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Steal My Girl by One Direction
There are some sweet Sancedes moments.
Chapter Twenty-Nine
A Trip
"We wanted to do something special for you ladies and Kurt. You've all been super amazing in helping each other with the babies and you especially Santana even though you don't want people to know have been checking in regularly on Merce. So we prepared a little performance for you all." Sam said smiling.
"Oh this is about to be good." Kurt said excitedly.
"So why don't you ladies and Kurt take a seat and let the magic begin." Noah said winking at Quinn who blushed.
[Puck]
She be my queen
Since we were sixteen
We want the same things
We dream the same dreams
Alright, alright
[Finn]
I got it all
'Cause she is the one
Her mum calls me love
Her dad calls me son
Alright, alright
I know, I know, I know for sure
[GROUP]
Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody wanna take her heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one 'cause she belongs to me
Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody wanna take her heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one 'cause she belongs to me
Na na na na na na (oh, yeah)
Na na na na na na (alright)
Na na na na na na
Na na, she belongs to me
[Sam]
Kisses like cream
Her walk is so mean
And every jaw drop
When she's in those jeans
Alright, alright
I don't exist
If I don't have her
The sun doesn't shine
The world doesn't turn
Alright, alright
But I know, I know, I know for sure
Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody wanna take her heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one 'cause she belongs to me
Repeat x1
Na na na na na na (oh, yeah)
Na na na na na na (alright)
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
[Mike]
She knows, she knows
That I never let her down before
She knows, she knows
That I'm never gonna let another take her love from me now
[Chorus]
She belongs to me
"Wait!" Sam said watching his wife move towards him but stopped before when he said wait.
"We have one more surprise for you all… we're sending you all for a weekend getaway to Destin Florida. You guys leave in a few days and before you, you Mercedes Diane Evans, say anything me and the kiddos will be fine."
"Wait you're sending us away?" Tina said looking at Mike who nodded with a smile.
"Yes you guys deserve it! Plus with us moving, Kurt and Blaine about to start their adoption process, Santana and Britt… thinking about having a baby, and Cedes' place almost finished you're going to need the break." Mike responded.
"Not to mention Beth becoming a big sister…" Quinn said looking at Puck who looked shocked as hell because this was new to him.
"Who becoming what?" Puck said moving closer to his wife.
"Well I was going to wait to say something but I couldn't leave without telling you this, so… surprise!" She said looking at all her friends who where shocked before they all wrapped her up in a hug saying their congratulations. Puck looked like he was going to explode from excitement and moved everyone out of the way so he could get to his wife and hug her.
"Finally! I thought we'd be the only ones with two kids." Sam said happily.
"Well…" Mercedes said looking at Sam innocently.
"Wait.. are you? Are we?" Sam said looking at her wide-eyed.
"No but I like that enthusiasm." She said with a giggle but stopped when he narrowed his eyes at her.
"Don't joke like that woman! I mean don't get me wrong I love our boys but I think we should wait a year or two before we pop anymore out."
"Oh really? Coming from the man who was telling our hour old sons they would be getting more siblings soon." She replied shocked with his response, he pulled her into a hug chuckling.
"I'm kidding, I'm actively trying to make that third and fourth baby..." He whispered into her ear before quickly moving away barely missing her hand that was aimed for his arm.
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"I'm just going to call one more time to check-" Mercedes said grabbing her phone before Santana snatched it out of her hand.
"Nope. You reached your quota, Trouts is fine and so are my babies. We're going to have fun, now got put that sexy ass in that bathing suit so we can go to the beach!" Santana said giving her a look letting her know she wasn't getting her phone back so she threw her hands up in defeat and went to go change.
After they all got changed into their swim suits they were all excited about going out to the beach, they arrived to Destin the day before and all decided they would just relax at their hotel and have a full day of beach fun before going out after they went to dinner. They all pilled out if their suite smiling excitedly and chatting about any and everything, earning a few looks as they past a group of men that tried to get their attention but they ignored them opting to continue their course to the beach.
Once outside the hot Florida sun greeted them and they all let out an appreciative sigh when the warm air kissed their skin, they all stood and soaked in the warmth before trekking down to the beach finding them a spot close enough for them to go to water and still keep an eye on their things.
