Dragon Slaer: Seriously?
Playerhood18: Uh...
South Down: Indeed.
I am a burglar: Sure you do.
Guest tea: Let's find out.
GBond007: I just couldn't think up a role for him.
Leslie Meyers observed the town from the office window of the City Hall. The full moon shown brightly in the dark skies, its rays illuminating the glass window in front of the raven-haired young girl.
It is time, she thought.
Dozens of UFOs zoomed through the night sky over the town, flown by the Visitors under Leslie's Mind Control spell. Leslie watched as the spacecrafts flew over the building before turning around, as if sensing someone's arrival. Slowly, the doors opened, and President Garrison marched into the office building, his face as blank as all the others under her spell.
"President," Leslie said, turning to face the man. "I want you to administer the Ubisoft headphones to everyone in town who hasn't played the game yet. Once everyone in South Park is under the spell, we can distribute the headphones across the country."
A grin appeared on her lips, and she added, "And who knows? With those alien spacecrafts, we could take it even further."
"As you wish, Miss Meyers," The President droned before turning around and exiting the room. As he left, Leslie beckoned for Kenny, standing in the corner of the office room, to approach her.
"Kenny," She cooed once he was within arms length of her. "Everything is going as I've planned. But there are still those out there who pose a threat to my plans, to me."
She placed a hand under Kenny's chin, lifting his head up so he could look her in the eyes. "I'm counting on you to protect me," She whispered to him. "And you will, won't you?"
Kenny stared into her eyes for what seemed like an eternity, no hint of emotion in them. Even Leslie was a little unnerved by the utter lack of expression in his eyes; it was one of the few drawbacks of the Mind Control spell.
But eventually, Kenny nodded obediently before backing away and vanishing into the darkness.
Leslie sighed before turning around and leaning on the desk. It was just then that she remembered something.
"Oh, yeah," She whispered to herself. "There's someone else I need to thank for all this."
On the outskirts of the woods, a troop of Indian warriors were marching single-file as they searched the area for any sign of Kyle or his friends. As they patrolled the area, the boy at the front caught sight of a dark figure passing through the shadows.
"Over there!" Douglas shouted, pointing at the figure. Quickly, the warriors charged into the woods, arrows and pickaxes at the ready. The figure dashed through the trees, until Tommy Turner launched a well-placed arrow that caught the figure by the sleeve, pinning them against the wall. Within moments, the warriors had the figure surrounded from all sides.
"Please don't hurt me," The figure pleaded, quaking as the warriors closed in on her.
Douglas leaned in, squinting his eyes in the dark to see who it was. "It's Annie," He said. "Why aren't you inside or with the other patrols?"
Eerily quickly, Annie dropped the frightened act. "Oh, I would've," She said, a smirk appearing on her lips. "But we decided to play a little game."
"What do you mean, 'we'?" Pete Melman asked. Mere seconds after he had asked the question, a flash of red and yellow zipped through the trees, whisking Pete away into the shadows before he even had a chance to scream.
The other Indians whirled around, their eyes widened in shock. "What was that?" Tommy asked. Quickly, the kids huddled together, facing all sides so as to not be caught off-guard.
The flash of red and yellow appeared once more, this time snatching Brimmy before once again vanishing into the shadows. "There it goes!" Douglas shouted. "After it!" Quickly, the boys scattered in the direction where the figure had taken their comrade.
As they ran, Douglas suddenly felt something clench around his legs. A scream escaped his lips as he found himself ensnared in a Chomper. "Guys, watch out!" He warned his comrades. "The area's littered with traps!" His warning came too late, and soon enough, several of the Indians had been caught by other Chompers scattered across the woods.
As the other Indians wandered around in the darkness, a loose jar was tossed in their direction. The cover opened, and instantly, a swarm of mosquitoes flew out of the jar and towards the braves. The Indians let out high-pitched screams as the mosquitoes buzzed around their heads. Several of them ran around in a panic, colliding into the trees and knocking themselves out.
"What the Hell is going on?" Francis asked, shaking in fear. At that moment, he felt an unseen force lift him into the air. He was turned around, and found himself staring at Doctor Timmy. The handicapped superhero lowered his arm, and Francis was slammed onto the ground, the force of the blow knocking him out cold.
