Earth back to the way it was. Nice doing business with you. You will hold the Angels accountable; I assume?" God nodded.
"The minute that I see that you've kept your word, I'll keep mine." They shook hands.
"Nice doing business with you." He gave him a smile.
"Likewise."

The Devil looked at his demons. "Go, return Earth back to the way it was. I don't care how, just make it normal again." Many demons nodded and left. Satan smiled as he made his way up the stairs. He watched Colleen as she slept. He got under the covers and traced her lips. She looked and saw it was him and they kissed. She cuddled up to him and he put his arm around her.

God went up to his 2 Angels, who had their heads bowed. "I can't begin to tell you how disappointed I am with you. You got off easy with Lucifer; not wanting to punish you, but he has asked me to. In exchange for punishing you both, he will give peace on Earth. I've been thinking long and hard about your punishment. Since I want to be a merciful God, here's what I'm going to do with you two. You both will become human and live on Earth. You want to come back to Heaven? Find your way back. I'll be picking out your parents." They exchanged looks.
"What do you mean, 'parents'?" Sejeniael asked and God looked at him.
"Since you were the mastermind to this scheme, you'll be placed with parents that are Satanists. Both of you will start as a human baby."
"God, that isn't fair!" Japheth cried out and he looked at him.
"I'll be showing you more mercy, since you were not the mastermind. You'll be placed with Christians." He looked at both. "Good luck. I hope you make it home again." He looked at the other Angels. "Take them to become a human baby."
"God, we're sorry! Please don't do this!" Sejeniael cried out as the Angels took them both away.

God turned to look at the remaining Angels. "Let this be a lesson, you want to do any kind of schemes and get caught, that's the future that awaits you. Now, I have agreed to allow Satan to proceed his relationship with Colleen." The Angels stared at him in shock.
"God, are you serious? Lucifer with a human? Are you out of your mind?" An Angel spoke up and God frowned.
"In exchange for accepting their 'relationship', he has agreed to not marry her or have kids." They shook their heads.
"I can't believe you've agreed. Wait," the Angel looked up at him. "Did you see what the future holds for both?" God looked up at the Angel who asked.
"Yes, I've seen what will happen, should they be in a relationship."
"And?"
"Let's just say that I had a reason to send those 2 Angels to Earth."

"Good afternoon. We're live in the Los Angeles studios. This is a, 'I'm the Devil and in love with a human,' talk show special and I'm Dr. Phil. We are live with a man who claims to be the Devil himself." He turned to Satan. "You claim to be the Devil. But, you don't look like him."
"Would you want me to?" He nodded and he closed his eyes. The audience gasped.
"Why have you decided to come out now?"
"I wanted to apologize to the world for my anger. I was just mad at God and the world that he didn't approve of my relationship with Kayla." He looked at him confused.
"Why didn't he approve of it?" He shrugged.
"For so long, God has only viewed me as evil and rebellious. He didn't think that I was capable of love. I get it, he's just wanting to look out for his creations."
"Who is Kayla?" He smiled.
"She's the love of my life. The Bible got it right, what comes around, goes around. I've spend my life tempting humans. I never thought a human would tempt me. But, she has."
"How did you two meet?"
"Well, I met her when she was 13." He shook his head. "She had just fallen in love with someone else for the first time. Her body and soul was on Earth, but her mind was not. As a result, my demons decided to take a vote to have her become God's permanent problem and wanted me to sign her off. I looked into her future and saw that she would write a book about me. As a result, I couldn't get her out of my head." He raised his eyebrows.
"Must have been some book." He nodded. "Why are you coming out now about your relationship?"
"I wanted to share my excitement about God changing his mind about us."
"What changed it?"
"He saw that my love for her was genuine and that I would never do anything to hurt her."
"You have many fans in the world." He nodded. "How do you think your fans will take it; now that you're 'taken'?" He sighed.
"Believe it or not, a woman has already tried to kill her. Kayla has only agreed to come on this show if we change her name and hide her face. I get it. Humans can be crazy, sometimes."
"Do you think that you're going to upset some humans knowing that you're 'taken'?"
"Look, I love all humans. Ask my children, I give them whatever they desire. But, my heart is only on her."
"What if, they ask to date you, marry or even have sex with you?" He nodded.
"If they should ask that, I would politely turn them down."
"You're willing to lose souls over this?" He shrugged.
"Humans don't like to share their mates. I'm no different, I wouldn't want anyone else to have her and she wouldn't want anyone else to have me."
"What is the future for you two?"
"God has only agreed that we would be together, but he made it clear that we can't get married or have any children."
"Have children? Would that be possible? The Bible states that you can't have sex." Satan smiled.
"Occasionally, I would take on the human form as you've already seen." He closed his eyes and became Lucifer Morningstar. "That's the only time she sees me as a human is when we have sex. It will take time for my demons to make it possible for us to have children of our own. In the meantime, Kayla and I have agreed to take in children that are in foster homes in America and put them into our loving home."
"Whose body are you in right now?" He smiled.
"I know that Tom Ellis will be playing me in the TV show 'Lucifer,' how ironic is that it will be about me falling in love with a human, when in real life, it actually happened."
"I don't think many people will be happy to hear about you have children with a human. Satan is known to be evil and people won't feel comfortable." Satan sighed as he looked at Dr. Phil.