"This was the best gift ever!" Quinn said getting comfortable in her beach chair smiling at everyone.
"I agree! We need to make this a new tradition, have you guys men pay for us to go away for a weekend every month." Santana said dancing slightly.
"Hey I'm free until this one pops out." Quinn replied.
"I'm down and we can change where we go based of the season!" Tina said rubbing sunscreen on arms.
"I agree but can we wait until my babies are little older? I miss them..." Mercedes said trying to sneak her phone from Santana's bag but Brittany smacked her hand way.
"I think after everyone has at least one child we can make it a family tradition but for now it should just be us girls and Kurt of course." Rachel chimed in and everyone agreed by nodding.
"Okay enough of the chit chat, I want to get in the water! Who's coming with me?" Santana asked looking at them all before Mercedes, Brittany, Tina and Rachel all got up and joined her leaving Quinn and Kurt to relax on the beach.
"So you think Merce will have more?" Kurt asked watching their friends frolic in the water and Santana shooing away a man who was trying to get Tina's attention.
"Most definitely, and I think you and Blaine will be great parents." Quinn answered giving him a knowing look.
"He's worried about getting a surrogate… he wants both of to have a child you know but I'm fine with adopting too." Kurt said letting out a deep sigh. "I seriously don't care at this point I'm just ready to have a child we can call our own."
"And you will, I'll be a surrogate… I'm sire any of the girls would." Quinn replied honestly grabbing his hand and giving him sweet smile.
"Blaine want's Merce to be the egg donor." Kurt said laughing because he knew Sam wasn't going to have any of that.
"Yeah… those eggs are off limits but I can see why, those boys are gorgeous." They both laughed and decided to go over and join their friends.
They played and enjoyed the water for a while before they all agreed food was a necessity and decided to head back to their hotel, not before Quinn made them all pose for a group photo to commemorate their first official trip together. Mercedes asked her to take one of her alone so she could send it to Sam because he technically hadn't seen her in the bathing suit she picked out which was a black one-piece halter neck with strappy cutouts and backless, she did a few poses before they both laughed and caught up to everyone.
"So food, rest then partying… correct?" Tina asked as they pilled into their suite and everyone nodded.
"Oh and Cedes has never been drunk so… do what you will with that information." Tina said with a giggle that grew when Mercedes shot her a look.
"What forreal? Like ever?" Kurt asked shocked that he never noticed that when they would have events she only had a glass here or there but never got drunk.
"No… I kinda needed to you know stay coherent." She laughed and they all nodded.
"Well that's going to change because we're getting you DRUNK! You need to experience it once and what better way to do it then with your closest friends?" Rachel said giving her light hug before clapping excitedly. "This is going to be fun!"
"Agreed! Everyone get your shit together… we're about to corrupt Mercedes here." Santana said winking at her before her and everyone walked off and she grabbed her phone from Santana then asked Quinn to send her those pictures.
Nashville
"Okay say ma-ma."
"Dada!" Levi said smiling at Sam.
"No… say ma-ma!"
"DADAAA!" Lucas shouted excitedly.
"So I see it now… you two really are on her side. Look guys, I'm trying to get you more siblings so you kinda have to say ma-ma so she'll melt and want more." Sam said trying to explain to his sons his reasoning for the impromptu lesson but they just looked at him with sweet faces and smile.
"Your mother's gotten to you… I see it your eyes. What is it? Her singing? I can sing you know… not as great as her but your pops can sing." Sam said and could help but laugh when they gave him the same look that Mercedes gives him when she isn't listening to a word he's saying.
"Okay how about a hundred bucks? Say it with me ma-ma!"
"DADAAAA!" They both said at the same time making him laugh and shake his head.
"Defiant like your mother… I love it." He said as his phone buzzed, he grabbed it noticing it was text from Mercedes. He opened and almost dropped his phone when he saw the picture of her in her bathing suit, he looked at it again after regaining his ability to think and saw there were two more pictures of her posing on the beach in it. He looked and noticed the boys were looking at him expectantly.
"Ma-ma's teasing Dada..." Sam said like they knew what he was talking about, he decided to give her a quick facetime call so she could see the boys and he could hopefully see her in her bathing suit… win-win.