Quickly, the rest of Coon and Friends pounced from the shadows onto the rest of the unsuspecting Indians. The braves were so caught off-guard that they barely had time to mount an offensive; within moments, they were subdued. A few tried to run, but Professor Chaos blocked their paths. "Sorry about this, you guys," He apologized. Before they could run, he unleashed an energy blast that stunned them.
As his comrades dealt with the rest of the patrol, the Human Kite flew out of the trees; with a single blast from his laser eyes, he vaporized the arrow pinning Annie. "Thanks," She said, brushing her sleeve.
"Alright, that's the last of 'em," Toolshed reported, dropping an unconscious Douglas onto the ground.
The girls appeared out of the woods, bringing Karen along with them. "If we're lucky, we can keep this stuff to a minimum," Red told the group. "We're supposed to be saving these people, not hurting them."
"We need to find a way to reach Leslie and bring Karen to Kenny," Annie reminded the group. "But to do that, we're gonna have to avoid drawing attention to ourselves. And to do that, we'll need a disguise." As she spoke, she took the feathered headdress off the head of one of the unconscious braves. Coon and Friends, along with the rest of the group, nodded.
"Alright, you guys," Annie told the group. "It's time for the Boss Battle to begin!"
Eric Cartman groaned as he opened his eyes. It took a while for his vision to return to him, and once it did, he found that he was inside a tiny cage, in the middle of the City Hall office room.
"What the. . . hey, what the Hell is this!" He shouted, standing to his feet, only for his head to bounce against the ceiling of the cramped cage. He collapsed onto his hands and knees, rubbing his sore head. At that moment, he heard footsteps next to him, and turned his head to see Leslie Meyers, pacing around the cage.
"Who. . . who are you?" He asked.
"Oh, Cartman, I'm hurt," Leslie whispered, pressing a hand against her chest. "Don't you recognize your 'savior'."
Cartman's eyes widened. "Y-You!" He shouted. "You were that motorcycle chick! The one that brought me back to life and gave me those sweet powers! Hey, I remember you now; you're that Leslie Meyers girl!"
"Yes, and no," Leslie replied, stopping at the front of Cartman's cage.
"Where are we?" Cartman asked. He strained as he tried to summon an Energy Blast, but was stunned when nothing happened. "What happened to my powers?"
"We're back in the real world, dumbass," Leslie explained. "One of your friends got the key. The game's over, Eric."
Fury swelled in Cartman. "One of my friends got the key?!" He shouted in envy. "Who? Was it Kyle! Oh, I swear, if it was Kyle, I'm gonna-"
"I wouldn't be too jealous of the winner," Leslie interrupted, grabbing one of the cell bars. "He's just as much a loser as all of you."
Cartman stared at Leslie, confused. "Don't you see, moron?" She continued, leaning down to look him in the eyes. "That key was a ploy to get all of you into my game. Now, everyone who played it is under my Mind Control spell."
"W-What about me?" Cartman asked. "Why aren't I Mind Controlled?"
"I lifted the spell for you so I could thank you personally," Leslie said. "If anything, you were the biggest loser of all. All that power you gained, so much it made you think you were a God, and you were nothing more than a pawn in my plan. You did everything I hoped you would, and in the end, you couldn't even beat Kyle."
Cartman gritted his teeth as he glared into Leslie's eyes. "Fuck you, bitch!" He shouted in defiance.
Leslie simply scoffed at his insult. "Look at you," She sneered. "Pathetic. A little weasel who's so full of himself he thinks the whole world should bow down to him. Even now, all you can do is curse now that you've been beaten." She got to her feet, staring down at Cartman scornfully.
"You're a loser, Cartman," She said, folding her arms. "Whether you're a sheriff, a superhero, or a Grand Wizard, it'll never change what you really are. But regardless, thank you. Thank you for allowing me to win."
Slowly, Cartman's hate-filled eyes were replaced with dejection. His grip on the cell bars loosened, and he slowly crumbled down in his tiny cage.
Leslie grinned, satisfied, and turned around to stare out the window. At that moment, her eyes widened as she sensed another presence enter the room. Quick as lightning, she whirled around and fired a lightning bolt over Cartman's cage. Quickly, the Human Kite sprang from the shadows, dodging the blast, and soared over Leslie's head. With a sweeping kick, he knocked the girl to her feet.
"Kyle!" Cartman shouted in shock.
Leslie, by contrast, didn't seem surprised at all; if anything, she seemed happy to see him. "I was wondering when I'd see you again," Leslie whispered casually as she got to her feet, turning to face the Human Kite as he took on a fighting stance. "Always the hero, Kyle."
