Kakashi tries to do good but sometimes that 'good' may end up not being good for him. Or maybe it does.
Or that time when I almost made Naruto and Iruka OP for the fun of it and it became almost borderline R18.
Back when they were still in Wave, Kakashi had shown the three-pronged kunai from his sensei to Naruto. Maybe it was guilt or maybe it was just some silly nostalgia, but Kakashi had shown one of his most prized possession to Naruto, and only to Naruto, with a sad smile.
"This belonged to the Yondaime once," he said one quiet night,"He was known as the Yellow Flash, always appearing and disappearing in a blink of an eye. The seal on the kunai is what made it possible."
Contrary to his expectation, Naruto wasn't jumping up and down in excitement. Instead, the young genin solemnly listened to him, craddling the kunai like it's the most important thing he has ever received.
In a way, he kinda did received something very important know, doesn't it?
Instead of a name or a memory, Naruto received a legacy of his father that he never knew about. Guilt clawed in Kakashi's heart at the fact that he was too cowardly to tell Naruto who his parents were but for now, with Naruto smiling happily at him at being entrusted with something so important, it was enough to ease the pain a little.
When Naruto loudly declared that he was able to not only understand the seal but also re-create it almost three weeks later, Kakashi happily congratulate the jinchuuriki, treated him to some Ichiraku ramen, and made Naruto promise to only use it during emergencies.
Now, standing in the forest with his pants half down and a blushing and half-naked Iruka beneath him, Kakashi instantly regret letting Naruto place a seal on him.
"Ew, you were being nasty with Iruka-sensei!" Naruto said while he made a disgusted face.
"I expected this from Kakashi-sensei but even you, Iruka-sensei?" Sakura shook her head in disappointment.
Sasuke merely closed his eyes and covered them with his hands for good measure so he wouldn't accidentally record the indecent sight with his sharingan. "Get a room." he calmly stated to the two adults.
"We WERE in a room." Kaakshi sighed irritably as he stood up, not bothering to zip up his pants as Iruka hastily straightened himself.
Naruto peered at Kakashi curiously. "Do you actually have sex while still wearing the mask, Kaka-sensei?"
Iruka spluttered and tried to reprimand Naruto but he's too embarrassed to properly form a sentence. Kakashi just ran a hand through his messy hair in a vain attempt to neat it up. "No, Naruto. In fact, I was about to pull it off before someone," he looked at his blond genin pointedly, "summoned me. Which reminds me; how in seven hells did you summon me, Naruto?"
"Hm? Oh! I just reverse-summon you." Naruto shrugged simply.
"That's... that makes sense but at the same time not." Kakashi deadpanned.
"And may I ask why exactly did you summon him? Reverse-summon aside, this could lead to instant disqualification!" Iruka, now wearing a properly buttoned pants and a black shirt minus the chuunin flak jacket, stood standing with his hands on his hips and a raised eyebrow at them. "I thought Kakashi told you to only use it during an emergency?"
"It is an emergency." Sakura piped up before she pointed at something behind the two adults.
As one, the jounin and chuunin turn around to see and froze when they saw a person that is unmistakably Orochimaru standing awkwardly a few feet away from them with his own team, struggling to free themselves from Naruto's traps.
As if sensing he's being talked about, the snake sannin looked up to them and snarled.
Before Kakashi could so much as raise a hand to wave awkwardly, Iruka slammed his hands to the ground and a barrier immediately appeared around Orochimaru and his team, trapping them within it.
"As expected, Iruka-sensei can really put up a barrier without using any seals." Sakura nodded to herself in satisfaction. "All according to plan."
Kakashi narrowed his eye suspiciously at the kunoichi. "What plan?"
"Oh! Oh!" Naruto waved his hand to answer. "When the snake-pervert was chasing us, Sakura-chan said that we can't trap him in a barrier since we don't have the time to place the tags to do it."
"So she wanted to call Iruka-sensei over since he could raise a barrier without using any seals or tags." Sasuke continued.
"But since I didn't actually have the time to draw a seal on Iruka-sensei -and you know how long it takes for me to draw that seal- Sakura-chan asked me to summon you instead!" Naruto finished.
"So you're saying I'm just Iruka's ride?"
The three genins exchanged looks before they turned back to their jounin sensei. "Pretty much," Sakura agreed.
"Totally," Naruto supported.
"Hn," Sasuke grunted.
"Wow, you wound me. Look at that, my heart is bleeding." Kakashi said in a monotone voice as he placed a hand on his heart, putting on an illusion of him bleeding from there. "Look, Iruka. Look at what my ungrateful gremlins had done to me," he turned to his lover, raising a blood-soaked hand towards the brunet.
Iruka merely raised an eyebrow at him. "And? What do you want me to do?"
"Heal me."
"With what?"
"A kiss. A kiss from a handsome prince will always heal a dying man."
Iruka rolled his eyes at Kakashi with fond exasperation. "I've never heard of something like that, you big weirdo." he scoffed but still leaned in to place a chaste kiss on Kakashi's covered lips.
"That's not enough," the jounin murmured before he tossed a smoke bomb, pulled down his mask, and kissed Iruka deeply.
"Ewww, gross!" Naruto made a disgusted face again.
"Get a room!" Sakura told them off with a grin.
Sasuke merely closed his eyes again, covering it with his hands for extra cover.
Meanwhile, Orochimaru had to take a second and wondered just what had happened the last time he was here.