"Hey! Aww look at my sweet boys… hi babies moma misses you."
"Hey baby, how's it going?" Sam asked sitting both boys in his lap who smiled brightly when they saw their mother and tried to grab the phone out of Sam's hand making them both laugh.
"Great! We're getting ready to get some dinner then we're going out and they plan on getting me drunk!" She replied laughing at Sam's expression.
"Should I be worried?"
"Nah, I'm a big girl I can handle myself plus Quinn is pregnant so she'll keep me in check. How are you three? Hey my handsome babies! I love you both so so much." She asked blowing kisses at their sons.
"We're good about to get ready for dinner, bath and then bed time." Sam replied before Levi grabbed the phone speaking gibberish making Mercedes heart melt.
"Aww… dada did all that huh? What else did he do?" She asked playfully like he could understand her before Sam grabbed the phone back.
"Whatever he said… wasn't true!"
"COME ON CEDES, YOU CAN HAVE PHONE SEX LATER!"
"I swear, I wonder what we're going to do with her..." Mercedes said laughing and rolling her eyes.
"Well let me let you go and have fun. I love you baby! Say by ma-ma!" Sam said winking at Mercedes.
"Bye Sammy and my babies! I love you all! Give Dada hell." She said winking back at him before standing and showing him what she was wearing, Sam looked her up and down taking a deep breath then groaning she was wearing a white ruched midi body-con dress, her hair was in soft waves and her make up was bold with a dark smoky eyes and deep red lipstick.
"Oh hell no. Nope, nah. Uh-uh." Sam said shaking his head at his wife as she let a deep laugh.
"Good night, I'll call you when we get back and you can watch me take it off." She promised before blowing him a kiss.
"Have fun and you better call me!" He said before they hung up.
"Alright… so you're mother is trying to kill me but it's gonna be worth it. Come on let's get you two fed." He said picking them both up and taking them to the kitchen to feed them.
Destin
They had dinner at Brotula's Seafood House & Steamer and Mercedes made sure every understood they could not touch her after eating their seafood until they washed their hands. She had no intentions of risking even the slightest reaction because she fully intended on having memorable night of drinks, dancing and maybe some karaoke. They decided to go to a local bar only a five minute away and had fun walking over because in spite of them all being married and mentioning as such they were still hit on by some local men who only gave up when they figured out that only two of sin women were lesbians and that Quinn was expecting.
They went to the Coyote Ugly Saloon and were met my loud talking, dancing bodies and even louder music. Mercedes grabbed Tina's hand and she did the same with Rachel's they created a link and wove their way to the bar where one of the bartenders smiled brightly at them.
"Hey there! What can I get for you ladies?"
"This is my girls first time getting drunk so give us everything!" Santana said pointing at Mercedes.
"Wooooo! We got us a virgin here, I'm Sugar and I'm take good care of you." The petite brunette said loudly before turning and making a different variety of drinks before sliding them each one.
"I'm pregnant… sorry." Quinn said pushing hers away, Sugar just nodded and placed her drink in front of Mercedes with a wink before turning around and making another drink and putting it in front of Quinn.
"Virgin strawberry daiquiri, even put some real strawberries in there! Now since it's your girls first time she has to get up here and show is what she's working with before you leave and I won't take no for an answer! First round is on me! Drink up ladies and enjoy!" She said making them all laugh before they began drinking their drinks.
"Okay! I signed us up for Karaoke it's a long list so we'll get more drinks in Cedes here and go dancing." Santana said nodding to Sugar who had been supplying them drink after drink for the past hour and to everyone's surprise Mercedes didn't seem remotely tipsy. She was enjoying the atmosphere talking lively and dancing a little just like the rest of them so this time they ordered a round of Kamikaze shots and much to Mercedes's surprise it barely tasted like it had any alcohol in it. After her fourth shot she felt it hard and felt herself loosening up and she started dancing more provocatively, everyone else joined her and they moved to the dance floor.
"Oh my this feels amazing!" She shouted smiling brightly and dancing with Rachel and Tina. They danced for another forty minutes before they were called up to go sing. They all pushed her up to the stage and made her pick a song.