"Let's cut the bullshit, shall we? I know that you don't really believe that I'm Satan and the audience don't believe it either. So, what does that matter?"
"Rather we believe you really are or not is not what matters. What matters is that you believe it. Why is Satan, someone you would want to imitate?"
"Tell me, people still look up to Hitler and he was considered a bad man without, actually, killing anyone. Satan is the same way. He is considered a bad man without, actually, killing a human being. Tell me, do you have any proof that Satan had anyone killed?" He frowned.
"There has been stories about devil worshippers or Satanists doing rituals. Those rituals, usually, involves killing and sacrifice." He sighed.
"The bible brainwashed people to believe that Satan likes sacrifice and that he likes to kill. People need to take responsibility for their own actions. They say I say this and that. You should ask them, how do you feel about blaming Satan, rather than blaming yourself? Does it wash away your guilt? Your shame? Does it change anything?" Dr. Phil nodded.
"So, you're saying that you don't approve of people sacrificing and killing for you?" He shook his head.
"Kayla is, now, 26. Adding the math, I've been with her a total of 13 years. Ask her, if I have ever ordered her to kill or to sacrifice to me."
"After the commercial break, we will bring her out."

"Welcome back to the, 'I'm the Devil and in love with a human' special. We have a man who is claiming to be Satan and is in love with a human named Kayla. Joining us is Kayla, who is backstage in order to protect her identity. "Kayla, thank you so much for joining us. Before the commercial break, Satan claims that he has been in love with you, since you were 13, correct?" The audience couldn't see her face as it was black. There was an interpreter in front of her that would voice what she was signing and would interpret for her.
"Yes, but trust me, the feeling in the beginning was not mutual. But, he won me over."
"He claims that he has never asked you to sacrifice or kill for him, is he telling us the truth?"
"Of course. If he had ordered me to do any kind of sacrifice or murder, I should be in jail right now, correct?" Dr. Phil nodded.
"He says that the two of you are considering to adopt children, is that the truth?" She nodded.
"There are many children in foster cares that need a loving home. We can provide that for them."
"So, you're not afraid to raise children with this man?" She looked down and smiled.
"When the world was in that crisis with the virus, riot, looting, and no cops, he was the one that saved me. He rescued me and made me feel so safe. If he can love me that much, surely, he can love a child that much." Dr. Phil looked at him in surprise.
"How did you get her to safety?" He smiled.
"It wasn't that hard, I just brought her with me to Hell. My demons and I took care of her. The demons are, actually, very fond of her as well." He looked at him stunned.
"Your demons can love as well?"
"She didn't just do a spell on me; she did a spell on all of us in Hell. We all love her to death."
"Kayla, what made you fall in love with this man?"
"He's the strongest man that I've ever met. He doesn't know how to quit or give up. I was just tired of fighting my feelings for him that I realized that I didn't want to fight anymore."
"Does his appearance scare you?"
"Actually, I like the way that he looks. I've always liked those that were different."
"What would you like to see happen in the future between the two of you?"
"To me, it doesn't matter, as long as he's in my life and I'm in his." Satan smiled.

Dr. Phil turned back to his audience. "This is the first time, I've ever heard of a person wanting to be in a romantic relationship with Satan and have him, actually, confirm the relationship." He turned his attention back at him. "If you ever get married, would you allow us to broadcast the wedding live?" He smiled again.
"Absolutely, what do you think, honey?"
"If that's what will make you happy."
"A last question. How do people react, when they see the two of you together?"
"Well, I can't, obviously, go out looking like Satan because this isn't my world yet. It's only when I'm at home that I can really be my true self. So, most people don't have any kind of reaction."
"Where is home?"
"I split my time between Hell and our home in Los Angeles."
"Why Los Angeles, when New York is the number one city for Satanism?"
"Well, Kayla has cerebral palsy, so the cold weather isn't good for her." Dr. Phil stared at him.
"You're having a relationship with a disability person?" He dropped his cards and Satan looked at the cards on the floor.
"I know, you would never think the Devil would want to be in love with a woman with 2 disabilities." He shook his head. "I guess, this is my karma. I tempted humans for so long, karma was, like, 'Let's see how you would do with a woman with 2 disabilities'. But, I won't ever regret being in love."
"If you're Satan, truly, you have the powers to heal her?"
"I will. Just not yet. Her disabilities don't bother me. When it does, I will." Dr. Phil shook his head.
"Well, we're out of time. Again, I wish you both good luck." He shook his hand and turned to his audience.
"I want to thank Kayla Jacobs and Satan for joining me today on my show. I'm Dr. Phil. Have a good day!" He turned back to Satan and looked at him in wonder.