"And you're always the villain," The Human Kite retorted, staring her down. "You may be human, but you're just as soulless as your clone."
"There's no point in fighting, Kyle," Leslie replied coolly. "You're badly outnumbered." She snapped her fingers, and within moments, a group of Indian Braves had burst through the door, their weapons drawn.
Kyle inhaled. "Let these people go, Leslie," He whispered. "They're human beings, just like you."
"Sorry, Kyle," Leslie replied, shaking her head. "This town belongs to me. And soon, so much more; with the President under my control, I'll have him send the headphones all over the world, sending millions of people into the game. With the key activated, as soon as they enter it, they, too, will be under my control."
"Then I'll have to stop you," Kyle said, his voice steady.
"You?" Leslie scoffed, looking Kyle up and down. "Please, you're just one child. How can you possibly stand up against this town. Face it, Kyle, you're alone."
Kyle smirked. "Who said anything about me being alone?" He replied.
Leslie's grin vanished.
Behind her, one of the Indians shouted, "Now!" Quickly, he removed his disguise, revealing himself to be Toolshed. The others did the game, switching into their superhero costumes.
Fastpass was the first into action, circling Leslie at lightning speed, engulfing her in a small tornado. The girl let out a shocked cry as she was spun around in circles and sent flying across the room. As she regained balance, she found herself staring at Mosquito.
"Swarm away!" He shouted, unleashing a swarm of mosquitoes that swept over Leslie. The girl began to frantically swipe at the swarm, trying to shoo them off. As they dispersed, Leslie ducked under a laser blast from the Human Kite. In her distraction, she didn't notice Super Craig spring towards her and land a well-placed punch to the jaw, sending her stumbling backwards.
Shaking her head in a fury, Leslie began to unleash Lightning Bolts on the group, but was forced to dodge as the Human Kite rained down more laser blasts. As she attempted to flee, she was pinned to the wall by an arrow shot by Blood Elf Bebe.
Within moments, the group had Leslie surrounded. "Give it up, Leslie!" Toolshed shouted. "Now, where's Kenny?"
Though she was clearly exhausted, Leslie grinned defiantly. "Oh, you want your friend?" She asked, breathing heavily. "Alright then, you can have him!"
Glancing upwards, she bellowed, "Kenny!"
Quickly, a black and gray figure, unseen to the group, dropped from the ceiling, landing between Leslie and the group. The superheroes were so stunned, they didn't had time to react before the figure delivered a sweeping kick, knocking half of them to their feet, before rushing forward and pummeling Tupperware.
"It's Mysterion!" Wonder Tweek shouted in awe and fear.
Quickly, Mysterion grabbed Tupperware and judo-threw him into Bebe and Red, flooring them. Professor Chaos attempted to launch his stun blast on him, but Mysterion dodged out of the way at the last second, causing the blast to hit Toolshed instead.
"Oops," Professor Chaos said.
"Sorry, Kenny," The Human Kite whispered, and he began firing laser blasts at his friend. Mysterion hurled a string of fireworks into the line of fire, however, and the resulting explosion sent the entire group flying backwards. As the group recovered, Mysterion pulled out the arrow pinning Leslie. Grabbing her by the hand, he quickly led her out of the room and into the hallways.
As they ran, Leslie pulled out her phone and dialed a number. "Hello, officers?" She said. "Yes, the fugitives are here in the City Hall. Bring everyone you can, ASAP!"
The group rushed out the door to follow them, but by then, Mysterion and Leslie had vanished into the shadows. "Well, that ain't good," Professor Chaos said.
"The whole town will be here, soon," Call Girl pointed out. "What are we gonna do?"
The Human Kite turned to face the rest of the group. "Stan and I will get Annie and Karen and follow Leslie and Kenny. The rest of you, try and occupy the town as long as you can."
"Gee, that'll be a piece of cake," Bebe said sarcastically.
Kyle pulled out his phone and dialed Annie's number. "Annie?" He said.
"Me and Karen are outside," Annie replied. "Did you find Kenny?"
"Yeah, but he ran off with Leslie," Kyle replied. "The town's gonna be here soon. Me and Stan are gonna take you two after Leslie and Kenny."
"Alright, then!" Annie declared.
Ending the call, Kyle turned to the rest of the group. "Come on, you guys!" He declared. "Let's save Kenny!"
With that, the group took off down the hallway.
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