"Haha, is that why you were so late on your patrol?" Peter threw his hands into the air in frustration. The fact that Chief Williams had 'lost track of time' for four hours still frustrated him. But god did he need that sleep.

"Yes! Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful he did that because man did I need to sleep, but he did me dirty man!" the two officers chuckled at his frustration before taking a sip of their drinks. The trio were in a small diner looking place for some lunch, on a TV nearby, the news was playing and there was a small group of teenagers nearby, otherwise than that, it was relatively empty. Peter settled down into his seat with a sour look on his face.

"You have no idea the panic I felt when I realized that I was out for six hours, I'm just lucky that nothing big happened."

"I'm sure they would have told you if anything happened."

"And in other news, Spider-man was seen earlier today helping a group of children cross the street, luckily, there's video for his deed."

The three of them stopped their bickering and looked up at the T.V, where they could see Spider-man leading a bunch of kids across the street where the street lights had broken. He was crouched in an awkward way to accommodate for the kids that were holding onto his hands. All in all, it was an adorable sight to see the normally heroic man, taking his time to help the little ones across the street. Not to mention, it bought him major brownie points with most of the city.

"Eyyy, look at that Peter," Martinez nudged Peter with his elbow with a mocking grin on his face, "people finally like you." Peter smiled widely before nudging Martinez back with his own elbow.

"Oh, whatever man, people love me, besides, I couldn't just leave them there." The two of them kept up their banter until Hendrickson snorted into his drink. He leaned over the table, cupping his mouth with his hand as drops of iced tea spilled onto the table.

"Um?"

"Are you ok?" the two of them stared in confusion as Hendrickson nodded his head with shaking shoulders before pointing behind his shoulder to the group of teenagers with his thumb.

"What do you mean you WOULDN'T do Spider-man?! Have you even seen how fine that man is?!"

"I didn't say I would, I said 'who wouldn't do him?' you must have misheard me!"

"Yall are just a bunch of horny fucks right, now aren't you?"

"Whatever man, we all know that you wouldn't pass up the chance either!"

"Hell, yeah I won't! That ass is too fine to pass up, but at least I keep it to myself unlike you guys!"

"Imagine how nice his hands must look? They must be the perf- "

Peter had his hand over his mouth as he turned a bright, bright, red, his eyes staring down at the table. Martinez had his mouth covered, but to stifle his laughter. Hendrickson wasn't any better, he was struggling to keep in chuckles in check while cleaning up the mess he made with his drink. And unfortunately for Peter, the teens weren't finished just yet.

"Ohhhh, I would just love to be choked by those thighs of his."

"Oh my god, my friends are a bunch of kinks."

"Dude! Imagine the places we could bang with his powers!" Martinez and Hendrickson burst out in laughter at that, that line bringing up the time Martinez asked Peter that while they were in the middle of a stake out. Peter put his head on the table and covered his head with his arms, his ears burning a bright red from everything he was hearing.

"He-he said the exact thing I said!" Martinez barked out between his laughs. Hendrickson was curled over the table, his hands holding his stomach as he laughed hard enough to make him cough.

"Sasha Sasha, I know you're not even into men but, would you do Spider-man?" there was a short pause, following by the sound of something being set down.

"What kind of dumbass question is that?! Fuck yeah, I would! That man is hot enough to make me straight for 10 minutes."

"Someone end me now. Please…" Peter had his face pressed down to the table, every inch of skin on his face turning cherry red as the teenagers kept on talking about how attractive they found the hero and how they wouldn't 'pass up the chance to hit that', much to Peters dismay. Martinez kept on laughing and grabbed Peters shoulder before shaking him. Hendrickson let out some more loud chuckles before turning around in his seat. He whistled loudly, catching the attention of the group of teenagers.

"Hey, I know you guys really like Spider-man," all five of them blushed a bright red, but only two of them turned as red as Peter did, making him assume they were the kinky ones of the group. "But maybe you should keep it down just a little bit, you're kinda outing your kinks right now." They all ducked their heads down, only a few of them muttering 'yes sir'. Martinez and Hendrickson let out a few more chuckles before settling down. Peter uncovered his head from his arms and muttered a quiet thanks, his face a bright red as he stared down at the table.

"Ah don't worry about it Peter, I'm pretty sure you were about two seconds away from dying from embarrassment. "Peter sat up straighter and took a small sip from his soda.

"I think I will die from embarrassment if I ever hear anything like that again." Hendrickson motioned for a refill on his coffee and waited for the waiter to leave until he continued.

"Well, at least we know one thing," he said while stirring the creamer into his coffee. Peter tilted his head at the prompt.

"What's that?" a devious smile appeared on Hendrickson's face.

"That you are really in the good graces of society." Martinez snorted at his words and tried to cover it up with a cough. Meanwhile Peter just stared at the older man.

"I hate you."

"I know."