"Wait you're not singing with me?" She asked looking at them all who just shook their heads laughing. "Well shit… San sing with me! PLEASSEE!"
"Fine but make it good." Santana said kissing Brittany and joining her as the others ran to watch them perform.
Mercedes got really excited and quickly picked a song that she thought their voices would sound good singing to, once the music started everyone immediately recognize the song and cheered. She chose River Deep, Mountain High by Tina Turner. She was so happy she did too because they sounded incredible, they danced around the stage carelessly and once they finished the bar erupted with cheers and whistles. They had a few more shots before they did more dancing and after some much encouragement Sugar finally convinced Mercedes to get on the bar and dance.
The other girls joined her doing an impromptu cover of Little Mix's song Black Magic, smiling and dancing with each other while Sugar supplied them more shots. Quinn dance and recorded their performance from the ground because she didn't want to risk falling, she sent every one of their significant others the video.
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"Okay whoever thought it was the best idea to put the pregnant woman in charge of you drunk bitches clearly didn't think you outnumbered me." Quinn said trying to get Brittany into the waiting car after bribing Tina and Rachel. Mercedes and Santana were both laughing at whatever they had been talking about incoherently but managed to stay put, after Quinn basically shoved Brittany into the car she waved them over and they both gave her a look that made her roll her eyes.
"RUN!" Mercedes shouted to Santana and they both let out a laugh before running in the opposite direction.
"I WILL NOT CHASE YOU! IF YOU TWO WANT TO GET BACK TO THE HOTEL TONIGHT, YOU WILL GET INTO THIS CAR IMMEDIATELY!" Quinn shouted making them both stop and the look on her face sober them slightly and they walked back snickering and avoiding her eye contact once they reached the car.
"You know you didn't have to yell." Mercedes said after she and Santana got settled and when Quinn shot her a warning look she pretended something out the window caught her eye but she was still giggling.
Lima 3:45 A.M.
Sam woke up to the sound of his phone buzzing and blinked before realizing it was Mercedes and smiled because he figured she'd be too drunk to remember to call him.
"Hey sexy Sam!" She slurred as soon as he answered and he could help laughing.
"Baby you are drunk!"
"I called because… oh because I promised I would take my dress off for you. Wink wink." Sam's laughter grew when she said the actual winks. "Why can't I see you?"
"Because this isn't FaceTime… here." He said still laughing before switching to FaceTime, Sam couldn't help but smile when his wife's face graced his screen.
"Awe you're so sexy baby."
"Thank you, you're pretty sexy yourself." Sam said back winking at her. "Did you have fun?"
"Mhm! I danced on a bar but I missed you and the boys. I miss my nightly cuddles and kisses." She replied still smiling.
"We miss you too but it seems like you needed that break, I know you deserved it and besides I got the boys on board for new siblings." Sam joked and the look she gave him made him think she was on board too.
"I mean… if I was there we could at least pretend to try."
"Don't play with me woman, you're too far away for me to take you up on your offer." Sam said seriously but with hint of humor.
"Mmm, so me doing this would make things a little difficult for you over there right?" She asked before propping her phone up and slowly unzipping her dress then letting it fall revealing her red lingerie. She did a little sexy dance before grabbing her phone and jumping on her bed with a soft laugh.
"You're such a tease woman." Sam said giving her a look. "I love you, you know?"
"I love you more. Stay on until we fall asleep?"
"Deal." Sam said laying back down watching her get comfortable before blowing her a kiss, she did the same and after a few minutes they drifted off.
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When they got back home everyone promised they would be back for Mercedes' grand opening which was fast approaching and she had to get into full work mode, the buildings renovations took longer than she expected but she was happy with how everything turned out in the end. Sam helped with getting permits for everything they needed, Shannon helped get a few in house psychiatrist and even volunteered to assist on her off time, Santana called in a few connections to helps set up self defense classes and Tina helped decorate which was taking the longest time because they were both perfectionist. She got Kurt to help her with advertising and marketing all she had to do was set a date and make sure everything was set for her grand opening.
She was beyond excited for what was about to come.
Sooooo! The next chapter will be the last! Review!